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Friday, April 8, 2016

Review: Spider-Woman #2

This issue opens up with Jessica Drew being hostage to some Skrulls while her baby kicks and she sends a message to Captain Marvel. Note to self if Captain Marvel tells you to somewhere don't cause odds are you'll end up in a situation like this. Next we see Jessica Drew pretend that her baby is coming so she can kill one and take it's weapon so she can kill the other one... um doesn't that make her bad? I always thought heros weren't allowed to kill. We see Jessica Drew call Captain Marvel right as she's fighting some monsters. You know I think it would've been a smarter idea for Captain Marvel to go with her to that place. Wait Captain Marvel you can't leave yet you haven't finished beating up all the monsters. Next we Jessica Drew and some alien get in a fight. Dam she just saved you all and that's how you treat her. Go sit down before you burst prego. We see some Skrulls come into the room that Jessica Drew is in. Jessica Drew tells them a lie about the other to going to get snacks and soft drinks. So they're basically like obese people. One of the skrulls notices who Jessica Drew is and calls her the slaughter. So wait how'd she get that name? Did she really just kill another skrull? I'm starting to think she used to be a villain or something cause all the other heros act like wimps when it comes to killing. This issue ends with Captain Marvel calling Jessica Drew and telling her that the doors are closed off which means she can't get in and that Jessica Drew is in a black hole. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I still want to know who the father is. Things I learned from this issue you can't trust Captain Marvel like ever.

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Thursday, April 7, 2016

Review: Scarlet Witch #2

This issue opens up with a minotaur killing some soldiers. Note to self never fight the minotaur cause you'll definitely get yourself killed. Next we see Scarlet Witch talk to some chick named Hekate. From what I get out of this and another show that I watch that magic is dangerous and it always comes with a price. Next we see Scarlet Witch go up against the minotaur and win. Mainly cause she used a spell that turned him back into some ugly guy named Man-Bull. If you don't believe read this issue for yourself and you'll see how ugly he is. Also if you ever go up against the minotaur make sure you have Scarlet Witch with you. This issue ends with us seeing some guy standing next to a burning Hekate. Artwork was different but pretty good. Story wise eh not that interesting really so I think I'll read one more issue and if it doesn't get interesting I'll take it off my pull. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. You know who is better at using magic. Mr. Rhee that's who. Things I learned from this issue if you do use magic and don't want to sacrifice something that you have then make sure other people or things become your sacrifice.

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Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Review: Plume Volume 1 ( Chapter #1 )

This issue opens up with some girl smiling as dead bodies lay all around her. No guys she's not into dead bodys if that's what you're thinking. So what's with the guy with glowing eyes? Is there a reason for that? We see Vesper Grey open some trunk to reveal the mask of the seraphim which gives the person the seven celestial wings of fire. Flaming wings sound cool. Wait these ones give you the speed of a god. Alright now I need to find this mask. We see flashbacks to when Vesper Grey lived with her Aunt Agatha Murdock. If you ask me it seems like every woman had to deal with an old lady who told her to sit up straight to which means some desd old chick did the same thing yo the old chick and so on. Next we see Vesper Grey lose her hat and go on the frozen pond after it. I wonder how many people did that stupid dangerous crap in her time and lived to tell the tale. Yep and there she goes down in freezing cold water. Next we see her necklace glow as some guy stands on the ice which shoots her up out of it. Oh look it's the guy with the glowing eyes. We find out that his name is Corrick. Um Corrick why do your eyes glown. This issue ends with Corrick taking her back inside so she doesn't die. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I think Vesper Grey and Corrick are gonna fall in love at some point. Things you should learn from this issue. Just cause your hat gets blown off your head and lands on a frozen pond doesn't mean you should go on the frozen pond after it cause it'll probably crack and make you sink to your death in cold water.

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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 11 ( Into The Mystic )

This episode opens up with a scene from thirty years ago where a married couple and there daughter were attacked by a banshee. Holy fuck stop screaming in my ear you creepy floating lady. Well there goes her husband cause he just bashed his brains out. Luckily the daughter survived though but it was probably very tramatic cause she's a baby and just saw both her parents die. Next we see Sam tossing and turning in bed re living what happened to him while his was in the cage with the devil. Well sadly I know how you feel Sam. No I've never been to hell and been in a cage with the devil but I've had dreams about my friend who is a drug dealer and that shit is enough to make me toss and turn. Dean tells Sam about some old guy found in his room with his brains bashed out. Note to friends and family if this ever happens to me when I get old just assume I finally went full on crazy. Next we see Cas I mean the devil kill some angel that follows him as he goes on a nature walk. Geez haven't angels ever heard of personal space or not being stalkers. Sam and Dean go to and old persons home where Dean meets some guy named Arthur who gives him his sob story about how his wife left him. Oh great one of these guys. Like that crap os annoying so just keep it to yourself. You know it's gotta suck when Sam and Dean burn a dead body when it ain't even a ghost or the right ghost. Note to self if I ever become a hunter make sure I need to burn a body and if I do burn the right one in the first place. Oh look sob story guy is bashing his head into a window that he just fell out of. Is it bad of me to say that I'm glad he's dead? Next we see Dean and Sam talk to some old chick named Mildred who tells them what she saw when sob story guy died. I'm just glad I don't have to hear about the poop emoji he sent to his wife. Like I almost threw up my dinner when he said that. Sam meets a deaf chick named Marlene. Dean and Sam find out that it's a banshee who's been killing people not a ghost. This has happened so many times that you think they'd be pros at it and would stop messing up. Dean goes back to the bunker where he gets gold daggers and tells Cas. I mean the devil how him and Amara are connected. I think he's gonna use Dean in some way. We soon find out that Marlene is actually a hunter named Aline and that she was the baby that we saw at the start of the episode. Good thing Sam ran into her or he would've never known about the symbol and this episode would have ended differently. After Dean gets back to the old person home we see the banshee attack him instead of Mildred. Wait why is it going after Aline? Like she's deaf so I highly doubt the screaming would affect her. Phew good thing Sam ran into Aline cause that mark symbol just helped Mildred and Aline save Dean from getting his spaghetti all over the room. This episode ends with us finding out that Dean is falling in love with Amara. This episode was pretty good. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. Damit Dean why'd you have to fall for her. Also I know your pain man I'm in love with a girl that I can't have and I hate myself for it. Things I learned from this episode never let your heart open to feeling love cause that'll make you vulnerable.

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Monday, April 4, 2016

Review: Venom Space Knight #2

This issue opens up with Flash Thompson at some space alien AA meeting. Wait aliens have acohal to. Now I need to go find an alien planet and try their acohal. Next we see Venom save a bunch of aliens from giant crabs. Note to self never go to a planet with giant crabs vause they'll probably eat me before I get a chance to eat them. Next we see Venom destroy some drill on their planet so the giant crabs will stop attacking them. Next we see Venom in his ship getting pulled in by the Death Star. I mean some other ship idk the name of it. On this ship Venom gets in a fight with other Klyntar. Um you sure this species is supposed to be good Venom cause so far tge guy who was Venom before was bad and then there's Carnage who is bad and I think Toxin is bad to. The Klyntar on the ship tell him they've been watching him and that they want him to find out who put the drill on the planet with the giant crabs. Oh they also explain to him what agent of the cosmos means and why he keeps hearing voices in his head. Good cause for a second there I actually thought he was going crazy. Next we see the AA meeting end. Phew glad I didn't have to sit through that boring meeting. This issue ends with us finding out who put the drill on the planet with the giant crabs. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I bet peta would love planets with giant crabs that would definitely try to eat them.

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Saturday, April 2, 2016

Review: Carnage #3

This issue opens up with us learning that Eddie Brock is claustrophobic. Me to but only in big crowds. Next we see some guy witness Mr. Jameson I forgot his first name so I'll just call him that. Anyways the guy watches him turn into Man-Wolf. Next we see Carnage and Man-Wolf fight. That's pretty much what goes on in half the issue. Oh and the guy who used his fart to kill a ton of people in a room decides to kill two people with a gun this time. Guess he used all his farts on the last group of people he killed. Yep Carnage and Man-Wolf are still fighting. I have to say I don't find it interesting at all. Oh look at that Carnage just won by taking the godstone or whatever out of Mr. Jamesons skin. Seriously if it's that easy to get out of someones skin then it’s pretty much useless. Next we see Berry Gleason shoot the agent with the remote control thing for Eddie Brocks symbiote Toxin. DAMIT I WANTED TO SEE TOXIN IN ACTION! Um that's probably not the best idea to jump over the edge after the remote. This issue ends with Berry Gleason taking Carnage to some big ancient looking door. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh could've been better. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. I'm not totally sure I'll keep this series on my hold but I think I'll get the next two issues then decide. Things I learned from this issue don't use any kind of sonic weapons in mind shafts cause it definitely won't end well.

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Friday, April 1, 2016

Review: Flutter Volume 1

This Volume is great. It's about a girl who can shape-shift. We meet our main character Lily who is vegan and her dad who is a sciencetist. Yes I've already forgot his name but hey I didn't like him that much we also meet an emo chick named Penelope who lives a hard life with her step dad. We also meet Safferon who Lily falls for and uses her powers for. We also meet Oriana who I think is Lilys mom but I'm not exactly sure. This book had me turning pages just to see what happened next so yes I was on the edge of my seat the whole time I read the book. At first it kinda confused me but then I think I started to understand it a little more once I kept reading. This is definitely a great comic for young adults or adults you'll love it. Things happen in this volume that tend to leave you with your jaw dropped like no way did that really just happen. I'd have to say one of my favorite parts in this book is the ending once you read it you'll know why. Flutter is one of those books that you won't want to put down once you pick it up :). The artwork was great and the story was also great. I give this volume a 10 out of 10. And yes I did back the second volume on kickstarter so I can't wait to read it! :).

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