Review: Oberon #1

Well that's an odd way to open a comic. Also that frog looks like he has a boring life. I'd hate to be that frog. I mean if I had to guard a light my whole life I would like to fight people from time to time.

Next we meet the main character Bonnie who is smart for her age. I wonder if she's smarter than Sheldon Cooper. We get to meet her sister who is a moody teenager. Sadly my ex still acts like a moody teenager.

Anyways Bonnie runs into some trouble. Don't worry though Oberon saves her though. He's kinda creepy at times. Is he actually evil? There were a few scenes that made me feel like he's evil and gonna sacrifice Bonnie at the end of the series.

This issue ends with the light going out. Um how exactly was the frog supposed to stop that shit from happening? It didn't look like anyone came and blew it out so how was he supposed to stop it from it going out on its own? Does he have a bog of matches to light it again? Artwork was great. As for the story not bad. I wasn't confused at all when I read it and am ready to read the next issue so I can start my adventure. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'd say pick up this series. You'll probably think you ate candy that was laced with stuff that makes you trip out but it's worth it :).

Favorite Page: would have to be when Bonnie landed in The Forgotten Forest. That place looks breath taking and now I want to go in Oberons coat even if he does creep me out. I'm saying I'd deal with his creepiness just to go there.

Things I learned from this issue. Not to pet the Unicorns. I mean I want one as a guard dog but I probably wouldn't pet it. It could just eat any intruders.

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Review: Outer Darkness #1

This issue opens up with some weird shit going on. Ah hell no that alien chick just threw up. Please don't do that again or else I'll probably throw up. Which I don't want to do since I did that for two days.

Next we see the Main charcter Rigg have a drink and get offered a new job and new position. Man I gotta go out to bars more often so I can have some luck come my way.

Next we see Captain Rigg on his ship  The Charon. What the heck is a God-Engine? Oh that's what it is wow. Does it run better than a Hate-Engine? Also what does a Hate-Engine look like? I want to see one. This issue ends with The Charon going into warp drive. Artwork was ok. As for the story... Confusing. I mean it's not bad but it's not something I'd read if I was board. But I'll keep reading to see if it gets better if not I'll axe it. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Favorite Page: Would be when they fed the God-Engine. It's my favorite but kinda creepy. Though maybe that's why it's my favorite.

Things I learned from this issue that I want The Charon. Like I'll probably never go to space even if the planet was gonna blow up and the only way to live was to get on the space shuttle with everyone else I'd rather stay and die. But if they said here's this dope as ship that you'll be the captain of I would probably say fuck ya.

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Review: Children Of Eldair #4

Well this chapter didn't open up on a good note. Was that Flesh Eater showing Embera visions? And if so if what and why? I hope things get better for Embera in the future.

Dam Kian has fire powers on his side. Also note to self Flesh Eaters hate fire. Either that or it kills them but I'll make a mental note of it to be safe.

We learn that elves go through some sort of ceremony that allows them to store the energy of Amara in their hair which is where they get their power from. Well I'm growing my hair out which means I'll be able to store lots of energy in it and have lots of power right?

I loved reading the pages about the Goddess and  Princess Hamaras dream. This chapter ends with the gang getting close to Nuam La. Artwork was amazing. As for the story it was scary and then really intriguing. I feel like I learned alot more about this series and the world their in without being bored to death. I have to say that with each chapter I'm liking this series more and more. I give this chapter a 10 out of 10. Want to read this series? Then go to www.eldair.com I suggest buying a copy of Volume 1 and 2. Trust me it won't bore you to death. In fact it'll make you want to grow your hair out, pack a bag and go to Eldair yourself :).

Favorite Page: That page where Embera was in a dark world or something. The colors on that page stuck out to me oddly enough.

Things I learned from this chapter. That I definitely want to grow out my hair even more so that when I go to Eldair I can go through with the ceremony and store energy in my hair :).

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Review: Darth Vader #20

This issue opens up with Vader in one of the giant ships that the Empire has. Sadly I don't remember the names of the ships.

Next Vader has a long boring meeting with Emperor Palpatine. No seriously it was boring. Not that interesting in my opinion. I started falling asleep till I just decided to skip past it.

Oh look it's Inspector Thanoth. I have a feeling that he'll die in this issue. Wait he's basically letting Vader kill him? I don't think you see that everyday. Also no Inspector Thanoth Anakin is not his name anymore. His name is Darth Vader and will always be Darth Vader cause Darth Vader is way cooler than Anakin.

This issue ends with Triple-Zero and BT-1 being sent after Doctor Aphra. Is she finally gonna die in the next issue? If she doesn't die in the next issue I'll burn whatever copies I have of her series. I really don't like her anymore. Artwork was great. As for the story. For me it felt boring and slow. I thought it'd be interesting like the last few issues I read but nah. Reading this issue was like trying to talk to my crazy ex. All you do is get told to kill yourself and then get ignored. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Favorite Page: That page where Vader kills Inspector Thanoth. I mean come on even though Inspector Thanoth let him kill him it was still epic.

Things I learned from this issue. That Emperor Palpatine is a dick and definitely got what was coming to him. Like hearing the way he talked to Vader made me want to force choke him slowly.

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Review: Redd Velvette #2

This issue opens up with Lass falling in the mud. I think Lass did that on purpose so her and Redd could have some fun.

See told you they're definitely having fun. The scenes with these two are just cute. I wouldn't complain if we got to see an issue just about them.

Oh no not Ramson again. I don't like him. Your probably thinking no duh that's how it should be. Haha Bill just lost whatever he ate after seeing what Redd did to Ramson.

Dam that storm is beautiful looking. I'd take pictures of it but where as I'm trying to keep the pictures friendly I wasn't able to get a shot of it without getting a nude Lass and Redd in the photo. Anyways we see what the storm does one the island as well on Ramson's ship. Poor Bill Demona just fried you like a bucket of KFC. Dammit now I want KFC.

This issue ends with Ramson's ship getting destroyed and his princess saving his life. Haha no Ramson you are not amazing. Artwork was amazing. I mean of Course it was. As was the story it was both funny and cute. I highly suggest getting this series in print form or by going to https://www.comixology.com/Redd-Velvette/comics-series/71104 hopefully I got the correct info in there for you guys. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Favorite Page: Would have to be that page where Captain Demona destroys Ramson's ship. Like dam I would not want to fuck with her ever.

Things I learned from this issue. Not to kiss Captain Demona unless you want to be fried like a bucket of KFC.

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Review: Outcast #22

This issue opens up with Sidney telling Scott and Caleb to go look for Brian. Man I thought that maybe half the town or all of it was just demons but I guess I was wrong.

Oh look Kyle and Reverend Anderson finally found Brian. Oh just knock him out of carry him to the barn. There was no need to tie him up and gag him unless you guys were gonna do some kinky shit to him. Hell you wouldn't have to worry about him making any noises either.

Haha those guys just got attacked by that wolf. Oh shut up with your religious bable Reverend. Like seriously he's starting to annoy the hell out of me. If he gets more annoying in the future I'll start docking numbers whenever he's in an issue. I mean am I the only one that finds Reverend Anderson to be annoying?

This issue ends with Kyle beating the demon out of Brian. Kyle I know it isn't ideal and would be stupid of you to do that every time but I suggest beating the shit out of everyone else who is possed cause that seems to be the quickest way to get them out. If you find a faster and less violent way then go that route but until then just beat them up. Artwork was good. As for the story cold, violent and funny but really good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Favorite Page: Brian vs the wolf. Made me laugh. Like was he really gonna try and fight that thing? Sadly he's not Liam Neeson.

Things I learned from this issue. That if I ever get possed and Kyle beats the shit out of me and fucks up my face like he did to Brian then I better say thank you.

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Review: The Batman Who Laughs #1

This issue opens up with Batmans happiest memory. Mine sadly is when I first realized that I loved my ex. I need a new one though.

Is Batman really fighting guys on moving houses? I had to laugh when I heard what the Batman insurance policies were called. Like really?

Oh look it's a dead Bruce Wayne. No not this Bruce a different Bruce. Does your head hurt yet. Also why is everything that Batman has called a bat something? I get he's Batman but why put bat before everything you have? I highly doubt the other superheros do that.

Next we see Batman kill a bunch of guards and Joker at Arkham Asylum. Wait it was really Hell Raiser.... Sorry I meant Batman Who Laughs.

This issue ends with the real joker dying in the Bat cave and Batman getting infected with his super toxin. So is Joker gonna stay dead this time? Artwork was pretty good. I still don't like the feel of the new paper that DC Comics puts in their books. The story wasn't to bad. I think I like Hell Raiser.... Sorry Batman Who Laughs. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Favorite Page: Definitely that last one. Why you ask? Well cause it made me laugh to :).

Things I learned from this issue. That Batman is pretty fucking scary when he kills people. I say make a horror movie about Batman finally snapping and killing people. Or just do one about Batman Who laughs. Either one would be good.

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