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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Review: Doomed #6

This issue opens up with my ex girlfriend screeching at Doomed, Superman and the alpha centurion. The alpha centurion tells everyone that the monster is called a mother herd. Is that name supposed to be scary? Cause if so it doesn't strike fear into me it just sounds dumb. Next we see the monster take a swing and Reiser jump right into it's fist. Well he just screwed them all. Whenever I hear the alpha centurion talk it makes me want to put my hands through the pages and choke the life out of him so I don't have to be annoyed by him anymore. Anyways we see Superman and the alpha centurion attack the monster at the same time stunning it a little. The monster throws a ship at all of them sending them underwater. Note to self never fight with Superman and the alpha centurion they both suck. Next we see Reisers aunt walking and her dog ouioui leap out her hands and runs towards the fight that's going on. Next we see Reiser save Superman before he drowns. Is it me or is Superman even more loser than he originally was? Reiser ends up taking care of the monster. Still don't make him cool either. Anyways next the annoying sparkling fairy comes and says he's gonna destroy Reiser. Well looks like you missed your chance cause Superman knocked you out. Superman tells Reiser to stay put so star labs can get him and fix him. Wait is he changing on his own snd talking? I would have tried that on the first or second try instead of worrying a whole ton like he did. Reiser says something that makes Superman decide to give him chance and not take him to star labs. This issue ends with Reiser in monster form jumping through the city with his aunts dog on his shoulder. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh. I give this issue a 3 out of 10. I'm so glad this series is over and off my pull.

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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Review: Starfire #3

This issue opens up with a guy lost at sea spotting a ship and calling for help. Geez if this ever happened to me I know I'd just drown right away so that's why I'll never get on a ship. We find out the cast aways name is Soren Hook. With that last name it makes him sound evil. Well guess him shooting that guy just proved my suspension right. Next we see Starfire in a pool getting all the genomes at the bottom and asking Sol if they're tribute statutes of famous people. No but they sure can be creepy sometimes. Sol takes Starfire to her new place and explains how everything works. If you ask me I think Sol is gaining feelings for her after the kiss they had. Next we see Starfire go to the store and spend a lot of money on groceries. Jeez hate people like this guy. Like you can tell he just used her lack of knowledge to get a lot of money from her. Note to self avoid people like this in the future. Next we see Sheriff Gomez running down the street to get to a ship that crashed on the island. Starfire flys Sheriff Gomez to the ship. Oh look it's the ship that was at the beginning of the issue. Starfire flys Sheriff Gomez to the top and blast the door open for her. Damit I hate when people drink to much and try and eat something with ketchup. I mean look this guy passed out and got ketchup all over the place. Oh... wait it's actually blood. Sheriff Gomez sends Starfire to the blue monkey where a ton of guys, a girl and even a... wait really a cat bought her a drink? Note to self go to a bar with a cat and see if it buys me a drink. Next we see some chick explain why everyone is buying Starfire a drink. We see a red monster attack the blue monkey. See why I never want to live in a place like this. This issue ends with the chick telling Starfire that her name is Atlee and that the monster is after her cause she buried it in the ground. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. What do you mean I can't bring my cat in a bar? Come on I just wanted it to buy me a drink.

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Monday, December 21, 2015

Review: The F1rst Hero #4 ( Fight For Your Life )

This issue opens up with two of Big James men being taken out by the extrahuman task force. See kids this is why you don't do stuff that's illegal cause you'll end up in prison or worse. Next we see Colonel Kirkson take a rocket and shoot the door down. Geez the government in this series sure likes to let the extrahuman task force do whatever they want. Next we see the extrahuman task force and Big James men get in a fight. Oh crap her comes Odinson the crazy three armed man. Note to self never fight a three armed man on my own. Wow after losing a few men Kirksons men got smart and killed Odinson by tasing him. Note to self if I ever get in a fight with a three armed man just get lots of tasers and use them on him cause three armed mens weaknesses are tasers. Next we see Copper shoot Pete in the head and hit Jake over the head with his gun dislodging the jammed bullet. Note to self make sure none of my friends will pull this crap on me. Wait one might.. shit! Copper leaves before the extrahuman task force finds him and kills him. Anyways we see jake take one eft members mask and take both of them head on knocking them out. Jake steals one of their suits and manages to get out of there without being caught and killed. Copper calls Jake and tells him to come to his penthouse. Jake goes to Coppers penthouse which is a mess. Do it now Jake! Kill Cooper for what he's done! This issue ends with Copper killing himself and Jake taking his money and riding off in the night. Artwork was good. Story wise good ending. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember don't be friends with people who will turn around and kill you when they have the chance.

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Saturday, December 19, 2015

Review: New Suicide Squad #14

This issue opens up with Bonnie in shock after Sage clicked the terminate all button. Well that was a sh- oh ok they're all still alive so I'm guessing Amanda Waller did something so Sage couldn't blow all there heads off. Which is really good cause I wouldn't want Harley Quinn to lose her head. Don't give me that look. Harley Quinn is crazy and beautiful and doesn't deserve to die. Next Amanda Waller goes to Deadshot and tells him that she'll get a truck so they can put Parasite in it. We see the suicide squad in a church. Well guess that proves that churches don't kill bad people on the spot. I mean heck I consider myself to be bad and walked in one today and didn't die. Or maybe that means they're all good and not bad which would mean that I'm not bad either. Amanda Waller tells them that they need to take down Sage. Well no suprise there. I mean my ex is named Sage and has done a ton of bad things. Amanda Waller also tells them that she disengaged the neck bombs which makes all of them attack her. Note to self never work with people who I just put bombs in them disengaged or I'll end up getting attacked by them. Next we see Sage talking to his boss and his boss telling him thst his part in all of their plans needs to happen now. Well looks like Amanda Waller is handling herself pretty well. Harley takes some swings at Amanda but ends up getting her own hammer smashed into her face. Don't you dare hurt Harley Amanda Waller! Deadshot hits Amanda on the back of her head sending her to the ground and the rest of the suicide squad kicking her. Do it Deadshot pull the trigger and kill her. Amanda tells them all that she also reprogrammed the neck bombs so that if she dies so do they. Note to self never work for Amanda Waller. This issue ends with Sage talking to Manta and convincing him to help him destroy Amanda Waller. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to see what happens next. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hopefully Harley gets revenge on Amanda for her hitting her with her own hammer.

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Friday, December 18, 2015

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 7 ( Plush )

This episode opens with some guy watching a football game while his wife does the dishes. I hate guys like this. Like dam spending time with your wife and helping her with stuff is more important than a football game or anything. Anyways the jerks wife takes the trash out. If you ask me she should just kick him out. Next we see a person wearing a bunny rabbit mask bring jerk a beer and then smash it on his head. The jerks wife comes back in to see the rabbit with a knife leaning over her dead husbands body. If you ask me he got what he deserved. Next we see Sam praying and Dean walk in on him praying and ask him why he's doing it. Dean gets a call from Donna about a killer easter bunny. Hey I know of a channel on youtube that has the easter bunny eating a little girls dog so maybe it's that easter bunny. Donna tells Sam and Dean that they weren't able to get the mask off the guy. Note to self never put a mask on myself unless its a clown mask cause those are alright. Next we see a jester take some weights to the coaches head. Note to self avoid jesters. Oh hell ya it's a clown. Be right back I'm gonna get some popcorn. The clown ends up finishing the job and killing the coach. That scene where Sam was in the elevator with the clown was pretty funny. Dean talks to the jerks wife and learns that him and the coach accused a guy named Chester of touching their kids inappropriately. Dean goes back to Chesters sister to get the rest of the story. Chesters sister tells them how she called the jerk and the coach in hopes thst they'd just scare Chester which failed and resulted in him dying. Next Chesters sister get attacked by her son who is wearing a stag head. Note to everyone kids can be creepy sometimes. Dean ends up getting the stag head off max and having Sam burn it. This episode ends with Sam telling Dean that he thinks god is telling him to go back in the cage. This episode was pretty good my favorite part was the scene with the clown. I so wish I had that mask and costume. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. If you ask me I think the darkness is trying to trick Sam into going back into the cage so he won't come between her and Dean.

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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Review: Batman Beyond #3

This issue opens up with Matt telling Nora that he doesn't think Tim Drake deserves the suit and doesn't know if he can trust him or not. Next we see Brother Eye prying into Tim Drakes mind showing us his past. Damit why does he keep saying eye instead of I? That's annoying and makes me want to bash my head into a wall to try and get the stupid out before I become stupid. I mean seriously how can a super smart computer villain miss use the word eye so much. It makes me think Batman was doing drugs when he made btother eye. Anyways Alfred comes back online and shocks Tim so he can get out of the chair and destroy it. Dam I wish I had that suit. Dam Max Gibson is annoying to. No no the lodge is not love, it is not all and I definitely won't accept it in my life so please just shut up. Inque and Batman fight. Wait whos that chick with Brother Eye? We find out that the chick is Inques daughter named Deena. Wait did Inque have her before she turned into the thing she is now or did some guy knock Inque up? Cause if he did it while she was that thing I imagine it'd be pretty hard to have sex with her that way. We learn that Brother Eye is on the moon with her as his prisoner. Batman tells Inque that he'll save her daughter if she helps him burn the place to the ground. Inque helps Batman giving him the chance to save Max and Barbara Gordon. Yes looks like team Batman won this round. Once Matt sees that Tim brought Max and Barbara back he stops doubting Batman. Next sirens go off around the city and Batman merts Micron. Who? I've never even heard of this guy. Guess I'll have to look him up online after this. This issue ends with Brother Eye taking over Batmans ia Alfred and telling him that Neo-Gotham will die tonight. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Eye totally can't wait to read the next issue. Damit Brother Eye get out of my phone!

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Review: Doomed #5

This issue opens up with Superman telling Jayne about doomsday and how he's been infected by doomsday before and how he thinks doomsday is back. Sure he's back but less cool. Jayne tells Superman that Reiser got infected to. I have a feeling Superman is gonna try to bond with him. Next we see Reiser siting on the edge of his roof and his roommate ask him if he wants to go for a run. No thanks man I just ate a whole box of twinkies and would rather get fat then lose the weight. Superman finds Reiser and scans his body with some machine cause his powers aren't working as well as they used to. And that kids is why Batman will always be better than Superman. Though I hear Batman changed the bat look for robot armor that looks like a rabbit so ya. Anyways Superman tries to get Reiser to go back to star labs with him which makes him angry for some reason causing him to deck Superman. Note to self don't try and help people who turn into doomsday cause they'll just punch you. Next we see Reisers roommate turn into the alpha centurion. Is it me or is the alpha centurion just as lame as Reiser when he turns into Doomsday. Superman finds Reiser and sends him crashing to the ground. Boo just kill him Superman. This series is boring and just needs to end. Next we see the alpha centurion kick Reisers ass. Yes maybe he'll finish him off. Damit Superman why'd you have to stop him? This issue ends with a big monster coming out of the ground. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh needs to end. I give this issue a 5 out of 10. Hey why is Superman standing behind me like a creep?

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Review: Darth Vader #5

This issue opens up with Darth Vader and Doctor Aphra in a. Um a swarm of whale ships or something. I have no clue what those things are but they sure are ugly so I'll agree with Vader that they're an abomination. Next Doctor Aphra shoots a ion charge at one of the abominations. Next we see a bunch of gaurds standing at the ready waiting for whatever is cutting through the door to come through. Hold on guys don't shoot it's just c3-po... I mean triple-zero. Next we see Vader cut a hole in the abomination sucking all the gaurds out into space. Note to self never go into space. I definitely would hate to die in space. Vader sends some of his droids to the dojo and has some go with him to the barracks to take out the men. Well the droids in the dojo sure didn't last long. Vader goes in the dojo to find some jedi. Wait those aren't jedi those look like they're just machines with human skin on them. Next we see Vader fight them till Cylo shows up. Wait I thought he died. He's a robot with tons of bodies for real? This issue ends with the emperor showing up to watch the robots and Vader fight. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. If someone ever turns a dead whale into a spaceship I'll make sure to avoid it at all cost.

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Monday, December 14, 2015

Review: Hitlist #3

This issue opens up with Jordans parents and his brother dying. So he took the batman route and that's why he's killing bad people now right? Jordan wakes up from his nightmare which also wakes Cody up. Cody and Jordan have a talk about Rain. I get that she made the news twice but hey at least she gets the job done. Next we see some guy in prison get shot. We see our characters have a meeting. I have a feeling one of the people is gonna quit. Yep Mike just took the money and left. Cody and Rain have a short chat that results in Rain kissing Cody. Damit I wanted to see a full on make out session. Don't give me that look. If you're a guy and say you wouldn't like that you're lying. We see a cop shoot some guy with two girls. Well crap that guys not a cop he's one of the gang members our characters are killing. Cody goes to Jordan and tells him that she put a tracker on Rain so they can follow her. This issue ends with Thorne asking the two girls what really happened the night they were found. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. I hope we see a make out session between Rain and Cody sometime. Hey stop giving me that Judgmental look!

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Saturday, December 12, 2015

Review: Silk #7

This issue opens up with Silk sitting in Dr. Sinclairs room. Um is anyone else getting annoyed by that clock? Guys if I have to keep seeing this panel with the clock ticking I think I'm gonna smash it. Oh finally she's out. Next we see Cindy and Mr. Jameson talk about some kid who got busted and how he thinks it's her brother. I have a feeling he might be right Cindy so you should definitely go and see him. Next we see Cindy running up to the roof and taking off her bandages. Oh hey look it's her two coworkers who are dating on the roof. Wait are they really using the word selfi and taking a picture during the end of the world? I wouldn't I mean heck if the world is gonna end the picture you just took won't matter much. Note to people, if you ever see me in public and use the word selfi I will punch you in the face. Anyways we see Silk swinging through the city and saving a bunch of people. Note to self when the world is ending save a bunch of people before the world ends so your life will mean something in the end. Well looks like Silk is dead that bus just smashed her. Rage comes and saves Silk before she dies. I have to say he's pretty cool now... not! This issue ends with Silk finding her brother and spending her last few hours with him as the world ends. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Can't wait to read the next issue. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. No I'm not crying cause of the ending. I'm crying cause someone put hot sauce in both my eyes.
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Friday, December 11, 2015

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man Special #1

This issue opens up with Peter at fast food place trying to find the courage to ask a girl out. Wait is does Peter not have much courage when it comes to asking girls out? I thought Peter had enough courage for anything. Wait is he really talking to himself while he's waiting in line? Guys I think Peter has gone crazy we might have to send him to the funny farm. Darn to late Peter she walked away. Next we see Spider-Man swinging while singing to himself and holding a burito. Um wouldn't that be falling apart in one hand and be falling on all the people walking? Next we see Spider-Man stop and eat his burito. Next Spider-Man notices a flying island and some monsters flying out of it. Wait why are yoy leaving your delicious burito there while you fight crime? If I were Spider-Man I would have ate it as slowly as possible to savor it. Then I'd go and fight crime. Hate when people do that in movies and comic books. Anyways next we see Spider-Man go to the partk and fight flying bird monsters. Yes peta Spider-Man is beating up bird monsters better come out and stop him. Spider-Man meets Queen Medusa after she saves him from a bunch of bird monsters with her hair. Oh look it's the goat man from Narnia. We see a bunch of teenage superheros fighting the bird monsters. Damit peta come out here and do your job. Spider-Man meets all the teenage superheros and learns there code names. I agree with Spider-Man all there code names suck. Spider-Man and the inhumans go through a magical door to the floating island. I thought with goat man there they would have gone to Narnia. Oh hey look it's the vulture... what do you mean he's not the vulture? His name is Raven. Wait why is Raven from teen titans here in a marvel book? Hey don't give me that look. Raven is from dc comics not marvel. This issue ends with the vulture sending our heros out the sky island towards there doom. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Damit Spider-Man just swung over me with a burito in his hand and now I got pieces of his burito on my phone.

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Thursday, December 10, 2015

Review: Red Hood Arsenal #3

This issue opens up with Red Hood falling out a window and getting shot by one of Arsenals arrows. Note to self when fighting with a partner make sure the partner has a better way of saving me cause I don't want to get shot with something just to be saved. Next we see a bunch of people cheering at Red Hood. Well the sign with his face on it I mean. Well that's definitely gonna come around to bite them in the ass at some point. Yep knew it Tara Battleworth already came down on them and told them she can't hire them again. Is it me or is she a lot hotter when she's angry? Wait why are these creepy mimes in my book? Get them out of her they creep me out. Anyways we see Red Hood and Arsenal meet up with some guy working for their client named Underbelly. That name definitely makes him sound like a fat lonely man who just sits at home and plays world of warcraft all day. Just so everyone knows that game is stupid. If you play it you'll become fat and lonely. Red Hood and Arsenal meet Underbelly face to face. Oh hell no. What is that thing? Eww it's pimples are talking... I think I'm gonna throw up. Oh hell ya Red Hood just shot Underbelly. Damit it's still alive. Yes Arsenal juet took care of it for awhile. This issue ends with a giant robot beating the crap out of Red Hood and Arsenal. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I would so work for Tara Battleworth just to piss her off from time to time so I could make her angry and even hotter ;).

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Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 6 ( Our Little World )

This episode opens up with two teenage girls talking about school and parents. *shuders* oh how I hate school. So glad I'm out. Next we see Amara come and take Holdies soul. Next we see Crowley catch Amara going back into her room. Note to all teenagers don't sneak out or you'll be in big trouble. We see Dean call Cas as he's binge watching tv and tells him that him and Sam need him back in the game. We find out that creepy guy from last episode died. Sam and Dean go to the police station and find out that Goldie snapped and tried to kill her mom with a frying pan. Note to self don't piss off girls when they're holding something cause more than likely I'll end up getting the shit beat out of me. Cas watches the news and sees a video that Metatron recorded. Sam and Dean find out where Crowley has been keeping Amara and go there to kill her. I have a feeling that something is gonna go wrong and she'll get away. Cas finds Metatron and beats the shit out of him. Note to self never piss off an angel or their wrath will come down upon you. Oh come on Dean kill Amara! Don't stand there looking like an idiot. If you let her live then there'll be more soulless people soon. Sam has another vision. Sam didn't  your parents ever tell you yo stay away from drugs? See told you something bad would happen and that she'd get away. Dam you Dean next time kill her. This episode ends with us finding out that Amara is gods sister. Great episode. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. Hold on guys some guy is dying so I'm gonna go record him snd steal his money.

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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Review: Batman & Robin Eternal #3

This issue opens up with Red Hood and Cassandra fighting in a bar. Note to self don't be in a bar when a fight breaks out it doesn't look fun. Dick Grayson ends up stopping Red Hood before he has the chance to kill Cassandra. Note to self avoid Red Hood he looks dangerous. Grayson tells Red Hood about mother and the list. Next we see the scooby gang at the bat cave listening to Batmans message while Harper Row gets patched up by a robotic table. I would not go anywhere near that thing. I mean have you seen terminator. Next we see a flashback to when Grayson was Robin after he and Batman got gased by Scarecrow. Geez when you put it that way it maked it sound like he farted on their faces. Anyways we see Batman ask Robin what it was like when the fear gas took over. We go back to the present day where Matron tells Grayson that Poppy ate the nantes and made several calls to mother at the beacon tower where Bruce Wayne is getting welcomed home. Wait where's Cassandra going and why is she telling Harper Row to come with her. Note to Grayson find better baby siters your current ones suck. This issue ends with a chef bringing Bruce Wayne into a kitchen full of people with weapons. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Note to self don't become rich or people will want to murder me.

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Monday, December 7, 2015

Review: Hitlist #2

This issue opens up with Mike Brown killing the other bald men that showed up. Next we see Dominic and his wife. At least I think it's his wife on a date with some friends. We see Dominic get a text from Mike. I hate how people now a days go on a date and are always on there phone. Like hello get off your phone and be in the now. I had two exs do that to me then they'd complain about how I didn't pay attention to them or talk to them. Like well if you didn't have your attention on your phone you would have heard me. Anyways next we see Mike and Dominic talking in person about the other two people on their team. Next we see some chick walk into a stripper club and kill some other stripper. I'm sure all the lonely nerds were happy after seeing that panel. Though my friend would give me a whole lecture about how it's inappropriate and how she'd burn in hell for kissing that chick. News flash none of thag is true. Anyways back to the issue. Next we see the stripper also known as Rain take out one of the guys in a motel room while her partner shoots the other in the head. This issue ends with some guy showing his boss the footage of Rain and how she's gonna lead them to their problem. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember don't kiss the same stuff even if you're acting cause if you do you're going to hell... not.

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Saturday, December 5, 2015

Review: Deathstroke #7

This issue opens up with Deathstroke crashing through trees and face first into sand. Next we see a golden sowrd land in the sand next to Deathstroke. That's an awesome looking sowrd I wish I had that sowrd. We see Deathstroke kill some monsters that were actually just made of smoke. Some readers would probably see that part and think Deathstroke was tripping at that point in time and try and ban the book by saying it had bad content in it. Hey don't give me that look like there aren't people like that in this world. There definitely are and my aunt is one of them. I've even heard that some people wouldn't let their kids watch or read Harry Potter because it had witches and wizards in it so they said it was meant for devil worshipers. Anyways next we see Slade Wilson go to see his daughter and give her a note to give to Jericho. Wait is she really burning the note? Note to self be a better father then Slade Wilson. Next we see Deathstroke go to Paradise island where the amazons live. I have a feeling we're gonna see Wonder Woman at some point. Next we see Deathstroke find the tartarus and go inside it where he fights more monsters. Also for those judgmental people out there who try and ban books for certain material those monsters weren't made of smoke. Next we see a statue come from flames. If I didn't know what happened after it appeared I'd so want that statue in my room. Well dam it just exploded into pieces. This issue ends with Wonder Woman telling Deathstroke to surrender or die. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hey why is there a floating head in my room?

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Friday, December 4, 2015

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #18.1

This issue opens up with a fight between Hammerheads men and Tombstones men. Next we see Black Cat trying to convince all the men to join her instead which doesn't work. Hey I'd join her side. Don't give me that look she's hot. Next we see The Crime Master and his men give her some advice. Wait crime master for real? Who comes up with these names? Anyways next we see Peter Parker looking at some pictures while a little kid talks to him. Wait why is there a little kid in a prison for super powered people. Peter get that little kid out of there so she doesn't get hurt. Next we see Spider-Man looking for Yuri and finds her with mister negative. Geez I already feel like I'm in a negative mood after seeing him. Well he just made Spider-Man look like a fool by dissappearing like a magician. We see The Wraith and Spider-Man go to the jail to stop a break out. I have a feeling something bad is gonna happen. Dam Black Cat got Spider-Man good. Next we see The Wraith use some of scarecrows fear gas to help her take down Crime Masters men in the prison. This issue ends with a gun going off and Spider-Man coming to see the wraith with a gun in her hands. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Hey stop being so negative mister negative.

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Thursday, December 3, 2015

Review: Carnage #1

This issue opens up with Cletus Kasady at a diner. Geez watching him eat that sandwich is making me hungry for one. Next we see a news report come on about a chick named Manny who survived his first mass murder. We see Cletus get mad after he hears the news. Well dam he just killed everyone in that diner. Note to self never be in a diner when someone is mad I might get killed. Next we see Colonel Jameson talking to some chick about how Mannys bait and how their plan is gonna work out. Why is Eddie Brock there? Isn't he a bad guy? Oh someone else has the Venom symbiote now. Darn I wanted to see Venom and Carnage fight. We learn that Eddie Brock has a new symbiote named Toxin. I'm gonna have to look Toxin up online and see if he's cooler then Venom.  Anyways next we see a bunch of guys gaurding separate points get murdered one by one. Note to self never get in a fight with a Symbiote or I'll end up dead. Carnage ends up beating the crap out of Manny. Dam she just took a led pipe to his face. We see Carnage go in the grid and get hit by vibrations. Well that was an epic fail the ground just collapsed sending Cletus underground. This issue ends with Colonel Jameson and some men going down into the mines to find Carnage.  Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read the second issue. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I have to say Venom is still cooler then Carnage.

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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #18

This issue opens up with Spider-Man saving Sajani from the ghost. Next we see Spider-Man trying to fight the ghost but failing. Note to self never fight a ghost cause you'll just punch right through them. Plus Spider-Man should've known the attacks wouldn't work. Next we see Anna and the rest of parker industries team in Spider-Mans secret lab. Is it me or does it seem like villans and heros always have a secret lair. Anyways Anna and Clayton put on some cartridges to help Spider-Man fight the ghost. Geez Spider-Man ain't doing so good he's got some ruble on him. Note to self never fight in a building that is falling apart around you or you're bound to get caught under ruble. Look Anna and Clayton just saved the day. This issue ends with parker industries being completely destroyed. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. Hold on there's a ghost wanting to fight me so I'm gonna go punch through it till it decides to give up after seeing me fail so many times.

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Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Review: Batman & Robin Eternal #2

This issue opens up with Harper Row on the ground as the orphan stands over her. At least I think that's who he is. Next we see Cassandra Cain come in through the window and stop the orphan from killing Harper Row. Note to self never get in a fight with Cassandra she kicks ass. Next we see Grayson stop at Harper Rows apartment and call Matron to tell her what's going on. Wait did I just read that correctly? Poppy is a canable. Note to self never work with a canable they'll probably look at me like I'm food all the time. Grayson sees the fight going on and jumps his way up. Oh hell ya Harper Row just shocked the orphan with her taser gun. Grayson does a bad job at holding the orphan causing him to escape and Cassandra to go after him. Note to self never trust Dick Grayson with any job he'll fail at it. Next we see a flashback of when Robin and Batman first faced off against Scarecrow. Show this to your kids and they'll never go in a field again. Anyways we come back to present time when Dick Grayson and The Spoiler are stopping Harper Row from bleeding. Really why the name Spoiler? What kind of superhero gives themselves that name? Dick Grayson learns that The Spoiler is Stephanie Brown. This issue ends with Red Hood pointing a gun at Cassandras head. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Now I'm gonna bug the girls house I like with cameras and say I'm watching over her so she won't feel creeped out at all.

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