Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #9

This issue opens up with a bunch of animals getting lose from the zoo and having a meeting about how they're gonna be a new team of villains. Zoo animals on the lose as villains? Ya sadly I can see that happening. Next we see Deadpool and Spider-Man fighting the lose zoo animals while they talk about stuff going on in there lives. Wait how did Peter Parker have enough money to get two cars? From what I understand he pays his employees better than he pays himself so how'd he have enough money to buy expensive cars and get them detailed? Was Parker Industries broke after he did that? Man Deadpool and his wife have a weird sex life. I mean there sex life would be to rough for me. I mean I like it rough but there's is extremely rough. I agree Deadpool Spider-Man is being a little aggressive in this series as of late. I think it might be because he was in purgatory for awhile. Note to self go to purgatory, have someone bring you back to life and see if your whole attitude changes. Well this book just got violent. So wait is the new villains name Itsy Bitsy? Or something else. Eh guess I'll just call her that and if I'm wrong someone can let me know. Ok what she said at the end about them made me laugh alot cause it's wrong cause she kept calling them daddy yet so funny at the same time. Artwork was good. Story wasn't to great but wasn't to bad either so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you kill Peter Parker and bring him back from the dead he'll be more aggressive but he'll also buy you an expensive car. :)

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Review: Nvrlnd #4

This issue opens up with George and Chief Lily having a meeting with the mayor while he takes a shit. Ok dude just cause you own baby wipe companys doesn't mean you have to call a meeting just to prove it by taking a shit and wiping with one of the baby wipes. Next thing you know they'll be making commercials where people take a dump and then wipe with whatever toilet paper they want you to buy. I feel like Wendys mom won't really miss her when she's gone. Like yo they have an argument and then Wendy goes to Tigers party and Wendys mom starts packing her stuff. I guess her going to the party somehow was a bad thing? Honestly I don't see how it is but ok then. Man Hook is one creepy dude. Next we get a fight between the pirates and the savages. No not Logan and his brother Jake they're not that savage. Wait Hook really brought a bag big enough for a human? I mean I guess that makes sense. Man that was a short fight between Peter and Hook. This issue ends with George looking for Wendy. Wait this is really how this series ends? I feel like there's way to many lose ends that need to be fixed. I'm hella confused now. Did Peter get his shadow back or did he just take Wendys? And if he took hers did taking her shadow kill her. No you can't end. There needs to be more issues. Ending like this will only give you a bad rating. Artwork was ok. As for the story. Honestly it felt like this ending was going to fast. Felt forced and that's why it doesn't make sense. I'd suggest not reading this series unless you like horrible endings like this. I give this issue a 3 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That all in all I don't like this series. Man now I need to find some pixie dust after that ending then I'll be able to fly away from this series. Or better yet this series needs some pixie dust so it can fly away for ending on a bad note.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #16

This issue opens up with Gwens brother Teddy taking her back to the real world before she became part of the comic universe... Wait how is this issue even happening of she's back in our world then. I'm so confused. Wait is this issue happening to let us know how she became part of the Marvel Universe. Also if Marvel comics are a thing in her world how come DC never gets mentioned. Heck none of the popular indie publishers get mentioned either. Ahhh I'm losing my mind quit this. Oh hey that's cool to see Gwen in a comic shop. You know I never read secret wars. Heard it had to many delays and that all the new books started before it even ended and on top of that it didn't look that good or interesting to me. Was it good and interesting? It's a good thing the comic shop didn't hire her or else we would have never gotten Gwenpool who is awesome. Man I feel bad for Gwen. Don't cry Gwen everything will be ok. I hope. Wait so her brother took her back to the real world before she got sucked into the Marvel Universe so how does he remember what happened before? Shouldn't he not remember anything. Man this issue is gonna make me go insane. This issue ends with Gwenpool not getting sucked into the Marvel Universe. Ahhh this issue messes with the fabric of time I tell you. No really it does. I'm not crazy I promise. Artwork was pretty good. As for the story hella confusing but really good at the same time. I give this issue that probably shouldn't exist at all a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Gwenpool is a great series and knows how to fuck with the readers mind... Well mine at least. Anyone else go a little crazy reading this issue? No just me. Ok.

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Review: Black Magick #9

This issue opens up with an inspector inspecting J.P. Brandts body. My inspection is that he got shot and is now dead. I mean unless he's gonna become a zombie or something. Jeez I read the last issue a few weeks ago and even I can't remember what that guy was yelling. All I remember is that Rowan was a badass and shot him and then we saw the creepy little girl with her sewn mouth, yellow eyes and voodoo doll. Note to self never fuck with voodoo dolls or people that have them cause chances are they'll make one of you and use it to hurt you. Luckily my ex who said she was Wiccan didn't do any of that stuff though she did screw me over in other ways so I guess you could say she's a real witch. Really they're questioning her again. It seems simple to me. Dude flipped a table and started yelling like a mad man, shot some cops and then got capped by the badass Rowan. Did I miss anything? Also does this happen for every cop and detective? Even if they saved the day by killing said person. Man the baby must've really liked it's home to be there that long. Hopefully nothing bad happens to the baby. Man once Morgan finds out that Rowan went straight over to Alexs place after she was questioned that won't help her case of them not being lesbians. Well of course those people aren't the enemy. Heck if they were they would've capped her ass instead of going about things the way they are. Those that one guy seems like he just don't care and would shoot her when he gets the chance. Hopefully that won't happen. This issue ends with us finding out that Rowans cat can talk. Dammit now I want her cat. Artwork was pretty good. The story was also good. I hope new issues start coming out before I finish the final two issues of this arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That Rowan has a cool cat and I want it. Hey what sometimes I get lonely and need someone to talk to. Not alot of people talk to me lately so it'd be nice to have someone or something to talk to.

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Review: Darth Vader #11

This issue opens up with The Ante and Doctor Aphra talking about the storms outside his base. I admit they do look pretty.  Wait how'd The Ante have Luke Skywalkers location? Wait now that I thought about he he probably wasn't that smart at this time and probably didn't know to not let his location be known. Man if all those rebles and Luke could quit going to bars and boasting about how he destroyed the death star that'd be great. Man hopefully Triple-Zero got those credits from the cheater after BT-1 killed him. Dam I thought that Kylo Ten was the only one who could use the force on a laser blast or whatever you want to call those. Oh come on Vader like she's gonna give you that info here and now knowing that if she does you'll just kill her on the spot. I don't like her that much anymore cause these last few issues feel like they focus more so on here instead of our main character but she's hella smart. This issue ends with Doctor Aphra going into the pretty space storms. I have a feeling she'll live. Artwork was good. As for the story it was meh. I give this issue a 5 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. When working with Lord Vader make sure to hold off on certain information in certain situations so he doesn't kill you on the spot.

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Review: Dark Fang #4

This issue opens up with a battle between Valla and Samael. Dam that book is powerful. That scene was pretty interesting I mean who knew you could fight vampires with a bible. Now I'm gonna have to find a vampire and fight it with a bible. I have a feeling it won't work so well since as I've understood only stakes, and sunlight can kill and hurt them. Wait there's aliens in this series now? At least I take it Commander Kozar is an alien since he looks like one with that big head of his. Next we get a few scenes of torture porn. No I'm being serious Samael chained Valla up, took off all his clothes and started branding her legs with sunlight. This issue ends with Samael grabbing a sword or something. I really don't see why he'd need a sword when he has that bible. Artwork was good. As for the story it was ok but not good so I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with Samael he's pretty unstoppable with his bible and he enjoys torturing people way to much.

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Review: Outcast #12

This issue opens up with Mark not wanting to roleplay with Megan and her getting angry and beating the crap out of him. Yo he said not tonight. I mean heck you were ready and growling before he got in the room. On top of that your growling woke your daughter up so it'll take her awhile to get back to bed which means if you guys get freaky and get it on while she's still awake she'll hear everything. That scene where Holly walks in on Megan beating the crap out of her dad had me thinking what if Mark just looked at his daughter and said look honey I got you a dog. Sadly it's attacking me though so I think we'll have to take it out back and get rid of it. Heck I know that's probably what I'd say. Next we get a flashback of Donnie choking Kyle and Megan beating Donnie over the head with a lamp. Dude why'd Donnie start choking Kyle? I'm guessing Donnie thought that since Kyle beat the crap out of his mom that gave him some street cred so if he beat the crap out of Kyle or killed him that he'd get all of Kyles street cred. I find it funny how right after the reverend prayed Kyle knocked on his door making the reverend think it was a sign from god. No dude it's not. Yes reverend Kyle is talking sense and your the one who sounds insane. I mean clearly Kyle's been the one getting the demon out of people and not your bible. I mean heck you didn't even use your bible when you guys went after Sherry. Wait so water is just as good as holy water or is all water holy water? Cause if all water is holy water then does that mean the people who don't like drinking water, swimming and showering are really demons? Note to self find someone who is possed and see if holy water and regular water have the same effect. Um Kyle I don't think you can reverse the tables when they start taking your energy cause to me it looked like you lost that fight with Megan. This issue ends with Kyle telling the reverend that what he thinks is bullshit and they'll find a way to prove it. I love how he called him out on that. Like yes finally. Also what is the great merge? Now I have to read the next issue for sure. But this issue is probably my favorite of the series so far just cause Kyle is finally ready to figure things out. Artwork was good. The story was hella good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. When your wife wants to roleplay in bed you should probably roleplay with her even if what your wife did woke up your child cause if you don't you'll probably get the crap beat out of you.

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