Review: Geek-Girl #1

This issue opens up with Geek-Girl flying around looking for crime while talking on the phone with her friend Summer. Wait I thought it was illegal to talk on your phone whi- oh right she isn't driving so guess it's fine. Well Neon Girl just got fried. Wait so the lightning chick just zaps Neon Girl and doesn't try to make sure she's dead or even go after Geek-Girl. What kind of lame ass villain is she? Next Geek-Girl tells Neon Girl how she became a superhero. So you're saying if I go get drunk and play strip poker and win I'll end up become a superhero? Be right back guys I'm gonna go to a bar, get drunk and see if I become a superhero afterwards. Knowing my luck I'll just end up with a really bad hangover but it'll be worth it. Who names their restaurant or fast food joint Munchers? Like was the owner higher than a kite when he came up with the name? Anyways Geek-Girl tries to show her other friends that she's a superhero when she wears glasses. Um that didn't go so well. I mean she basically flipped their table so anyone in their right mind would be scared shitless after watching her do that. Nah Geek-Girl I don't need to save me from the guy pointing a gun in my face. I'd rather him shoot me instead of you getting angry and flipping a table onto me or punching me in the face and making my skull cave in. Who is this Pit Bull guy and what kind of powers does he have? This issue ends with Geek-Girl doing something really stupid. Artwork was good. As for the story it was interesting. Definitely not like regular superhero comicbooks so I'll definitely keep reading. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. No review tomorrow or on Christmas. Not sure if I'll post after those two days or just wait till the new year hits but if I post before the new year then I guess you guys will be lucky :).

Things I learned from this issue. That good things can happen if you go to a bar and get drunk. So basically I need to start drinking at alot of bars during my free time.

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Review: Darth Vader #13

This issue opens up with Vader blowing up some rebles and a tank. See this is the type of things I expect to see in a Darth Vader book cause this is what he would be doing. Not those boring missions where he just talks to people. Jeez Leia Luke could be dead or hurt and you seem to care less. Like I'd never want her as a friend I mean heck with that attitude I'm surprised she didn't kill Han after they got together. Maybe there was some darkness in her. Oh cool Vader just took out a speeder. Oh look a scene with Aphra and her toys. Lets just skip that part shall we. Um no Luke I think you're tripping on that acid you took earlier man. Jeez kid walks into a temple and thinks he can feel dead people there. Haha really he fell for that now that is funny. It sucks that he's the one who took out a Death Star and made his father turn on his master. Oh um that sounded dirty. Anyways artwork was good. As for the story it was good but it still had Doctor Aphra so not that good. I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Leia freaked me out in this issue. I mean jeez I'd be scared to even be near her right now. She might be worse than my ex and trust me she has a fuck ton of loose screws so that's hard to beat.

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Review: Plume #10

This issue opens up with some guy named Hunter talking to Vespers aunt or grandma I can't remember. Also hopefully I spelled her name correctly. It's been a long time since I've read this great series. Next we go to Tegan and Vesper who are out in the snow. I'm guessing K.lynn watched frozen before she wrote Tegan lines cause she just told Vesper that they could build snowmen. Now yes I know she didn't directly use the line of do you want to build a snowman but she still mentioned building one so I rest my case. But no Tegan it looks like Vesper doesn't want to build a snowman and neither do I so don't ever mention that again. Really Dom you've been using Corrick to help you rob people. I'm pretty sure that's not what the necklace is used for. Dom dies later right K.lynn? Or at least something worse than death am I right? Dam Corrick just let Dom know who the boss was. I'd say why is she wanted but then I remembered that her grandma or aunt is looking for her. This issue ends with Dom and Corrick getting in a fight and losing something that probably shouldn't fall into the wrong hands. Artwork was great. As for the story it was dope and I want to read more but sadly I have to wait till I review this again. I mean I could read it but I'm forcing myself now to read it right now. But yes you guys should definitely read this series. Next time I'll have to find the link for the site you can buy it on so that if you guys want and have money can but all the volumes of the omnibus. Anyways I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That even if it snows and some red head like Tegan asked me if I wanted to build a snowman with her or told me that since there was snow we could go build snowmen I'd still get angry and tell her no no matter how hot age is. No just no ok. I don't want to build a snowman so don't ask me.

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Review: Outcast #15

This issue opens up with the Reverend still in jail telling Brian that the devil himself gave him the scar on his chest. I agree with Brian Reverend saying that out loud makes you sound crazy so stop it. Heck I know I sound crazy when I tell people I'm a pony. Hey guys just so you know I'm a pony. Next we go to Megan who gets asked questions by two officers who seem pretty nice actually. I mean you can see they don't believe her answers but at least they're not getting in her face calling her a liar so that's a good thing. Kyle I think Reverend Anderson is rubbing off on you. Heck sometimes I look at people when I drive. Now if I looked at them when I drove and started driving my car right at them or parked my car and started chasing them then they'd have lots of reasons to yell what the fuck you asshole. I love how Sydney keeps playing denial is my favorite game. That's the game my ex loves to play. Also because of Sydney next time I accidentally bump into someone and they cough up tar I'm gonna think they're a demon. Don't worry Megan Mark didn't have the demon in him so chances are he'll live and still be able to walk or just die. I mean do you think you guys will ever be able to get things back to normal after what happened? And if so then he's one forgiving guy. This issue ends with Kyle telling Allison something important about their daughter. Kyle I got that 5 or 3 issues ago dude. I'll add that to the notes I made for you man. Artwork was good. As for the story not alot went on but it wasn't boring or bland so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Never get rough when roleplaying in bed. I mean look at what happened to Mark.

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Review: Paradox Girl #1

This issue opens up with us watching Paradox Girl sleep. I feel like a creep doing this so can we just go to the next page please. Ahh thank you. We see Paradox Girl get ready. Geez how does she live with herself? I'd go crazy if I lived with myself. Are waffos really a thing? I know walffes are a thing but are waffos a Chinese version or something. Don't you hate when you want to eat your favorite food but then you end up eating your favorite food so now you can't eat your favorite food cause you ate your favorite food. I sure hate that. Next we see Paradox Girl in the shower and then we go back to her sleeping again. Hey look at that she's getting dressed again. Also now I understand who's shadow was there on that first page at first I thought it was mine but I'm glad it wasn't. Don't you hate when you wake yourself up? I know me to. We get to see Paradox Girl fight herself over time for the last waffo. Don't you hate when you eat your favorite food so then you can't eat your favorite food and then you end up in training. Well that training lesson was short. Ok guys we go back to Paradox Girl laughing on the couch, then back to her fighting herself to a giant monster stepping on the last waffo. Don't you hate when you get your favorite food after eating your favorite food only to have a giant monster step on your food. Wait really a sword to the back took that giant monster down? Was it magic? Will this be answered in a future issue? Anyways guys guess what? We go back to Paradox Girl getting ready, asking about who forgot to replace the last waffo, two Paradox Girls laughing in the couch and Paradox Girl eating the last waffo. Don't you love when you eat your favorite food after eating your favorite food making it so you couldn't eat your favorite food till now. I know I sure do :). Artwork was great. As for the story it was funny and whacky but the good kind so I give this issue a 10 out of 10. If you want to read this issue and the other issues just go to www.paradoxgirl.com or you can go to hanacomics.storenvy.com there are currently six issues out right now so go get them.

Things I learned from this issue. That I could live with myself. I mean at first I was like nah look at her life it's crazy. But then I'm like wait it's probably crazy for her to live with herself cause she's crazy and I'm not so I think I'd be able to handle living with myself.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #11

This issue opens up with Deadpool playing poker against Penn. Another filler issue seriously gu- whoa calm down there Penn your getting way to close to the page there bro. I'm scared he's gonna come out of the comic and run a sword through me. Has Deadpool ever broken the fourth wall like this? If so please let me know so I don't buy that issue or two if he's done it more than once. Seriously I almost shit my pants when Penn for that close to the page. I'm just glad he doesn't have real magic of I'd probably have a sword through me right about now. Deadpool he beat you cause as the man just said he's the one writing this issue which somehow gives him power to break the fourth wall more than you can if he writes himself in the issue. Next we see Deadpool pretend to be Teller. Um Penn sir won't they see how fucked up Deadpools hands are? How are you going to explain that to the audience? Hey don't switch scenes on me I want answers. I did not find the scenes with Spider-Man and Teller that interesting. Mind you it wasn't bad it just wasn't something that had me bouncing in my seat when I read the pages. So is Tarot gonna be a new villain that shows up every so often whenever a filler issue happens. Yes I'm saying she's only good for filler issues if they use her again. She doesn't seem that threatening is all I'm saying. Dude Penn shh. I swear you talk more than Deadpool. This issue ends with Penn & Tellers audience very angry. To see what they're angry about go buy this issue and read it it's definitely worth it :). Artwork was good. As for the story... It was pretty funny and good for a filler. Penn job well done man. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That if Penn ever wrote it directed a Deadpool movie and gave himself a part in it he'd probably get way to close to the screen and scare the shot out of everyone. Actually I don't know if everyone had the same experience when he did that. But I know if that happened in a Deadpool movie I'd shit my pants.

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Review: The Few And Cursed #2

This issue opens up with Red running into trouble at the San Andreas Border. I'd ask why they wear those gas mask if she can walk in that town and be just fine but they probably wear it to scare people off. Next we go to the present where we see Red with some old guy named Jeb. Oh ok um those flash forwards are kind of short for awhile. I found her battle at the San Andreas Border to be more interesting. Not saying the other parts aren't but dam she just took out a whole town on her own. We go back to the present and actually stay on it this time. How did their fire not start the ship on fire? I mean it's made of wood. Though then again maybe they knew to wet that area down or something. If not though I'd like to know why it didn't just go up in flames. Wait so the little girl was so worried about the fire attracting the crows that she had to run over and put it out yet when all the people she's with start getting killed off she just lets it happen. See she even gave herself to one of the crows. How does that scene make any sense. Like would she not want to be taken by those things instead of just going to it. Was she thinking the one would be her friend and give her a hug? Again I'm confused but oh well. Maybe in a future issue it'll make sense. Now if I saw one of them big ass crows I'd only get close to it so I could stab it over and over until it was dead and then I'd cook the crow and eat it. Bda bbba I'm loving it. Dam now I'm hungry for a big ass crow. This issue ends with some other dude joining Red and Jeb. Artwork was pretty good. The story was ok except for that confusing scene but still definitely worth buying and reading. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Red is pretty badass. Her and Rowan from Black Magick need to team up. Also that I want to find a big ass crow, kill it and then fry it. Then I'll make my own food chain where I sell big ass fried crows. It's big enough to feed your whole family and then some.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #18

This issue opens up with Teddy arriving in the Marvel Universe. Wait so they went into the universe together. I'd say she never mentioned it but I guess where as she thought she killed him that she wouldn't want to mention his name to the readers. Anyways foor the first half of the issue we get to see how Teddys experience went. It would've been cooler if he ran into Spider-Gwen. Yes I know she's not part of this universe but she's way cooler than Spider-Man. So ya if I ever ended up in a comic I'd want to meet Spider-Gwen or Mr. Rhee heck even Thelma from Tales Of Mr. Rhee would be cool to meet so I could try and get that awesome Blade from her but then I'd probably end up dead. Sorry getting off track her. Dude what did you want her to let those men in black do? Kill her? For some superheros especially Gwenpool it's kill it be killed so cut her some slack man. Wait really The Terrible Eye takes over Doctor Stranges job in the future. Wait does that mean she's gonna get her own series soon? I hope so. Yes I'd read her series. She's weird but cool. Cool Gwenpool just gained the power to go in and out of comics, panels and even the real world from what I'm getting. Wait does this mean she's cooler than Deadpool? Cause I don't think he's ever done that. If he has please correct me cause I'd like to know if I don't go and google it after I write this review. This issue ends with Gwenpool ripping the page within her own comic. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was great. I love this arc. I still feel like these future issues shouldn't exist if she's back in the real world but now that she's back in the comic or has been all along then that means order has been restored so I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That this issue isn't in mint condition anymore. You may ask me why or stare at these words like bruh are you high? But no I'm not want to know why? Well I'll tell you anyways. It's cause Gwenpool just ripped a page within this issue which means it'll never be in mint condition :'(.

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Review: Black Magick #11

This issue opens up with Laurent and Alex going back to her place. For all his talk about witches it seems like he'd be hesitant to even step foot in ones house or even talk to one but here he is doing just that. Alex you stole my saying. Yes I tend to say fuck a duck alot. Fuck a duck, fuck a duck, fuck a duck. See told you. Wait did the white chicks spell freeze time? Dam she's powerful. I would not want to fuck with her. She's powerful and creepy. Come on Rowan get the upper hand somehow. Wait does the white chicks kind really eat people? I highly doubt she meant what she said to be sexual. Dam poor Rowan is having a hard time getting the upper hand. Heck the white chick just invaded her mind. Oh dam. Finally Rowan for the upper hand. Ah I see that when Thanos snapped his fingers it killed the white chick to. I have to say the colors for those pages were beautiful. You should definitely buy this issue so you can see those beautiful pages. So what exactly does the hand of glory do. At least if I remember correctly that's what that thing was called. Also how come the creepy little girl and the woman who was with her didn't help the white chick when her and Rowan were fighting? Were they making more old ladies dry hump things? Thing we should go help the boss? Na I think she's got it covered. Anyways I'm having way to much fun making these old ladies day hump things. When boss gets finished and comes out and sees this she'll burst out laughing in tears so no problem at all. Jeez now I know never told fight Rowan. But yay she won. Haha Morgan more things happened than just you hearing Rowan. I wonder if later he went home and was like huh it also feels like someone stuck their tounge down my throat. Well Morgan you're now on Rowans shit list. Also dam Rowan is pretty powerful herself. Note to self never piss Rowan off. Artwork was great and so was the story. This is definitely my favorite issue in the series so far. I'm sad that right now they haven't released issue twelve. I want that shit now. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. To avoid pale white chicks who wear all white and have short hair even if they are hot. I don't want time to freeze when I'm near one and have her stick her tounge down my throat without my consent.

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Review: Vader Down #1

This issue opens with a conversation between Darth Vader and Doctor Aphra. Ugh. Guess what I find her character boring. Who thought it'd be a good idea to add her to the series. Like I think I'll just skip any page she's now on. Dam that scene where Vader took out the rebel pilots was awesome. That's the type of stuff I like seeing in this series. Wait he didn't sense that the pilot with enough balls to come at him head on was his own son till it was way to late. Does this mean the dark side of the force ain't all it's made up to be? Like I get Vader is cool and all but that proves that he should've never joined the dark side. Dam those are alot if dead pilots. I also found the scene with Han and Leia to be boring. Ok I need a noose. Like one more scene with Doctor Aphra and I'll hang myself. We get to see Vader take out more rebel pilots by using the force and sending debris at them. This issue ends with Vader surrounded. Artwork was ok. As for the story it was half and half for me. Not to bad and not to great so I'll give this issue a 5 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That unless you are Luke Skywalker, trying to take Vader down is pointless and will end in you and alot if other people dying.

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Review: Rags #1

This issue opens up with our main character Regina naked and lying on the floor with people pointing guns in her face. They recording a porno or something? Or are they like dear caught in the headlights when looking at her naked body? Haha that little boy is funny. He thinks it's gross seeing a naked woman yet his dad and the other guys seem to enjoy it. After they finish the porno and let her up we watch her get angry and rage out. Is she ginger or a red head? And please don't say they're the same thing cause I've heard they're both different. But then again I could hear wrong. Heck maybe gingers and red heads are the same. I mean it'd explain why red heads have a temper and are so good in bed. Dam now I'm never gonna date either one. Dude I'm sure cleaning up her face and giving her your jacket don't make up for you hitting her in the face man. You owe her lots more dude. Man Reginas boyfriend is a dick. Like no seriously I wanted to hit him over the head with a frying pan repeatedly. Sorry just hate guys like him. This issue ends with my prayers being answered. No seriously I wanted her boyfriend to die and he did. Hey he was a dick sue me. Artwork was really good. As for the story it was great. I have to admit while reading it I was making little jokes in my head. Ones that I want to make here and probably will but I hope they don't come off as rude or make the writer think I don't like this series cause I do but man he's asking for these jokes. Anyways I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That it wasn't the hillbilly town Regina was in that didn't like clothes it was the writer. He just wanted her to be naked cause he knew it would get money from the horny men. Well sure you're right. I bought this issue and enjoyed it and want more.

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Review: Outcast #14

This issue opens up with Sidney talking to Holly. Dude that page was creepy. Litterly gave my chills. I mean heck even just looking at the cover for this issue gives me chills. We go back to the Reverend and Kyle. Wait Mark is still alive? Jeez him and Tony don't like to die easy. Man I'm surprised Megan didn't start yelling food! I want food right now!. Heck that one page of her face made it seem like she was stoned out of her gored. Wait if I smoke pot or eat a pot brownie would that allow me to be possed by a demon? Or is being possed by a demon gonna become a new type of drug. Next thing you know people will be meeting drug dealers in one of them pentagrams. Hey there you want to be possed? I got one demon that'll fuck your body up in all sorts of ways and I have another that'll allow you to float when you're sleeping. I suggest that last one so you can scare the shit out of anyone who walks in your room. Anyways Kyle and the gang go to his house to find Sidney standing over a sleeping Holly. How does that officer not find that to be creepy or weird? Dude just casually shakes his hand like ah man your cool I do that all the time with my kids to and I'm sure Hollys parents are the same. We get a short scene of the Reverend beating the crap out of Sidney. Did Kyle calling him out on shit actually make him see the light? Also I'm sure that part made Robert Kirkman very happy. Dude Kyle don't ditch Holly. I get your not her dad but dam dude she asked you to stay you ass. I don't care if that nurse is possed by dem new demon drugs you sit down and stay with Holly till her dad wakes up or dies. This issue ends with the Reverend in jail thanking the lord. Dude why are you thanking him? Sidney is still alive so thank him once Sidney is dead or out of that dude. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story not to bad. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That being possed by a demon is like being high. Hell even after the demon is out of your body you'll still have a few hours there where you're stoned out of your gored till you either want food or need to find a loved one.

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Review: Norah #1

This issue opens up with our main character Norah in a dark place. Wait is that really what the inside of minds look like? Jeez normally when I go into my mind for a bit it's bright and full of light. Unless I'm feeling down then it's not. We find out that Norah is in a little girls mind trying to find her so she can bring her back to her parents. Yo lady I get that you want your daughter back but I don't think yelling at Norah will help. You're lucky that she's not the type of person who'd just walk away from a job after being yelled at. Yay she got their daughter back to them :). This issue ends with us getting a flashback of.... Oh no that isn't good. Nope not good at all. To see what I'm talking about going buy this issue for yourself cause it's definitely worth it. Artwork was really good :). As for the story it was also good. I've never read anything that Kasey Pierce has written before. Only interviewed her but I have to say I enjoyed this issue and now I need to buy the rest :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Take a drug that gives you the power to go into other people's minds so you can earn lots of money from saving people's children. I mean look at how much Norah made. $4,000. Although don't get the drug injected into you while you're next to a loved one.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #10

This issue opens up with Spider-Man and Deadpool in Deadpools clubhouse. Dam I want to go in Deadpools clubhouse. Wait Spider-Man plays overwatch? Jeez I thought he would've been one of those old people who says dam millennials thinking if they mutter it under their breath very loudly mind you that no one will hear them. Sadly people do. Wait how did you find the means to contact Patient Zero Spider-Man? Also you thought he's a villain if I invite him over nothing bad will happen. Sadly you're wrong dude. See told you. Itsy Bitsy just killed him. The rest of this issue is them fighting and talking with her while they fight someone sadly I don't know how to review that half. It was a good fight scene though. This issue ends with Deadpool blowing up his clubhouse. No dammit I wanted to go in there :(. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was also good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Itsy Bitsy owes Deadpool a shit ton of money. See with how much she owes him it means he had so.e dope shit in that clubhouse and I'll never get to see it :'(

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Review: The Few And Cursed #1

This issue opens up with Red ridding her horse in the desert. You know who else hates sand Red? Darth Vader does or Anakin whichever name people like to go with. We go to the past where we see Red go to a bar. It's funny how some people would say those days were the good old days but that whores day doesn't look like it's going so good. Dam Red got aim. We learn that Red is a curse chaser. What is that? I feel like that could be a new drink for people who drink alcohol since some people have to have a chaser with their shot. Jeez no wonder you don't get passerbyers anymore. I mean if I heard of a town that had a giant snake who ate people I'd avoid it like the plague to. Next we get a few pages of Red vs the giant snake. I hate snakes so if I was her I would've been like nah bruh I'm out. You all are screwed and can fend for yourself. Peace I'm outie. Wait the giant snake was really a dude. That's very creepy. Man Red made the bartender shut himself when she pulled out that fan and put it in the bar. Jeez Sammys mom is a bitch. He's just a kid. Hate people like that and yes I've known people who are like that and I hate their guts. See I would definitely take the job with the crows cause birds don't scare me so I'd be able to do that job no problem. Them birds are big though. This issue ends with Red at a boat in the desert. Wait did the water just dry up in the blink of an eye while it was on the ocean? Man this world is crazy and I want to know more about it. Artwork was great. As for the story it was really good and I can't wait to read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. To avoid towns with giant snakes. Oh hey you'll love our town we have some great sites to see. Oh we also have a giant snake that eats people. Sadly it's not very popular with the people around here and no one likes to come here anymore. I have no clue why that is do you? Ah hell nah dude I'm outta here peace bro. You're definitely screwed but best of luck man.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #17

This issue opens up with us seeing that Gwen works at a theater. Sometimes I feel like working at a theater or comic shop would be pretty interesting but then I'd miss all the friends I work with right now. Man that parmesan hot dog choppers sounds good. I almost drooled on the comic when reading the page. Funny thing is I just ate so why'd that make me hungry? Anyways Gwen lets us or herself know that she can see the word blocks when she thinks and she even sees the title to. I'm still confused how #16 and #17 exist in the first place. I mean if she's not in a comic book anymore then how is she still in a comic? How do I know about all the previous issues and know who she is and like her so much. Ouch this makes my head hurt please make it stop. Haha that lady on the train is probably thinking that Gwen is tripping... Or am I the one tripping since these two issues shouldn't even exist since Gwen is back in the real world now. Oh cool her dad got her a table or something at comic con and here I was thinking he was an ass last issue for getting after her. Gwen your dad has some weird dreams. Hmm. Maybe he's tripping to. Um Gwen maybe you should've thought... I mean talked out loud about what you were going to do once you started thinking alot and what exactly you'd do with the word block once you made it and had it so that you wouldn't end up falling out a window and ending up in a hospital. Dude Teddy why'd you rip those pages out of her notebook? Had some rich dude saw her drawings and liked her work he could pay her tons of monies to draw stuff maybe even got the comic she's in and yet not in. Next we get a few pages of Gwen making me feel like I'm having a bad trip. Yo Gwen please stop. Ahh how'd that panel get there. Holy cow there's three of you. Note to self stop taking stuff that makes you trip out man. No Gwen your brain isn't breaking mine is. I've lost it. I've finally lost it. Artwork was good. As for the story as confusing and brain hurting as it might be I did enjoy it. I was actually looking forward to reading this issue even though it shouldn't exist. But I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That if I start seeing my own thoughts in word blocks I'll talk out loud about my plan and what I'll do with the word block once I have it. Though knowing my luck I just went crazy so if I do see my thoughts in a word block it'll probably be in a park with lots of people and then I'll just end up stealing someones balloon and start running around saying hey everyone look at my thoughts in this word block! This means I'm in a comic!

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Review: Black Magick #10

This issue opens up with Rowan and Alex sleeping. Next we go the the hospital where Morgan and his wife are. Great the yellow eyed people are all there which means shit is gonna hit the fan. Haha that scene with the old lady was pretty funny. If you want to see what I'm talking about go pick up this issue. Man Hawthorne is one angry cat. She's got a truckers mouth to go with that anger. Though I do understand why she's angry. Ok now I really want this cat. I mean it'd suck knowing someone broke into my house but at the same time it'd be helpful. That little girl with the yellow eyes and sewn mouth is still creepy. I mean heck she has mind control or can hypnotize people so that just makes her worse. Yay they baby was born but now I wonder what's gonna happen to it and why those things will happen. Laurent isn't killing anyone inhumane? I mean is there really such a thing as a nicer and gentle way to kill someone? If so let back to me and let me know. I don't think that'd help in court if someone killed someone. But judge you don't understand I smothered the person with a pillow so it was a gentle and nice death. You make it sound like I burned the person. What was the little girl and that chick doing when they looked at Rowan? It's almost like the movie director for the new Star Trek movies came in and said this book needs some lens flares right here. Though he's right it did but still what were they trying to do to her? Oh come on not the baby. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was really good. I can't wait to read the next issue yet at the same time I don't want to cause a new issue hasn't come out yet. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you have a baby and receive a gift from someone you don't know or don't know who gave it to you guys then it's probably best to throw it away or you'll end up like Morgan. Frozen and unable to stop some freak with yellow eyes from taking your baby.

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Review: Darth Vader #12

This issue opens up with Aphra still in the space storm. Guys I have a good feeling she'll survive. I mean I don't like her that much anymore so I hope they kill her off but I highly doubt they will. See told you she'd live. Next we see Vader take out one of the rebels ships with his own lightsaber. Dam see that type of shit is what makes Darth Vader do dam cool. Lets see Kylo Ren do that. Dam Vader you just got the twins in trouble. I also want those two to die. I don't like them that much either. I highly doubt they can take out a ship with their lightsabers. This issue ends with Darth Vader meeting with Doctor Aphra and not killing her. Wait why not? Dude she withheld information from you you should be cutting her to pieces right about now. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was better than the other issues but sadly not top notch so I'm giving this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Lord Vader is hella badass. I also learned that he's not as murderous as people make him out to be. Which actually makes me mad cause I thought if you pissed him off or did something to defy him that he'd kill you in the blink of an eye and not look back. Shame Vader shame.

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Review: Dark Fang #5

This issue opens up with Samael pulling a sword out of the cloth. Phew for a minute there I thought it'd be something else. Why is it that when villains go in for a kill they monologue? Like no just kill. Haha that scene with her jellyfish dress was funny. Dam she sucked that dude dry. Karma's a bitch. Oh hey we finally found out her name. I mean I wasn't sure if Valla was her name so I'm glad they finally confirmed it this issue. Next we get a few scenes of her castle taking hits from a rail gun. Wasn't that a weapon in halo? Yes I played halo as a kid and would still play it if I had a game system. Jeez don't mess with Valla she just took out that rail gun like it was nothing. Sadly her victory gets rained on by holy water. Poor jellyfish dress and Toby. Wait what's Samaels book doing? Dang looks like she died. I mean cool trick book but if all your gonna do is glow then that's not ver- oh so that's what it did. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story it was good. Yes I enjoyed the ending to this arc and will definitely be coming back for the next in July. Hopefully the next arc will be way better and not as confusing. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't fuck with Valla cause she'll take you out just by the snap of a finger kinda like how Thanos did in the last avengers movie. And heck now that she has Samaels book maybe she's more powerful than Thanos. Hmm maybe she'll be the one to stop him in the next movie.

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Review: Outcast #13

This issue opens up with Mark telling his daughter that everything will be ok over and over. Dude you and the reverend need to learn that no matter how many times you say it'll be ok or that you're not afraid doesn't make it so. Heck I could sit in a corner in my room rocking back and forth saying I'm a pony. I'm a pony. I'm a pony. Yet see I haven't turned into a pony now have I. Oh no not Sidnie. We go to Kyle and the reverend where we see them try light and cold bath water. Um ya no Kyle from what I'm seeing that's just making stuff worse. See now the demons trying to kill Megan. Hopefully you get a notebook in the future and write stuff down so you know what does and doesn't work. Here Kyle I'll start it for you.
Kyles notes on exercising demons.
Shit that pisses the demons off and doesn't work as well as I thought it would:
1: Light.
2: putting them in a bathtub full of cold water. Ya I learned the hard way that the demon will them try to crack the persons head open. Maybe have more people to help or don't let it get that far.
Shit that does work:
1: Me touching them.
2: Me crying on them
3: Me beating the crap out of them. Normally when I do this they can move freely afterwards.
Anyways next we see Mark come back. Dude did you just leave your daughter at Kyles house alone. Also finally the reverend is making sense. Sadly Mark didn't listen and is now dead. Yep Mark you're right you guys will work it out. Sadly working things out caused you to die. At least I think he is I could be wrong. Phew Kyle finally got the demon out of her. See reverend it was all thanks to Kyle and not god. This issue ends with Megans daughter waking up in Kyles house to find out that she's not alone. Well I have a feeling her life will go to hell after this night. Artwork was ok as for the story it was ok. I'm glad Kyle didn't beat the crap out of Megan and that she's able to walk. Sadly she'll have a bad headache and should probably see a doctor. Also should they tell her the bad news or later? I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Kyle needs to take notes and do his homework or else when he exercises demons in the future more people will die. So until he does he should probably do it alone and make sure no one else comes in while he's exercising the person.

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Review: Night Trap #4

This issue opens up with Cindy letting us all know that Tony is still alive. Seriously? No seriously how is he not dead yet? Dude just let go. You see that bright light go to it your suffering will end. You'll end up in a better place... Actually what if the bright light people normally see is hell fire? I mean if it's hell fire in his case then his suffering wouldn't end would it. Now I have questions about going towards the light. Yo Kelly you had a weapon and ran instead of taking the dude out. Next we get a scene in the woods where Kelly basically relives her past and gives Cindy a pep talk. Is there a series that Kelly was in before this? If so let me know cause I want to read it. Also I don't think I've ever read this writers work until now and I'm interested to see what other stuff he's written and if it's as good as this. Anyways back to the issue. Dude Tony die already yo. Wait was his last word yo before he died. Seems like a lame word to die on. I'd rather have my last word be fuck! Or oh fuck!. Oh ya dam knew Kelly had it in her to... Um stab the hillbilly, set him on fire, turn her back to him and get a machete through her. Kelly that my dear is a noob move. I thought you were more experienced than that. Ah come on really the burning hillbilly is still alive. Later on we see Cindy run back into the woods and run into some dumb chick with an axe who monologues instead of just going in for the kill which gets her killed by one of the traps they set up. Like seriously she knew the trap was there and that Cindy had avoided it so why'd she just stand in the way instead of I don't know moving. Phew finally the hillbilly died. Yay Kelly is still alive. I'm sorry but I laughed when Cindy pulled her up with the machete still in her. Like yo you could've killed her then. One more item to check off on our list guys.
√: The hero or heros/heroines survive the murder spree but sadly the monster comes back to life and follows them home till the next movie or one killer gets left behind and follows or just murders another group of people.
Artwork was pretty good. The story was also good. I really enjoyed this series. I felt like it was well written and had alot of cool scenes in it. I'll probably buy the trade in the future. I suggest you guys do the same to it's well worth it. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That if you're ever in a horror movie or comic just make sure you have some tough chicks with you like Kelly and Cindy cause they just survived this series so they'll know what to do in this type of situation.

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