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Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Review: Outer Darkness #3

See told you bad shit happens in space. I mean look those two just died. This is why when the world is ending and everyone else gets on a shuttle bus to go to space and live on a new planet I'll just stay and die with this world. Though once the shuttle bus got in space it'd probably blow up right away cause lets face it bad shit happens in space.

Well at least my ex girlfriend doesn't have her boyfriend with her so that's a good thing. Rigg I feel like my ex is leading you into a trap. Heck she led me into one when she told me she loved me and then cheated on me while using me for money.


Wait people can be brought back from the dead? Dam this series just got more interesting for me. Actually wait I feel like if no charcter can really die then ten years down the road this series will be rebooting to issue one again. Dam the ending to this issue was pretty fucking creepy. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story not bad. I'm liking these latest issues I've read. All I can say is the story was hella confusing at first but now it just got interesting and I hope they can keep that up. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: had to be the one with the ship flying behind the green skulls. I think it's my favorite cause I like that ship and love skulls.


Things I learned from this issue. That if I die I hope to stay dead. I feel like if I came back my depression would be worse. Heck half the time I'm afraid my depression will be the cause of my death anyways.





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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Review: Scooby Apocalypse #3

Well this opening isn't very good for the Scooby Gang. I feel like Daphne will be blaming Velma for a few issues. Hopefully not a shit ton or I'll be pissed.


Dam Fred is badass in this series where as in the cartoons he's not good for anything. Well except for being Daphne's arm candy or sex doll. If they came up against Jason Voorhees he'd be dead before they even set foot inside Camp Crystal Lake.


Oh good Fred's ok. Fred I would probably not ever propose to Daphne ever again. I mean heck don't do it unless you're in a relationship in the first place. Just like my ex shouldn't have fell in love with another man and started another relationship if she was with me. But hey she'll never get back with me again. That is when I finally fall out of love with her.


Well the ending to this issue proves that the Scooby Gang will probably have bad luck throughout this whole series. Artwork was great. As for the story loved the flashbacks with the gang fighting the monsters. As for the other scenes they were meh but not bad so I'll give this issue a 8 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Was when Daphne hugged Scooby. I want that dog.


Things I learned from this issue. That I want the version of the Mystery Machine as seen in this series.






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Monday, March 18, 2019

Review: Darth Vader #22

Aphra I think Triple-Zero and BT-1 would rather watch you die instead of save you. Kinda like I'd do if I was them. But knowing your luck the prayers of your fans will save you.


That fight scene with Vader vs the Cyberanimate Rancor was awesome :). Definitely made this issue more interesting after seeing Doctor Aphra in this issue.


What Voidgazer did you program your brainwaves into a droid that'll come online once you die? If you did it'll end up being scrap in the future. Dam Vader is a badass this issue.


This issue ends with a boom. Artwork was great. As for the story not bad. I hope the last few issues will have a shit ton of action. Also I hope Doctor Aphra dies so that we don't have to see her in the rest of the issues. I give this issue a 8 out of 10


Favorite Page: was the part where Vader killed the Cyberanimate Rancor. That was hella dope.


Things I learned from this issue. That every ugly looking girl in a comic I see reminds me of my ex. And after thinking of my ex I immediately vomit. Trust me she's that ugly. Still confusing that I love her even though she's ugly.






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Saturday, March 16, 2019

Review: Oberon #2

Don't you hate when you sleep in a The Fairy Kings tree house and have nightmares? I'm sure Bonnie does. Nicholas are you hitting on Bonnie man? If so stop bro cause I'm pretty sure she's way younger than you.


Oh no Thornberry croaked. I'm so sad he was totally my favorite character after watching him guard a light. How will I ever move on from this horrible tragedy? Also since I still feel like Oberon is gonna try and kill Bonnie are the frogs gonna be the ones to save her? Like is that why they're in this story?


Oh dear god it's my ex girlfriend again. I swear that she's uglier each time I see her. How I ever fell in love with her and am still in love with her baffles me. Maybe I'm under some kind of spell. I'll try to break it later by drinking some raspberry flavored vodka.


Oh cool we saw Oberon take down a goblin. Still have a bad feeling about him though. I hope that Bonnie escapes the endless labyrinth and that my ex girlfriend gets stuck there like her boyfriend. That ending made me laugh :). The artwork and story was great. This issue definitely makes you wonder what will happen to Bonnie and brings up the question is Oberon really just a villain. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: seeing that awesome house made out of a giant's skull. I want a house like that :).


Things I learned from this issue. That that giant pig at the end of the issue would keep my family fed for lots of years. I want to eat it.





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Friday, March 15, 2019

Review: Outcast #24

I feel bad for Amber. Like she's so scared to go outside her own house. I mean hell I'd be scared shitless to if a shit ton of people just stared at me whenever I left my house.


Man this fifty shades of grey scene is really weird. I never knew women liked a movie where three guys have kinky sex with one old man.


That scene with Ms. Warner was hella creepy and made me feel uncomfortable. Also ya instead of giving the mom the booklet why not give it to the kid instead and tell them to do something they'll probably forget in a little bit.


Oh good Allison is finally starting to believe Kyle. That ending is sad. Artwork was great and as for the story is was scary, violent and at times makes you think but all in all it was good so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: The one where Reverend Anderson stands in front of Sidney holding a knife. I mean dam he grew some balls in that moment.


Things I learned from this issue. That Sidney found pain funny. I mean Brian hit him pretty hard and all he did was laugh.






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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Review: The Batman Who Laughs #3

God dammit Batman stop being creepy. Though I guess he won't stop being creepy until he's cured of the joker venom.


You know I get why Batman doesn't want James Gordon to be better right this moment but at the same time I want to tell him to think of something else so James can stay good and not go back to being bad.


Hmm Batman vs Batman I wonder who will win? What the fuck? Why'd you knock Jim out Batman? Batman is having a horrible night so far.


That murder scene at the Iceberg Lounge was pretty cool. Well the ending to this issue does not make me feel happy. In fact I'll probably have nightmares tonight. Could this mini series be considered horror? Anyways the artwork was great. As for the story it was pretty good. I feel like Batman had a shit ton of bad luck in this issue though. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Was the page where The Batman Who Laughs kills the other Bruce Wayne. It's not the dead Bruce that makes me like the page it's just all the destruction and death.


Things I learned from this issue. That Joker is unkillable. I mean he could be up there with Jason Voorhees and Freddy Kruger.





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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #20

Oh look it's Spider-Man and Deadpool vs a bunch of thugs. See kids this is why you don't become a superhero... I mean unless you have powers like Deadpool than ya become a superhero.



Am I supposed to feel sorry for Slapstick? Honestly I don't. I mean he double crossed Spider-Man and Deadpool so if that fugly ass looking dude kills him then eh no loss. Haha that other scene with Slapstick and fugly ass dude was funny.


No Deadpool that's not how Spider-Mans spider sense works. Though he's been a superhero long enough and probably seen movies where people walk into traps so he should definitely know what a trap looks and feels like.


The ending to this issue was great. I really liked the artwork and the story. Lots of action. But on a more serious note I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Was the one where Deadpool gets shot by the lasers. Maybe I just like seeing him hurt. He's kinda like a ragdoll and a voodoo doll all in one of you think about it.


Things I learned from this issue. That I want Spider-Mans suit. It glows. Pretty lights.


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