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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Review: Throwaways #1

This issue opens up with two people being shot at while in a junk yard... I think I accidentally picked up a comic about white trash people who trespass in junk yards and sometimes they get shot at. Oh look the punk looking guy also known as Dean Logan used powers to kill people with glass. I'm sure that's been seen in a few movies and even books so not really that impressive dude. Come back when you can do something cooler. Also he passed out which means he's definitely a noob and will probably die soon. We go back a few hours before both of these white trash people broke into the junk yard. Basically Abigail Palmer served in the army and went to some AAA meeting thing with one of the guys she served with who shot everyone except for her. I'm guessing his girlfriend was getting to clingy so he figured if he was gonna go out he'd do it in a bang. We see Dean getting the shit beat out of him by some Jock. Wait really your Japanese girlfriend had to save you. How is she still with you. I mean if you can't defend yourself how are you going to protect her? So we find out that Deans dad went crazy and killed some FBI agents then got put in prison. Note to self never do what Deans dad did. Dam have to say the way Abigail Palmer killed those guards mskes her seem cool than Dean Logan. We get a bunch of different scenes where people try to kidnap and poke Dean with something but fail will till a homeless man wearing a Santa suit actually poked him. Well great his girlfriend just pissed them off by spraying homeless Santa in the eyes so now they're being shot at. We finally catch up to where the issue opened up. Next we see that Deans girlfriend is actually working for some agency that either wants Dean dead or alive. I think she likes him but is gonna have to make the tough choice between him or her mission. To see how this issue ends go buy it and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty confusing. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. I hope I'm not as confused after the next issue. Things I learned from this issue. If you're a wimp who can't fight and defend himself then date a japanese girl so she can be your sexy ninja bodyguard.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #4

This issue opens up with Gwenpool shooting some M.O.D.O.K mugs. Wait does he really have muggs with his face on them? Guess you can say he got mugged. Also does he give these to all his henchmen and then when he kills them off or someone else does he just puts them in a box. Dam don't mess with Gwenpool cause she knows how to use a gun. Next we see Gwenpool looking at he bank account and buying weapons and stuff. Later on we see the team get a mission to go on well except for Gwenpool since M.O.D.O.K has her stay behind so he can try to kill her. Oh ya just the fight I've been waiting for. To shorten it she wins and brings her friend Cecil back as a ghost who helped her defeat M.O.D.O.K. To see how this issue ends go buy it and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. That fight was epic. Things I learned from this issue. Gwenpool can totally kick M.O.D.O.Ks ass.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Review: Quantum And Woody #2

This issue opens up with Woody drink some acohal in a robe while recording himself saying how him and Eric will find their fathers killer... really? Cause to me it looks like your just chilling and getting drunk off your ass. We go back to where the last issue left off. Um can somebody please get these idiots some clothes. Don't read this series if you're younger than 19 or if you're my friend cause you'd probably be worried about your parents walking in on you reading it and think you were gay or something for reading a scene with two naked men tgat you can't see all of when they'd actually not give a fuck. Anyways we get to see Eric and Woody use their powers on accident which does not end well for Eric since he gets hit by a bullet. I have to say I found their argument at the beginning pretty funny. We go back to where this issue started off and see Eric find another memory card with another message from his dad. Um why didn't he just have a big email ready to send to them both if someone ever killed him instead of having them play a game of clue and hey there's the next memory card lets watch it and go looking for the next! We see some evil twins try and scare the crap out of the   new business owner of Quantum Solutions. Dude just kill one and the other one will die along with him... what do you mean that's not how twins work? Well how was I supposed to know that. I mean it's not like I have a twin even though one of my ex girlfriends thought some guy looked like me even though he didn't and thought he was secretly my twin. Oh look it's Quantum and Woody here to save the day. Um Woody I don't think you're supposed to use your real name if you're gonna be a superhero. Well that flashback just proves how bad Woody is at sticking to a plan which was all his idea. Holy shit what is that ugly thing? To see what I'm talking about and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to see how they get out of this mess. Things I learned from this issue. Don't trust Woody to stick to a plan even if it's his cause he'll just make up a different one and not tell you.

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Review: Scooby Apocalypse #1

This issue opens up with Velma throwing some green stuff into the air. What is that stuff? I'm guessing it's kryptonite and she knows that Supermans gonna fly by so she's throwing where he'll fly by so he can be weakened giving her the chance to shoot him in the head and kill him. Next we see Fred and Daphne having an argument about her tv show Daphne Blake's Mysterious Mysteries. I'm guessing it's not as good as Ghost Adventures where it's on the knitting channel... wait there's such thing as a knitting channel? Alright today we're gonna knit some beanies for your grandchildren. Next we see Scooby-Doo and Shaggy. Yes I'm an adult and I still like Scooby-Doo. I mean what can I say he's a cool dog that can talk. We see Shaggy put some Emotigoggles on Scooby-Doo that allows him to use emoticons. Where can I get one of these cause I so need one for my dog so she can use emoticons to tell me how she's feeling and how her day has been. We see that this version of Velma is a doctor and that Shaggy is a dog trainer who works in the same place as her. Well can't say it surprises me that she's a doctor in this universe since in the tv show she was pretty much the nerd and smart one of the group. We find out that Daphne and Fred are supposed to meet Velma somewhere to get some top secret information that they can give to the public on their tv show to help them get ratings. I feel sorry for Fred. He'll never get with Daphne if he stays as her camera man. We get to see him throw his camera at Velmas head which causes Scooby-Doo to go into attack mode. Well looks like this series just got cu- oh she's still alive. Wait how'd that not kill her? Maybe earlier she used the kryptonite to weaken Superman and steal his powers. Anyways Shaggy chases Scooby-Doo to where Fred, Daphne and Velma are. So are they all gonna start solving mysteries now? We see all our characters go down in the secret base where Velma tells them about their secret plan to rule the wotld and how she wants to stop it but was also a part of the plan. Geez just tell them flat out you probably can't trust me so you probably shouldn't if you're already thinking of trusting me. Well that can't be good cause some alarms went off and the power went out in the secret base. This issue ends with us seeing how Shaggy met Scooby-Doo. To see how he did go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to see if they start solving mysteries in the next issue :). Things I learned from this issue. Velma used kryptonite to weaken Superman and steal his powers ot kill him I don't know but now that I think about it that's the real mystery and I'm going to solve it.

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Monday, November 28, 2016

Review: All-New Wolverine #6

This issue opens up with Captain Mooney almost getting shot by his own teammates. Dam just looking at him says don't fuck with Laura. We find out that Wolverine let him live so she could follow him to Alchemax Genetics secret base. Oh no he dun did fucked up. We get an action scene where Bellona gets killed by a shot to the head. For such great killers they suck at fighting. Later on we find out it was actually Wolverine pretending to be Bellona and die so she could get inside the base. That scene was funny cause she pretty much made those sciencetist piss and shit their pants. We see Wolverine take out all the gaurds, let Bellona and Gabby in the base and then call the director of S.h.i.e.l.d. This chick needs her own movie :). Anyways we see Bellona kill Captain Mooney. Well can't say he didn't deserve that. We get another funny scene where Gabby makes Dr. Chandler shit and piss his pants. Note to self Gabby may seem like an innocent little girl but if you piss her off enough she'll probably kill you or give you a good ass whooping. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending to the first arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to see how the next arc plays out. Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with Wolverine and Gabby. Read the issue and you'll understand.

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Review: The Flash #2

This issue opens up with The Flash training Detective August how to use the speed force. Wait just cause you got struck by lighting and gained super speed makes you think you know who the flash is? Wait Barry your not even gonna keep denying it? Well hopefully he won't tell anyone your secret identity or turn evil and go back in time to fuck you up. Anyways we see Iris do something stupid that gets her kidnapped which means The Flash has to save her. You think after how many times he's saved her that she'd want to date him already but no she's probably more into guys who are jerks like that one guy at DC who harasses women. So The Flash gets shot by a gun that reminds him of the time he fought the black racer. Now I need to find the volume where the shit happens so I know what he's talking about. Oh look Detective August lightning or speed powers are able to heal Barry dnd charge him up. Now I want to be struck by this lightning. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Looks like The Flash is gonna have lots of fun next issue. Things I learned from this issue. That I want to move to Central City so I can get struck by this lightning and gain super speed :).

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Saturday, November 26, 2016

Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #3

This issue opens up with Gwenpool finding a way for Batroc not to tell M.O.D.O.K that she's just a regular person with no superpowers and doesn't know how to fight. I'm sure over time she'll learn though. Next we see M.O.D.O.K trying to find information on Gwenpool but failing at finding any since she's from a different world. I still want to know how she even got in that world in the first place. Now I'm gonna have to look online to see if there's an issue that explains all that. Anyways we get to see Gwenpool go to Big Ronnie's where the chick working there has her smash an egg that says 1:00pm. Wait why didn't you have her smash the eggs without her gloves on? I mean heck in the first issue you threw a bitch fit just cause she drew dollar signs on the eyes of the mask so why aren't you flipping a bitch fit now? Anyways after she smash the egg we see her train with Batroc and then some creeper freezes time and takes her on a magical trip. No I swear she's not on drugs. Oh hey her dads name is Ted instead of George. I'm guessing someone really named their daughter Gwen because of Spider-Man and that Marvel found out and decided to make a comic about it but have their daughter actually go into the comics. I'm sure if it were DC comics they'd have that one guy who harasses women go harass and do stuff to the mom then steal their baby in real life and write her into a fictional story. To see how Gwenpools magical journey ends and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I know why Captain America doesn't get a happy ending in this fairy tale book it's because he's actually an evil hydra member so that definitely means he'll never get a happy ending cause evil hydra members don't deserve one. Things I learned from this issue. If you smash an egg and a card saying 1:00pm comes out of the egg expect a magical wizard to freeze time and take you on a magical journey.

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Review: Insexts #6

This issue opens up with The Hag telling Lady Bertram that she'll eat her lover in front of her if she doesn't listen. I'm sure she's kinda listening. I say kinda cause she looks stoned or looks like she's trapped in her own mind. We go back a few days to when Dr. Taylor bought the whore house from The Hag and how him, Lady Bertram, Mariah and the Cynos helped arm the whores. Are these whores gonna win back their freedom and turn this town into their town where they're the police? Hattie tells Lady Bertram her story of how her and her friends hsd their own whore house once which was bright. Well I'm pretty sure the one your in is to. At least I'm sure the men think so anyway. Later on we see a fight break out between The Hag, the whores and our heros. To see who wins and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Can't wait to see how this arc ends :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Today on The Hag cooking show I'll teach you how to eat your lover raw. Things I learned from this issue. That this series is starting to remind me of those monster movies where both monsters fight each other and others get caught in the crossfire.

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Friday, November 25, 2016

Review: Scarlet Witch #9

Ya was not expecting to get this issue or even review it so I'll just make this review short and simple. Art changed again but was good art. Scarlet Witch pretty much fought her brother in her underwear. Fought him with words and spells. This issue ends with her crying. Story wise eh. Artwork better but isn't gonna make me put this series back on my pull so I give this issue a 6 out of 10. I wonder if her underwear is what she fights in now. I'm sure marvel will have the actress who plays her fight in her underwear in one of the avengers movies. Things I learned from this issue. It's ok to fight your siblings in your underwear just don't fight you enemies in your underwear cause that'd be embarrassing.

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Review: Green Arrow #2

This issue opens up with Emi and Shado dumping Oliver Queens dead body into the ocean and then pouring booze in his boat. I bet he payed a lot of money for that nice boat so how about you guys quit ruining it. Also I wonder who the new Green Arrow will be. But I'm pretty sure DC will keep Oliver Queen dead for a bit and have a villain take his place for like five volumes and then have Oliver Queen come back from the dead and beat the shit out of the villan who took his place. At least image and other titles keep their characters dead instead of killing them off for shock value and money. Dam Black Canary is still hot. So glad the tv writers haven't taken over this book or else they'd kill her off and replace her with some hot nerdy chick with blond hair that is actually not her real hair color and have her fall for Oliver Queen then flip out on him for keeping a secret. Oh look Oliver Queens fat nerdy hacker found him and had his grandma bring him back to life by whispering stuff in his ear and kissing him but saying he kissed her and that she liked it. Kinda reminds me of the time when one of my coworkers wife tried hitting on me. Like no I don't want to date you old lady. Hey look John Diggle works for bad guys in the comic instead of working with the good guys like he does in the tv show. Can we get this Diggle on the tv show? This issue ends with Oliver Queen going in his secret tree house base. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.  Hope we get to see Green Arrow back in action next issue. Also put Green Arrow and Black Canary back together already. Hell stop with the stalling it's just stupid. Things I learned from this issue. Even old ladies want to be fucked by Oliver Queen.

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Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #2

This issue opens up with M.O.D.O.K giving Gwenpool and her other teammates a mission. I have a feeling things won't go as planned during the mission. We meet all of Gwenpools teammates who are villans I've never heard of. One things for sure they have a fat nerd who knows how to make potions. I'm guessing he learned that playing dungeon and dragons and other games like that. Next we see Gwenpool and her team go on the mission which does not go as planned since Thor just stopped the car and ripped the door off taking the guy they were supposed to kill. To see how this fight between Thor and team Gwenpool goes go buy and read this issue. This issue ends with one of Gwenpools teammates testing her to see if she's got any good skills and then saying he's going to tell on her. Dude you in kindergarten or something? Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hopefully Gwenpool kills him before he tells on her. Things I learned from this issue. When on a mission have Gwenpool on your side so you can actually get it done.

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Review: Insexts #5

This issue opens up with Lady Bertram releasing wolf boy from his chains and him taking her and Mariah straight to his leader. I'd bring a few dog toys to this place just to see if they'd play with them when they were in wolf form. Go get the ball. Bad boy don't stare at me like I'm stupid. Next we see Countess Bertrams husband go to a whore house where he looks for a whore. How does his wife put up with his shit? I'm guessing she's completely clueless and thinks he'd never sleep with another woman. We meet Madame H who is actually The Hag and makes Countess Bertrams husband have some sort of funky trip where he sees himself being ripped to shreds. Show this to your kids and they'll avoid whores and strip clubs. Back to Lady Bertram and Mariah we see them having sex so she can find The Hag. Well you had her till she noticed you and now you see Countess Bertram who you think is The Hag which she's actually not. She's just a stupid bitch. Anyways we see a showdown between Lady Bertram vs Countess Bitch. To see who wins and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise definitely gonna read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder how they'll explain Countess Bitches death to her husband. Things I learned from this issue. That Countess Bitches husband doesn't know how to keep it in his pants. Hate people like him.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Review: Web-Warriors #8

This issue opens up with Octavia Otto asking Karn if it's normal to lose communication with the team which he says it is but only when shit hits the fan. No really what gives you that idea? As for our team they're in the middle of a giant robot fight. Well I know my friend Eric would probably really love this issue. Anyways we see Billy Braddock trying to reach the rest of the team and Mayday Parker making finger sandwiches. I can't remember how much she made but pretty much a shit ton. I'm sure a lot of nerds want her as a wife now so she could make them tons of food and feed it to them while they sit on their lazzy butts and play video games. I just want to learn how to make food like she does. Anyways back on Loom world we see Octavia Otto take control of Karns limbs and find the strand of web which is earth-803. Yep Octavia Otto definitely leveled up before Karn did cause it seems like he's still a noob as being the master weaver. Oh shit that's not good the team just got split up while Octavia Otto fixed the web. We see Spider-Gwen land in a porky pig cartoon world. To see where the others land and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to see Spider-Gwen kick the giant robots ass. Things I learned from this issue. Karn is still a noob but Octavia Otto leved up to level one. So basically she's on her way to becoming a master weaver.

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Review: Suicide Squad Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with Obama telling Amanda Waller that the Suicide Squad is done. Actually no it's not they have a lot of single issue, graphic novels, a new series coming out and even a movie so no I highly doubt they're done. I mean people love them to much for them to be done. Amanda Waller tells Obama about a soldier who can take the blame for the Suicide Squad program. And this is why when you're a soldier you shouldn't disobey orders even if you think it'll get your men killed cause chances are afterwards you'll end up in a prison on an island and have a fat woman offer you freedom. Next we see the Suicide Squad fighting a bunch of super powered terrorist while trying to save some sciencetist. Note to self if you ever become a sciencetist don't invent weapons or things thag can be turned into weapons unless you want people to kidnap you so they can use your weapon for evil. Heck there's even a ton of movies that show you that you should only become a sciencetist to cure cancer and make people immortal. Anyways the sciencetist gets taken but luckily Captain Boomerang chops off his hands with a boomerang before the people can get the plans and Deadshot kills the sicincetest so they can't use his knowledge to create more weapons that give people superpowers. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good except for the opening but since it's the start to a new series I'll be nice and give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is this the same Amanda Waller from the new 52 line or a different one that was already fat? Things I learned from this issue. Don't become a sciencetist and build or create something that can be used as a weapon.

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Monday, November 21, 2016

Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #1

This issue opens up with narration. Good narration though cause Gwenpool is narrating while some bad guys are getting ready to rob a bank. And yes she is talking to you and while she narrates. Anyways we see her stop the robbers and then get put in a cop car with the hacker Cecil.... wait she saved everyones life though. I mean sure she killed a guy and scared the people at the bank but their still alive. Though I guess some people also treat cops the same way so all I have to say is some people are jerks. They'll say how the law or heros are bad then when they're in trouble or about to die they want someone to come save them. Anyways the cop driving the car takes Gwenpools money and lets her and Cecil go. He even lets her have the car. And that is jow Cecil and Gwenpool became partners. No seriously they did so now he's good and helping her which is good. Later on we see Gwenpool fight some giant robots and tell Cecil to blow them up so the reader can be happy that they paid 4.99$ for the comic. Actually Gwenpool if they bought the comic alone they probably payed a little more cause of tax or if the get the bag and bored with the comic they have to pay for that, the comic plus tax so you should throw some more prices out there so some nerd doesn't make a long rant about how wrong you are about the price cause he paid more than that which means he wasn't able to buy his two buckets of chicken that he eats while watching stuff on the computer and reading comics. Instead he probably didn't get any or got one bucket. Anyways we see Gwenpool get her mask fixed and cleaned since she drew dollar signs on the eyes of it. I think I'm starting to like Gwenpool even more. So we see Gwenpool take a job which her boss thought she'd fail at but didn't. Well that shows she's a bad ass or takes credit for other peoples work. To see what I'm talking about go buy and read this issue. This issue ends with M.O.D.O.K offering Gwenpool a job and killing Cecil. Well since he didn't have a mask you had to see that coming at some point. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Has there already been a fight between Gwenpool and Deadpool? If not lets see one. Things I learned from this issue. Some fat nerd probably paid more than 4.99$ for this comic and wasn't able to buy two buckets of chicken.

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Review: Insexts #4

This issue opens up with Countess Bertram being a creeper and just standing on the stairs staring blankly into space or at someone or something. I don't know all I know is she creeps me the fuck out and I wish I'd never seen that. We see Lady Bertram get in a carriage with Dr. Taylor to go to a prison so she can talk to the London Butcher. Um why? I mean just let him stay there and take the blame. What you gonna do? Talk to him and then kill him. While in the carriage Dr. Taylor lets Lady Bertram know that she murdered her husband and that he doesn't plan on telling anyone what he did cause he wants to stay friends. Ya no he just wants to get in her pants or up her skirt. Like hey I know you killed your husband but I still want to marry you or just have sex with you. Hopefully you won't murder me. Almost like those couples who have an affair and one murders the wife or husband so that they can be together without there husband or wife getting in the way of the affair when they dont think. Hmm if she murders her husband that probably means she'll murder me later in life.  Anyways once they get to the prison and cell block that he was in we see a bunch of blood and satanic symbols in the blood. Wait why the hell is Lady Bertram changing in front of all these people? I'm guessing she's like a vampire that control herself around blood so she loses control. After her fit and Dr. Taylor taking her home we see her and Mariah go back to the prison at night and have sex in the same cell block with all the blood and satanic symbols. Ya that doesn't surprise me since some people now a days will have sex in a cemetery or at a taco bell. Wait so whenever they have sex that heightens Mariahs senses? For other people it just makes them tired but no not them it makes their powers heightened. Anyways Lady Bertram and Mariah find the London Butcher or some guy who they think is the London Butcher but really isn't he's actually that blue wolf creature from the second issue. To see how this issue ends go buy and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise oh ya can't wait to read the next issue. I wonder if Dr. Taylor would still want to have sex with Lady Bertram if he knew she had teeth down there. Things I learned from this issue. People who want to have sex with someone who murdered someone are just stupid. See above to find out why. I mean heck after watching that Blackboxtv episode I have to ask a chick if she has any dead boyfriends under her bed. Cause I sure as hell don't want to die and end up under her bed.

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Saturday, November 19, 2016

Review: Silk #9

This issue opens up with Cindy Moons friends trying to get a hold of her so they can tell her what they dug up on the doctor she had them look for. And this kids is why you don't become a superhero or work undercover so your friends don't think you're being a jerk and ignoring them. We also see Mockingbird try to get a hold of Cindy to but fail. Next we see where Silk actually is. Yep robbing Parker Industries. Geez Peter Parker is really into spiders ever since one bit him and gave him powers. Like why would you need giant spider-bots? Wait aren't those spider-bots the one that Dock Ock used when he was in Peter Parkers body? If so dam dude you really don't need trophies from every villain. Anyways Black Cat steals a lie detector and then hets stuck in an elevator shaft with Silk where they talk about the ten years she was lovked away and how Black Cat had a nest egg that Spider-Man took away from her. Wait was she going through a bird phase when she had a nest egg? Cause only eggs go in nest. Oh and birds. Later on we see Silks friends going door to door to try and find out why the doctor owns so many buildings. Um probably because he's rich and evil. Next we get a boring scene of Silk talking to her therapist. Sorry fell asleep and now I'm at the end of the issue. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good but boring in one part. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Can't wait to see a cat fight next issue :). Things I learned from this issue. Peter Parker likes to get trophies from each villain he faces so he can look at them and make himself feel good when he's sad and crying.

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Friday, November 18, 2016

Review: Batman #2

This issue opens up with Gotham and Gotham Girl failing to capture Solomon Grundy. See Batman is definitely one of the best super heros since he just kicked  Solomon Grundys ass without having to chase him around like an idiot. Also both those names make me laugh. I'm gonna become a superhero and name myself Genola Man! Anyways we see Batman basically give Gotham tips and pretty much tell him in between the lines how he could kick Gothams ass. Can we get a fight between these two in a future issue? Next we see some guy kill himself in Jim Gordons office. Dammit now his office is gonna be haunted since someone just died in there. Later on we see Batman have a meeting with Jim Gordon, Gotham and Gotham Girl. That's funny he just did his dissappearing act and Gotham and Gotham Girl couldn't find him even with their "ultra vision" yes I even did the quotation marks with my hands after I wrote that. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise good and funny.  I give this issue a 10 out 10.  See since they couldn't find him after he did his dissappearing act just shows that he could kick their asses. Things I learned from this issue. That Gotham and Gotham Girl are just as bad as Superman.

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Thursday, November 17, 2016

Review: Spider-Gwen #10

This issue opens up with Frank Castle asking Kraven the hunter for help. Um Spider-Gwen isn't an animal so why do you need a man who hunts animals to hunt her? It's not like he hunts spiders and collects them as trophies. Next we see Gwen sleeping in her old bed I'm guessing at her dads house. We see Gwen wake up to the alarm and then remembering how she got to her dads house. I'm guessing the delivery boy isn't a fan cause he didn't ask for her autograph. I mean heck I would've. Later on we see Gwen tell her dad how her powers were stolen and how she gets them back for a brief moment. While they talk we see Kraven put a bunch of animals in their house. I'm surprised nonr of them are dead. He must not be a true hunter if he lets them live. Dam that's kinda funny Captain Stacy just got knocked out by a monkey. Where's the replay button? We also see May Parker kick ass. Note to self don't mess with May Parker cause she can definitely kick your ass. Come on Gwen kick Kravens ass. We get to see Captain Stacy record Frank Castle while pretending that he has a gun. Dam Frank Castle is a bad cop if he really thinks Captain Stacy has a gun. I mean wouldn't he have known that Captain Stacy didn't have a gun since there was no click of the trigger being pulled a little or whatever. Yes Captain Stacy just knocked him out and destroyed his evidence. Fuck yes Spider-Gwen kicked Kravens ass. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Frank Castle is very creepy. Like dude find some chick your own age. Quit trying to date young girls and telling them that they're a certain superhero just so you can make yourself happy.  Things I learned from this issue. Kraven the hunter isn't a real hunter since he didn't kill all the animals that he put in Captain Stacys house.  Also I'm sure pest control will have a fun time getting all those animals out of there.

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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Review: Insexts #3

This issue opens up with Lady Bertram savings the cooking ladys son from some creepy pedophiles. Well I'm sure other people would think of her as a monster but I'm sure the little boy thinks she's his hero. We get a  scene of Countess Bertram being a creeper and listening to Mariah and Lady Bertrams conversation while they eat cherrys in a sexy porno kind of way. Wait why does she need to see a doctor for changing so much and having a  claw or whatever for a tongue and eat the cherry in a non porno way. I'm sure her bug side wants some cherrys to. Anyways next we get a scene where Lady Bertram goes to see the doctor and finds out that he's a murderer. That's why when the doctor ask you to come into the room you should make sure a nurse is with him or that you have a friend with you just in case he pulls that shit. Oh ya Countess Bertram I'm sure scaring the fat kid eating sweets will make him eat less sweets just so he doesn't sin like you say he's doing. You know what I'm gonna shove a bunch of cookies in my mouth to prove a point that eating sweets is not a sin it'll just make you fat as fuck if you eat a lot of it like honey boo boo. Damit put to many in and now my mouth hurts. Also that's what she said. There I'll say it so some pervert doesn't have to say it or think it after reading that part. Also I'm sure what you told him won't sink in and he'll just go back to eating more sweets and getting really fucking fat. Fuck yes Mariah beat the shit out of Countess Bertram. Later on we see Lady Bertram go back to see the doctor who killed that woman and her kid earlier. Oh so some do have teeth. To see what I'm talking about go buy and read this issue. Well that's one doctor that won't be killing women and children since Lady Bertram ate him. Like not even joking her stomach had teeth and at him home. Yep he definitely got what he deserved. This issue ends with Lady Bertrams killer coming clean about what he did. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise getting better. Definitely has me on the edge of my seat. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I think the London Butcher is actually that blue creature from last issue. Things I learned from this issue. Lady Bertram is a hero :).

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Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #0

This issue opens up with Black Cat beating the crap out of a talking duck. I don't blame her for doing it. I mean heck it could be dangerous that's why you should never trust a talking animal. Anyways Black Cat tells the talking duck that some chick robbed her and that she wants him to find the chick and what she stole and bring it back to her. And the chick who stole from her is Gwenpool. Wait where's this version of Gwen from? I know she's now stuck on earth 616 but which one is she originally from? Anyways we the next issue is basically Gwenpool trying to kill the talking duck while telling him how and why she needs to wear a mask. The third issue is them breaking into hydra and stealing back what she stole from Black Cat who she then sold to hydra. Oh so she's kinda a bad girl huh :). The one scene where she swallows what she stole and then when her skin bubbled it made me laugh. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good and funny. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm in the mood to eat some talking duck right now. Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with Gwenpool unless you want to die. P.s she knows how to use a sword and how to make a bomb so ya definitely don't piss her off or fight her.

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Monday, November 14, 2016

Bullshit Blog Update #140

Hey back again. Won't be a long post since my friend will be picking me up in a bit to go see the big moon that's happening tonight. Anyways I'm thinking of posting twice a day now so I can get through my single issues faster. I just don't know if you guys will love or hate it so please let me know what you think of this idea. Anyways tonight I won't post twice but probably the rest of this week I will. Anyways that's it so I'll be signing off :).

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Saturday, November 12, 2016

Review: The Discipline #2

This issue opens up with Melissa telling Orlando how mad she is that he just left her in that place. Well it's kinda all your fault cause you really don't know him that well plus he hasn't been completely honest so what'd you expect? See at least his opening up a bit more to you now. I'm sure after he leaves you alone some more or does other stuff to you that he'll finally be completely honest with you. Next we see a cat fight between Melissa and her sister. My moneys on the hot red head with glasses. Actually I think she might be a ginger which means she has no soul but hey I'd still date her and let her steal little pieces of my soul every time we slept together. Note to self don't piss Melissa off unless you want your face to get ripped to shreds. I mean sure you might live but your face will be all fucked up like her husbands. Anyways next we see Orlando take Melissa to a bdsm club where he drugs her, strips her naked and leaves her alone on a public street so everyone can see her naughty bits. Again she can't be mad Orlando since she's the one who agreed to see him again even after what he did last time. I mean that be like not knowing someone that well and going on a date with them but during the date they shoot your arm and put you in the hospital but if even after all that you went on a date with yhem again it'd just show how stupid you are. Well surprisingly Melissa didn't get fucked by a hairy animal. But her friend did. In fact it even hopped into her body which means that the hairy animal is now her friend. Hopefully we don't get a future issue where her and the hairy animal scissor each other. This issue ends with Orlando chocking Melissa. I'm sure the next issue will open up with her being pissed that he tried to kill her but then go and get fucked by him the next night. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Yes I'm giving it crap but I find it interesting :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I have a feeling a movie or tv show will be made for this series and it'll be way better than fifty shades of gray. Things I learned from this issue. If you go on a date with someone that you don't know real well and they drug you or hurt you then ya you can be mad but if you go and date them a second time and they do the same shit again it's all your fault which means you can't be mad st them for you being stupid expecting them not to pull that shit again when you should know that they definitely will.

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Friday, November 11, 2016

Review: Spider-Woman #8

This issue opens up Spider-Woman getting on her motorcycle and talking to Ben Urich about Tiger shark. Um Spider-Woman haven't you heard that talking on the phone while driving a vehicle is also bad so you should probably hang up and call him back later. Anyways Spider-Woman finds Tiger sharks secret lair which is just a big building that a bunch of rich people live in. No I'm being serious they even have a scene where rich people get served and talk like rich people. Really Spider-Woman first you talk on the phone and drive and now your talking on the phone while fighting? I'm sure that's bad and cause you to get distracted and die to. See your biker glasses broke. Looks like some teenager was texting and driving and ran right into Spider-Woman and Tiger shark. Is everyone in this city that stupid. Oh look dumbass now your cars gonna go in that waterline that you just broke. I hope your car goes in and gets ruined. Note to self avoid this city unless you want stupid drivers who text while driving to run right into you with their cars. To see how Spider-Woman defeats Tiger shark go buy and read this issue. This issue ends with Spider-Woman getting home and eating pancakes with her son and Roger. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good but fast. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Sorry got distracted while she fought cause there were some ass shots of her nice ass. Things I learned from this issue. People in Spider-Womans city are stupid drivers cause they text and drive and talk on the phone and drive so I'll definitely stay away from that area.

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Review: Black Eyed Kids #1

This issue opens up with a dog dying. Damit why do animals tend to die first in horror movies, books or even comic books. Next we go to a house where some girl flips out because her brother likes to sleep walk into her room every night. So either he's into incest or loves scaring the crap out of her in the middle of the night. Also doesn't she have a lock on her door to keep him out or are their parents so poor that they don't gave locks on their bedroom doors. Either that or he must break the lock every time he sleep walks into the room which makes them probably not even worrying about buying anymore. Anyways next we go to some store where some kid ask for smokes and then kills the guy at the cash register when he ask for his age and then kill a poor customer who saw him do it. Note to self avoid this store and any kids like this in life. Dude why are you sitting down after you committed a crime? Shouldn't you like book your ass ouy of there before the cops show up? Fine let them take you. Next we get a scene where two kids ask to use a guys house phone... it's 2016 and this guy still has a house phone? Mistake number one also after they ask to use your house phone which is obviously inside your house and thrn ask if they can come in that's when you slam the door in their faces and go back to watching Silence of the lambs. And now he died I think. I mean he kinda deserves it after those mistakes. This issue ends with creepy sleep walker kid doing something bad. To find out what he did go buy and read this issue for yourself. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good even though they killed off a dog. Since it's the first issue I'll let that slide. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. They really need a parental advisory on the front of the issue and not on the back cause if d ome mom gets this for her nine year old son he'll read it snd start sleep walking into other peoples rooms and then doing something bad to his family. Things I learned from this issue. Don't own a house phone in 2016 unless you want two kids with black eyes to kill you.

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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Review: Daredevil #9

This issue opens up with Spider-Man and Daredevil going over the plan. Sadly the plan doesn't go as planned cause the bad guy gets away with the case in a panic room that's also an elevator. It's kinda annoying how Spider-Man keeps saying super hero biz. Like we get it now quit putting that shit on repeat. Anyways later on we see Daredevil and Spider-Man on a boat. Also good thing Spider-Man put a spider-tracer on the case so that they could find it again and get it back. Next we get a game of keep away as Spider-Man keeps the case away from Daredevil which ticks him off. This issue ends with Daredevil telling Spider-Man what's in the case and another secret. To gind out whaf the secret is go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise good. Well except for Spider-Man saying super hero biz but I'll let it pass. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. To me it sounds like Daredevil has something in that case that'll kill all the bad guys. So basically I think he'll have a black suit phase and go dark for a bit which I'm sure would make Captain America happy since he's hydra. Things I learned from this issue. Don't play keep away with Daredevil or Spider-Man unless you want your ass kicked.

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Review: New Suicide Squad #22

This issue. Hmm I don't really know how to explain it. Yes it's good but I just don't know exactly what to write. Well one thing is for Batman was in it and I'm sure my friend would be jelous and want to read it for himself. Fine I'll try my best to explain it. Basically this issue is a fun roller-coaster head trip inside Harley Quinns mind that'll make you smile and be confused at some moments so confused that the person sitting next to you will be like good issue. Ya man... I mean totally... wait what'd you ask me? I was asking if it's a good issue but with that answer you seem like you're confused so I'm now wondering why you're smiling while reading the issue. Oh no this is my copy sir you definitely can't have it. I don't even know why you'd ask that. We get to see Harley Quinn play with some toys and then kick them and see her dead father and a dead cat talk to her. Whoops I think I'm tripping or something cause I swear that that dead cat just spoke to me. The ending to this issue was pretty good. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good I'm sad that this is thd end of this series but glad that a new one will start back up in August :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. That was a fun ride :). Things I learned from this issue. If you eat the wrong brownies before reading this issue you will definitely trip out and have a dead cat talk to you.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man & Silk The Spider(Fly) Effect #1

This issue opens up with that Silk vs Spider-Man battle from the second issue of Silk that we never got to see fully and still don't get to see fully cause they fight for a bit then run off to fight a T-Rex. Um guys Ken Ham is gonna be mad that that dinosaur is her I'd say invent a time machine to send it back to the right time so Ken Ham Sandwich won't throw a fit. Wait how'd that dinosaur get a time machine. Oh look it was trying to send itself back in time to make things right but accidentally sent Silk and Spider-Man with it. Also it's still not in the right time so I'm sure young Ken Blam will see it and throw a fit so try again. Dammit hydra the longer you guys fight the dinosaur, Silk and The Amazing Spider-Man the sooner it'll take for Ken Ram to find out it's in the wrong time period and throw a fit. Also Captain America is hydra. Great guys you let the dinosaur get away now Den Ham will definitely figure out that it's here. Well Silk and Spider-Man just lost their powers. Not to self if you're a superhero never go back in time to when you didn't have super powers cause if you do your powers will go away. Also Silk why would you have dirty underwear? Do your bowls release at awkward moments whenever they feel like it? This issue ends with an old man saving Silk and Spider-Mans life. To find out who the old man is go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hopefully Ben Ham won't notice the dinosaur next issue. Things I learned from this issue. If a dinosaur is in the wrong time period don't count on Silk and Spider-Man to send it home cause they'll just let it roam around freely so that it'll eat people... um I mean all the plants cause Ken Ham says they're vegetarians.

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Review: The Discipline #1

This issue opens up with two people having sex and one turing into a reptile like creature. Is this a new sex disease? If so that'd suck cause then people would know how you got it if you always looked like that after. Anyways we meet our main character Melissa who I think is very pretty. Yes she looks like she could be a nerd or a librarian but a very hot one. Heck if I went to a library and she was the librarian I'd make lots of noise and be a bad boy so she'd have to punish me ;).  We meet another character named Orlando who likes to stalk Melissa. Like seriously he stalkers her as she walks and runs with her dog even as she gets yelled at by her bitch of a sister. Next we see Melissa staring at a painting of some hairy animal fucking a chick. So she's into to animal porn? Oh look after Orlando stuck his fingers in her while she was starting at the painting later on that night she has a sex dream of getting fucked by a hairy animal. Yep definitely in to animal porn. I wonder if she's tried having sex with her dog. Later on we see Orlando take her on a date to a slaughter house where she passes out and has a dream of being hung naked and upside down on the rack. So she's into animal porn and getting whipped and all that other kinky shit. I'm guessing dead bodies probably turn her on to. Also if you take a chick on a date take her to a slaughter house first to make sure she's not into animal porn. Next we see Melissa meet Orlando at some creepy house where he undresses her and pushes her against a painting that comes to life and grabs her arm. Damit hell raiser get out of this comic book. If a box appears in my room I am so not touching it. Also why is she flipping out about the painting grabbing and holding her? I thought that type of stuff turned her on? Anyways next we see a hairy creature break through the window and we find out that it's called a stalker. So basically it's Orlando. Or is that what he'll turn into if he keeps stalking Melissa? We see the creature spit on her which makes her have another sex dream about getting fucked by a hairy animal. Does she touch herself while thinking of hairy animals? This issue ends with Orlando being told that he needs to have sex with Melissas sister now. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Lots of sex scenes. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So are we gonna see Orlando stalking Krystal next issue? Will we see Melissa having more sex dreams about getting fucked by hairy animals? Things I learned from this issue. That Melissa really wants to have sex with a hairy animal since she keeps having sex dreams about being fucked by one.

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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Review: Spider-Gwen Annual #1

So lots of things happened in this issue and no I won't be going over it all cause I'm tired and that'd be a long review for me to write and for you to read so I'll just go over a few parts. We see Gwen first testing out her powers kinda like Spider-Man did. We also see how her band came to be. Also we find out that some pervert watched them the whole time till they formed their band. We get to see a Captain America read her own comics that Steve Rogers of Earth-65 wrote. Is he secretly a hydra member to? I mean if so that'd explain how he knew where Captain America was and what she was doing. I still want to know if she works for hydra to like earth-616 Captain America. I'm sure Gwens dad would not be happy if she was hydra. Also apperently Captain America of Earth-65 fell in love with a vampire. Does he sparkle in the sunlight to? How come they never got a book series? Also how'd she dump him or are they secretly married and she's secretly a vampire that's also a hydra member? I don't trust this Captain America she brings up to many questions that I need to know the answers to. We get to see one of Gwens most forgettable villans. Ya make sure he stays forgotten cause he's not a very cool villain. We get to see how Spider-Gwen spends her week. Oh look Silk and Jessica Drew still come to her world which is good cause I hope in the future we get another Spider-Women series. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise really good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder if Spider-Ham will ever get his own series. Things I learned from this issue. Spider-Gwen is the best superhero with spider powers and that's why I love her series so much :).

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Review: Insexts #2

This issue opens up with Lady Bertram doing naughty stuff in a maze I think with Mariah. Knowing my friend he'd cover his eyes at this point thinking he had sinned just for looking at it. Next we see Lady Bertram almost eat the colonel. Dam I know he made KFC a think but that don't mean you need to eat him. He needs to be around longer so we can have more delicious KFC. Darn now I'm in the mood for KFC. Dr. Taylor tells Lady Bertram that they found her husbands dead body which means she has to pretend to be sad and wear all black for a long time and even cover her windows with black curtains.... wait why cover the windows in black? Is that to confuse the person who's mourning so that they don't know when to go to bed or when to wake up? Anyways we get a nice scene next. To see what I'm talking about go buy and read this issue for yourself. Next we see Lady Bertram save a hooker and her money from some evil blue monster. Now I'm interested to know what this thing is and how it came to be. This issue ends with some lady telling Lady Bertram her whole plan on how she's gonna ruin her life. Ya I doubt she'll actually succeed at it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good it's definitely getting more interesting. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to see that lady get eaten by Lady Bertram. Things I learned from this issue. Don't hit on Lady Bertram unless you want her to eat you.

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Monday, November 7, 2016

Review: Scarlet Witch #8

This issue opens up with... wait do I really need to review this issue? Yes I did read it but do I really have to review it? Yes I could keep this up for the whole review. Ugh do I have to? I do? But it was horrible! Fine fine I'll do a short review. This issue to me was stupid Scarlet Witch sees a psychiatrist who apperently is a villain from a Spider-Man book. She doesn't reveal that she knew he was a villain till the end of the issue. Um why? Why do a whole month or whatever of seeing him, paying him and talking to him if you could've just got him arrested after the first session? Like why keep it up? I'll just say it right now worst superhero. Oh also plus if he can control people who's to say when you leave or when he's in prison that he won't just make the cops let him go... I mean unless you found a way to stop that from happening which I doubt you did so I'll just assume that later on he had the cops let him go and escaped without your help. Honestly the artwork changes to much so I didn't like the art. The story make me scratch my head in confusion. So much so that I think my head is bleeding... yep it is. Thanks Scarlet Witch #8 for causing my head to bleed. I give this issue a 3 out of 10. Nope this book will not get any more words out of me so this is my cue to.

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Saturday, November 5, 2016

Review: Green Arrow #1

This issue opens up with Green Arrow, Black Canary and Oliver Queens sister Emi fighting the underground men. She's no Thea Queen but Emi seems cool. After fighting the underground men we see the Green Arrow give lots of money to the cops and one of the workers who helped the underground men. Does no one care to ask how the hell he got all that money? Or do they already know it's Oliver Queen but keep their mouths shut cause he just paid them a shit ton of money. Hopefully this shit will get explained in future issues cause so far it seems like he gives little to no shits about people knowing his secret identity cause he'll just throw money in their face any time he feels like it to get them to do something it seems. I blame the DC comics writers for that. Later on we get a love scene between Oliver and Dinah. I'm sure if my friend read and say this part he'd cover his eyes like a little kid even though he's twenty years old. Next we see all the different places that Oliver Queen owns. Maybe don't show the girl you love every place you own. Like sure it helps people but it still puts money in your pocket so it doesn't win your case in that area. We get to see Oliver Queen visit his business. We also learn the identity of who wears the red skull mask that's shaped like an arrow. That was pretty quick. Maybe build it up next time ya? Anyways to find out who wears the mask go buy and read this issue. This issue ends with a shado attacking Oliver Queen. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Since it's the first issue I'll let that stuff that bothers me slide. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Really DC? In the first issue you're gonna pull that shit are you for real? Things I learned from this issue. Green Arrow is Oliv- oh thank you Green Arrow for all this money. Yes I promise I won't reveal your secret identity even though you just gave it away by giving me all this money.

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Friday, November 4, 2016

Review: Spider-Gwen #9

This issue opens up with Frank Castle standing creepily in some news reporters office. Dude can't you see you're scaring the shit out of the poor guy? Knowing you you probably broke into his office and then threw files of Captain Stacy and Gwen Stacy at him. My questions is what do you want him to find some guys that'll beat up Captain Stacy so he'll let you take your daughters hand in marriage or are you showing him that you have a thing for young girls like her and want her father out of the picture so you can take her for your own? I mean so far all I got from that scene is that Frank Castle is a creeper and doesn't get any so he wants a young girl so he can finally get some. And if he's taking the case as personal my question is why? Next we get a few scenes of him stalking Gwen. You know just cause you're a cop doesn't mean you have the right to creepily stalk young girls. Anyways we get to see Gwen go to a concert and have fun. She has such a beautiful smile :). Next we see her friends take her down an ally way to some creepy guy. For a minute there I thought her friends would start doing drugs but I think he just protects them or something idk. He's a creep though. Later on Gwen and her friends go to the dollar dog where everyone hangs out now just to drink pickled water. Wait is it water that taste like pickles or is it just pickle juice but in a water jug? If it's pickle juice I'd probably only be able to drink one cup of it. Anyways while Gwen is in the bathroom the dollar dog almost gets robbed. I say almost cause creepy stalker Frank Castle stalked Gwen all the way there and just broke the guys arm. Hey don't throw her across the room you prick! I'm taking it that likes to abuse women. Fuck ya kick his ass Gwen! This issue ends with Gwen Stacy running away. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hopefully Frank Castle will learn to stop stalking young girls from now on. Things I learned from this issue. Frank Castle loves young girls and will stalk them and then throw them across a room once he finally decides to make it known that he was stalking them all along.

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Thursday, November 3, 2016

Review: The Flash #1

This issue opens up with Barry getting struck by lighting. I get that this is a number one issue but that doesn't mean you need to rehash how he became The Flash I mean there's graphic novels and even the tv show for people to go and get that info. Anyways we see The Flash save a bunch of people while he thinks to himself. I know where you can start for your and Batmans case Flash. Just go to DC Comics headquarters and tell the writers to own up to their mistakes and give you guys back the ten years they stole. Anyways we see Barry Allen arrive late to a crime scene and get chewed out for it. Jeez chill out dude it's not like he won't get the case solved just because he's late. Later on Barry has a quick talk with Iris and Wally and then runs off to pull people out of a burning building. We see some guy getting attacked by some gang or whatever that calls themselves The Black Hole and apparently they killed his brother. Sorry but that name is lame. The Black Hole lmao... oh shit sorry I didn't mean to make fun of it so will you please quit shooting at me. Oh look you just shot that guy you dicks and the flash got here to late to stop you from shooting him. Dam he day isn't going so good. First he got shot now he got struck by lighting. I'm guessing he'll get run over next. Who the heck is that green lighting dude beating up the guys that just shot that cop? This issue ends with us finding out who that green lighting dude is. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember kids if you get struck by lighting you just might become The Flash if you're lucky enough. Things I learned from this issue. Avoid central city unless you want to go there and try to get struck by lighting to see if you're lucky enough to become The Flash.

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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #8

This issue opens up with all of Inspector Suns men getting the cure for Mister Negatives drug shade and his evil touch powers that turn people evil. So now would be a good idea to put that cure in the water system so no one else in China will become evil if Mister Negative touches them or gives them shade. Um why aren't you guys doing that? Fine be stupid. Anyways next we see Peter Parker give a speech and then take a ride up his own building in the Spider-Mobile in order to give Quinghao an award. Anyways while he does this Mister Negative watches to see if Peter Parker obeyed his orders which he clearly did not cause Mister Negative has Cloak teloport him and all his men there. We get a whole fight scene of Spider-Man curing Cloak, tge cops and the inner demons fighting each, Cloak curing Dagger. So ya awesome. Anyways next Peter Parkers girlfriend attacks him. I mean Spider-Man but that's still him so ya. Also funny how Spider-Man never said she was his girlfriend till this issue happened. While Spider-Man and his girlfriend die we see Mister Negative use his touch on Quinghao in order to get him to confess his sins and then jump out a window. Back to Spider-Man fighting his girlfriend we see Mockingbird give him information on her which helps him stop her from trying to kill him. Spider-Man has crappy luck with girlfriends. Later on after Spider-Mans girlfriend saves Quinghao we see Phillip tell Quinghao that he won't work with a man like him after learning of his sins. This issue ends with Mister Negative telling Spider-Man and his friends to go back to America and let him have China. Highly doubt they'll let you fo that. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't believe Peter Parker is still dating that chick after she tried to kill him. I'd be very afraid of her after that and leave her... actually I probably wouldn't because I'd probably get killed for doing that. Things I learned from this issue. That a lot of people will probably be working for Mister Negative soon since no one put the cure in the water system in China. Also I won't go to China till I know that Mister Negative is gone.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Review: Harley Quinn #15

This issue opens up with some girls asking another girl how her date went which she says went good till he tried to shake her hand instead of kiss her goodnight. Well that's a good thing on the first date cause it shows you he's not afraid of germs. Also what'd you expect he's your boss or whatever. Next we see some guy basically say how he'd like to do naughty stuff with her which causes her to give him the bird. It's funny cause right after she gives him the bird we see Harley Quinn buying a bunch of birds and dog food. I'm sure my dog Lala would love to live in her apartment with all those other dogs. Next we see Harley Quinn fight some guy named Tinderbox while in a burning building that he set on fire. Dude your not heat wave leave that to him. Next we see everyone jump on top of him to get to the ground safely. I'm surprised someone isn't screaming after Harley Quinn killed him. I mean I highly doubt he's alive with how many people jumped on him from that high up plus they never showed him alive so why isn't someone screaming oh dear god we all just killed that man! I mean we kinda helped kill him but that clown girl delivered the last blow. Guess they're not freaking out cause he set the place on fire and they can probably live with knowing that they didn't deliver the last blow. Later on we see some chick beat the shit out of some people at a restaurant. To see what happens to her after go buy and reaf this issue. Back in Harley Quinns apartment we see Poison Ivy in Harley Quinns bathtub. Some nerds are probably sad that there wasn't a nip slip. Anyways Poison Ivy listens to Harley as she tells her all her problems. Well that went fast Harley Quinn is now lying on top of Poison Ivy. And no they're not naked. Nerds are also probably mad that they didn't get a make out lesbian scene. To that I say go buy some porn and lock yourself in your room you lonely nerd. This issue ends with Harley Quinn asking for an assistant. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise fast but good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. After my friend reads this review I'm sure he'll be like where can I get this issue I need to see the almost lesbian make out scene. Things I learned from this issue. Don't go to that restaurant where that one chick used to work unless you want a bat to the face and hand.

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