Review: Axiom Man #1

This issue opens up with Axiom Man reparing one of his gauntlets. I'm hoping I like this issue cause I've only seen him in like three or four Paradox Girl issues.

We get to meet the villain of this issue. Her name is Maxidrone Override. Her drones are pretty cool. Also does any of the banks she go to not have any security guards? Cause this one looks like it doesn't.

We get a bit of an action scene between Axiom Man and Maxidrone Override. Wait so he takes out all her drones except the one that he gives back to her... Why give it back if she's just gonna get arrested? Oh so that's what C.R.A.Z.Y is. I thought it was what is happening to me now ever since I broke up with my crazy ex after she cheated on me and used me. Why does she drive me crazy you ask. Well cause I still love her after everything she's done and that drives me crazy. Like stop loving her self.

Man I think I really just went crazy or I'm tripping on acid cause I swear that Axiom Man went to candy land or something. Maybe this whole comic is laced with shit that makes people trip. I litterly am confused by what happened in those next few pages. All I know is the whole place is made of candy and my fat ass wants to eat it right now.

This issue ends with Maxidrone Override agreeing to work for C.R.A.Z.Y and Axiom Man going home. The artwork was pretty good none of the colors hurt my eyes. And the story wasn't to bad mind you it's not as good as Paradox Girl in my mind but I wouldn't mind reading another issue or two if they make more. I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That I want that fairy's gun. I mean I'm pretty sure I was tripping when I saw the fairy but still I want her gun.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #17

This issue opens up with Spider-Man, Isty and Deadpool all talking to themselves or different people. We see that Spider-Man is talking to a little girl, Isty is just talking while she kills people and Deadpool is loosing his marbles after dying and going to hell. At least this storyline I'm following. The last two issues confused the hell out of me but that's because I wasn't reading that big crossover.

Next we see Spider-Man and Deadpool talk. Man Mephisto must be all powerful cause for Deadpool to not rember that he's the one that added Spider-Man to Weasels evil plan makes me think he's got more power than anyone in the Marvel Universe. Or maybe when it comes to Peters life he holds that much power. I still think that Peter will realize in the future that the deal he made with Mephisto was the best one cause him and Gwen should be together.

Really Spider-Man you'd put Deadpools daughter in danger. You jerk. Hopefully Wade can stop the transmitter in time.

The next few pages are of Spider-Man vs Itsy Bitsy. These scenes are brought to you in part by a shit ton of heavy dialogue. Oh cool Deadpool joined the fight again.

Dam Spider-Man is dark he just flung Itsy Bitsy into his Sun-In-A-Box. This issue ends with Deadpool and Spider-Man fighting each other. Artwork was good. As for the story it was really good. In an odd way I like this dark version of Spider-Man. Oh and the action scenes were dope as hell. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Spider-Mam must think the Spider-Man suit Doc Ock built is cool cause he still has it. Though in my opinion this Spider-Man will never be as cool as Supieror Spider-Man. Sadly both of them aren't as cool as Spider-Gwen.

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Review: Dark White #3

This issue opens up with Oracle yelling for Lord Vega to come and raise the glass so he can have some water. You know this series is very sad at moments. Like this one for example.

We see Oracle watch all of Titus different lords. Man Death is creepy. Also I'm with Oracle I would not want to talk to Death or even have him in my head. See creepy he just told Oracle that his kind in the pit will be eaten when Titus goes up top. Oh hey this series is also hella dark at times so I'd suggest not reading it to your kids as a bedtime story.

Next we see Oracle in a vision that takes place in the past with three young charcters. They are Presaya, Ronto-Arc and Ares.

Anyways we see Presaya and Ares play together until they find a dead elf. Oh no shits gonna hit the fan. Dam no wonder Ronto-Arc likes Ares so much she's got just as much fire and rage as he does. Seriously they just insulted each other back and fourth for awhile there.

Oh cool we get to meet Boma who's Ares father. Aww I like him. Dam he is scary when he turns into a wolf without the aid of the full moon. Note to self when I become a werewolf don't try and turn into a wolf without aid from the full moon.

We see a battle between elves and wolves. Oh no those two scenes are chock full of stuff that'll make you cry when you read it. I feel so bad for Ronto-Arc. Artwork was amazing as was the story. First it creeped me out, made me feel at peace and then shot my heart a few times making me feel pain and sadness. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I don't have issues four right now but I plan on buying it soon. I hope she'll release issues five and six soon. So far she's still on chapter six. You can read this great story over at www.darkwhitecomic.com after you read it buy the first four issues from her. Trust me you'll  want these stories in your home :).

Things I learned from this issue. That even though Death creeps me out something he said to Oracle made me think about my ex and ask myself why do I still love her and want to be her friend even after all the pain she's put me through why do I still want her in my life even though she used me and took tons of money from me. I'll probably never know but until I find the answers and get over her I'll be stuck in my own little prison like Oracle.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #24

This issue opens up with Batroc getting ready for a heist. I gotta be honest guys I don't like Batroc that much. Never knew about him till I started reading this series and when this series ends I'll probably just forget about him. But I promise to never forget about Gwenpool :).

I gotta be honest again Chance is just kind of a lame name for a villain and I feel like my his chances of me remembering or even thinking he's cool are pretty low.

Well those guys just got zapped like bugs. I'd never set foot on The Casino In The Sky. Why you ask? Well cause it's high up in the sky and I'm scared of heights. Heck I probably started being scared of heights after I fell off a pig pen and busted my right arm into a u shape. True story.

Oh cool Gwen finally showed up. Wait I'm confused I thought she was gonna be a hero now not a villain? Are they trying to turn her into Captain Hydra 2.0? If so I'm not ok with that.

That's alot of gold. Is that how much this issue will be worth in the future? If so guess my grandkids will be hella rich. No I'm not the type of person to sell comics. Hell half the signed ones I own I never plan on selling cause they're special to me.

Aww Gwenpool gave Batroc a hug. Still don't like him though. The ending to this issue is very sad. Quit crying Gwen or I'll start crying. Don't worry I'm sure they'll make a movie or cartoon about you again and you'll be brought back and cooler than ever. Artwork was great. And so was the story it made me laugh and smile for the first half but the last half made me want to cry. I hate that they cancelled this series and I wish they'd bring it back. If I'll never get back together with my crazy evil ex then at least please let me have Gwenpool back in my life. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Gwenpool has dope ass powers and I want them. Now I just need to do something crazy and stupid that'll land me in a comic universe.

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Review: Children Of Eldair #2

This chapter opens up with Koe looking up at the stars. I want a star gazing pond now. In fact I'd like to live in Eldair the rest of my life as an elf. What I like elves and I'm sure Eldair isn't that bad. I'm sure later in the series something will make me change my mind but for now I wouldn't mind going there.

Next we go back the the beginning of Indri Jones, Iva Black and Emberas story. We find out that all three are still in high school. Oh how I don't miss high school. Anyways some little kid comes and tells them their time is up. Jeez millennials am I right? I mean they think they own everything and are owed everything when really that's not the case. Heck most of what I own I've had to work to get. Sadly my ex has had everything handed to her on a gold platter. And yes I feel that's more accurate than silver platter cause everyone in her life has treated her like a queen including my dumbass.

We get to see each of their separate stories before they came to Eldair. I have to say I did not enjoy Indri Jones on Iva Blacks stories. Why you ask well in my opinion I got the feeling that Indri Jones came from a rich family that always had to get good grades or else they'd be cut from the family forever and Iva Black knows how to fence which was the only thing interesting shown about her. The only charcters story that I liked was Emberas. Hers was both interesting and heartbreaking at the same time. That last part made me want to cry with her.

This chapter ends with Indri, Iva and Embera coming to the world of Eldair. So wait do I have to become a ghost in order to go to Eldair? If so guess I won't be going till I'm hella old and dead. The artwork was great. Heck if it weren't great I would've never got a commission from the artist/writer. As for the story it was slow and boring for two characters but Emberas story reeled me back in making me want to read more of this series. I feel like she's gonna be my favorite character. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. If you yourself want to give this series a read you can by going over to www.eldair.com I'd suggest not only reading it online but buying a physical copy so that when Skynet takes over and we don't have internet no more you can still enjoy the series while the world comes to an end.

Things I learned from this chapter. That little kid in this chapter was fucking creepy. I feel like she wrote this chapter after watching a horror movie with a creepy little kid in it. I feel like he's gonna pay me a visit tonight and tell me my time is up.

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Review: Darth Vader #18

This issue opens up with Triple-Zero and BT-1 throwing a dead body into lava. I feel like you could make a horror movie about these two. Heck they're scarier than Chucky.

Vader it's a bad idea to drill into a planet. They must not have tv where they're at so he probably hasn't seen movies where people drill into the earth and end up dying. Just like if they had movies they'd know that bad stuff tends to happen in space so if you spend your whole life being in space from time to time bad stuff is bound to happen to you. See told you Vader your drill just went off course.

Next we witness a ton of people dying. It's funny how they had to bring in those old droids to kill Baron Rubixs men.

See told you you could make a horror movie about Triple-Zero and BT-1. That idea he gave to Vader was fucking scary. I'm sure Skynet read this issue online and will now put that function in all the terminators.

Dam Queen Trios just became dope in my mind. Like I thought she'd be lame and not cool at all but dam she showed me I was wrong. Sadly she'll never be as cool as Octavia from The 100. Or should I say Blodreina. Like seriously she is badass.

Really Aiolinn and Morit what makes you guys think you can even take Vader? I feel like the next issue will end with you guys ripped into little pieces of confetti. The artwork was great. As for the story it was meh. Like it was good but not something that had me glued to my seat. Heck have the time while reading this issue I went and ate, drank and even took a giant sh- anyways you get the point. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. We just need Jedis now so the robots will never rise up. I mean they tried to in Star Wars but the stormtroopers took their place. Though stormtroopers aren't really good at shooting anything in the first place so maybe they shouldn't have taken over but at least the Jedis made it so that the robots didn't seem like a good idea at the time.

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Review: Rags #3

This issue opens up with Regina locking herself in a room  and having a mental breakdown. Man she's totally lost it. I feel like at some point she'll just stay in breakdown mode or whatever and kill everyone.

Next we get to see Regina in the shower. Man am I glad I supported this book on patreon. You're looking at me like your confused. Well this one doesn't have bunnies covering her lady parts so ya I'm happy. Anyways some pink haired jerk tries to rob her and do bad things to her.

Well that had to hurt. We get a little flashback to some guy grabbing Reginas tits and her knocking the shit out of him. See what I mean she's got so much rage that once she fully broke down and lost her shit she'd be able to kill a town full of people. Lost shit plus rage equals overkill. I feel like she could have killed all the saviors in The Walking Dead. So ya in my mind she's a dope ass chick even though she is a soulless ginger.

Well that fight didnt end like I expected it to. See scenes where Regina goes ham on zombies also makes me love her more. This issue ends with us readers getting introduced to a douchebag. Is he worse than Negan? Anyways the artwork was awesome as always. I mean seriously the colors just work in this comic as for the story well it was sad at one point and then got me hyped the next yelling kick his pink haired ass Regina. This series is one I would suggest alot of people read. No not just for the breast and other stuff but because of the story. Watching how much Regina has been through never gets boring so definitely pick this up if you get the chance. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'll leave a link for their patreon so you can support them if you feel like it cause I think this book deserves the support. www.patreon.com/ragszombie

Things I learned from this issue. Reginas ginger powers let her see people she's lost or they could be the souls she's taken after they died so now they're trapped inside her and have to help her in order to one day be freed.

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