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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Review: Deadpool #1

This issue opens up with Deadpool stealing from a hot chick named the white fox. Wait that's not Deadpool cause Deadpool has a messed up face. Next we see more Deadpools. Wait so which one is the real Deadpool? Wait there's a clown dressed as Deadpool. This is so awesome! :). Anyways we find out that all these people dressed as Deadpool are mercs for hire which is a company that Deadpool now runs so he can have lots of money. Also what happened that made Deadpool so famous? I mean he deserves the fame but was he this famous before. We also get to see an interview with Deadpool. This issue ends with Deadpool killing some guy. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty interesting can't wait to read issue two. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So are we gonna see more of white fox in future issue. I hope so she's really hot. Things I learned from this issue. Deadpool will go to your kids birthday party if you hire him. Hmm I wonder how much it cost to hire him. Probably a lot so if my kid ever wants Deadpool to come to his birthday party I'll have to have Spider-Man come instead and ruin his or her dreams.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 21 ( All In The Family )

This episode  opens up with Sam and Dean finding out that Chuck is actually god. I still don't like Supernaturals version of god. Anyways next we see Chuck, Sam and Dean all talking about how to find Amara. Why not use Dean? I mean he's the one with a connection to her so that seems like a reasonable idea. But no go ahead and ignore me the viewer who is probably right. Next we see Amara torturing the devil. For some odd reason I think Amara is very sexy now. Yes she looks to be in her thirties or fourties but dam I wouldn't mind having a one night stand with her. Anyways more fog. I know just what you wanted in a Supernatural episode killer fog. Note to self if murders start happening and the town goes to shit and fog comes in it's probably best to stay away from it unless you want to die. Oh hey we got a new prophet. Wait how come he has a mark after being struck by lighting and becoming a prophet yey when that happened to Kevin he didn't even get a scratch. Also I don't like the new prophet so far. Yes he's useful but also annoying so when will he die off. Surprisingly Metatron actually did right by his wrongs in this episode. Don't believe me go watch for yourself and you'll see what I mean. Look their finally being smart and using Deans connection to Amara to draw her out so they can go save the devil. Also is the devil gonna go back in his cage when this all ends? I have to say if I had a crazy hot stalker chick who wanted to date me and kept telling me to just give up and become one with her inside of her I'd probably call the cops on her and have them take her to the looney bin. Or just make a smart remark like. Inside you? You mean live in your you know what? Or are we gonna merge and become a half man half woman fugly ass creature that no one wants to be around? This episode ends with a certain someone being saved. Great episode even though I still don't like their version of god. I give this episode a 9 out of 10. Yay only two mire episodes. Things I learned from this episode. Amara is hot. Like I don't know how I didn't see it before but now I totally see why Dean would be so in love with her.

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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Review: Harley Quinn #13

This issue opens up with Power Girl and Harley Quinn fighting Sportsmaster and Clock King. Well that fight didn't go so well. They just blew up a mall good thing everyone got out though. Next we see Clock king use his watch to go back in time and save Sportsmaster before he gets blown up. And this kids is why you don't fight villans in public places. Also who's gonna pay for the new mall? Next we see Power Girl toss Harley Quinn in the air and make her free fall for laughing at her hair when it was messed up. Geez someones extremely sensitive. Heck I'd be laughing along with Harley Quinn. Next we meet Eggy who first got introduced in the Harley Quinn Annual. Damit knew I'd read the issues after it though good thing I can read it next time :). Next we see Power G- I mean Betty perform at ghe sideshow and spank some.. nope never mind won't even type thag cause thdn some pervert will do something nasty while reading this review. Harley Quinn is still beautiful even when wearing an ape costume. Next we see Power Girl and Harley Quinn go to stop Sportsmaster and Clock King well more like Power Girl goes and grabs them and brings them back to Harley Quinn so she can stop them for good. Next we see Harley Quinn almost get mugged. Luckily her butt and Power Girl saved her life. Anyways Power Girl brings the bad guys to Harley Quinn which doesn't end good for them cause they both get gunshot wounds. I have to say I think Harley Quinn would be a better superhero then most superheros. This issue ends with Power Girl getting her memory back. To see the cute but sad scene with Harley Quinn at the end go buy this issue now! Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read the next arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Now I'm excited to read and smell the Harley Quinn Annual. Things I learned from this issue. Power Girl loves to spank a certain animal. So hey if you want Power Girl to spank a certain animal for you guys just go ask her cause I'm sure nothing bad will happen to you if you do.

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Monday, September 5, 2016

Review: Uncanny X-Men #2

This issue opens up with Mystique fighting the men in black at her job. Damit men in black this a comic not a movie so go back to your three movies. Also Mystique is hot in the comics and the movies though she's not as beautiful as Harley Quinn. Anyways we see Magneto in looking at a bunch of dead bodies looking for the healer that died cause he wouldn't let him join the team. I'm sure there's one that's a lot stronger then he is. I have to say I think Psylocke is hotter than Mystique. I'm still confused on what happened to Archangel. Oh look to more healers. Really Elixir? Like that name just flat out says hey I'm a mutant who can heal people so if you want all healing mutants dead then I'll put a target on my back and make it easier for you to find me. Anyways we see Sabertooth and M go to retrieve Elixir before the bad guys kill him. Why are you freaking out M? He's just driving fast it's not like he's driving fast and swerving. Anyways Sabertooth and M find Elixir who also gets found by the bad guys who kill all his friends. Note to self if I ever gain powers that allow me to heal people and my friends get shot down I think I'll run and save mh ass instead of walking into a trap like this dumbass and bring all my friends back to life just so they can watch me die. No need to explain how this issue ends causd I think that last part explains it all for you. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is the next healer gonna be as stupid as thus one? Things I learned from this issue. If you're a healer and you decide to nickname yourself Elixir or magic healer or I AM THE HEALING POTION! Then your basically putting a target on your back if people want you dead.

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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Review: Harley Quinn & Power Girl #6

This issue opens up with Vartox and Power Girls wedding. I have a feeling they won't actually get married. Yep knew it some portal just opened up that leads to a pocket world or something that Vartox created... wait how'd it even open in the first place? Anyways in this pocket world we see another Power Girl that Vartox married and had a shit load of kids with. No I'm being serious they had a shit load of kids. Like they must have fucked like rabbits after they got married. We see one of Vartoxes sons hit on Power Girl and tells her that she looks just like his mom. Ya definitely not creepy at all. Kinda reminds me of that one movie where the guy goes back to the past for some reason and almost has sex with his mom. Anyways next we see a fight between the married Power Girl and not married Power Girl. My moneys on the one in the wedding dress. Well that sucks cause not married Power Girl just got knocked out of the story for a bit. Wait Power Girl that's married why are you attacking Harley Quinn it's not like she's trying to marry Vartox. Oh hell yes not married Power Girl is back.. and gone again. We find out that the married version of Power Girl is actually a robot. So basically she's Vartoxes sexbot. Fuck yes Harley Quinn just beat the shit out of the sexbot. We see Vartox use his teleportation ring and let Harley Quinn & Power Girl use it to get back home. This issue ends where issue twelve of Harley Quinn left off. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending to the mini series :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So wait how'd yhat sexbot even have feelings for Vartox? Like did he program that into her or did he put a human heart on her? Things I learned from this issue. When fighting a sexbot just make sure Harley Quinn is with you so she can destroy it.

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Friday, September 2, 2016

Review: Daredevil #5

This issue opens up with something called the fist attacking the church of sheltering hands. I have to say the hand could've thought of a better name for this thing. We see Tenfingers tell everyone that he'll save them all. Um you sure you want to believe him guys? Heck last yime most of you died when he said the same shit so why believe him now? Anyways we see Tenfingers run up to his armory and grab a gun. I highly doubt you know how to use that thing or that you'll be able to kill it with that weapon. Next we see Matt Murdock at work where he hears some chick saying Daredevil the temple. Well actually a bunch of people say that and I guess he hears them all and decides to ditch work. You know I'm sure your boss won't trust you very much after that Matt Murdock. We see Tenfingers shoot his own men with his gun instead of actually hitting the fist. See why would you stupid people trust this guy when he's failed twice? Also I called it! I knew he'd fail again. Yay we see Daredevil come and save the day while we see Blindspot save all the people that Tenfingers failed yo save. I find it funny how he ran off like a wimp after he failed. Note to self never trust Tenfingers. Next we see Daredevil vs The Fist, Blindspot vs his mom and a couple others. Dam Daredevil killed that thing. Note to self trust Daredevil whenever he says he'll save people or if he says anything else. We see Blindspots mom kill the other two people and walk off saying she believed him and that's why she killed them but that he wont get so lucky again. I think whatever killed Tenfingers decided to let his mom live cause she was a better fit in some way. This issue ends with Blindspot asking if the job is done and Daredevil telling him that it never is. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending to the arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder if Mat Murdock will still have a job in the next issue. Things I learned from this issue. Blindspot actually has a twitter. I really thought he was joking when he said he had one but now I know he does.

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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 20 ( Don't Call Me Shurley )

This episode opens up with Metatron digging through a dumpster while a dog watches him. Next we see Metatron and the dog get teloported to some bar in heaven. We also saw Metatron do something nice which was feeding the dog. I'm surprised he didn't beat the shit out of it or just eat the sandwich without giving the dog any. Anyways while in the bar Metatron meets Chuck who is actually god. I always guessed that but never voiced my guess on here. Also I'm sure a lot of people weren't surprised by that. I kinda hate Supernaturals version of god cause he said he had girlfriends and boyfriends. Mind you I see nothing wrong with gays or gay marriage it's just that I don't think that god would really go and date guys or cheat on his wife in general so ya that's something that buged me. Anyways next we see Dean ironing one of Sams shirts as he tells him about a guy who killed himself. Note to self never let Dean iron anything you own cause if you do he'll iron it with beer. We see Chuck as Metatron to edit his story so basically half the episode switches between him and Chuck and then to Sam and Dean. After Sam and Dean talk to the police one of them gets infected by fog and shoots her husband in the face with a shotgun. I see that Amara changed up the way the fog affects people or just used a different one. We Metatron and Chuck have a talk about why he left and how he's gonna do nothing to stop Amara. But why is she evil and your not? Next we see the police officer who shot her husband in the face deliver a message to Dean. Well shit that's not good now the whole town is full of fog. Also why is this fog white but the other one black. Anyways later on Dean and Sam take a bunch of people into the police station and ducktape ever inch of every window and door. Well that plan failed horribly cause some of the ducktape came off one of the vents letting some of the fog in and making it so that Sam got infected. Why are they not using the holy fire cure like Sam used in that other town in the hospital? Also Dean just locked a bunch of people in a room but didn't finish ducktaping the bottom of the door so now they're all infected. Dean will let anyone die or get infected in order to save his brother so don't rely on him if his brother's in trouble. Next we see Chuck play the guitar and sing a song while Metatron reads the new pages he just wrote. I wonder what he wrote. This episode ends with Chuck saving the whole town that Sam and Dean are in and even bringing that one police officers husband back to life. Episode was pretty good well except for god dating guys so I give this episode a 8 out of 10. Also another thing they got wrong is god has a soul cause he used to be just like us. Things I learned from this episode. Sam is more important to Dean then a bunch of people locked in a room who are about to get infected because he had to run over to Sam instead of ducktaping the bottom of the door before he ran over to Sam.

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