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Monday, December 5, 2016

Review: Spider-Woman #9

This issue opens up with a cabin in the sunset. In this issue of Spider-Women we'll show you our ski resort and the cabins you can stay in for only ten thousand dollars. Yes you heard me right ten thousand dollars. If that somehow turns you off just look at that bright sunset on the cabin it'll gor sure make you want to come here and pay us ten thousand dollars. Next we get a scene where Roger tells Jessica about a Wendigo and how he things he should become one. Oh ya totally dude. I swear I won't have Dean Winchester kill you if you become one so go ahead man do it. Well this isn't entertaining first she's ignoring Captain Marvels calls and now she's answering them and screaming at her. The only thing intresting happening is the fat mountain man sneaking into the kitchen and seeing the butcher chop up humans and use their meat for the steaks they're serving. Is this now the walking dead or something? Is everyone gonna turn into zombies and attack Spider-Woman and Roger only to have them be saved by Rick and his group? Don't you hate when your trying to eat something and a hot chick with spider powers zaps your food out of your hands? Dammit I wanted to eat that sandwich but now it's on the floor :'(. Anyways we see the manager or whoever get angry and turn into a white animal that Jessica Drew chases down only to have Captain Marvel help her. Darn it Captain Marvel you ruined the awesomeness I was about to see by Spider-Woman. To see how this issue ends go buy and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise um maybe don't have the next one tie in with civil war 2. Dammit! I give this issue a 8 out of 10. At least Captain Marvel isn't secretly hydra like Captain America. Things I learned from this issue. Captain Marvel doesn't know how to stop talking about something when you tell her you don't want to hear about it and that you're busy. Fuck you Captain Marvel quit calling my phone!

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