Review: Norah #2

This issue opens up with Norah talking to a tape recorder about her past. Did that guy just stab his wife in the head while they were having dinner? Jeez I'd be scared to cook anything for that guy if he gets that angry about food not tasting good. See kids this is why you shouldn't text or drive or you'll end up in a hospital bed like John here. Also I'm guessing he's cheating on his girlfriend or wife. Why do I think that you ask. Well cause my ex girlfriend did the exact same thing. Sadly people like that never seem to notice how much they're hurting you even after they've hurt you and screwed you over. I get that Christopher is his twin that he absorbed in the womb but that scene creeped me out. Like ya I get it was supposed to be a sad and yet heartwarming moment yet for me it creeped me out because had Norah came in my head like that and I could see the twin I absorbed I'd wake up and feel wigged out. Basically I'd get goosebumps and feel like I had someone else living inside me. I feel like Norah should've told him to stop texting while he drove. I wonder how much she got from him being stupid. Oh I see maybe his family will chew him out later. Do you know how much we had to pay her to save your stupid ass John. This issue ends with us seeing the name of the project that Norah and her husband were working on. Jeez seeing that name makes me think with a name like that it's no wonder shit hit the fan. Artwork was great. As for the story definitely has me hooked. I'm like a fish waiting to read the next issue and get that next hook in me. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. If you liked this review and would like to buy yourself an issue or four just go over to www.sourcepointpress.com

Things I learned from this issue. Not to cook for that one guy at the first of the issue. Oh and never to get in a car with John. I'd like to live thank you very much.

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Review: Outcast #16

This issue opens up with Kyle explaining things to Allison and her thinking he needs to be sent to a mental hospital. See Kyle this is why you don't go around telling people that stuff. Like has he never read a superhero comic or seen any sort of show where people know the truth about something but as soon as they tell other people they sound hella crazy till the people they told see it for themselves. Kyle write this down in your notes man. Wait so if the Reverend wins at this round of cards does he get to go free even though he could've gone earlier. Jeez people seem to love Kyles house latley. Also did she just bearly get there or was she waiting there for hours and just bearly decided to scare the shit out of him? Dam Maurice is one big dude. Also wait how'd Hus wife keep him down in the basement all this time. Half the ones we've seen now either eat themselves or start trying to kill the people their host love so what's this guys deal? He a slower breed of something. Kyle he said go away meaning he's probably peaceful and just likes to be alone. Welp great you just angered him you idiot. Kyle put this in your notes. Ask if loved one is bigger than myself before going and trying to help them. Kyle don't talk after you land one good shot just keep hitting him. Well if he kills you Kyle you can't really blame anyone but yourself. Wait what happens if he spits blood on them? Does the demon then get to stay in the host body forever or does it do Kyles biding. No go back down there Kyle I want to see what happens. This issue ends with Kyle passing out. Artwork was great. As for the story it was also good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If your loved one gets possed by a demon just show them the basement they seem to love it down there and will stay away from you. You might here them growling every so often but that's up to you if you can get used to it and learn to live with that.

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Review: Paradox Girl #2

This issue opens up with Paradox Girl not being able to sleep cause her snoring is keeping her awake. Don't you hate when you snore so loud that you can't get any shut eye? I know I do. Wait can Paradox Girl send another version of herself back in time as well as her current self? Sorry still trying to wrap my head around her powers work. Don't you hate when noises wake you up after your snoring kept you up so you had to kick yourself out of bed in order to actually get from sleep. I know I do. Also don't you hate when you walk in on yourself changing clothes and then get slapped by yourself. Guess what I do too. Wait how did a wolverine get outside her house? Are they normally in areas like that or no? Now I'm gonna have to google that. Man don't you hate when an animal scares you so you run like a chicken but end up running into yourself. And again don't you hate when you walk in on yourself changing clothes so you slap yourself. Wait the polar bear really did the trick? Note to self google this stuff after writing and posting review. Is that camera always on? Cause if so I bet she has some dope footage of herself time travelling that she could sell to people. Haha that scene with the polar bear just chilling on her couch made me laugh. Jeez how many more animals is she gonna add to the mix? At this rate shit will hit the fan. Welp shit hit the fan. See told you. Don't you hate when you have to travel back in time and tell yourself that you're from a future where no one can sleep so you end up stealing your bed and make yourself sleep on the couch. Guys I know I hate that too. Haha that ending though. Artwork was good. As for the story it was good but felt way to short but I'm glad I have more issues to read :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Rember if you like this review and want to buy this issue or more just go to www.paradoxgirl.com or go to www.hanacomics.storenvy.com I plan on buying one of the shirts they have for sale so I can wear it to work and show it off to people :).

Things I learned from this issue. Not to let yourself kick you out of bed and make you sleep on the couch. And if you're snoring keeps you awake just kick yourself out of bed so that you can sleep in bed. Also polar bear trumps wolverine and wolverine trumps mouse.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #12

This issue opens up with Saturn killing some guy dressed as Santa. I take it that guy insulted him somehow? Next we go to Deadpools Christmas party. Really Deadpool did you have to invite Captain Hydra? I mean who likes him anymore? If you raise your hand you support his evil ways so I better not see any raised hands. Haha that shirt that Deadpool got for Hawkeye was epic. I'll take it if Kate won't. Oh shut up Captain Butch Face. If you hadn't of overreacted he'd still be alive. Yes it's all her fault and no I'm not joking. Jeez Saturn isn't having the best day. I mean ya he killed that couple but at least they got a tree in their apartment. I mean if he looks at that it should make him happy cause he just made a miracle happen. Man I'm surprised that Captain Hydra is showing Miles how to use a vacuum instead of killing him with it. Though he might've planted a bomb in it so I'd tell you not to take it home Miles. Um Spider-Man and Deadpool I think the idea is to stop Saturn not anger him and cause him to grow. The next half of this issue is Spider-Man and Deadpool gambling and partying with Saturn. Wait he brought those people back that he killed? But now that couple doesn't have a tree in their apartment :'(.  This issue ends with Captain Hydra telling a sleeping Miles how the salesman tried to sell him a robot vacuum. So all we need to stop Captain Hydra is a vacuum? I mean look it had him glued to it. He couldn't keep his eyes off of it. Guys I know how to stop Captain Hydra now :). Artwork was great as was the story thus I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That I want to try Pool Fuel. It looks like that drink makes people have lots of fun :)

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Review: The Few And Cursed #3

This issue opens up with Jeb praying. I feel like if Red was real she'd beat the crap out of the people who say god makes people suffer to test them. Wait why does the little guy have the shotgun instead of the big guy? Like seriously who'd be scared of that little kid. Just like why are people so scared of chucky? He's a doll just kick him. Why is it that in the future there's always a group of people who watch fights? Like is that our future of how most people see it? That we'll become savages and beat the snot out of each other for fun? Guess we'll just have to wait and see won't we. Wait really that kid knows how to use a sniper rifle? Who parented these kids freaking Rambo? And we go back to my point of kids wouldn't be scary just as chucky isn't. Dam Red has some fight in her. I'd say she's my type of girl but I feel like if she was real and heard that that she'd beat the crap out of me. Jeez all that for two maps. I feel like her and Jeb could've just stolen them. And I know people would say but they're the good guys that wouldn't be the right thing to do and all I have to say is well it'd save Red from having to fight and have her pretty face ruined though at the same time I feel like she enjoyed the fight. This issue ends with Kaiu finding Hazel or her ghost. Now all she needs to do is find a TV with some static so she can put her hand on it and turn to Kaiu and say they're here. Artwork was great. As for the story it was fantastic. I can't wait to read more which is why I'm glad I pre-ordered the fourth and fifth issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Red enjoys fighting. Which doesn't surprise me since red heads tend to have a temper. But I hear that temper makes them rough in bed so ;)

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #19

This issue opens up with a rip in the page. Ugh really Gwen now how I am I supposed to sell this and #18 in the future? They're not in mint condition anymore. Can't you just lightly turn the page instead of ripping them?  Anyways Gwen and Teddy go back into the comic where they run into the future squad. Guys maybe telling her would help her not become this big bad villain in the future that you guys hate so much. Really just cause she runs you guys decide to run after her. Haven't you guys learned that that's the worst thing you can do. I mean look she just ripped another page in the comic. If I ever try to sell this in the future some rich snob nerd will just scoff in my face when he sees the pages then he'll throw the book on the ground near my feet. Hey quit looking at me like I'm crazy. Heck even Gwen knows that her ripping pages is bringing the raiting of this comic down. You know Vinnie has a point which brings me back to my point of you guys should just tell her what she becomes so she can avoid it. Jeez Miles has gotten rough in his old age. Man that future he explained sounds pretty cool. Hey don't give me that look of what do you mean that'd be cool? Are you crazy?! No I'm not. I mean come on admit it it'd be a different comic from all the others. Hell Marvel could even make a mini series out of it. You think I'm joking but I'm not. I'd read her adventures as a villain. This issue ends with the evil version of Gwenpool entering the comic. You know Terrible Eye was right she got way better at that in the future. I mean she didn't even rip the page. Anyways artwork was great. As was the story :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That we should all make a petition to get Marvel to make a mini series for evil Gwenpool. Come on guys think about it it'd be fun to read till it ended. And I say mini series cause no one wants Gwenpool to stay a villain... Ok maybe one person but hey at least they'd get a mini series of her as a villain.

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Review: Geek-Girl #1

This issue opens up with Geek-Girl flying around looking for crime while talking on the phone with her friend Summer. Wait I thought it was illegal to talk on your phone whi- oh right she isn't driving so guess it's fine. Well Neon Girl just got fried. Wait so the lightning chick just zaps Neon Girl and doesn't try to make sure she's dead or even go after Geek-Girl. What kind of lame ass villain is she? Next Geek-Girl tells Neon Girl how she became a superhero. So you're saying if I go get drunk and play strip poker and win I'll end up become a superhero? Be right back guys I'm gonna go to a bar, get drunk and see if I become a superhero afterwards. Knowing my luck I'll just end up with a really bad hangover but it'll be worth it. Who names their restaurant or fast food joint Munchers? Like was the owner higher than a kite when he came up with the name? Anyways Geek-Girl tries to show her other friends that she's a superhero when she wears glasses. Um that didn't go so well. I mean she basically flipped their table so anyone in their right mind would be scared shitless after watching her do that. Nah Geek-Girl I don't need to save me from the guy pointing a gun in my face. I'd rather him shoot me instead of you getting angry and flipping a table onto me or punching me in the face and making my skull cave in. Who is this Pit Bull guy and what kind of powers does he have? This issue ends with Geek-Girl doing something really stupid. Artwork was good. As for the story it was interesting. Definitely not like regular superhero comicbooks so I'll definitely keep reading. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. No review tomorrow or on Christmas. Not sure if I'll post after those two days or just wait till the new year hits but if I post before the new year then I guess you guys will be lucky :).

Things I learned from this issue. That good things can happen if you go to a bar and get drunk. So basically I need to start drinking at alot of bars during my free time.

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