Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #25

This issue opens up with Gwenpool using Silver Surfers surf board to take out some villains. Ok odd place to open at. What happened to where we left off?

Oh ok I see now. We get to see Gwen talk to herself. Yep she's answering back which means she's crazy. I still like this crazy hero though unlike my crazy ex.

We get to see some of Gwenpools adventures such as Gwenpool vs Green Goblin. Can we seriously get a one shot of Gwenpool vs Green Goblin? I'd read that Shit.

We get to see Cecil become a real boy again. Can you guys still make a plush of him when he was a dog or a pop. I'd seriously buy either one. Don't look at me like I'm crazy. You'd buy one too if they made that pop or plush version.

This issue ends with Gwenpool talking to her biggest fan who's really old and then we see Gwenpool go back in time to talk to herself. Artwork was amazing. As for the story it was heartwarming. I tried not to spoil alot. And yes it is out of oder here but that's cause I wanted to talk about some of the pages that really stuck with me. I'd suggest getting this issue cause it's one you can read when you need to cry a little and then smile. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Favorite page: I might keep this in future reviews I'm not sure though. But if you'd like me to keep it let me know. Anyways I really liked the page with Spider-Gwen :). Why? Well cause Spider-Gwen is my favorite :).

Things I learned from this issue. That I want a plush or pop of Pig-Gwen. I'm sure alot of other people do to. But seriously they need to make one if they haven't yet.

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Review: Children Of Eldair #3

This chapter opens up with Iva waking up. Man she went right back to bed. I would've been yelling where the fuck am I!.

Guys I'm pretty sure they'll eat anything you make. Though I've heard that angels don't need to eat so it surprises me that they're all worried about getting them something to eat.

Dude why would you go and pull a sword on someone who you thought was an angel? Plus if you think they're angels what makes you think a sword will do the trick? Man now I get the feeling that if I yelled in Eldair I'd get my head chopped off.

I feel bad for Embera. Like sure my parents still remember me so I haven't experienced what she has but just reading that scene made me sad. I'm starting to like Iva now. Like dam she shut the princess up in a second.

That scene where everyone is watching them eat was funny. Wait Eldair has three moons and the moons have hearts? Now I definitely want to go to Eldair. I'll just have to remember not to yell or else I'll have my head chopped off or a sword in my throat.

Well that was a scary ending to this chapter. Poor Embera has the worst things happen to her. Is she cursed or something? I get that her friends are with her but none of them seem to be going through or have gone through what she's gone through. All Indri lost was a trophy. As for Iva she doesn't seem to care about where she is or what she lost and Embera had both her parents forget about her and slam the door in her face, then she got attacked, attacked again and put into a coma. I feel like there will be more but so far that's all I've seen happen to her so it seems like she's having the worst time.

Artwork was great. I loved seeing the landscape in that one scene. As for the story it was good. Iva had some good moments that made me think I'd hate to piss her off. Indri had scenes that made me chuckle a little and one that made me think twice about yelling in Eldair. As for Embera her scenes made me feel sad. So all I all it was a great chapter. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. If you like this review and haven't read the series yet what are you waiting for go over to www.eldair.com and read it for free. Heck if you feel like it she has her store linked on the site so you can click on it and buy this awesome book. Do it trust me you won't regret it :).

Things I learned from this chapter. The food looked weird but I'd still try it. I know they said it was fish but it didn't look like fish. Looked like slime but I'd still eat it.

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Review: Darth Vader #19

This issue opens up with Triple-Zero giving a speech to all the other droids. I feel like Skynet has read this online and decided that it'll be better than Triple-Zero.

We go to Darth Vader vs the wonder twins. Oh shit Morit just pushed Aiolin into the lava. I mean I didn't like the twins in the first place but that was rude. I feel bad for her.

I had to laugh at Baron Rubixs men. Those droids made them shit their pants just like the robots will do to us when they finally rise up.

I mean did Baron Rubix really think he'd get to live? Sadly he's now dead and his daughter gets to take his place. I don't think she'll be as cool as Queen Trios.

This issue ends with Inspector Thanoth sending Vader a message. Well that's not good. The artwork was amazing. As for the story it was really really good. Loved all the action. Sadly I feel like the next few issues will bore me but since this one was so good in my book I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Queen Trios is one of my favorite characters now. I feel like her and Blodreina could slaughter a whole army. Though if it was Blodreina vs Queen Trios I feel like Blodreina would win. I mean no one is as badass as Blodreina. Long live Blodreina.

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Review: Redd Velvette #1

This issue opens up with Lass and Redd Velvette on an island. My question is what else did Lass use to make the soap for the bath that Redd Velvette is in? I mean she said later on in the issue that if they didn't get it off quick enough it'd burn her.

I want the little love shack that Lass made. You're looking at me all confused like why would you call it a love shack and not a shelter? Well cause they just made love in it. But that's not the reason I want it. It's got a fucking skull on it that's why.

We get a flashback to when Redd Velvette got mutinied off her ship. Already seeing Ramson I know I don't like him and hope she one day kills him and gets her ship back. Though I also want her ship but I'd settle for being part of her crew.

Haha she just crushed Ramsons balls. Oh dear god that scene was funny. And the crews face and comments afterwards was the best. Like dam don't fuck with Redd Velvette unless you want her to crush your balls.

We see Lass and Redd Velvette jump overboard and get saved by Captain Demona who died and became one with the sea. Looking at her I'm thinking to myself yep I'd let her eat my soul. Why you ask? Well cause she's got nothing on so she could do whatever she wants to me. Oh so that's how they ended up on that island.

This issue ends with Lass and Redd Velvette hugging and they declare the island Redd's Island. I'm gonna be honest here. I want to go to Redd's Island now :). Artwork was great. As for the story it was funny and good. Like yes it's got two girls that half the time don't have clothes on but that's not what made me like this issue. Redd and Lass did. I'd be part of their crew in a heartbeat :). I'd suggest buying this series. If you have a kickstarter find Joe Pekar and ask if you can buy issues 1-4 I think there's four currently out and I hope there will be more. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

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Things I learned from this issue. If Lass or Redd gave me sad puppy dog eyes I'd do whatever they wanted. If my ex ever tries that though I'll tell her to blow it out her ass or to get bent.

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Review: Outcast #21

This issue opens up with Reverend Anderson getting hit on the head. You think he'd get smarter after everything that's happened but he's still close minded and stupid in my opinion.

Dam Reverend Anderson is in a  shitty position right now. I'm sure Sidney enjoys when he gets to tie people up and either torture them or kill them like he's gonna do to Reverend Anderson.

Dam Reverend Anderson has alot of fight in him. Like seriously half this issue is him and the demons fighting. Still don't like him though.

Wait so Reverend Anderson sets the house on fire, fights Sidney some more and Sidney just lets him free Kyle. What about the great merge? Though I am glad Kyle got set free. He's probably gonna have alot of nightmares about Sidneys sex dungeon.

This issue ends with Kyle and Reverend Anderson running after a wild Brian. Artwork was great. As for the story not to bad. I'm glad we're finally done with the issues involving Sidneys sex dungeon though. To many more issues and Outcast would've become the next fifty shades of grey. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Reverend Anderson can be badass at times. He's still stupid though.

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Review: Axiom Man #1

This issue opens up with Axiom Man reparing one of his gauntlets. I'm hoping I like this issue cause I've only seen him in like three or four Paradox Girl issues.

We get to meet the villain of this issue. Her name is Maxidrone Override. Her drones are pretty cool. Also does any of the banks she go to not have any security guards? Cause this one looks like it doesn't.

We get a bit of an action scene between Axiom Man and Maxidrone Override. Wait so he takes out all her drones except the one that he gives back to her... Why give it back if she's just gonna get arrested? Oh so that's what C.R.A.Z.Y is. I thought it was what is happening to me now ever since I broke up with my crazy ex after she cheated on me and used me. Why does she drive me crazy you ask. Well cause I still love her after everything she's done and that drives me crazy. Like stop loving her self.

Man I think I really just went crazy or I'm tripping on acid cause I swear that Axiom Man went to candy land or something. Maybe this whole comic is laced with shit that makes people trip. I litterly am confused by what happened in those next few pages. All I know is the whole place is made of candy and my fat ass wants to eat it right now.

This issue ends with Maxidrone Override agreeing to work for C.R.A.Z.Y and Axiom Man going home. The artwork was pretty good none of the colors hurt my eyes. And the story wasn't to bad mind you it's not as good as Paradox Girl in my mind but I wouldn't mind reading another issue or two if they make more. I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That I want that fairy's gun. I mean I'm pretty sure I was tripping when I saw the fairy but still I want her gun.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #17

This issue opens up with Spider-Man, Isty and Deadpool all talking to themselves or different people. We see that Spider-Man is talking to a little girl, Isty is just talking while she kills people and Deadpool is loosing his marbles after dying and going to hell. At least this storyline I'm following. The last two issues confused the hell out of me but that's because I wasn't reading that big crossover.

Next we see Spider-Man and Deadpool talk. Man Mephisto must be all powerful cause for Deadpool to not rember that he's the one that added Spider-Man to Weasels evil plan makes me think he's got more power than anyone in the Marvel Universe. Or maybe when it comes to Peters life he holds that much power. I still think that Peter will realize in the future that the deal he made with Mephisto was the best one cause him and Gwen should be together.

Really Spider-Man you'd put Deadpools daughter in danger. You jerk. Hopefully Wade can stop the transmitter in time.

The next few pages are of Spider-Man vs Itsy Bitsy. These scenes are brought to you in part by a shit ton of heavy dialogue. Oh cool Deadpool joined the fight again.

Dam Spider-Man is dark he just flung Itsy Bitsy into his Sun-In-A-Box. This issue ends with Deadpool and Spider-Man fighting each other. Artwork was good. As for the story it was really good. In an odd way I like this dark version of Spider-Man. Oh and the action scenes were dope as hell. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Spider-Mam must think the Spider-Man suit Doc Ock built is cool cause he still has it. Though in my opinion this Spider-Man will never be as cool as Supieror Spider-Man. Sadly both of them aren't as cool as Spider-Gwen.

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