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Sunday, April 14, 2019

Review: Scooby Apocalypse #5

I would never want to date Daphne. Why you ask? All she does is talk. Now don't get me wrong it's ok for people to talk but when all they do is talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. Well eventually you want to hit the person over a head with a frying pan until they shut up.


Well dam alot of shit just went down. And for the rest of this issue it was pretty much just shit hitting the fan. Which was ok but not that good. But I'd definitely suggest reading this issue. The artwork was ok. As for the story it was ok but not the shit so I'll give this issue a 7 out of 10.


Favorite Page: when Scooby attacked one of the Devil-Thingees. He'd be a dam good guard dog.


Things I learned from this issue. That Daphne also reminded me of my ex. Hell my ex yelled at me all day yesterday. I'm pretty sure if I'd seen her in person she would've thrown something at my head as well.






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Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Review: Darth Vader #24

Are you giving Vader a blessing Cylo? If so I don't think it'll work. I have a bad feeling about your ending.


Dam I never knew Obi-Wan could be so murderous. Also think about this for a second ok. What if he had killed Anakin and snapped after he did it thus becoming Darth Vader. Wouldn't that have been a weird ass twist. Dam now that's making me think even more.


Well no shit you're accustomed to killing children. Hell if you hadn't killed all those kids at the Jedi temple then you wouldn't be accustomed to killing them.


See told you I had a bad feeling Cylo. Well that ending just made this issue lose a point. Artwork was great. As for the story it was awesome. I loves being in Vaders head. As for the ending I have one thing to say FUCKING KILL DOCTOR APHRA ALREADY! I give this issue a 9 out of 10.


Favorite Page: When Vader came out of the lava. Shows you how badass he is.


Things I learned from this issue. That girlfriends or wives tend to bind you in some way. Kinda like my ex did and still makes me feel. I feel like Vader did when he was bound in chains in his mind. The only way I'll ever be set free is if my ex admits what she did wrong without an excuse, pays me back and gives me back all the stuff she stole from me. And no a sorry does not cut it.






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Monday, April 8, 2019

Review: Oberon #3

Wait why is the bacon trying to eat Bonnie? I feel like Bonnie should be chasing after the bacon and not the other way around.


Oh good Oberon saved Bonnie. Maybe he's not so bad after all. Though I still have a bad feeling about him. So did he kill the pig after tying it up in the string? Is that what they're eating on the next page?


We finally learn how Nicholas became Oberons servant. Really dude your whole family pretty much died but yet your happy cause you're alive and go on adventures with a fairy. I'm pretty sure he'd enjoy hanging with that fairy from twilight. Well that's a scary ending. The artwork was great as was the story. I still want to eat that giant pig. I know he's a human and pig that became one but all I see when I see that pig is bacon. Sorry mouths watering. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page:  The scene where they're all in the skull house eating. Seeing it that close just makes me want it even more.


Things I learned from this issue. That my ex-girlfriend would not be a good mom. I mean look she killed that little girls mom. I also learned that I wish I could cut out my own heart. I know if I really did it I would die. It's my way of saying I wish I couldn't feel anything anymore cause I'm tired of the hurt. Just wish it would end.






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Sunday, April 7, 2019

Review: Outcast #26

Well of course Sidney is dead. I mean he pushed the reverend to that point. I mean I highly doubt that the reverend was just gonna let him run free after everything he'd said and done.


Careful Allison you don't want to say something that'll make the reverend mad enough to kill you. Oh don't give me that look. Sure he's got a set of balls but that doesn't mean he knows how to use them properly. I'm pretty sure all she'd have to do is tell him goodnight later and he'd gut her like a pig.


I have a bad feeling about Simon. I mean I already did after the scene with him talking to his wife but still. Maybe him and the reverend will go on a killing spree later in the series. Well that ending has me excited :). Artwork was great. As for the story feels like things are gonna start getting more intense and interesting as the issues go on. Hopefully I'm not wrong. I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: was the scene where Simon explains to Kyle how their powers work.


Things I learned from this issue. Not to fuck with Simon unless you want a broken neck. I mean I feel bad for Scott but at the same time I'm like haha he deserved it.





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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Review: Superwoman #1

I have to say that Superwoman is hot but seeing her lift that tractor makes me not want to hit on her. Not for fear of having the shit beat out of me but fear of her being hella rough in bed. I think I'll stick with Women who don't have powers of any kind oh and ones who don't lift weights. See above for reason why.


Man my ex girlfriend did alot of damage to Metropolis. Glad I'm not dating her anymore or else she would've blamed all that damage on me. Hell she still thinks she did nothing wrong by cheating on me and using me for my money.


I'm sorry Lex but even with that suit you still have a higher chance of dying than any Superman. I mean unless you got kryptonite in that suit somewhere. But still someone could blow up your suit or hack it. See I told you.


Well they got lucky. Also um Lex basically made that ship so couldn't they say he caused everything to go wrong. I mean sure he stopped my ex girlfriend but that doesn't make him good does it? Well shit. Shit just hit the fan and went all over the place. Artwork was good. As for the story it was ok. I still think this issue could've ended with all the blame being put on Lex and him being thrown in jail again. But hey he helped stop my ex girlfriend so I guess he gets a pass. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Seeing Superwoman fly. No reason why. Maybe cause the artwork was just gorgeous. Or maybe cause Superwoman is hot and I got to see her fly.


Things I learned from this issue. Sure Superwoman died but another one will take her place. Hell if there can be a shit load of Spider-Men and Woman then Superman and Superwoman can get a shit ton to. Also if one doesn't replace her she'll just come back. I mean lets face it DC and Marvel will never get the balls to kill a charcter and keep them dead. Or just replace them entirely with new ones.







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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #22

Actually Carrot Top sex can be fun. Sometimes it's fun and then your ex cheats on you and uses you and then it's not fun. After that it's sad. Do I regret the sex? I have no clue. But what I'm saying is is murder is not as good as sex.


See this is why Deadpool is awesome. Even when he's in a game where he could die or more so lose alot of body parts and end up with alot of holes he's still happy.


Carrot Top you shouldn't have done steroids man. I mean sure now you're big and strong but in a few years of taking that stuff you'll end up losing your manhood. Oh hey it was just a robot. So I guess he gets to keep his manhood but still doesn't have a soul.


Haha they gave Carrot Top to Mini-Cyclops. That's fucking hilarious. Well the artwork was good as was the story. Lots of action, comedy and near death moments that will make you glad to be safe at home reading this and not in Murderworld. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite Page: Had to be when Deadpool let himself get shot by the fighter planes. I think I like watching him get hurt or lose limbs.


Things I learned from this issue. That Spider-Man and Deadpool could survive one of the traps from saw. I feel like they'll be in the next saw movie.







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Monday, April 1, 2019

Review: Plume #16

No Vesper don't go into the light. Yay she's still alive :).


Wait so Dominic didn't mean to shoot her? Well that's good. For a minute there I thought him and Azeel would be working together. Well fuck Dominic just died.


Yay Corrick got his powers back. Sadly he wasn't able to bring Vesper back. Poor Corrick. I feel your pain man. Heck this page is pulling at my heart strings. Oh hell yes Vesper is back :).


The ending to this issue was nice. It put a smile on my face. Sadly the smile won't last long with my depression but at least it's there for now. The artwork was great as was the story. This issue beats the reader down for the first half and then lifts them back up in the end. So it's definitely worth the read which is why I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hey if you like this series then you should definitely go back Hope volume 1 on Kickstarter. It's only got three days left and is 700$ away from unlocking the dope wrap around cover. Oh and you can now add T-shirts to your pledge so go back Dirk and K.lynns new book at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2133322697/hope-volume-one-mother-kickstarter-exclusive-editi?ref=discovery_category


Favorite Page: was when Corrick and Vesper kissed. I mean I knew it'd happen I just thought it'd take alot longer but I'm glad it didn't :).


Things I learned from this issue. Never fuck with Vesper and Corrick. Those two are over powered as fuck now.







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