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Friday, September 16, 2016

Review: Deathstroke #15

This issue opens up with Rose fighting air as some creepy shadow man creeps up on her. Don't you hate when you're fighting some invisible ninjas and some shadow just stands and watches like a creep. The shadow finally lets Rose know he's there and that he wants to save her. Are you sure kidnapping her was the way to go? Also I thought her dad taught her to beat the shit out of people like him yet obviously she's just gonna talk to him and let him kidnap her. Next we see Deathstroke getting his ass kicked by a bunch of Bizarros. Superman is a wimp so how can his rip off clones be kicking Deathstrokes ass? Anyways Deathstroke finds out that the walls down there are made of led so Super Wimp can't see what's going on down there... really his ex ray vision can see through everything except led? Start taking notes villans. Like seriously Super Wimp is supposed to be extremely powerful and such a big threat if he ever went bad yet green stuff makes him have a pussy and led makes it so he can see through shit. Anyways Mercy Graves decides to help Deathstroke stop the Bizarros which they succeed at. Later on we see Deathstroke go to the Lexcorop mail room and find something of his daughters in a box. To see what it is go buy this issue. This issue ends with a guy wearing a red mask showing up. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I can't wait to see who wins between Deathstroke and Red Mask Dude. Things I learned from this issue. Superman is just a wimp who can't see through led and gets weak when he's near anything green. So just wear something green under lead armor so he won't get close to you and then use a led gun to put green bullets in so he won't see them coming before you shoot him.

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