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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Review: Hellchild #1

This issue opens up with some chick killing people and drinking their blood. I used to date a chick who'd drink her own blood... you may think I'm kidding but I'm not. Anyways we go back a few hours earlier where we see Liesel Van Helsing and Hades fighting vampires. See even the right girl can make a bad boy go good even if they are the ruler of the underworld. Ok even if these vampires are juiced up on something shouldn't a god be able to take them out? Like how come Hades is so weak in this story? Anyways after they fight with vampires we see Liesel and Hades go back to his place where we see Liesel shower and then things go bump in the night. If you have no clue what that means then here's one you should understand. The bed was rocking in the night. After Liesel and Hades have sex we see Liesel take something that belonged to his daughter. Later on we learn that she took this item so her friend could use dark and give Hades a chance to see his daughter again and say goodbye to her. I'm guessing Liesel never went to don't raise the dead or bother the dead 101. Like even I know that's stupid to mess with the dead and then if you do shit tends to hit the fan. Next we see Liesel and her friend go in some basement dungeon area where the get in a fight with witches who are trying to raise some dead chick. Ugh is everyone in this issue stupid? We see Hades wake up from a bad dream which his daughter was in. Note to self if you have a bad dream with a loved one in it and their dead then chances are someone is gonna bring them back to life which will end badly. And if they're alive then that means they'll die soon. So basically if you wake up from a dream like this rush your ass where they are or where your stupid lover is so you can stop bad stuff from happening. This issue ends with Hades daughter coming back to life. Read the first of the issue to see shit hit the fan. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good other then half the people were stupid and trying to raise the dead. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hi class welcome to don't raise or bother the dead 101. Take notes cause this will be important. DON'T RAISE OR BOTHER THE DEAD EVEN IF YOU'RE DOING IT FOR A LOVED ONE CAUSE IF YOU DO SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND PEOPLE WILL DIE. Ok class hopefully you got that if so that's all for today so bye. Things I learned from this issue. Avoid stupid people who want to raise the dead or try and talk to a dead person.

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