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Thursday, February 21, 2019

Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #18

This issue opens up with Mephisto telling the readers how Spider-Man soul will burn. No Mephisto making him kill won't make his soul burn. Letting him get back together with Mary Jane after you bring Gwen back to life would be the way to go.

Next we see Spider-Man and Deadpool still fighting. I think this issue came out when superheros fought each other for some reason so it makes sense why Deadpool and Spider-Man are fighting.


Dam Spider-Man isn't holding back on Itsy Bitsy. Spider-Man the only way you'll kill Itsy Bitsy is if Doc Ock takes control of your body again. Oh looks like he's not anywhere in sight so I highly dou- well fuck he just killed her. Ok I guess I was wrong.


Wait it was really just Deadpool using and image inducer. Phew for a minute there I thought Spider-Man became a badass without being the Supieror Spider-Man. Um Spider-Man I don't think eating that much ice cream is a good idea. And thanks now I want ice cream. This issue ends with a certain Spider not being dead. Dam I thought they actually killed her. Hopefully she'll come back in the future. She was weird and creepy yet cool :). Artwork was great. As for the story it was action packed but also had meaning to it so I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite page: Ok I know some of these will more so be panels but I ain't changing the name if I keep this in future post. But my favorite page was when Spider-Man and Deadpool hugged. It made me smile and laugh ;).


Things I learned from this issue. Not to piss off Spider-Man. He gets murderous if you piss him off enough.





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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Review: Shelter Division #1

This issue opens up with some guy in a suit jumping through a window. Next time you corner someone Chaplin make sure there are no windows in the room.


Next we get to some big guy attack two agents and a sasquatch. I really have no clue what he is but it looks like he took down the big guy.


We see Chaplin stop the guy in the suit.... Well for a short while to he vanished. Dude you work with a sasquatch how could someone vanishing in front of you be weird?


Well that scene was not fun to read. That guy just died by being crushed in a garbage truck. Note to self don't piss off the garbage man.


Later Chaplin goes to a strip club where the girls got turned to stone. Well that doesn't sound like a good strip club to go to. Anyways we get introduced to Gayle Gallagher who has people trying to kidnap  her.


Well that's a scary ending. You want to see what happens go pick up this issue. Just go to www.sourcepointpress.com artwork was good. As for the story not bad. I'm curious to find out more about this world. Hopefully I'll like it as much as I like Salvagers. I mean heck Bob Salley is writing this so I have a feeling I'll like it. So far I don't have a favorite character though maybe after issue two I will. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite page: Would have to be the one with the science nerd or whoever. He kept referencing comics and old movies which made me grin.


Things I learned from this issue. To avoid a any strip club named Black Cat. I'd rather see actual girls not ones made of stone.





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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #25

This issue opens up with Gwenpool using Silver Surfers surf board to take out some villains. Ok odd place to open at. What happened to where we left off?


Oh ok I see now. We get to see Gwen talk to herself. Yep she's answering back which means she's crazy. I still like this crazy hero though unlike my crazy ex.


We get to see some of Gwenpools adventures such as Gwenpool vs Green Goblin. Can we seriously get a one shot of Gwenpool vs Green Goblin? I'd read that Shit.


We get to see Cecil become a real boy again. Can you guys still make a plush of him when he was a dog or a pop. I'd seriously buy either one. Don't look at me like I'm crazy. You'd buy one too if they made that pop or plush version.


This issue ends with Gwenpool talking to her biggest fan who's really old and then we see Gwenpool go back in time to talk to herself. Artwork was amazing. As for the story it was heartwarming. I tried not to spoil alot. And yes it is out of oder here but that's cause I wanted to talk about some of the pages that really stuck with me. I'd suggest getting this issue cause it's one you can read when you need to cry a little and then smile. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Favorite page: I might keep this in future reviews I'm not sure though. But if you'd like me to keep it let me know. Anyways I really liked the page with Spider-Gwen :). Why? Well cause Spider-Gwen is my favorite :).


Things I learned from this issue. That I want a plush or pop of Pig-Gwen. I'm sure alot of other people do to. But seriously they need to make one if they haven't yet.





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Monday, February 18, 2019

Review: Children Of Eldair #3

This chapter opens up with Iva waking up. Man she went right back to bed. I would've been yelling where the fuck am I!.


Guys I'm pretty sure they'll eat anything you make. Though I've heard that angels don't need to eat so it surprises me that they're all worried about getting them something to eat.


Dude why would you go and pull a sword on someone who you thought was an angel? Plus if you think they're angels what makes you think a sword will do the trick? Man now I get the feeling that if I yelled in Eldair I'd get my head chopped off.


I feel bad for Embera. Like sure my parents still remember me so I haven't experienced what she has but just reading that scene made me sad. I'm starting to like Iva now. Like dam she shut the princess up in a second.


That scene where everyone is watching them eat was funny. Wait Eldair has three moons and the moons have hearts? Now I definitely want to go to Eldair. I'll just have to remember not to yell or else I'll have my head chopped off or a sword in my throat.


Well that was a scary ending to this chapter. Poor Embera has the worst things happen to her. Is she cursed or something? I get that her friends are with her but none of them seem to be going through or have gone through what she's gone through. All Indri lost was a trophy. As for Iva she doesn't seem to care about where she is or what she lost and Embera had both her parents forget about her and slam the door in her face, then she got attacked, attacked again and put into a coma. I feel like there will be more but so far that's all I've seen happen to her so it seems like she's having the worst time.


Artwork was great. I loved seeing the landscape in that one scene. As for the story it was good. Iva had some good moments that made me think I'd hate to piss her off. Indri had scenes that made me chuckle a little and one that made me think twice about yelling in Eldair. As for Embera her scenes made me feel sad. So all I all it was a great chapter. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. If you like this review and haven't read the series yet what are you waiting for go over to www.eldair.com and read it for free. Heck if you feel like it she has her store linked on the site so you can click on it and buy this awesome book. Do it trust me you won't regret it :).


Things I learned from this chapter. The food looked weird but I'd still try it. I know they said it was fish but it didn't look like fish. Looked like slime but I'd still eat it.





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Sunday, February 17, 2019

Review: Darth Vader #19

This issue opens up with Triple-Zero giving a speech to all the other droids. I feel like Skynet has read this online and decided that it'll be better than Triple-Zero.


We go to Darth Vader vs the wonder twins. Oh shit Morit just pushed Aiolin into the lava. I mean I didn't like the twins in the first place but that was rude. I feel bad for her.


I had to laugh at Baron Rubixs men. Those droids made them shit their pants just like the robots will do to us when they finally rise up.


I mean did Baron Rubix really think he'd get to live? Sadly he's now dead and his daughter gets to take his place. I don't think she'll be as cool as Queen Trios.


This issue ends with Inspector Thanoth sending Vader a message. Well that's not good. The artwork was amazing. As for the story it was really really good. Loved all the action. Sadly I feel like the next few issues will bore me but since this one was so good in my book I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Things I learned from this issue. That Queen Trios is one of my favorite characters now. I feel like her and Blodreina could slaughter a whole army. Though if it was Blodreina vs Queen Trios I feel like Blodreina would win. I mean no one is as badass as Blodreina. Long live Blodreina.




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Saturday, February 16, 2019

Review: Redd Velvette #1

This issue opens up with Lass and Redd Velvette on an island. My question is what else did Lass use to make the soap for the bath that Redd Velvette is in? I mean she said later on in the issue that if they didn't get it off quick enough it'd burn her.


I want the little love shack that Lass made. You're looking at me all confused like why would you call it a love shack and not a shelter? Well cause they just made love in it. But that's not the reason I want it. It's got a fucking skull on it that's why.


We get a flashback to when Redd Velvette got mutinied off her ship. Already seeing Ramson I know I don't like him and hope she one day kills him and gets her ship back. Though I also want her ship but I'd settle for being part of her crew.


Haha she just crushed Ramsons balls. Oh dear god that scene was funny. And the crews face and comments afterwards was the best. Like dam don't fuck with Redd Velvette unless you want her to crush your balls.


We see Lass and Redd Velvette jump overboard and get saved by Captain Demona who died and became one with the sea. Looking at her I'm thinking to myself yep I'd let her eat my soul. Why you ask? Well cause she's got nothing on so she could do whatever she wants to me. Oh so that's how they ended up on that island.


This issue ends with Lass and Redd Velvette hugging and they declare the island Redd's Island. I'm gonna be honest here. I want to go to Redd's Island now :). Artwork was great. As for the story it was funny and good. Like yes it's got two girls that half the time don't have clothes on but that's not what made me like this issue. Redd and Lass did. I'd be part of their crew in a heartbeat :). I'd suggest buying this series. If you have a kickstarter find Joe Pekar and ask if you can buy issues 1-4 I think there's four currently out and I hope there will be more. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


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Things I learned from this issue. If Lass or Redd gave me sad puppy dog eyes I'd do whatever they wanted. If my ex ever tries that though I'll tell her to blow it out her ass or to get bent.




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Friday, February 15, 2019

Review: Outcast #21

This issue opens up with Reverend Anderson getting hit on the head. You think he'd get smarter after everything that's happened but he's still close minded and stupid in my opinion.


Dam Reverend Anderson is in a  shitty position right now. I'm sure Sidney enjoys when he gets to tie people up and either torture them or kill them like he's gonna do to Reverend Anderson.


Dam Reverend Anderson has alot of fight in him. Like seriously half this issue is him and the demons fighting. Still don't like him though.


Wait so Reverend Anderson sets the house on fire, fights Sidney some more and Sidney just lets him free Kyle. What about the great merge? Though I am glad Kyle got set free. He's probably gonna have alot of nightmares about Sidneys sex dungeon.


This issue ends with Kyle and Reverend Anderson running after a wild Brian. Artwork was great. As for the story not to bad. I'm glad we're finally done with the issues involving Sidneys sex dungeon though. To many more issues and Outcast would've become the next fifty shades of grey. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.


Things I learned from this issue. That Reverend Anderson can be badass at times. He's still stupid though.





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