Review: Deathstroke #4

This issue opens up with Slade Wilson and Letter F using some kind of raido signal to unlock or get in Bronze Tigers head. Note to self avoid people with the letter f on their face, a guy with one eye and two swords and a guy who calls himself Bronze Tiger. Definitely sounds like being around these people would get you hurt. Anyways Deathstroke injects Letter F with some truth serum which causes them to get in a fight also causing Deathstroke to tear some of Letter Fs clothing revealing breast. Don't worry they're covered by a bra so you don't have to cover your eyes though I know my mormon friend would tell me just looking at the panel is a sin so I'll cover my eyes till we get yo her face so I don't burn in hell. Is it on her face yet? Oh ya forgot I had to flip the page and remove my fingers so I can see. Guess I'll have to see that panel with her jugs and burn in hell. Dam Letter F is one hot chick and a red head to. You know what they say about red heads they're feisty in and out of bed I'd definitely spend a night with Letter F ;). We find out that Letter Fs name is Kendal James. Kendal James tells Slade Wilson about the company she works for. Next we meet some members of the dead bastards. Oh hey Angelica is alive. She has healing powers... I don't think they mentioned that in the first issue if so I missed it. She's also hot I wouldn't mind spending a night with her and Kendal James ;). Next we see Jericho in gotham trying to meet up with his sister somewhere. Rose ends up meeting him at some place where a bunch of punks hang out and kills them all before they can hurt her brother. Hey ain't nothing wrong with killing for family. Next we see Deathstroke and Harley Quinn on top of a Train. Out of all the girls I've seen in this issue I definitely would have no problem marrying Harley Quinn she trumps them all including my crazy ex girlfriend. This issue ends with Harley Quinn leading Deathstroke into set up or trap whatever you'd like to call it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good lots of hot chicks. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I would definitely have a fun time with Harley Quinn anytime :).

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #16.1

This issue opens up with Spider-Man just swinging through town till he comes a bunch of cops at a construction site. Wait I thought construction workers worked at a construction site not cops. Oh they're trying to see if some guy named Tombstone is there makes sense. Wait his name is Tombstone I mean wouldn't that be weird if he died to put his name on a Tombstone since his name is Tombstone. Ow now my head hurts. Anyways Spider-Man and the cops get shot at. Next we see Tombstone ask who shot and one of the guys said he did cause he thought a cop raised his gun. Um ya probably at Spider-Man cause he just dropped in unannounced but not you guys. Also now whenever I see Tombstone talking all I picture is a Tombstone talking. Spider-Man takes out Tombstone and all his men. Next we see the judge release Tombstone since they couldn't understand a word. Teddy said... um no shit he's in a coma you dumbass. Anyways next we see Yuri at Teddys funeral when the dark one... I mean Mister Negative give her a picture of judge howell getting pills from one of Tombstones men. Never heard of Mister Negative but I have to wonder if someone took a picture of him would it come out normal since he's already negative? Next we Spider-Man and someone called the wraith go to a construction site. This issue ends with The Wraith getting some papers from a vault on judge howell. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty confusing since I haven't read the other issues of the amazing spider-man. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember if you meet some who looks negative and says their name is Mister Negative take a picture of them to see if the picture shows up normal.

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Review: Wytches #6

This issue opens up with Sailor and her dad trying to find a way out of the big tree that the hippies like to stick people in. I'm sure I already put in my notes to avoid hippies so I won't bother writing that again. But if you guys have read this story or at least my reviews then you'll understand why I hate hippies. Anyways Sailor and her dad go a different way he came and come to an edge where Charlie decides to drop a flare... I don't think that was the smartest idea. Yep looks like you just got a chunk of your shoulder bitten off. Next we see Charlie shoot one in the face and light another flare to keep them away and to help them find a way out. Sailor and her dad finally escape and get out of the tree. How come all these other people we saw stuck in the trees never got out? Did they like give up after so many tries or did they not have enough muscle to break the bark and escape? Anyways Sailor and her dad get home. We see Charlie telling his wife that they need to leave then get shot at by the towns people. Oh geez I'd hate to live in a town full of tree huggers I'd go crazy. Next we see Lucy smack Sailor and send her falling down the basement stairs. Charlie ends up going to the stairs to see if Sailor is ok we also see that his wife was the one who pledged Annie and Sailor... note to self when looking for a wife mske sure she's not a tree hugger and doesn't believe in Wytches. Lucy tells Charlie that she's related to the Cray family. Read issue one so you'll understand what she means. Also with the name cray no wonder they tried to give their son to the Wytches. I definitely should have seen that from the start with the last name Cray. Charlie ends up getting some green stuff that I guess is pledge and putting some on his wifes face and giving the rest to Sailor. Oh hell ya shits gonna go down! We see Sailor climb out the basement window and come face to face with Melina the one who told her about dick brush kid. Sailor gets a garden hose and some of the pledge in a spray thing and sprays Melina and everyone else. Next we see Mr. Petal also known as extreme hippie try to take Sailor away so he can eat her but instead gets his neck cut from a broken piece of Sailors glssses. Fuck yes! This issue ends with Sailor driving away from that town. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise fucking awesome. I also love how they explained more about the kid in issue one and his family. Definitely can't wait to read the next arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you live in a town full of hippies get out of there before they stick you in a tree or try to kill you. And if you don't know how to tell if they're your in town full of hippies look for such details as they all talk about plants and trees then you'll know you're in a town full of hippies.

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Review: Convergence #5

This issue opens where we left off with Brainiac being summoned. Brainiac keeps asking to be released and Telos tells Deimos to release him... um Taloes that might not be such a good idea I mean have you seen how powerful Deimos looks now. Deimos shows Taloes that he used to be a man before he became a planet. He shows Taloes that Brainiac attacked his home planet and told him he'd save his people if he pledged himself to Brainiac forever. Probably not the best idea since he then put the city to fight in the convergence which means they probably already have died where Taloes had no memory of them till now. Anyways we see Red son- I mean Tara and the Warlord riding towards the castle but get attacked along the way. Oh hell no they just killed red- I mean Tara. What they both kind of look alike except she has cloth covering her instead of metal. Although wouldn't metal get real hot during the summer and really cold during the winter? Makes you kinda wonder why Red Sonja didn't go with cloth or animal skin instead. Anyways lets take our mindd off her since she's not part of this universe. Superman and Deimos fight each other. Well looks more like superman is just holding hands with Deimos while Deimos shoots magic at superman while they hold hands. Superman I think him using magic on you means he's not gay and wants you to stop holding his hands. We see the flash start running fast trying to open the speed force so he can try and push Deimos in... looks that didn't go so well. See superman told you he didn't like holding hands now he's holding you by the collar of your costume. Next we see Warlord battle with Deimos. Is it me or do these guys suck I mean the superheros haven't died but so far these mid evil people are dying left and right I mean look at Warlord he's already dead and old. As the place caves in Deimos saves yolanda. This issue ends with Deimos doing trying to get all the cities in the convergence to pledge their lives to him. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely makes me want to find the other issues and get them to see how it ends. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember you're probably gonna die if you go up against someone who can see the future.

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Review: Silk #3

This issue opens up with Silk getting her ass kicked by none other than Pokémon guy. Yep he's back again but this time as an actual dragon and a new name rage. Really rage? I'm guessing this was another Pokémon he made up for the company that got rejected or stolen by them so he decided he wanted to be that Pokémon cause he made it so powerful that he thought if he was dressed as it he'd be just as powerful. Anyways Silk is still getting her ass kicked. Oh wow she just got punched so hard that she landed in the garbage just like his suit did in issue one. If you have no clue what I'm talking about hurry and go read issue one I'll wait... oh huh you're back. Sorry fell asleep waiting for you to finish reading it. Moving forward we see Rage throw a van on Silk. Still not liking his name. Big loser would probably fit him since he always loses. See told you Silk is back on her feet and kicking his ass big time. Sore loser removes his dragon mask and ask Silk to stop and tells her his sob story. Don't fall for it Silk dang it she just fell for it though it seems like she's giving him an opportunity to get a second chance. Next we see Black Cat kick Silks ass and call her a rookie. Well for a rookie she sure has taken down a lot of bad guys so I don't think rookie status fits her. Next we see sore loser I mean Harris Porter come home to his daughter who is watching the news segment where silk kicked his ass and ask if she's a superhero and even has a drawing of her. Haha that's funny his daughter looks up to the person who keeps kicking his ass thats to funny not to laugh at. This issue ends with Spider-Man bringing the Fantastic Four to Cindys bunker. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely lots of action this issue. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you're a villain and have a child don't let them watch news segments of superheros kicking your ass or they'll look up to that superhero and not you.

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Review: Return Of The Living Deadpool #4

This issue opens up where we left off with the monk looking Deadpools trying to get Deadpool to join one of their fractions. Deadpool says he doesn't understand their jiberish and then he remembers how he became a free Deadpool. Next we see Deadpool shoot the monks deadpools in the head giving him and Liz a chance to escape on a school bus. Oh no don't remind me of school I definitely don't want to be reminded of my ex and being on a bus with her ex just thinking about school gives me shivers. Anyways Deadpool and Liz finally get to the no d zone. Yes I know I put no d zone but that doesn't mean you have to laugh and be perverted about it. All the people at the no d zone give him worshiping looks. Huh? How can you tell if someone worships you just by the way they look at you? The group leader I guess explains to Deadpool how he's going to sacrifice himself which he agrees to and goes in some weird machine that puts a disease in him that makes him un heal himself. After he gets out of the machine he goes to the Deadpool city and eats and kills all the Deadpools... wait did he really just eat another Deadpool? Note to self avoid anyone dressed up as Deadpool or I'll be eaten. This issue ends with Liz putting on a Deadpool suit. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise great ending. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if people try to get you to join a fraction just stab yourself in the head cause that'll definitely solve your problems.

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Review: Silk #2

This issue opens up with Silk in the sewers along with some robot tentacle thing. Next we see Silk monologing in her head telling us what she does. Super hero by day and night intern for fact channel day and night. Geez I wonder how many hours of sleep super heros normally get cause to me it sounds like Silk doesn't get a lot of sleep. We also see that Cindy is still looking for her family but keeps ending up back at square one. And it seems like Ezekiel sims helped her family dissappear. I get the feeling that he's not dead and is one of the people who is watching her while she's in the bunker. I mean he already sounds and looks evil so maybe he is. Cindy ends up going back to her old neighborhood and remembering the date she had with Hector when she broke up with him. If a girl ever does what Cindy just did I'll just get up and leave cause who has time for that bullshit though she did have good reason for doing it. Next we meet the robot tentacle thing that keeps saying hail hydra. Can someone please get rid of that broken record before I break it. Ok Silks on the job. We see Silk where she first opened the book off and see her destroy the robot tentacle thing before it could say hail hydra over and over again... oh great just reading that thing say hail hydra so many times made my head hurt, go dumbs and ears bleed. Whd u hey I cat hur u? No but I really think I lost some brain cells there. Next we see Silk come out of the sewers and bump into her ex Hector. Cue akward bumping into your ex scene and finding out he's engaged. Well who can blame him to him you ripped his heart out and stomped on it. This issue ends with a dragon flying behind Silk as she swings her way through the city. Let me guess it's that Pokémon guy but as an actual dragon. Read issue one to see if you get what I mean. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely has the right amount of action and other stuff put together sorry couldn't think of the word I was looking for. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Silk seemed really upset after she found out her first love was engaged. Wish I could give her a hug.

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