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Monday, December 18, 2017

Review: Darth Vader #7

This issue opens up with Darth Vader and Doctor Aphra at Lukes old home. Note to self don't fuck with Darth Vader. You can fuck with storm troopers all you want cause everyone knows they can't hit the side of a barn. Actually some can as long as the plot says they can hit you so just hope the plot doesn't allow them to shoot you. Next we see them go to Obi-wans old home where Luke fought Bobba Fett. Wait they fought before? What made Bobba Fett think he'd get lucky a second time? Anyways next we see Doctor Aphra use a bomb on the place. Oh ya that one droids words about the terrible slaughter of the droids made me chuckle a little. Next we see Vader and some storm troopers attack a place called The Son-tuul pride. See the plot said the storm troopers had better aim and thus they were able to hit the side of a barn. Also what is that stuff that the storm troopers took? Man this issue sure is making me ask alot of questions like what's a Pit-fight and why would Doctor Aphra rob imperials? Like wouldn't that piss Vader off enough to kill her? Anyways that's where this issue ends. Artwork was good. As for the story it felt kinda slow so I'll give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Even when droids get slaughtered it's terrible.

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Thursday, December 14, 2017

Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #12

This issue opens up with Gwenpool waking up in a room that looks like it's from the midieval days. We get a flashback page where Mega Tony and Gwenpool ran into each other. Dude she screwed up once at least give her a second chance instead of being an ass. At least he kinda got what he deserved when she kicked the door down on top of him. Later on we see them enter a room full of frogs that were pretty easy to defeat since all anyone had to do was pull the chain and flush them down the giant toilet they were in. Also did they know they were in it? Oh look the rest of the team is here... Well except for the dead guy. Next we get to see Gwenpool murder a shop owner in the dungeon... Wait why is there a shop in a dungeon? I don't remember finding any shops in caves and stuff in oblivion so what kind of game has a shop in a dungeon? Also who's arcade? After the long talk with arcade we see Gwenpool and her team face more frogs which were still hella easy to beat. This issue ends with a certain merc with a mouth entering the comic book. Artwork was pretty good. The story was pretty good to do I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Ask Gwenpool for advice when playing games with dungeons.

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Monday, December 11, 2017

Review: The Invincible Iron Man #593

This issue opens up with us seeing Tony Stark in a coma and then seeing Friday. I'm guessing he gave her that name cause she's the best A.I. he has ever created just like Friday is the best day of the week. Next we see some lady that I thought was Aunt May running the Stark Expo. Is that like a comic con that Tony made or just a place for all the sciencetes to talk about the inventions they made or are going to make one day? I really need to read the other volumes so I can see if they explain that stuff. Anyways next we see some old dude bugging Mary Jane. Wait is she really Tonys girlfriend. Yes I know I need to read the other volumes which I will get to eventually. Next we see Doctor Doom go to Rykers Island. Um I swear that place has had a shit ton of prison breaks so how do the people working there not step their game up? For a minute there I thought the guards were actually do scared that they were hugging to try and not be scared or something but now I see that Doctor Doom did it. Wait how'd Tony escape? From that last page I think he cloned himself or something cause how? Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was definitely interesting so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Doctor Doom has the power to make people hug each other.

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Sunday, December 10, 2017

Review: Outcast #8

This issue opens up with Megans husband asking her what she got him for his birthday. I'm assuming he's like most my ex girlfriends who'd want me to get them something for Christmas or their birthday and tell me not to tell them what it was so that they could get surprised when they got it but then they'd bug me all the time by trying to get hints or have me just tell them what it was. Next we see Kyle and Reverend Anderson go to some old dudes house who locks the door after he lets them in. I'd say I don't do that when I let people in my house but the door does it without my permission since my family bought a new deadbolt that automatically locks itself after so long. But also I'm sure they both heard that so is that normal for people to do now a days and if so guess I'm gonna start doing it more often. Kyle he told you that he doesn't like to be touched maybe you should respect his space instead of touching him again. Heck maybe he's a germaphobe like me. I mean heck if I was as bad as this old man and didn't know where Kyles hands had been you'd bet I wouldn't want him putting his hands on me either. I love how Reverend Anderson says he just assaulted that old man but yet when Kyle assaulted that kid he got thanked and still gets thanked. Like if it's a kid Kyle go ahead but don't you dare touch those old people. This issue ends with Kyle standing in the rain while a shit ton of people look at him. Heck I would be staring him down to. I mean I love rainy days but not enough to soak myself in it like it's a turn on for me so yes I understand why they're all looking at him. Artwork was ok. As for the story still good so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If some old man freaks into your house and carves a marking into your skin don't call the cops cause that might be that old mans way of welcoming you to the neighborhood.

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Monday, November 20, 2017

Review: All-new Wolverine #11

This issue opens up with Captain Hydra asking Old Man Logan if he can come up. Ummm Captain Hydra shouldn't you be asking Laura Kinney if you can come up since it is her apartment and not his. Wait never mind he probably doesn't care who's it is since he's Hydra. Yo Gabby it's Captain Hydra no need to be excited about meeting him. I'm sure in the future she'll hate his guts and Captain Marvel's. One of the reasons I hate Captain Hydra is because he makes people salute him way to long. Another reason why I hate him is because he just slammed Laura Kinney into a wall. Kick his ass Laura. Dam she's good at what he does. Next we get a few comedy panels where we see Gabby, Old Man Logan and Captain Hydra running through all the different rooms in the apartment complex. Don't you hate when two superheroes and a Hydra agent run in on you guys having sex. Dam she- wait he can take that many tranquilizers and get up like it's nothing or like he just got shot full of an energy drink. Note to self don't fuck with Captain Hydra cause tranquilizers can't take him down. I think them attacking him is what's gonna cause shit to hit the fan. Haha he just took those guys out like they were nothing. This issue ends with a guy wrencher. Artwork was good. The story was alright but not that good so I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Actually I already know this stuff but you guys need to know it so I'll write it down. Captain America is Hydra and this issue proves it as I pointed out above oh and also cause ya know secret wars shows that he was all along so ya Captain America is Hydra.

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Sunday, November 19, 2017

Review: The Last Ember #0

This issue opens up with a flashback to a girl named Ashley who lived way before our time. Anyways on the way to see a puppet show with her brother and sister they run into some trouble. This is also when Ashley's powers appear. Note to self don't mess with her unless you want to be burned. Next we go to present day where we meet our main character Ember who is your regular teenager. Later on she runs into some trouble while in town and to see what happens you'll just have to go and buy this issue cause it's really good. Artwork was great. The story was pretty good. I do hate that they only have this issue out right now but am glad that their kickstarter was a success which means I'll get to read the other issues when they're out. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with people who have fire powers unless you like being burned.

Things I'd like to know. Does trouble seem to follow these people with fire powers? Cause it seems like it does. I mean that's what I think.

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Monday, November 13, 2017

Review: Uncanny X-Men #5

This issue opens up with Monet escaping from the pyramid that they got trapped in in the last issue. We go back to Genosha where we see Magneto protecti- um he doesn't protect people very often cause it looks like the healer just got stabbed and is having his brain fucked with by a psychic. I mean at least he killed the psychic before he could kill the healer. I'm sure I've noted this before but I feel like making a note of it again. Not to self don't ever fuck with Magneto. I repeat don't ever fuck with Magneto. Hey look the rest of the team got there before anymore shit could hit the fan. Also don't fuck with the Uncanny X-Men cause they'll also fuck you up. Well that was an explosive first half of an issue :). Magik is very pretty. Also how come she can't get her own solo series. I've said it before and I'll say it again I'd read her series if she got her own solo series. This issue ends with Magneto paying a visit to Fantomex and Mystique. Artwork was pretty good. The story was explosive and action packed so I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I want to learn from this issue. Where are the savage lands in the marvel comics? Things I learned from this issue. If you ask Magneto for protection bring body armor cause chances are that if you don't you'll be stabbed and have your mind fucked with by a psychic.

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