Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #9

This issue opens up with a bunch of animals getting lose from the zoo and having a meeting about how they're gonna be a new team of villains. Zoo animals on the lose as villains? Ya sadly I can see that happening. Next we see Deadpool and Spider-Man fighting the lose zoo animals while they talk about stuff going on in there lives. Wait how did Peter Parker have enough money to get two cars? From what I understand he pays his employees better than he pays himself so how'd he have enough money to buy expensive cars and get them detailed? Was Parker Industries broke after he did that? Man Deadpool and his wife have a weird sex life. I mean there sex life would be to rough for me. I mean I like it rough but there's is extremely rough. I agree Deadpool Spider-Man is being a little aggressive in this series as of late. I think it might be because he was in purgatory for awhile. Note to self go to purgatory, have someone bring you back to life and see if your whole attitude changes. Well this book just got violent. So wait is the new villains name Itsy Bitsy? Or something else. Eh guess I'll just call her that and if I'm wrong someone can let me know. Ok what she said at the end about them made me laugh alot cause it's wrong cause she kept calling them daddy yet so funny at the same time. Artwork was good. Story wasn't to great but wasn't to bad either so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you kill Peter Parker and bring him back from the dead he'll be more aggressive but he'll also buy you an expensive car. :)

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Review: Nvrlnd #4

This issue opens up with George and Chief Lily having a meeting with the mayor while he takes a shit. Ok dude just cause you own baby wipe companys doesn't mean you have to call a meeting just to prove it by taking a shit and wiping with one of the baby wipes. Next thing you know they'll be making commercials where people take a dump and then wipe with whatever toilet paper they want you to buy. I feel like Wendys mom won't really miss her when she's gone. Like yo they have an argument and then Wendy goes to Tigers party and Wendys mom starts packing her stuff. I guess her going to the party somehow was a bad thing? Honestly I don't see how it is but ok then. Man Hook is one creepy dude. Next we get a fight between the pirates and the savages. No not Logan and his brother Jake they're not that savage. Wait Hook really brought a bag big enough for a human? I mean I guess that makes sense. Man that was a short fight between Peter and Hook. This issue ends with George looking for Wendy. Wait this is really how this series ends? I feel like there's way to many lose ends that need to be fixed. I'm hella confused now. Did Peter get his shadow back or did he just take Wendys? And if he took hers did taking her shadow kill her. No you can't end. There needs to be more issues. Ending like this will only give you a bad rating. Artwork was ok. As for the story. Honestly it felt like this ending was going to fast. Felt forced and that's why it doesn't make sense. I'd suggest not reading this series unless you like horrible endings like this. I give this issue a 3 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That all in all I don't like this series. Man now I need to find some pixie dust after that ending then I'll be able to fly away from this series. Or better yet this series needs some pixie dust so it can fly away for ending on a bad note.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #16

This issue opens up with Gwens brother Teddy taking her back to the real world before she became part of the comic universe... Wait how is this issue even happening of she's back in our world then. I'm so confused. Wait is this issue happening to let us know how she became part of the Marvel Universe. Also if Marvel comics are a thing in her world how come DC never gets mentioned. Heck none of the popular indie publishers get mentioned either. Ahhh I'm losing my mind quit this. Oh hey that's cool to see Gwen in a comic shop. You know I never read secret wars. Heard it had to many delays and that all the new books started before it even ended and on top of that it didn't look that good or interesting to me. Was it good and interesting? It's a good thing the comic shop didn't hire her or else we would have never gotten Gwenpool who is awesome. Man I feel bad for Gwen. Don't cry Gwen everything will be ok. I hope. Wait so her brother took her back to the real world before she got sucked into the Marvel Universe so how does he remember what happened before? Shouldn't he not remember anything. Man this issue is gonna make me go insane. This issue ends with Gwenpool not getting sucked into the Marvel Universe. Ahhh this issue messes with the fabric of time I tell you. No really it does. I'm not crazy I promise. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story hella confusing but really good at the same time. I give this issue that probably shouldn't exist at all a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Gwenpool is a great series and knows how to fuck with the readers mind... Well mine at least. Anyone else go a little crazy reading this issue? No just me. Ok.

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Review: Black Magick #9

This issue opens up with an inspector inspecting J.P. Brandts body. My inspection is that he got shot and is now dead. I mean unless he's gonna become a zombie or something. Jeez I read the last issue a few weeks ago and even I can't remember what that guy was yelling. All I remember is that Rowan was a badass and shot him and then we saw the creepy little girl with her sewn mouth, yellow eyes and voodoo doll. Note to self never fuck with voodoo dolls or people that have them cause chances are they'll make one of you and use it to hurt you. Luckily my ex who said she was Wiccan didn't do any of that stuff though she did screw me over in other ways so I guess you could say she's a real witch. Really they're questioning her again. It seems simple to me. Dude flipped a table and started yelling like a mad man, shot some cops and then got capped by the badass Rowan. Did I miss anything? Also does this happen for every cop and detective? Even if they saved the day by killing said person. Man the baby must've really liked it's home to be there that long. Hopefully nothing bad happens to the baby. Man once Morgan finds out that Rowan went straight over to Alexs place after she was questioned that won't help her case of them not being lesbians. Well of course those people aren't the enemy. Heck if they were they would've capped her ass instead of going about things the way they are. Those that one guy seems like he just don't care and would shoot her when he gets the chance. Hopefully that won't happen. This issue ends with us finding out that Rowans cat can talk. Dammit now I want her cat. Artwork was pretty good. The story was also good. I hope new issues start coming out before I finish the final two issues of this arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Rowan has a cool cat and I want it. Hey what sometimes I get lonely and need someone to talk to. Not alot of people talk to me lately so it'd be nice to have someone or something to talk to.

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Review: Darth Vader #11

This issue opens up with The Ante and Doctor Aphra talking about the storms outside his base. I admit they do look pretty.  Wait how'd The Ante have Luke Skywalkers location? Wait now that I thought about he he probably wasn't that smart at this time and probably didn't know to not let his location be known. Man if all those rebles and Luke could quit going to bars and boasting about how he destroyed the death star that'd be great. Man hopefully Triple-Zero got those credits from the cheater after BT-1 killed him. Dam I thought that Kylo Ten was the only one who could use the force on a laser blast or whatever you want to call those. Oh come on Vader like she's gonna give you that info here and now knowing that if she does you'll just kill her on the spot. I don't like her that much anymore cause these last few issues feel like they focus more so on here instead of our main character but she's hella smart. This issue ends with Doctor Aphra going into the pretty space storms. I have a feeling she'll live. Artwork was good. As for the story it was meh. I give this issue a 5 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. When working with Lord Vader make sure to hold off on certain information in certain situations so he doesn't kill you on the spot.

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Review: Dark Fang #4

This issue opens up with a battle between Valla and Samael. Dam that book is powerful. That scene was pretty interesting I mean who knew you could fight vampires with a bible. Now I'm gonna have to find a vampire and fight it with a bible. I have a feeling it won't work so well since as I've understood only stakes, and sunlight can kill and hurt them. Wait there's aliens in this series now? At least I take it Commander Kozar is an alien since he looks like one with that big head of his. Next we get a few scenes of torture porn. No I'm being serious Samael chained Valla up, took off all his clothes and started branding her legs with sunlight. This issue ends with Samael grabbing a sword or something. I really don't see why he'd need a sword when he has that bible. Artwork was good. As for the story it was ok but not good so I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with Samael he's pretty unstoppable with his bible and he enjoys torturing people way to much.

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Review: Outcast #12

This issue opens up with Mark not wanting to roleplay with Megan and her getting angry and beating the crap out of him. Yo he said not tonight. I mean heck you were ready and growling before he got in the room. On top of that your growling woke your daughter up so it'll take her awhile to get back to bed which means if you guys get freaky and get it on while she's still awake she'll hear everything. That scene where Holly walks in on Megan beating the crap out of her dad had me thinking what if Mark just looked at his daughter and said look honey I got you a dog. Sadly it's attacking me though so I think we'll have to take it out back and get rid of it. Heck I know that's probably what I'd say. Next we get a flashback of Donnie choking Kyle and Megan beating Donnie over the head with a lamp. Dude why'd Donnie start choking Kyle? I'm guessing Donnie thought that since Kyle beat the crap out of his mom that gave him some street cred so if he beat the crap out of Kyle or killed him that he'd get all of Kyles street cred. I find it funny how right after the reverend prayed Kyle knocked on his door making the reverend think it was a sign from god. No dude it's not. Yes reverend Kyle is talking sense and your the one who sounds insane. I mean clearly Kyle's been the one getting the demon out of people and not your bible. I mean heck you didn't even use your bible when you guys went after Sherry. Wait so water is just as good as holy water or is all water holy water? Cause if all water is holy water then does that mean the people who don't like drinking water, swimming and showering are really demons? Note to self find someone who is possed and see if holy water and regular water have the same effect. Um Kyle I don't think you can reverse the tables when they start taking your energy cause to me it looked like you lost that fight with Megan. This issue ends with Kyle telling the reverend that what he thinks is bullshit and they'll find a way to prove it. I love how he called him out on that. Like yes finally. Also what is the great merge? Now I have to read the next issue for sure. But this issue is probably my favorite of the series so far just cause Kyle is finally ready to figure things out. Artwork was good. The story was hella good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. When your wife wants to roleplay in bed you should probably roleplay with her even if what your wife did woke up your child cause if you don't you'll probably get the crap beat out of you.

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Review: Night Trap #3

This issue opens up where the last one left off. I probably shouldn't have read this right after eating. Almost threw up like Tony did. I still find it odd that that gory scene in this comic actually upsets my stomach. Um Kelly once the lights go out you probably shouldn't cower in a corner. I mean it's good that you didn't just go and try to run out the cabin cause then you'd probably be dead. See at the same time I get what the others are saying when they want to get out of there but I can also understand why Kelly would break down like that even though it is not helpful at all. How did that trap not kill Tony? I mean at least he got a weapon from his trap which is better than what Ashley got from hers. Dam that burnt her and popped her eyes out. Jeez Tony is one tough cookie. Gets hit by a shit ton of nails and doesn't die, loses his leg in a bear trap and doesn't pass out. Did the writer have some aggression when his was writing this and decided to take most of it out on Tony? Ha knew one of them would save the day. But what happened to Kelly to make her so awesome? Really dude throws Kelly down and instead of killing her decides hey I see three other people I'll go after them instead of going after this chick who could probably kill me and all my buddies by herself. See dude should have killed her cause she just killed you. This issue ends with a boom. Really that's what finally kills Tony. At least I think he's dead. I'd actually laugh if he's still alive in the next issue. Artwork was ok. As for the story it was good and brutal. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you ever want to survive a murder spree just have Kelly from this comic come with you cause she'll be badass enough to save the day.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #8

This issue opens up with Deadpool and his daughter playing with her Deadpool and Wolverine toys. Aww how cute. Also yes I think in a future issue of All-New Wolverine they team up. Not sure if they do in an issue of Deadpool or not where he mentioned something about two issues. Maybe they did in hers. Not sure though. Hopefully Peter never ever finds out about the deal he made with Mephisto. I know some people probably think he should and that he and Mary Jane should get back together at some point but not me. In my mind his true love with Gwen Stacy. As for the Peter Parker in the renew your vows universe and ultimate universe  then ya him and Mary Jane are meant to be together. Next we see Deadpool steaking out Patient Zeros place. Where did Spider-Man get that costume. That one is pretty dope. Love how he scares the crap out of Deadpool. Next we get a fight scene between some monsters that are human and something else. Jeez hopefully scientist never become this crazy to actually experiment on people and create things like that. Anyways the fight scene was pretty dope. Haha poor Deadpool. Sounds like he'll have a painful experience using the restroom for a bit. This issue ends with me wondering who is that chick and why does she have blood bags full of Deadpool and Spider-Mans blood? Artwork was ok. As for the story it was pretty darn good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with Spider-Man when he's wearing the suit he wore in this issue. Though I would like to see this more serious Spider-Man in future issues.

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Review: Nvrlnd #3

This issue opens up with Cheif Lily finding Wendy out in the pouring rain. How'd her a Peter not die? Like seriously how are they both still alive and able to walk? I mean they didn't fall that far but they still fell and I feel like one of them should've broken something. Dam Tink has some good motor bike skills. Man hook was way to excited to connect with Peters shadow. Gave me goosebumps man. Note to self don't hang around Hook cause he's a creep and will give you the chills and probably some other stuff to. You know Mayor if you were really worried how that news made you and your city look professionally just be glad they don't hear your potty mouth. I wouldn't hire you for anything with that mouth. Why did Smee put that item on his head? That's not where that... Um never mind I think I know why he put it there now now that I thought about it. To see what I'm talking about you should probably pick up this issue and read it. I think last review I also put Peter under the creep category and this issue proves it. Like ya hiding in an alleyway and waiting till the girl you like walks by to grab her and pull her in the alleyway is probably not the best move man. Heck I'll record myself doing it and we'll see how bad shit hits the fan cause I bet you it will. Well Cheif Lily will probably die next issue. I mean if I'm right most the time in movies and books the dirty cop always dies unless they magically change before crap hits the fan. Hopefully she'll change. This issue ends with an old man kissing Wendy. Wait how come him not having his shadow makes him old? Did it just keep him young or did it make him young? And if it made him young even though he's old then ya he's definitely a creep. Cause only creeps go after girls who are younger than them. Artwork was ok. As for the story. It was good but also confusing and hopefully all will be answered in the last issue. I kinda feel like the last issue will be a battle of two creeps and I don't think I'm rooting for either creep at this point. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That waiting in an alleyway and grabbing a girl you like and pulling her in the alleyway with you will make her fall head over heels for you.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #15

This issue opens up with a flashback that helps explains how the gem from last issue works. Ah so I had it sorta figured out. Also if that chick really wants to see a Dwarve she can just come to my work we have a guy that is the size of a Dwarve or hobbit. I seriously need to google Kate Bishop and see if she has any books do I can really decide if she's a cool Hawkeye or not. Cause I'm gonna get that Green Arrow would still kick her ass. You know Gwen just cause it happens in your comic are you sure it'll get mentioned in others. I mean I've read almost every volume with Jane Foster as Thor and she never once mentions your name. Even Miles didn't mention your name in his series sooo. Next we get a car chase scene. I mean it wasn't that epic but it was alright. What is that purple furry thing? I get the feeling that wasn't the other vessel mentioned in the flashback earlier. Guess it's a good thing Cecil got sucked in that gem of else they'd probably all be dead by now. Wait so now that he's a purple furry creature what's he gonna do with the rest of hi- I mean the vessels life? When the vessel dies does he just stay trapped in the gem? I feel like they need to explain things better. This issue ends with Gwen going and surprising someone. Artwork was ok. As for the story it was actually pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That I want Ghost Riders powers or would at least like his awesome car.

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Review: Black Magick #8

This issue opens up with Stepan keeping Rowan under surveillance. I have a feeling that she'll find out what their doing and take care of them. Next we see Morgan stress eating candy. You know Rowans right Morgan if you eat to much of that sugary chocolate goodness you'll end up getting sick man. Really Morgan you thought Rowan and Alex were bumping uglies in the night. Also even if they were why would she need to be open with that? Like aren't you guys allowed to have a little privacy when it comes to your personal life? You know what I think I'll just walk into work tomorrow and let people know who I'm porking at the moment. They might not want to hear it but they'll have to deal with it. Oh and if they don't tell me who they're porking I'll get upset and feel like they're hiding something. Also Morgan even if she is hiding something she might be doing it to protect you. Sorry his moodiness got to me. Like I get why he's worried but at the same time he's acting like if she lies to him once the world will end. Wait what did Alex find out? I want to see. Darn it I'm guessing I have to wait till the next issue to see what she found out. This issue ends with a good old fashioned the bad guy runs away from the cops and gets gunned down scene. Man little girl with the yellow eyes and doll is still creepy. Artwork was good. As for the story it was really really good. I can't wait to read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If the police ever look for you and find you don't run unless you want them to gun you down on a busy street.

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Review: Darth Vader #10

This issue opens up with Vader and Inspector Thanoth at the Dragon's mansion. Yo Vader no need to kill the elephant in the room man. Well that was short time spent with Vader. Next we go to Naboo were we see Doctor Aphra and her droids torture and kill Commodex Tahn. I feel like her story about finding the awesome canon gun was real. No one is a badass their whole life. Is this the last we'll see of her and her droids in this series? To be honest I feel like they don't do it justice by being in it. Dam the way she insulted Padme made me think Vader would've snapped her neck right there. Artwork was good. As for the story still lacking. I give this issue a 4 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you want to make someone talk just build a droid like Triple-Zero and you'll have them talking within minutes. I highly doubt Green Arrow from the Arrow tv show could make them talk that fast.

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Review: Dark Fang #3

This issue opens up with Valla having a nightmare or as she likes to call them a dream. Um Valla normally when bad stuff happens in a dream we call it a nightmare cause we wouldn't want to really happen. But hey if you really want to make rivers of blood and kill off every living thing when the world comes to an end then be my guest. Heck I know if I was a vampire I wouldn't want that to happen. I have to say the pages with the senator and his security was pretty funny. And yes surprisingly this issue didn't leave me with alot of questions. Note to self never work in the oil industry. Wait did she really just kill the president? Note to self never become the president either. Dude punching that phone looks like it hurt. Note to self don't piss of whoever that guy is. This issue ends with some guy attacking Valla. I'm actually intrigued now. I definitely want to read the next issue to find out what happens. Artwork was good. As for the story it was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Never piss Valla or that mystery dude off. See those notes I made that stuff will save my life in the future.

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Review: Outcast #11

This issue opens up where the last one left off. You know reverend no matter how many times you tell someone you're not afraid of them that won't stop them from gutting you like a fish or slitting your throat if they ever get the chance. Heck I told my ex over and over that I loved her and did so much to prove to her that I love her and that didn't stop her from cheating on me. Next we go to Kyle who... Really dude you stayed even after she said she was gonna call the cops? Who does that? I mean normally when someone says they're gonna call the cops you get out of there before they arrive unless you did something bad and are one of those people that would deal with the punishment for doing something bad. I'm just saying I wouldn't stick around though I'd try my best never to be caught in a situation like that. Oh look it's Megan. Wait why'd she try to grab Kyles hand? That last issue she was in had me thinking she's been possessed so why would she reach for his hand if his touch hurts demons. Or are there demons out there that his touch doesn't hurt? Man hopefully some of my answers will be answered in future issues. See told you Kirkman loves violence. I mean Allison got on his ass last issue about him beating their daughter and her yet in this issue she's hitting him. You know Allison they have a name for people like you it's called a hypocrite. Later we go to the reverend who we see eating tv dinners and saying a prayer under his breath repeatedly. This issue ends with Holly finally getting a dog. Sadly it's probably not the kind she wants. Man I wouldn't be surprised if Megan was going for a new form of roleplay with her husband. Artwork was good. The story was ok kinda felt slow but not a bad slow. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If my future wife ever does what Megan did on that last page I'll probably just close the door and go sleep on the couch and wait till morning to see if things changed. Or I'd probably get our daughter or son and be like look I finally got you a dog.

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Review: Night Trap #2

This issue opens up with Kelly seeing someone outside the cabin. Lets make a check list for this issue too.
√: There's one smart person in the group who'll survive the night but no one believes them or takes their advice.
Um no Lisa I highly doubt Kelly would want to take a shower after you and Jeff do the nasty. Sadly he was the first to die. Wait did I say sadly I should be saying luckily cause after she uses the shower by herself it'll be safe to take a shower since no nastiness will be left behind. I mean who in their right mind would want to take a shower after two people do the nasty in it? Anyways next our group encounters the tv that only plays slasher movies. I mean for me that'd be dope cause I like slasher movies sadly though if I hadn't set the tv up to do that or put the movies in myself I'd find it odd and creepy and book it out of the house as soon as I could. Why are the people in horror movies who warn the kids either perverts or just weird?
√: Smart but old perverted guy warns the kids of the danger they are in by going to said place or staying at said place.
√: Kids don't believe him and end up getting slaughtered. Their last thoughts probably being why lord why didn't I listen to that old creepy pervert?
√: Old creepy pervert dies at some point or we just never see them again.
This issue ends with a sight that will make you avoid any kind of shower at any cabin in the near future for many reasons. Artwork was good. As for the story it was slow this issue but still good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If an old creepy pervert warns me of danger I'll listen to him and get out of the place I'm staying at or avoid going there at all.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #7

This issue opens up with a blast to the past... Oh dear lord this art is so horrible that I think looking at it might make me throw up. Wait they made a filler issue about politics. Ugh really guys? Couldn't think of anything better. Anyways next we see some guy hire Deadpool and Mysterio to stop some guy named Jack from getting elected. Really you guys seriously thought this mixed bag of crap would be a good filler issue. Once I opened it I didn't even want to finish it. Later we see a hippie punch a cop. Ha I knew tree huggers were bad. Haha that joke Deadpool made was actually pretty good. Sadly all his good jokes about present stuff that has happened will not fix the rating I give this issue. Man if all Mysterio had to do was turn into himself to get people not to vote for Jack that's the first thing he should've done when he got on that stage. Wait are the writers trying to say that people were pretty stupid back then. Yo guys have you seen this generation. One word for you tide pods. Ok that was two but you get my point. Um that was a very weird ending to this issue but eh oh well. Artwork for this issue was sickening. And the story was very bland. The fireball I drink has a better story in it than this issue had. So I give this issue a 4 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That I'm glad this filler issue ended cause that artwork was making me sick. Hopefully I don't have to miss a day of work tomorrow cause of this issue making me sick.

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Review: Nvrlnd #2

This issue opens up with Tiger telling Wendy how her dad died and how she got the scar that night. I find it funny how Wendy's like that's so sad yet at the same time so hardcore. Like little insensitive much. I'm guessing if Peter said yo Hook gutted my whole family but left me as the only survivor she'd say something like that's horrible but at the same time brutal man. Note to self never tell Wendy anything sad about your life. Later we see Hook snort some suger. Jeez no wonder he's so screwed up. Next we see George take a phone call while driving. See with that type of behavior it's no wonder his daughter is the way she is. Like everyone knows that if you're driving you shouldn't text and drive or answer your phone. Like maybe he should look at the way he acts and decide if certain behaviors of his need to change. How'd Peter find out where Wendy lived? You know anyone who pulls the crap of sneaking over to someone else's house in the middle of the night is definitely not sane and will probably murder you in your sleep. Like it doesn't matter if you have a crush on the person or are dating them that shit is creepy. If anyone ever does that to me I'll call the cops on them faster than they can say but it was a romantic gesture. Anyways we get to see a fight break out at Nvrlnd. Note to self avoid Nvrlnd at all cost bad stuff tends to happen there. This issue ends with a page that'll have you falling for the next book. Artwork was ok. As for the story could be better. I'll give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Going to Nvrlnd will just get you in trouble. I mean no wonder bad stuff happens there they have a creep that goes to girls houses in the middle of the night.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #14

This issue opens up with Gwenpool and Cecil in Sarahs apartment. The hand painting with the eye in it is pretty cool. Next we get a scene with glowing bath water in a bathtub which also had a portal in it that put Gwenpool and Cecil in Ghost Riders trunk. Note to self if you take a bath and the water starts glowing get out unless you want to end up somewhere else. Wait when did Kate Bishop become Hawkeye? Also is she a better and cooler Hawkeye than Clint Barton? If so where's her series so I can give it a try. Anyways next we get a few pages of Gwenpool and Hawkeye vs Ghost Rider vs Dwarves. Can we get a Gwenpool movie next. Heck even a cartoon would be dope. Gwenpool I don't think yelling out their secret identity will work every time. It's probably a one time deal. Also Jane Foster as Thor is pretty cool. It's been a pretty good series :). Wait are Ghost Rider and Cecil gonna become one in the next issue? And if so are they gonna go after Gwenpool cause the way this issue ended I feel like that's who they're gonna go after which is sad cause she didn't mean to get him killed. Artwork was good. The story was also good so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Avoid glowing bath water in a bathtub and if you become a ghost avoid diamonds at all cost unless you want to be trapped in one.

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Review: Black Magick #7

This issue opens up with some guy digging up a grave and finding green stuff inside it. Wait was my brothers fear of anything green a legit fear when he was growing up? I mean seriously he'd never eat anything green and seeing this page makes me think his fear was a legit one. I wouldn't want to die from eating anything green either. Next we go to the police station where some guy is crying into a bagel. I understand his pain though. Though normally I try not to cry into my food. I mean who wants to eat food after they've cried into it? Luckily Morgan didn't examine that lighter more closely or Rowan would be screwed. I really think someone should make a lighter with that blue spell symbol thing Rowan put on the lighter seen in this issue and then they should make that symbol glow in the dark. I mean am I the only who thinks that'd be a cool lighter to have? Next we get to see Morgan and Rowan go to different locations till they run into an angry old man with a gun. Note to self stay away from crazy old people with guns. Later we see Rowan performing rituals on all her weapons while Alex takes a healing bath. Seeing Rowan prepare her weapons was a pretty cool scene. Oooo that page with the fire was also pretty cool. Pretty colors. This issue ends with people talking about witches and devil seeds. Are devil seeds a real thing? You know what I should probably google this stuff instead of asking you guys so I think I'll google it after I post this. Artwork was ok. As for the story it's still really good. I can't wait to read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't eat green stuff cause chances are it'll kill you. I mean heck if looks like that dead body at the start of this issue died from eating green stuff so don't trust anything green... Well except money cause that you can't eat or at least shouldn't eat.

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Review: Darth Vader #9

This issue opens up with Darth Vader killing a group of rebels. I'm guessing he had some anger he needed to get off his chest since the last issue. The next half of this issue is Darth Vader and his new inspector going to some droid fighting den where they interrogate some guy for the whereabouts of someone called the dragon. Ugh seriously where's the action? Who wants to see Vader interrogate people instead of fighting people. I mean heck at least the twins fought and killed people while Darth Vader did boring stuff. Like yo writers are you trying to say Darth Vader is to old to do anything cool? If so you guys are so wrong. This issue ends with Doctor Aphra buying information about some guy who lives on Naboo or some guy who lived there. If the next issues is all about her or half it has to do with her I'll blow my brains out as I'm reading the comic. Artwork was ok. As for the story it could've been alot better in my opinion. No one wants to see Vader do boring stuff for an issue. Hopefully the next issues will have more action. I give this issue a 4 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with those twins or you'll end up dead.

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Review: Dark Fang #2

This issue opens up with Valla going to where she was turned into a vampire and talking to three skulls. Um how can they even talk if they're dead? Like if she were to pour her blood on their husbands ashes would his ashes be able to talk? Dam if she could vaporize that skull how come she didn't just vaporize all three of them when she had the chance? I feel like this issue brings up alot of questions here. I'm hoping that if this series continues they'll dive further into all of this so I won't be so confused. Wait so she gave the other two more blood but set them on fire? Does this completely kill them off? I'll probably google all this later. Next we see her talk to some fisherman, undress for him, turn into a shark and destroy and oil rig or platform. Normally when those things go boom don't they leak oil into the ocean? If I'm right then she's no better than the people she's mad at. Why do people think jello pools are cool? Like no jello shots are better in my mind. I mean I've never had one but I'd like to try one just to see if they do the trick like normal shots. This issue ends with her drowning the ceo of Axco Oil in his own jello pool. Artwork was ok. As for the story it was very confusing. I'm giving this issue a 5 out of 10. Hopefully things will make sense in the next issues.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't fill your pool full of jello just have jello shots instead.

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Review: Outcast #10

This issue opens up where we last left off. Guys quit standing there and take her to a hospital. Next we get a short scene with Sidny. I think that's demons name and that's how you spell it. Anyway he visits with another demon. Yep don't remember that guy at all. Also when is Kyle gonna get the demon out of this guy and that old lady? I mean he got one out of his abusive mother, the love of his life and a hungry little boy who I still think was just hungry cause his family was poor and ontop of all of that the daughter got more attention then the little boy did. But ya if it's gonna be a slow burn before he gets the demons out of all those people makes me feel like he'll end up in a bar with all of them and get in a bar fight with them since he's beat the crap out of most of them. I'm sure I've said this and I'll say it again if someone does have a demon in them don't go and beat the crap out of them. Call your bishop of whoever. Oh finally they got Sherry to a hospital. Also I thought she died last issue but I guess she's still alive but in the sake state that Kyles mom is in. So doe that mean if he cries on all them during the bar fight that the hospital will be filled with people like his mom? I feel like Robert Kirkman just loves violence so the only way Kyle can make sure these people don't end up like his mom is to feed Robert Kirkmans hunger for violence. Anyways a few pages later we see Kyle sneak over... Scratch that tries to sneak over to see his ex wife I think and their daughter. I get you love her dude but doing this stuff will get you thrown in jail man. Like yo you showing up probably puts them in danger so if you get thrown in jail your wife will get possed again and your daughter will either die or get possed to. Yo why are you gonna call the police on him now? First you yell at him and then basically throw yourself on him. Like I'm surprised you hadn't ripped off his clothes already. But now you're like well that was fun to tease you like that now I'm just gonna go call the cops on you. I feel bad for Kyle after that. I do hope Kyle gets a happy ending with his ex wife and daughter. This issue ends with Sidny ready to give Reverend Anderson a beating. Artwork was ok. The story was also good. Yes I know I gave it lots of crap but I actually like how these issues are slowly building up to stuff. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you get possed by a demon just let Kyle beat the crap out of you. Sure it'll hurt and feed Robert Kirkmans hunger for violence but at least you won't end up like Sherry and Kyles mom.

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Review: Night Trap #1

This issue opens up with some redneck killer watching a horror movie. Um how does he get any channels out there in the swamps? Though I guess if it's a movie he bought and poped in then that'd make sense. Next we see a bunch of FBI agents try to catch him but fail horribly. You know for being FBI agents you'd figure they'd be smart enough not to run off alone. Like just cause you're in a horror comic doesn't mean you have to be an idiot. Also see why you shouldn't trust rednecks. I'm sure I've even made a note to myself never to trust them. Although I do have a few friends that are rednecks so hopefully they won't kill me in the future. Next we see a bunch of girls arrive at some cabin.
Horror movie/comic check list
√: Have a bunch of horny teens arrive at a creepy cabin where they will most definitely die.
√: Have some people bring drugs or alcohol to said place cause hey they probably won't die if they're sober.
√: Introduce the moody teen who doesn't want to be there or knows they shouldn't be there and will probably survive after shit hits the fan.
√: Have one teen go off somewhere alone where they will definitely be the first to die.
Dam the ending to this issue was good. I do have some questions though that'll hopefully be answered later in the series. Like do the killer group of rednecks just go to these random ass cabins and set traps? I mean what if people never show up and it's abandoned forever. I mean that'd be a waste of traps. Also that dumbass should've ran the other direction once he saw the headless manikin. Although now that I think about it there probably would've been someone there to kill him if he had been smart enough to do that since there was a group of rednecks. Artwork was good. As for the story it was ok. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Avoid swamps and rednecks. Both of those together will definitely get you killed.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #6

This issue opens up with Deadpool walking his pet dragon I think. I'm not really sure what that thing is all I know is it takes human sized craps. The reason that guy has a boom box Deadpool is so that the plot for this issue would be introduced. Later we see Deadpool run into a stunt man on a glider. Note to self if you see a stunt man on a glider and he tells you to come to a movie being filmed about you run away cause he'll try to kill you later. Like seriously when the talked Deadpool into showing up I'm sure all the readers knew he was lying. Is Deadpool really that stupid or were the writers just making him that stupid this issue just so they could get all these jokes in this issue. The next few pages are them on the set of the movie and then them fighting the stunt man who said he wasn't a villain when all the readers knew and Deadpool didn't. Wait is that really how Spider-Man met the Green Goblin? Also that history about Spider-Man and Green Goblin never actually happened. There's no way Gwen Stacy slept with the Green Goblin and we all know it so don't try and fight me on it. The ending to this issue was actually pretty funny :). Artwork was good. The story was ok but not the best. Like I get it was a filler issue which they mentioned. And yes I see why they did the filler issue this way but I feel like it could've been better though I'm sure Ryan Reynolds loved it. I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't trust stunt men. Want to know why just read this issue.

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Review: Nvrlnd #1

This issue opens up with Peter Pan getting some action. Who does it on a pinball machine? I mean I guess that'd be interesting. Anyways next we see someone in the shadows offer Alexis better drugs than what Peter has. Um was he there the whole time just watching them pork? If he was that makes him hella creepy. Note to self next time you get some action make sure no one is in the shadows watching. Hooks stuff seems deadly not better just saying. Later on in the issue we get to meet Wendy and Tiger. Is that how all girls are when they meet another girl? Like yo Tiger get to know her before you judge her. I am surprised Wendy wasn't the mean one after hearing about the stuff she did. Hey ya that's a perfect idea there's a dangerous drug on the streets that is killing people young girls so instead of letting her have her cell phone back so she can get ahold of better if she gets into trouble you give her a pager? Does anyone else see a horrible death in her future cause that's what I see. So wait was Peter dating Tink when he slept with Alexis or did they start dating after? Never cheat people it's not a nice thing to do. Wait so Tiger and Wendy got in a little cat fight but now they're friends? I thought that was only a guy thing. I like tattoos and all but I don't think I'd ever get a tattoo from Hook. Also what's his and Peters history in this series I am definitely interested to see how they got to where they are. This issue ends with Hook being a creeper while he tattoos some chick. Artwork was good. As for the story it's ok and it's also not. Like I feel like they purposely made Wendys parents stupid. I give this issue a 5 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If there's ever a dangerous drug on the streets or some killer on the lose. If your kid is grounded take their phone away and just give them a pager making it harder for them to contact you if they run into trouble. #parenting101

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #13

This issue opens up with people telling ghost stories by a camp fire. Dam now I'm in the mood to go camping and make some smores. Anyways next we see Deadpool beating the crap out of Batroc. This whole fight scene between Deadpool and Gwenpools team goes on for almost all of the issue. It was actually pretty good. And yes he had quite a few word bubbles. Wait so since Deadpool was in this issue and people know him so well does that mean he helped her get noticed more? I mean he said he didn't know her and that he was basically more popular than her so then in a way he helped her out a bit. Man it was nice of Gwenpool to get Mega Tony that job at Parker Industries but now that Parker Industries is no more that means Mega Tony went back to his sad boring life. Note to self try not to have a sad and boring life like Mega Tony. Um why was Cecil running from the townsfolk? Did they actually have weapons that could hurt him or some way of capturing him? Artwork was good. The story was aight but not the best. Hopefully Gwenpool will grow on her own in the next issues. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you die and come back as a ghost that people can see it's probably not the best idea to go say hi to a loved one unless you think you can take all the townsfolk that chase after you.

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