Review: The Invincible Iron Man #593

This issue opens up with us seeing Tony Stark in a coma and then seeing Friday. I'm guessing he gave her that name cause she's the best A.I. he has ever created just like Friday is the best day of the week. Next we see some lady that I thought was Aunt May running the Stark Expo. Is that like a comic con that Tony made or just a place for all the sciencetes to talk about the inventions they made or are going to make one day? I really need to read the other volumes so I can see if they explain that stuff. Anyways next we see some old dude bugging Mary Jane. Wait is she really Tonys girlfriend. Yes I know I need to read the other volumes which I will get to eventually. Next we see Doctor Doom go to Rykers Island. Um I swear that place has had a shit ton of prison breaks so how do the people working there not step their game up? For a minute there I thought the guards were actually do scared that they were hugging to try and not be scared or something but now I see that Doctor Doom did it. Wait how'd Tony escape? From that last page I think he cloned himself or something cause how? Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was definitely interesting so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Doctor Doom has the power to make people hug each other.

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Review: Outcast #8

This issue opens up with Megans husband asking her what she got him for his birthday. I'm assuming he's like most my ex girlfriends who'd want me to get them something for Christmas or their birthday and tell me not to tell them what it was so that they could get surprised when they got it but then they'd bug me all the time by trying to get hints or have me just tell them what it was. Next we see Kyle and Reverend Anderson go to some old dudes house who locks the door after he lets them in. I'd say I don't do that when I let people in my house but the door does it without my permission since my family bought a new deadbolt that automatically locks itself after so long. But also I'm sure they both heard that so is that normal for people to do now a days and if so guess I'm gonna start doing it more often. Kyle he told you that he doesn't like to be touched maybe you should respect his space instead of touching him again. Heck maybe he's a germaphobe like me. I mean heck if I was as bad as this old man and didn't know where Kyles hands had been you'd bet I wouldn't want him putting his hands on me either. I love how Reverend Anderson says he just assaulted that old man but yet when Kyle assaulted that kid he got thanked and still gets thanked. Like if it's a kid Kyle go ahead but don't you dare touch those old people. This issue ends with Kyle standing in the rain while a shit ton of people look at him. Heck I would be staring him down to. I mean I love rainy days but not enough to soak myself in it like it's a turn on for me so yes I understand why they're all looking at him. Artwork was ok. As for the story still good so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If some old man freaks into your house and carves a marking into your skin don't call the cops cause that might be that old mans way of welcoming you to the neighborhood.

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Review: All-new Wolverine #11

This issue opens up with Captain Hydra asking Old Man Logan if he can come up. Ummm Captain Hydra shouldn't you be asking Laura Kinney if you can come up since it is her apartment and not his. Wait never mind he probably doesn't care who's it is since he's Hydra. Yo Gabby it's Captain Hydra no need to be excited about meeting him. I'm sure in the future she'll hate his guts and Captain Marvel's. One of the reasons I hate Captain Hydra is because he makes people salute him way to long. Another reason why I hate him is because he just slammed Laura Kinney into a wall. Kick his ass Laura. Dam she's good at what he does. Next we get a few comedy panels where we see Gabby, Old Man Logan and Captain Hydra running through all the different rooms in the apartment complex. Don't you hate when two superheroes and a Hydra agent run in on you guys having sex. Dam she- wait he can take that many tranquilizers and get up like it's nothing or like he just got shot full of an energy drink. Note to self don't fuck with Captain Hydra cause tranquilizers can't take him down. I think them attacking him is what's gonna cause shit to hit the fan. Haha he just took those guys out like they were nothing. This issue ends with a guy wrencher. Artwork was good. The story was alright but not that good so I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Actually I already know this stuff but you guys need to know it so I'll write it down. Captain America is Hydra and this issue proves it as I pointed out above oh and also cause ya know secret wars shows that he was all along so ya Captain America is Hydra.

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Review: The Last Ember #0

This issue opens up with a flashback to a girl named Ashley who lived way before our time. Anyways on the way to see a puppet show with her brother and sister they run into some trouble. This is also when Ashley's powers appear. Note to self don't mess with her unless you want to be burned. Next we go to present day where we meet our main character Ember who is your regular teenager. Later on she runs into some trouble while in town and to see what happens you'll just have to go and buy this issue cause it's really good. Artwork was great. The story was pretty good. I do hate that they only have this issue out right now but am glad that their kickstarter was a success which means I'll get to read the other issues when they're out. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with people who have fire powers unless you like being burned.

Things I'd like to know. Does trouble seem to follow these people with fire powers? Cause it seems like it does. I mean that's what I think.

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Review: Uncanny X-Men #5

This issue opens up with Monet escaping from the pyramid that they got trapped in in the last issue. We go back to Genosha where we see Magneto protecti- um he doesn't protect people very often cause it looks like the healer just got stabbed and is having his brain fucked with by a psychic. I mean at least he killed the psychic before he could kill the healer. I'm sure I've noted this before but I feel like making a note of it again. Not to self don't ever fuck with Magneto. I repeat don't ever fuck with Magneto. Hey look the rest of the team got there before anymore shit could hit the fan. Also don't fuck with the Uncanny X-Men cause they'll also fuck you up. Well that was an explosive first half of an issue :). Magik is very pretty. Also how come she can't get her own solo series. I've said it before and I'll say it again I'd read her series if she got her own solo series. This issue ends with Magneto paying a visit to Fantomex and Mystique. Artwork was pretty good. The story was explosive and action packed so I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I want to learn from this issue. Where are the savage lands in the marvel comics? Things I learned from this issue. If you ask Magneto for protection bring body armor cause chances are that if you don't you'll be stabbed and have your mind fucked with by a psychic.

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Review: Ben Reilly: The Scarlet Spider #2

This issue opens up with Cassandra pointing a gun at Ben. Does she not know he has powers or is she thinking she'll be able to pull the trigger fast enough before he can dodge it. Just swap brains with him and kill the new body that his brains in. I'm sure that'll stop him. Anyways next we see the other clone torture Rita by talking fear into her and not actually harming her. Note to self don't fuck with this guy cause he'll make you think he's actually going to hurt you or kill you but then not do it. We go back to Ben where we see him and Cassandra go up to her sick daughters room. Um Cassandra you realize that he was facing your daughter when you had the gun pointed at his head which means if you'd blown his brains out it would've all landed in her and then she'd be hella traumatized. Also guess Ben got lucky cause if she hadn't woken up his brains would've been all over her. Ben I'm betting if the guy is bullet proof that your hands aren't gonna do shit to him. This issue ends in gunfire. Artwork was still not good. The story is still odd so I give this issue a 6 out of 10. I'm guessing in future issues Aunt June will be worried sick about Ben and be patching him up when he's hurt.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #4

This issue opens up with Spider-Man asking Deadpool if he wants to hang out. I feel like them hanging out would probably be really interesting. Anyways later on we get to see Peter Parker talk to a little child that probably shouldn't be at his work. We get to see Spider-Man and Deadpool hang out at a club. Dam what do I have to do to be friends with Deadpool so I can go on double dates with him and meet some hot chicks. Dam Peter and his date really like each other. I hope they end up together so that him and Mary Jane can never get back together. I mean don't get me wrong I like other versions of him and Mary Jane to be together like the other two who fight crime with their daughter. Is it wrong that I want to date both their dates? Like I'm sure being with Lady Thor would be shockingly good :)  ;). Oh hell yes cat fight. Darn it I wanted to see them get mud all over their bodies. Well that's a surprising fact about Spider-Man that I definitely did not know. This issue ends with Deadpool killing Spider-Man. Give it a few issues he'll be back trust me. Story was funny and good. Artwork was pretty good so I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Well at least the other Spider-Man won't have anymore competition to deal with.

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