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Thursday, October 8, 2015

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows #1

This issue opens up with Peter Parker at home with his wife Mary Jane and his daughter Annie. We see him refilling his webs. He does that stuff in front of his daughter... is that a good idea. See she's already saying bad guys and spidey. Mary Jane tells Peter thst he needs to spend more time with his family and that the only time he changed his daughters dipper was when he made one out of webbs.. is that even good for a baby? Plus wouldn't the shit and piss just leak through it. Next we see Peter Parker go to the daily bugle with pictures of Spider-Man beating every other superheroes villans. I'm guessing the others are on vacation ot have just given up being superheros. Next we see Spider-Man go to the avengers mansion. They have a mansion now? Is that such a good idea? Anyways we learn that most the superheros are being killed off by some big company that experiments on superheroes or they've gone missing. Well if that wouldn't make you want to quit I don't know what will. We learn that the prison holding Venom just had a big break out which the avengers don't care to handle. Well at least Spider-Man would take care of them. Is it me or does it seem like the avengers just gave all the civilians the middle finger to save their own kind. We see Spider-Man go home to save his wife and kid from Venom. Looks like Venoms getting his ass kicked. Next we see the avengers fighting Regent a overpowered villain. Finally someone made a villain that doesn't get his ass kicked. We see the hulk fight Regent and get his arm torn off. Dam that was awesome. *stuffs face with more popcorn*. Next we see Spider-Man fight Venom in a burning building. Mary Jane ask one of the firmen if anyone else is in the building and they tell her that it’s just Spider-Man and Venom. Mary Jane tells Spider-Man that it's just him and Venom which- wait is he grabbing a pull that's keeping the building up? Next we see Spider-Man standing next to the collapsed burning building with his wife and daughter. We also see the pole that Spider-Man tore out the building on Venoms lifeless hand. Wait did he just kill Venom? I don't blame him I would have done the same thing if it were my family. This issue ends with Peter Parker walking his daughter across the street as the vulture steals some ladys purse. Um Peter aren't you gonna get your Spider-Man suit out and stop him? Hey don't walk away when someones getting robbed and I ask a question. Get back here and do something! Artwork was pretty good. Story wise seemed like this book is about superheroes giving up. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. Remember if you're a superhero don't just give up if you're gonna worry about your own kind and not help people when a lot of prisoners break out.

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