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Friday, March 8, 2019

Review: Darth Vader #21

This issue opens up with Vader getting Cylos location. Wait really that's all we get of Vader.


Yep knew this issue would piss me off half of it deals with Doctor Aphra. I feel like her and a friend of mine would get along very well though since they both like to drink alot.


Oh good we're back to Vader. Nice a space battle. God Vader is one hell of a badass. He just bored Cylos ship before it jumped to hyperspace.


Well looks like Vader is in a bit of a pickle guys. Artwork was great. As for the story I didn't enough the middle half of this issue. Sure Aphra was drinking at a bar which makes me want to go to one but that doesn't mean I enjoyed the scenes with her in them so I'm giving this issue a 7 out of 10.


Favorite Page: had to be the space battle. I mean who doesn't like seeing a space battle.


Things I learned from this issue. That Triple-Zero and his army of droids are trigger happy. Or would it be murder happy since Triple-Zero has fun murdering people or meatbags as he calls them.






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Thursday, March 7, 2019

Review: Redd Velvette #3

This issue opens up with Redd telling Lass a story about Captain Demona. I agree with Lass Redd I don't think Captain Demona fought every battle naked. If so then the only reason she won every one is probably cause they were distracted by all her lady parts. Heck I know I was.


We go back to Ramson a Chica. Ramson you look stupid with Redds hat on. Ah good back to Redd and Lass. Lass is to cute. Loved seeing that scene where she gets her Sarong back. Seeing how happy she was put a smile on my face.


Dam cat fight. I'm sure Redd enjoyed watching Lass and Chica fight. Oh that's why she doesn't like Chica. Don't worry Lass I feel your pain. My ex hurt me pretty bad to.


Haha Ramson talks a big game but sure as hell couldn't bring it when he came face to face with Redd again. Artwork was great. As for the story it was funny a cute. Lass is definitely my favorite. I mean she just always seems so happy which makes me smile. I'd suggest reading this issue if you're having a bad day so you can see some hot happy ladies. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you want to read this issue and the others you can by going to https://www.comixology.com/Redd-Velvette/comics-series/71104


Favorite Page: That last page with Demona. She is badass.


Things I learned from this issue. That Redd's Island is beautiful I want to go there.






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Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Review: Outcast #23

Well this is a sad opening. I feel bad for Brian. Don't worry man I'm sure Kyle will beat the demon out of her to. Also Kyle has a point none of the demons will really try and kill him. As Sidney keeps saying he's the Key. Wait if there's a few other Outcast besides Kyle then how come he's the only one who's the key? Is it just cause he's closer?


I have to say Megans family is starting to look like the usual dysfunctional family that you'd see in a sitcom or everyday life since no family is happy every morning. Haha you say Scott is as normal as they come but so was your wife till she pushed you out a window.


Um Scott I don't think you have a search warrant which means you should probably get out of Kyles house unless you want your ass to be sued man. God Sidney is one creepy old man. His smile gives me shivers.


This issue ends with Kyle, Brian and the Reverend going to some house. I'm guessing the next issue will be them talking smack about females. Artwork was great. As for the story still good. The scene with Kyle and his mom was sad but yet good at the same time. I hope he'll get to hear her voice one last time before she ever passes. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Had to be the one where we see Sidney in Kyles trunk. It's my favorite cause I'm like yes he finally got the old fart. At the same time I'm like wait how'd he get the upper hand on Sidney with Scott there? But still I had to smile a bit when I saw that page.


Things I learned from this issue. Demon possession gives you the ability to be stoned at times after you've had the demon exorcized from your body.






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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Review: The Batman Who Laughs #2

This issue opens up with Alfred performing surgery on Joker. Wait he actually saved him? How in the fuck did he do that? Dam the Joker is one tough clown.


Dammit Bruce Wayne you didn't have to go and kill yourself man. Wait that's not our Bruce that's a different Bruce. Dam calm down Batman no need to make that cop shit his pants.


Well that was a very scary and bloody scene. Like dam Batman who laughs is someone you wouldn't want in your bedroom in the middle of the night.


This issue ends with Commissioner Gordon going to see his son and asking him for help. Nah you need Jason man. Jason Voorhees could tear Batman Who Laughs limb from limb. Artwork was good. As for the story scary and good. I'd suggest reading this book after you go to the bathroom or you'll have the shit scared out of you at some point. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: That one where Wayne Tower blew up. I have no clue why it's my favorite it just is ok.


Things I learned from this issue. That we need a Jason vs Batman Who Laughs movie. I'd watch it.






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Monday, March 4, 2019

Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #19

This issue opens up with Peter Parker getting asked to find some old negatives of photos he took. That old lady also made him feel like a horrible person. Also dude as I've said many times just make a deal with Mephisto to get Gwen Stacy back.... Though if you go that route it'd probably be best to stay away from bridges for awhile.


Careful there Deadpool I know you meant that bit as a joke but you could've hurt those people with that sword. Dammit I read this whole issue thinking there's no way I'll be serious I'll still be able to make jokes yet here I am being serious. I blame you Spider-Man you menace.


Haha you're kidding right? Please tell me someone did not beat those guards up with a rubber chicken. That's funny :). Oh hey it's Slapstick. This is my first time reading a comic with this charcter in it. Anyways after Spider-Man webs him up and lets Deadpool violate the poor clown we watch them fight some mobsters at a park.


Jeez Slapstick is not having the best of luck this issue. Poor guy got violated and now a mob boss just knocked his ass out. Artwork was amazing. As for the story it was way to serious which means I shouldn't have laughed at certain parts but eh oh well. I'd definitely read this again which is why I'll give the issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: would have to be when Deadpools hand blew up which was also Spider-Mans fault. Hear that Spider-Man you are a terrible person.


Things I learned from this issue. That Slapstick sure has alot of junk. Like seriously how the hell does he walk around with all that stuff in his pants?





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Sunday, March 3, 2019

Review: Oberon #1

Well that's an odd way to open a comic. Also that frog looks like he has a boring life. I'd hate to be that frog. I mean if I had to guard a light my whole life I would like to fight people from time to time.


Next we meet the main character Bonnie who is smart for her age. I wonder if she's smarter than Sheldon Cooper. We get to meet her sister who is a moody teenager. Sadly my ex still acts like a moody teenager.


Anyways Bonnie runs into some trouble. Don't worry though Oberon saves her though. He's kinda creepy at times. Is he actually evil? There were a few scenes that made me feel like he's evil and gonna sacrifice Bonnie at the end of the series.


This issue ends with the light going out. Um how exactly was the frog supposed to stop that shit from happening? It didn't look like anyone came and blew it out so how was he supposed to stop it from it going out on its own? Does he have a bog of matches to light it again? Artwork was great. As for the story not bad. I wasn't confused at all when I read it and am ready to read the next issue so I can start my adventure. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'd say pick up this series. You'll probably think you ate candy that was laced with stuff that makes you trip out but it's worth it :).


Favorite Page: would have to be when Bonnie landed in The Forgotten Forest. That place looks breath taking and now I want to go in Oberons coat even if he does creep me out. I'm saying I'd deal with his creepiness just to go there.


Things I learned from this issue. Not to pet the Unicorns. I mean I want one as a guard dog but I probably wouldn't pet it. It could just eat any intruders.





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Saturday, March 2, 2019

Review: Outer Darkness #1

This issue opens up with some weird shit going on. Ah hell no that alien chick just threw up. Please don't do that again or else I'll probably throw up. Which I don't want to do since I did that for two days.


Next we see the Main charcter Rigg have a drink and get offered a new job and new position. Man I gotta go out to bars more often so I can have some luck come my way.


Next we see Captain Rigg on his ship  The Charon. What the heck is a God-Engine? Oh that's what it is wow. Does it run better than a Hate-Engine? Also what does a Hate-Engine look like? I want to see one. This issue ends with The Charon going into warp drive. Artwork was ok. As for the story... Confusing. I mean it's not bad but it's not something I'd read if I was board. But I'll keep reading to see if it gets better if not I'll axe it. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Would be when they fed the God-Engine. It's my favorite but kinda creepy. Though maybe that's why it's my favorite.


Things I learned from this issue that I want The Charon. Like I'll probably never go to space even if the planet was gonna blow up and the only way to live was to get on the space shuttle with everyone else I'd rather stay and die. But if they said here's this dope as ship that you'll be the captain of I would probably say fuck ya.






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