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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Review: Superwoman #1

I have to say that Superwoman is hot but seeing her lift that tractor makes me not want to hit on her. Not for fear of having the shit beat out of me but fear of her being hella rough in bed. I think I'll stick with Women who don't have powers of any kind oh and ones who don't lift weights. See above for reason why.


Man my ex girlfriend did alot of damage to Metropolis. Glad I'm not dating her anymore or else she would've blamed all that damage on me. Hell she still thinks she did nothing wrong by cheating on me and using me for my money.


I'm sorry Lex but even with that suit you still have a higher chance of dying than any Superman. I mean unless you got kryptonite in that suit somewhere. But still someone could blow up your suit or hack it. See I told you.


Well they got lucky. Also um Lex basically made that ship so couldn't they say he caused everything to go wrong. I mean sure he stopped my ex girlfriend but that doesn't make him good does it? Well shit. Shit just hit the fan and went all over the place. Artwork was good. As for the story it was ok. I still think this issue could've ended with all the blame being put on Lex and him being thrown in jail again. But hey he helped stop my ex girlfriend so I guess he gets a pass. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Seeing Superwoman fly. No reason why. Maybe cause the artwork was just gorgeous. Or maybe cause Superwoman is hot and I got to see her fly.


Things I learned from this issue. Sure Superwoman died but another one will take her place. Hell if there can be a shit load of Spider-Men and Woman then Superman and Superwoman can get a shit ton to. Also if one doesn't replace her she'll just come back. I mean lets face it DC and Marvel will never get the balls to kill a charcter and keep them dead. Or just replace them entirely with new ones.







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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #22

Actually Carrot Top sex can be fun. Sometimes it's fun and then your ex cheats on you and uses you and then it's not fun. After that it's sad. Do I regret the sex? I have no clue. But what I'm saying is is murder is not as good as sex.


See this is why Deadpool is awesome. Even when he's in a game where he could die or more so lose alot of body parts and end up with alot of holes he's still happy.


Carrot Top you shouldn't have done steroids man. I mean sure now you're big and strong but in a few years of taking that stuff you'll end up losing your manhood. Oh hey it was just a robot. So I guess he gets to keep his manhood but still doesn't have a soul.


Haha they gave Carrot Top to Mini-Cyclops. That's fucking hilarious. Well the artwork was good as was the story. Lots of action, comedy and near death moments that will make you glad to be safe at home reading this and not in Murderworld. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Had to be when Deadpool let himself get shot by the fighter planes. I think I like watching him get hurt or lose limbs.


Things I learned from this issue. That Spider-Man and Deadpool could survive one of the traps from saw. I feel like they'll be in the next saw movie.







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Monday, April 1, 2019

Review: Plume #16

No Vesper don't go into the light. Yay she's still alive :).


Wait so Dominic didn't mean to shoot her? Well that's good. For a minute there I thought him and Azeel would be working together. Well fuck Dominic just died.


Yay Corrick got his powers back. Sadly he wasn't able to bring Vesper back. Poor Corrick. I feel your pain man. Heck this page is pulling at my heart strings. Oh hell yes Vesper is back :).


The ending to this issue was nice. It put a smile on my face. Sadly the smile won't last long with my depression but at least it's there for now. The artwork was great as was the story. This issue beats the reader down for the first half and then lifts them back up in the end. So it's definitely worth the read which is why I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hey if you like this series then you should definitely go back Hope volume 1 on Kickstarter. It's only got three days left and is 700$ away from unlocking the dope wrap around cover. Oh and you can now add T-shirts to your pledge so go back Dirk and K.lynns new book at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2133322697/hope-volume-one-mother-kickstarter-exclusive-editi?ref=discovery_category


Favorite Page: was when Corrick and Vesper kissed. I mean I knew it'd happen I just thought it'd take alot longer but I'm glad it didn't :).


Things I learned from this issue. Never fuck with Vesper and Corrick. Those two are over powered as fuck now.







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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Review: Outer Darkness #4

Again with a boring opening to an issue. That's definitely gonna make you guys lose a point. Also Rigg I probably wouldn't rely on or trust my ex girlfriend at all. She'll probably use you for money, steal your stuff and then pawn it off to her new boyfriend.


I feel like Alastor Satalis just got the crew screwed by having them retrieve Lieutenant Colonel Charles Toppo. Man that is a long ass name for a character.


Yep I was right. And so was Rigg. Dam that ending was good. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story the first part of the issue was boring but the rest was interesting. I definitely want to read the next issue. I give this issue a 9 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Had to be the one where we find out that Elox used to be a god. If Cas were here he'd say you're not god god has a beard!


Things I learned from this issue. Well actually I already know this so I'm just gonna say this. When you go into space shit tends to hit the fan and fly all over the room. I mean look what Sato Shin just did.







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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Review: Scooby Apocalypse #4

Well from this opening I know that Velma would not be good at keeping watch if we had to switch between who was watching. I mean she slept longer than she should have and made poor Daphne stay awake. On the other hand though Daphne would be great at keeping watch. Hell she even found a dope ass gun.


Oh cool so that's what the dope ass gun does :). Haha how did Shaggy not wake up with all that noise going on?


Next we meet another smart dog and his pack. Ok I get this Scrappy-Doos reasoning for hating Scooby-Doo but in the movie and cartoons I never understood it. He did go bad in the cartoons didn't he? And yes I watched the first movie but don't remember his reason why.


Dam Daphne first you hate Scooby then you love him and now you're back to hating him. Maybe he should've just left you guys and let those vampires kill you all. Haha Shaggy and Scooby are the best. Well that's not a very good ending. The artwork was great. As for the story still pretty good. There was some action, little comedy and one heartwarming scene. So it's like a mixed bag that you'll want to eat all of. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Was when Scooby-Doo attacked that vampire :). I wonder if my dog would be like Scooby if she had cyberparts.


Things I learned from this issue. That Velma is a terrible person. Heck she stole some dead guys ring. Like why do you need his ring? Also let the dead be.







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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Review: Darth Vader #23

Dammit why's Doctor Aphra still alive? She's no Vader so there's no way she should still be alive.


Good a scene with Vader. I feel like Vader will make Cylos death slow and painful. Haha I had to laugh when Aphra called the emperor defenseless. Like sure sure he is. Hey maybe the poor defenseless emperor will be the one to kill Aphra :).


That fight scene was awesome. Oh fuck Vader's in trouble. Artwork was great. As for the story it was ok. I don't like that Aphra is still around. I feel like they're saying Vader wasn't very powerful which is so wrong. So I'm gonna give this issue a 6 out of 10.


Favorite Page: was when Vader killed Morit. Definitely showed how powerful Vader is and how stupid Morit was.


Things I learned from this issue. That Vader did not need Aphras help at all. Hell he took down more of Cylos men then Aphra and her crew did.






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Monday, March 25, 2019

Review: Brilliant Trash #1

Well that was a violent live stream. Sadly people would probably make a challenge out of this in real life. They'd do a live stream where they get shot and blow up. Seriously people are stupid. Heck they ate tide pods and called that a challenge.


We meet the main character Kennedy Avis at a coffee shop who runs into some writer she knows. Lets be honest here she probably stocked her on Kitter right?


That fight scene was pretty cool. I have a question though did James Heller put out the fire after the old man died or did he just let it run its course and burn the rest of the neighborhood?


Man those kids are creepy. And so is that lady. Well the ending two this issue was pretty fucking action packed I'll give you that. The artwork was great. As for the story it was interesting and action packed. I love when we found out that Kennedy Avis has a blog. I was oh my gosh so do I. I highly doubt here's is as cool as mine. Mine is cool right? Anyways I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Was when that chick saved Kennedy. I sorta like Kennedy a little so please don't kill her off or hurt her to soon.


Things I learned from this issue. To steer clear of old ladies with yellow hoodies. I'd rather not end up in Kennedys shoes.






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