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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Review: Spider-Man #1

This issue opens up with Spider-Man talking to some domonic creature named Blackheart. Oh and just so you know this Spider-Man is Miles Morales. Don't they have different spider names at the moment? I'll look it up after I review this. Anyways we see a couple hours before when Miles Morales was at school getting yelled at by some chick for ditching her. Well you see he was saving people but can't tell you cause that'd put in you kn danger but I swear he's got a good reason for ditching you. Next we meet Miles Moraleses friend who knows his secret identity who also tries to set him up with a superhero that blows things up with her fingertips... I'm guessing she's a superhero. But why would Miles friend want him to date her? Like wouldn't that end badly for anyone she touched. Like right as they surprise kiss her she puts her hands on their shoulders and blows them up. That'd definitely be an akward and gory way to break up with someone. I mean if she can control her powers then that makes complete sense. We see Miles get in trouble with his parents for having bad grades. Ok kids if you ever find out that you have superpowers wait till after your out of high school to become a superhero cause if not you'll get bad grades and seem like your flunking on purpose or just being lazy. Next we see Miles in class where his teacher puts him on the spot till he hears sirens and tells her that he has to use the restroom. I find her response dumb. I mean heck what if the poor kid really isn't a superhero and has to go real bad but you tell him he can't since he didn't read a book. Poor kid would piss his pants and then you'd have a mess to clean up and have embarrassed some kid. We see Spider-Man save some kids on a bus and then go to where Blackheart is. Dam avengers suck against anything domonic cause they just got their asses kicked. Next we see a whole fight scene between Blackheart and Spider-Man. Well looks like Miles Morales can handle himself around domonic creatures cause he just kicked that things ass. This issue ends with Spider-Man also known as Peter Parker showing up and asking Miles Morales what he did. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty interesting. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Um Peter Parker I believe Miles Morales just saved the day so you better thank him. Things I learned from this issue. Never fight Miles Morales cause he'll kick your ass. Um also the avengers suck against anything domonic so don't have them fight with you when you fight anything domonic.

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