Review: Venom Space Knight #3

This issue opens up with Venom and 803 leaving a planet after they helped them build a bridge. No really they did go read the issue for yourself and you'll see. Next Flash Thompson hears voices in his head again and goes to a planet made out of lava. Note to self never go to a lava planet cause it doesn't sound fun. We see Flash Thompson use a rumble suit and a sword on the planet. Question does that suit have a cooling system? If not how is he not cooking to death slowly in that thing? I'm pretty sure that planet is as hot as hell. On the planet Flash Thompson gets in a fight with an alien queen named Iqa. She's hot though I wouldn't want to sleep with her after hearing what happens to the men they breed with on their planet. We get a fight scene where Flash Thompson and Iqa fight rock creatures with lava in them. After the fight scene we see Flash Thompson jump inside the volcano to destroy the technology that dropped in it... wait how'd that thing not melt? We see Iqa help Flash Thompson out of the volcano and kiss him. I love how she ask him if he'd like to be one of her husbands. Like do you really think he's gonna say yes after what you told him happens to the men on your guys planet. We see Flash Thompson get back on his ship and leave for some planet called bora bora which apparently is a pleasure planet. Next we see 803 give Flash Thompson some robotic legs. For a suicidal robot it's sure nice. This issue ends with us seeing Flash Thompsons symbiote flying the ship and telling Flash Thompson that they need to talk. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Wait how is he symbiote even moving and talking without anyone in it? I thought they had to bond with someone to be able to move and talk. Things I learned from this issue. The alien queen on the lava planet is hot but I still wouldn't want to be her husband cause I'd like to live for awhile. Though I could totally see those people who use the word yolo being like yolo sure thing hottie then ten seconds later they're dead.

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Review: Scarlet Witch #5

This issue opens up with some father telling Wanda Maximoff how her being a witch upsets him. And when I say father I mean the type of father you'd see in a catholic church. We see some nun named Sister Lorenz come and tell the father to leave so she can talk to Wanda Maximoff. I bet you any girl who reads this issue thinks all men are sexist which is not true. Cause if that were then that'd mean that their five year old son is sexist and will grow up to hate women and think he's above him which is just bullshit if you actually use your brain to think instead of bash it into a brick wall over and over. Next we see Wanda ask Sister Lorenz about a vineyard. We learn that some people who dug in that area opened up a crypt and so now anyone who enters and says anything gets possed. Note to self never go to this church unless you want to be possed by a deamon. We see Wanda go in the vineyard. Next we get a crap load of pages of nothing but silence. You may think I'm joking but I'm not read this issue for yourself and you'll see. After Wanda gets out of the vineyard she tells Sister Lorenz what happened in there. Basically she fought in silence. I mean that's really all you'd  have to do to summarize what happened. This issue ends with Wanda Maximoff walking away. Artwork was good. Story wise silent. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. It's probably good I don't record myself giving you the reviews cause I would've just went silent after explaining that she went into the vineyard just to give you an example of what it was like when I read the issue. I'm sure it'd be pretty akward. Things I learned from this issue. Shh be quiet.

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Review: Midnighter #11

This issue opens up with Midnighter waking up in Andrews apartment. Oh how sweet his ex saved him before he died :). Next we see Afterthought bring Amanda Waller some capsule thing and her give it to Henry Bendix. I have a feeling that whatever he plans on making won't be good. We see Midnighter apologize to Andrew for how he acted in their relationship and almost kisses him but gets interrupted by a phone call. We see Midnighter and Andrew go to Spyrals base where a door like the ones Midnighter has gets opened up sending people straight towards a volcano or something. We see Andrew fly after them and save them. Note to self have Andrew on your side when fighting people. Next we see a fight between Captain Boomerang and Helena Bertinelli. Note to self never get in a fight with Helena Bertinelli cause she can kick your ass. We get to see Midnighter beat the crap out of Parasite. We get to see Midnighter and Afterthought face off again. Well that was pretty badass Midnighter let himself get punched till Afterthought was tired and then broke his arm. We finally go back to the Suicide Squad where we see Henry Bendix creation come to life. Well the world is definitely screwed now. We see his creation go to some place where the guys who robbed the restaurant in the first issue of Midnighter are and beat the crap out of them... wait I thought Midnighter killed them? Are you saying he didn't or there were more then one team? This issue ends with Midnighter and Andrew showing up where Henry Bendix and the Suicide Squad are. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Yes I knew Midnighter would kick Afterthoughts ass at some point. Things I learned from this issue. Don't have your phone on you when you're gonna kiss someone cause chances are it'll ring and ruin the moment.

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Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 18 ( Hell's Angel )

This episode opens up with Crowley going to some guy in a tent who has the horn of joshua. After Crowley sees the horn he rips up some parchment and then kills the old guy who has the horm of joshua. I kinda wonder what was on the parchment. Next we Crowley call Dean to tell him that he has the horn and that he'll give it to him and Sam. At what cost though? Next we see Rowena healing Amara... wait really Rowena is still alive? Dang she's tough and smart. We find out that Rowena had a spell inside her that revived her. Note to self never underestimate Rowena. Next we see Crowley tell Sam and Dean that he'll give them the horn if they exercise the devil out of Cas and put him back in the cage. Seems like a fair deal. Next we see Amara yell at the sky which sends a dark cloud into heaven... for all powerful that seemed like an epic fail of power. Crowleys mom spies on his conversation with Sam and Dean and decides not to tell Amara what she just saw. Remember what happened last time you rooted for the devil Rowena? Obviously not cause it seems like you're rooting for him again even after he snapped your neck.  Rowena sends Crowley a message to let him know she's alive. Next we see Sam and Dean setting up a circle that'll trap the devil in it while they try to exercise the devil out of Cas. Next we see them summon the Devil into the trap and then the shit hit the fan which causes Crowley to leave his vessel snd go into Cases vessel. We see what Cas does while the devil takes control... really Cas you just watch tv in Sam and Deans kitchen. That's got to be a Sad life for him. We get a fight scene where the devil kicks Crowleyd ass. Sam and Dean get Crowley out of Cases body. Next we see a showdown between Amara and the devil. Really the horn of joshua did nothing. Better get a better game plan Sam and Dean. This episode ends with Amara torturing the devil. This episode was really good. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. So I wonder how they plan on icing Amara now. Things I learned from this issue. Cas loves to watch tv in Sam and Deans kitchen.

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Review: New Suicide Squad #19

This issue opens up with Cheetah riding Razer as she flys and kills fist of cain members. Note to self never mess with Razer. Also that opening scene made me laugh. We see Adam Reed announce over the intercom that he now controls the bombs in the Suicide Squad members necks so that if they leave the castle he'll blow their heads off. Well Razer just died. Next we see Harley Quinn roaming around the castle. We see one of the fist of cain members check his phone to see how many points Harley Quinn is worth. Really only ten? Wouldn't she be worth more? Anyways we see Chato knock him out. Oh so him and Harley Quinn were working together since she was being bait. I love how Harley Quinn gets upset over the fact that Deadshot is worth more points then her. Wait why is Deadshot fifteen points and Harley Quinn ten points? Not saying I want Harley Quinn to die but I think she should be more then ten points. Next we see Deadshot crawling around the vents in the showers as the Wolverine rip off gets killed by fist of cain members. Well that's gotta suck cause Deadshot fell out of the vent right in the middle of the fist of cain members. Did you really think that'd work Deadshot? Evan I knew that wouldn't work. I mean every horror, action or any other movie where someone crawls around in a vent to escape always fails horribly. Back at belle reve we find out that Mister Ashemore is actually a super villain named The Hunky Punk. That's a weird super villain name but sure I guess it works. Back in the castle we see Deathtrap save Deadshot from the fist of cain members. We also find out what his powers are. Really he can create guns out of whatever he wants? Have to say that's kinda cool. Next we see Deadshot and Deathtrap save Cheetah from being killed. I have to say that's better than the plan of them just letting them kill her. We see Harley Quinn and Chato in some room where she tells him that maybe she should just revert to being full on bad again and poke Chatos eyes out and replace them with gumdrops. Deadshot, Deathtrap and Cheetah enter the room that Harley Quinn and Chato are in. We see Deadshot tell Harley Quinn that he wishes everyone he shot now had her face on it. You don't have to be so mean to her Deadshot :(. This issue ends with Amanda Waller waking Captain Boomerang up. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good I'm very excited for the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder how many points the other Suicide Squad members are. Things I learned from this issue. Harley Quinn should definitely be more points then Deadshot.

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Review: Screwed #6

This issue opens up with Anne Gallo remembering when she was little and her dad showed her the hospital that they're at now and the monsters inside it. I'm taking it he thought that this stuff would be ok to show a kid which is totally wrong. Next thing you know people like him will be making their kids watch scary movies thinking that the kid will be fine and won't get scared at night and pee the bed. Annes dad tells her how he came to know about the frankenstein project and how when he started working on it his wife told him to stop. I wonder why? We find out that his dead wife is the one in the tank and that he wants to put her brain into Anne so that she'll be alive again. I'm gonna agree with Suture on this one that's pretty messed up. I mean for any normal human being it'd go down hill after they had sex with the person. I mean think about it yes it'd be his wifes brain in his daughters body so basically his wife would be alive but then if you had sex with her it'd be like you were fucking your own daughter which is creepy as hell. We see Anne shoot a big hole in Sutures chest. Note to self never go in a horror movie or comic cause the monsters are always tougher than they look anf tend to come back in the end. Next we see what happened to Erin. Geez that's gotta suck for her she's basically hooked up to a ton of dead people whos thoughts she can hear. Next we see Chris and his men come in mowing down all the monsters till they get to Anne. We see Anne take some energy from Erin and rip Suture in half. I wonder if she was able to do that in the first place. Cause if so she could've ended the fight sooner. We see Anne kill Erin to stop her suffering. Darn I was hoping they'd both get a happy ending. This issue ends with some special government team taking charge of the crime scene and Anne leaving before thay get there. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely makes me think they were trying to lead up to a second volume with that ending. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. It's kinda funny how Annes dad said he stop thinking of her as his daughter once she started thinking of him as the boogeyman. I wonder why. Also if he had brought his wife back to life in Annes body I'm sure she'd think the same thing... actually I'm pretty sure she thought he was in the first place. Things I learned from this issue. Avoid marrying someone who is obsessed with raising the dead cause if you die then they try to put your brain in your kids body to bring you back to life which is creepy.

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Review: Black Canary #2

This issue opens up with Dinah showing the rest of the band how to use a gun note to self avoid Dinah when she has a gun. We also see that Dinah has been teaching the band hand to hand combat. I'd love to learn so hand to hand combat with her :). We find out that Paloma is a perfect shot with a gun. Dam for it not being her thing she sure has the hang of it. Note to self avoid Dinah and Paloma when they have guns. I'm sure the people who say guns kill people probably read this and think no they should use forks instead of guns cause forks can't kill people. To which I say yes forks can kill people so can spoons and hamburgers. Should they start feeding their enemies hamburgers until they die of clogged arteries? Highly doubt they'd go for that kind of death so no. We find out that Dinah can dye her own hair. Next we meet an old band member who got kicked out of the band. Her name is Maeve and she does not seem to happy with Dinah taking her place. I bet they both have pretty voices :). Next we see Dinah and the rest of the band at some music store where they get attacked by some guy wearing a helmet. We get to see a fight scene between helmet man and Dinah where she kicks his ass. This issue ends with the band finding out that helmet man is actually Dinahs husband. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good.  I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So I wonder why her husband is after her and the band. Things I learned from this issue. Don't use hamburgers or forks to try and kill your enemy instead just use guns or get Dinah and Paloma to do the job for you :).

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