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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Review: All-New X-Men #3

This issue opens up with half the gang at the pizza place talking about how to catch a bmf. Um don't let it bmf in the first place cause it looks like that thing caused a lot of havoc in the last issue. Next we see police cars go by half the gang. Alright scooby gang after those police cars it's time to go cause havoc and get in trouble. We cut to where the ghost of cyclops are in the prison talking about how they just broke in and attacked cops. Yep you guys have definitely earned the group badge of stupidy. Note to self don't run around with this group of kids. Next we see the rest of the scooby gang outside the prison coming up with a plan. Oh great you let the little blue guy bmf again. We see Cyclops and Thirst get in a fight about how stupid Thirst and his gang is and how they should all listen to him. Geez dude enough water. I'm sure your first wave was enough to give him the water he needed for the day. Someone smack that kid upside the head cause he keeps trying to give Cyclops more water even though he's probably already full. Next we see the ghost of cyclops try to escape but run into more cops. Yep you guys are definitely screwed. Oh hey there's the little blue guy giving cyclops his visor back. Oh there's the rest of the scooby gang. We basically see the scooby gang kick the ghost of cyclops asses. Damit we didn't get to see another flaming Wolverine. Well look at that the cops finally showed up. Yep definitely a smart idea to blast your lazer eyes and announce who you are I doubt that'll get anyones attention. Oh great someone recorded you which definitely makes those chances very low especially with 600,000 views. This issue ends with some mutant trying to tongue at a bar. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh could've been a little better. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember if some mutant starts giving people tongue at a bar it's probably best that you leave. Things I learned from the issue don't take a bmf into a pizza place with bear.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Review: Uncanny X-Men #1

This issue opens up with some people driving some trucks around. Why is Magneto attacking these people? You shall not deliver these goods so you can earn money. Wait are they really shooting at him? You guys do realize he can control metal right? I mean even his name gives it away for you MAGNETO. Next we see Wolverines brother Sabertooth scare the crap out of some guy. No literally the guy shit himself which was probably a bad idea for Wolverines brother. Oh hey the one with the swords is pretty hot. Note to self never get on Elizabeths bad side or you'll have a sword through you. Next we see Angel or Archangel. I don't know what his name is all I know is I thought he was a good guy in the All-New Wolverine series so now I want to find out what happened to him to make him dark. Next we see why Magneto and his team of mutants attacked the trucks. Wait they're shipping around mutants but why? Next thing you know the world is gonna start saying we should put gay people in containers till there are no more gay people. Magneto gets after one of the mutants who's a healer basically telling him if he sells himself out again he'll think only of him as an enemy and deal with him acordingly. Note to self don't piss Magneto off. We get to see Magneto and the hot Elizabeth have a talk about why she's really with him. I so whant to know what she did to Warren to turn him dark. We see the mutant who can heal people heal some lady. This issue ends with him getting shot in front of the kid and lady he just heald. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So who are the Black Riders? Things I've learned from this issue don't ever go up against Magneto and his team of mutants cause you'll die or get your ass kicked.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 10 ( The Devil In The Details )

This episode opens up with Rowena having a dream where Crowley opens presents and she has antlers on her head. Boy am I glad I don't have dreams like this :). We see Crowley asking Rowena how long she's been working with the devil. Um probably since the darkness was lets loose. At least that's what I'm guessing. Next we see Dean drunk driving. Hey Dean I think when you're driving and your vision gets blurry then you've drank to much. That's a good boy. Damit don't puke that's gonna make viewers who are squimish puke to. Wait he isn't drunk it's smiting sickness. Note to self try to avoid angel smiting sites. Next we Cas go to the angle smiting site to find it all dark. Well I'd say the darkness is still alive. I mean come on if it's the middle of the afternoon then it definitely wouldn't be dark. Next we see Dean go to hell. Note to self never go to hell it looks pretty scary though I'm sure after I get my first tattoo my whole family and friends family is gonna tell me thag I'm going to hell. We get to see Sam go down memory lane with the devil. Don't you hate that moment when you're going down memory lane and the devil is always in every memory. The darkness sends Cas to hell with a message written in his skin. Next we get to see Sam, Dean and Cas fight the devil. Good thing Rowena finished the spell so that the devil can't take a vessel and go topside. This episode ends with Cas killing Rowena. Well actually the devil since Cas said yes letting him inside him. This episode was pretty good. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. I think Cas made a bad choice and that something bad will happen to him because of it. Things I learned from this episode if Santa breaks down my door and pulls out a giant candy cane with a sharp end run like hell cause he'll kill me with it.

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Monday, March 28, 2016

Review: Tales Of Mr. Rhee Volume 2 Karmageddon

This volume was pretty amazing loved seeing what Mr. Rhee went through during the three days of darkness. Also I love that him and Charity are together. In this Volume we get to meet some new characters that Mr. Rhee takes care of. And you'll be surprised to see what happens to each and every one of them. One thing is for sure when the world ends make sure you're with Mr. Rhee cause he is one awesome badass. I'd say one of my favorite pages in this had to be the blue one. Once you read this volume you'll know why. And the ending was pretty amazing to. Artwork was also amazing have to say Mr. Rhee is one of my favorite characters. Can't wait to start reading volume three which is online. And yes I will be backing volume three on kickstarter. I give this volume a 10 out of 10. I have to say Charity is pretty hot :).

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Saturday, March 26, 2016

Review: All-New X-Men #2

This issue opens up with the past X-Men getting in a fight with the ghost of cyclops. Well that's what I'm gonna do when someone I like dies I'll become their ghost. Is it me or are the past X-Men noobs. I mean heck the ghost of cyclops just districted them and got away... well except for the one that Scott Summers is beating the shit out of. Next we see the police show up and arrest Scott and water mouth. Wait I don't get it. If everyone hates mutants and fears them so much why didn't they just shoot all the mutants in the room first? I mean with the way the cop explains everything it seems like that's something that should have happened. Next we see Hank and Bobby take Pickles out for pizza which does not go over to well. Next we see Laura and Warren take on the other ghost cyclops that got away. What the hell dude why'd you take her away from the fight and into water? I get that she's Wolverine but fire wouldn't have killed her. Hell she looked awesome with that green fire on her. This issue ends with water mouths friends breaking into the jail to free him. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I think it's probably a good thing to that Warren took her to the water when she was lit on fire cause I don't think her clothes would have lasted as long as her in the fight.

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Friday, March 25, 2016

Review: Black Magick #2

This issue opens up with us seeing Rowans house and her feeding her cat. Well she's definitely a witch cause she's got a cat though she's a very pretty witch that's for sure :). Next we see Rowan go to a police meeting where she's told she has to talk to I.A.B. what does I.A.B mean? No I'm being serious I have no clue what that means. Next we see Rowan tell somebody how the guy at the buddy burger burnt to death. Well except for the part about house she used a spell in her mind to cause him to burn himself instead of her. Which is good that he didn't burn her cause I'm starting to like her. Next we meet Rowans friend Alex. Alex looks like one of those blond preppy girls. One of my friends has a blond preppy sister that I hate cause she's stupid. Rowan tells Alex what happened at the buddy burger including the part where she used the spell in her mind to cause him to set himself on fire. Yes Alex is a witch. I wonder if Alex has a cat to. Next we see Rowan go to a crime scene where a body washed up on the shore. Note to self avoid big cities like this one cause every once in awhile there'll be a dead body that washes up on shore. We find out the person who died is Bruce Dunridge who apperently murdered some peoples daughter. I say close his case cause it seems like karma finally caught up to him. This issue ends with Rowan finding out the name of the guy who burnt himself at the buddy burger. And his name is Rowan White. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely has me sitting on the edge of my seat. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I think Rowan White might be Rowans real name.

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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Review: Assassins Creed #1

This issue opens up with some girl playing Assassins Creed. Oh I love that game. Haven't played the new one though. My favorite has to be black sails or whatever. We see Charlotte take out an enemy that a lot of people have problems trying to find. Well that's why they call you people noobs. We see Charlotte go to a job interview that she fails at. Note to self never do what Charlotte just did in thst interview cause I don't think they'd like that kind of talk. We see that Charlotte works at a bank where she helped some old lady steal money to help her daughter. Note to self don't pull that move either. So far that's two strikes Charlotte if you get a third strike you're done for. Charlotte goes back to her apartment two find two people who work for the brotherhood and want her to join them... what do you mean yes? Shouldn't you be asking how the hell they broke into your apartment. I mean heck that's what I'd do then I'd get a new and better apartment so they couldn't pull that shit. Next we see some men attack Charlotte and her new friends. Ok I don't get this part she jumped and I guess made it or whatever and got knocked out the whole time till she got to their secret base. I find that to be bullshit I think she would have woken up beforehand so I'm guessing they drugged her after she got knocked out. Charlotte agrees to go back into her ancestors memories. Heck ya I would I think it'd be awesome to back to there time for a while. Oh great she's a noob at this stuff cause she just disincronized herself. This issue ends with some woman being hanged. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise good but could've gone a little better. I give this issue a 6 out of 10. Hold on guys some people just broke into my house and are telling me that they're part of the brotherhood and want me to join them so I'm definitely gonna join them and just leave my house without even asking how the hell they broke in in the first place.

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