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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Review: Venom Space Knight #3

This issue opens up with Venom and 803 leaving a planet after they helped them build a bridge. No really they did go read the issue for yourself and you'll see. Next Flash Thompson hears voices in his head again and goes to a planet made out of lava. Note to self never go to a lava planet cause it doesn't sound fun. We see Flash Thompson use a rumble suit and a sword on the planet. Question does that suit have a cooling system? If not how is he not cooking to death slowly in that thing? I'm pretty sure that planet is as hot as hell. On the planet Flash Thompson gets in a fight with an alien queen named Iqa. She's hot though I wouldn't want to sleep with her after hearing what happens to the men they breed with on their planet. We get a fight scene where Flash Thompson and Iqa fight rock creatures with lava in them. After the fight scene we see Flash Thompson jump inside the volcano to destroy the technology that dropped in it... wait how'd that thing not melt? We see Iqa help Flash Thompson out of the volcano and kiss him. I love how she ask him if he'd like to be one of her husbands. Like do you really think he's gonna say yes after what you told him happens to the men on your guys planet. We see Flash Thompson get back on his ship and leave for some planet called bora bora which apparently is a pleasure planet. Next we see 803 give Flash Thompson some robotic legs. For a suicidal robot it's sure nice. This issue ends with us seeing Flash Thompsons symbiote flying the ship and telling Flash Thompson that they need to talk. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Wait how is he symbiote even moving and talking without anyone in it? I thought they had to bond with someone to be able to move and talk. Things I learned from this issue. The alien queen on the lava planet is hot but I still wouldn't want to be her husband cause I'd like to live for awhile. Though I could totally see those people who use the word yolo being like yolo sure thing hottie then ten seconds later they're dead.

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