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Thursday, March 31, 2016

Review: All-New X-Men #3

This issue opens up with half the gang at the pizza place talking about how to catch a bmf. Um don't let it bmf in the first place cause it looks like that thing caused a lot of havoc in the last issue. Next we see police cars go by half the gang. Alright scooby gang after those police cars it's time to go cause havoc and get in trouble. We cut to where the ghost of cyclops are in the prison talking about how they just broke in and attacked cops. Yep you guys have definitely earned the group badge of stupidy. Note to self don't run around with this group of kids. Next we see the rest of the scooby gang outside the prison coming up with a plan. Oh great you let the little blue guy bmf again. We see Cyclops and Thirst get in a fight about how stupid Thirst and his gang is and how they should all listen to him. Geez dude enough water. I'm sure your first wave was enough to give him the water he needed for the day. Someone smack that kid upside the head cause he keeps trying to give Cyclops more water even though he's probably already full. Next we see the ghost of cyclops try to escape but run into more cops. Yep you guys are definitely screwed. Oh hey there's the little blue guy giving cyclops his visor back. Oh there's the rest of the scooby gang. We basically see the scooby gang kick the ghost of cyclops asses. Damit we didn't get to see another flaming Wolverine. Well look at that the cops finally showed up. Yep definitely a smart idea to blast your lazer eyes and announce who you are I doubt that'll get anyones attention. Oh great someone recorded you which definitely makes those chances very low especially with 600,000 views. This issue ends with some mutant trying to tongue at a bar. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh could've been a little better. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember if some mutant starts giving people tongue at a bar it's probably best that you leave. Things I learned from the issue don't take a bmf into a pizza place with bear.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Review: Uncanny X-Men #1

This issue opens up with some people driving some trucks around. Why is Magneto attacking these people? You shall not deliver these goods so you can earn money. Wait are they really shooting at him? You guys do realize he can control metal right? I mean even his name gives it away for you MAGNETO. Next we see Wolverines brother Sabertooth scare the crap out of some guy. No literally the guy shit himself which was probably a bad idea for Wolverines brother. Oh hey the one with the swords is pretty hot. Note to self never get on Elizabeths bad side or you'll have a sword through you. Next we see Angel or Archangel. I don't know what his name is all I know is I thought he was a good guy in the All-New Wolverine series so now I want to find out what happened to him to make him dark. Next we see why Magneto and his team of mutants attacked the trucks. Wait they're shipping around mutants but why? Next thing you know the world is gonna start saying we should put gay people in containers till there are no more gay people. Magneto gets after one of the mutants who's a healer basically telling him if he sells himself out again he'll think only of him as an enemy and deal with him acordingly. Note to self don't piss Magneto off. We get to see Magneto and the hot Elizabeth have a talk about why she's really with him. I so whant to know what she did to Warren to turn him dark. We see the mutant who can heal people heal some lady. This issue ends with him getting shot in front of the kid and lady he just heald. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So who are the Black Riders? Things I've learned from this issue don't ever go up against Magneto and his team of mutants cause you'll die or get your ass kicked.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 10 ( The Devil In The Details )

This episode opens up with Rowena having a dream where Crowley opens presents and she has antlers on her head. Boy am I glad I don't have dreams like this :). We see Crowley asking Rowena how long she's been working with the devil. Um probably since the darkness was lets loose. At least that's what I'm guessing. Next we see Dean drunk driving. Hey Dean I think when you're driving and your vision gets blurry then you've drank to much. That's a good boy. Damit don't puke that's gonna make viewers who are squimish puke to. Wait he isn't drunk it's smiting sickness. Note to self try to avoid angel smiting sites. Next we Cas go to the angle smiting site to find it all dark. Well I'd say the darkness is still alive. I mean come on if it's the middle of the afternoon then it definitely wouldn't be dark. Next we see Dean go to hell. Note to self never go to hell it looks pretty scary though I'm sure after I get my first tattoo my whole family and friends family is gonna tell me thag I'm going to hell. We get to see Sam go down memory lane with the devil. Don't you hate that moment when you're going down memory lane and the devil is always in every memory. The darkness sends Cas to hell with a message written in his skin. Next we get to see Sam, Dean and Cas fight the devil. Good thing Rowena finished the spell so that the devil can't take a vessel and go topside. This episode ends with Cas killing Rowena. Well actually the devil since Cas said yes letting him inside him. This episode was pretty good. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. I think Cas made a bad choice and that something bad will happen to him because of it. Things I learned from this episode if Santa breaks down my door and pulls out a giant candy cane with a sharp end run like hell cause he'll kill me with it.

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Monday, March 28, 2016

Review: Tales Of Mr. Rhee Volume 2 Karmageddon

This volume was pretty amazing loved seeing what Mr. Rhee went through during the three days of darkness. Also I love that him and Charity are together. In this Volume we get to meet some new characters that Mr. Rhee takes care of. And you'll be surprised to see what happens to each and every one of them. One thing is for sure when the world ends make sure you're with Mr. Rhee cause he is one awesome badass. I'd say one of my favorite pages in this had to be the blue one. Once you read this volume you'll know why. And the ending was pretty amazing to. Artwork was also amazing have to say Mr. Rhee is one of my favorite characters. Can't wait to start reading volume three which is online. And yes I will be backing volume three on kickstarter. I give this volume a 10 out of 10. I have to say Charity is pretty hot :).

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Saturday, March 26, 2016

Review: All-New X-Men #2

This issue opens up with the past X-Men getting in a fight with the ghost of cyclops. Well that's what I'm gonna do when someone I like dies I'll become their ghost. Is it me or are the past X-Men noobs. I mean heck the ghost of cyclops just districted them and got away... well except for the one that Scott Summers is beating the shit out of. Next we see the police show up and arrest Scott and water mouth. Wait I don't get it. If everyone hates mutants and fears them so much why didn't they just shoot all the mutants in the room first? I mean with the way the cop explains everything it seems like that's something that should have happened. Next we see Hank and Bobby take Pickles out for pizza which does not go over to well. Next we see Laura and Warren take on the other ghost cyclops that got away. What the hell dude why'd you take her away from the fight and into water? I get that she's Wolverine but fire wouldn't have killed her. Hell she looked awesome with that green fire on her. This issue ends with water mouths friends breaking into the jail to free him. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I think it's probably a good thing to that Warren took her to the water when she was lit on fire cause I don't think her clothes would have lasted as long as her in the fight.

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Friday, March 25, 2016

Review: Black Magick #2

This issue opens up with us seeing Rowans house and her feeding her cat. Well she's definitely a witch cause she's got a cat though she's a very pretty witch that's for sure :). Next we see Rowan go to a police meeting where she's told she has to talk to I.A.B. what does I.A.B mean? No I'm being serious I have no clue what that means. Next we see Rowan tell somebody how the guy at the buddy burger burnt to death. Well except for the part about house she used a spell in her mind to cause him to burn himself instead of her. Which is good that he didn't burn her cause I'm starting to like her. Next we meet Rowans friend Alex. Alex looks like one of those blond preppy girls. One of my friends has a blond preppy sister that I hate cause she's stupid. Rowan tells Alex what happened at the buddy burger including the part where she used the spell in her mind to cause him to set himself on fire. Yes Alex is a witch. I wonder if Alex has a cat to. Next we see Rowan go to a crime scene where a body washed up on the shore. Note to self avoid big cities like this one cause every once in awhile there'll be a dead body that washes up on shore. We find out the person who died is Bruce Dunridge who apperently murdered some peoples daughter. I say close his case cause it seems like karma finally caught up to him. This issue ends with Rowan finding out the name of the guy who burnt himself at the buddy burger. And his name is Rowan White. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely has me sitting on the edge of my seat. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I think Rowan White might be Rowans real name.

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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Review: Assassins Creed #1

This issue opens up with some girl playing Assassins Creed. Oh I love that game. Haven't played the new one though. My favorite has to be black sails or whatever. We see Charlotte take out an enemy that a lot of people have problems trying to find. Well that's why they call you people noobs. We see Charlotte go to a job interview that she fails at. Note to self never do what Charlotte just did in thst interview cause I don't think they'd like that kind of talk. We see that Charlotte works at a bank where she helped some old lady steal money to help her daughter. Note to self don't pull that move either. So far that's two strikes Charlotte if you get a third strike you're done for. Charlotte goes back to her apartment two find two people who work for the brotherhood and want her to join them... what do you mean yes? Shouldn't you be asking how the hell they broke into your apartment. I mean heck that's what I'd do then I'd get a new and better apartment so they couldn't pull that shit. Next we see some men attack Charlotte and her new friends. Ok I don't get this part she jumped and I guess made it or whatever and got knocked out the whole time till she got to their secret base. I find that to be bullshit I think she would have woken up beforehand so I'm guessing they drugged her after she got knocked out. Charlotte agrees to go back into her ancestors memories. Heck ya I would I think it'd be awesome to back to there time for a while. Oh great she's a noob at this stuff cause she just disincronized herself. This issue ends with some woman being hanged. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise good but could've gone a little better. I give this issue a 6 out of 10. Hold on guys some people just broke into my house and are telling me that they're part of the brotherhood and want me to join them so I'm definitely gonna join them and just leave my house without even asking how the hell they broke in in the first place.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Review: Deathstroke #8

This issue opens up with Wonder Woman and Deathstroke dealing some blows to each other. The rest of the issue is them fighting and her telling him what he just unleashed. Oh look his awesome sword just hit her. Note to self don't go up against this sword ever. We also see Lapetus army find pieces of him throughout the island and put him back together. Maybe whoever left his body parts all over the island should have burnt them to or just not put them on the island because that wasn't the smartest idea in the first place. Next we see Wonder Woman uses her laso of truth or whatever it's called to get the truth from Deathstroke. Dam I was hoping he'd kick her ass in all that fighting. Also there you have it people if Deathstroke went up against Wonder Woman he'd get his handed to him like he just did. This issue ends with Lapetus making an appearance and saying he'll drink everyones blood. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Lots of action in this issue can't wait to read the next one :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is Lapetus a god or a Vampire cause I've never heard of a god that drank peoples blood. Things I've learned from this issue don't call Wonder Woman princess.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Review: Web-Warriors #1

This issue opens up with someone telling us about all different kinds of spiders. No I did not pick up this series just to be put in science class so stop it right now. Next we see a cartoon where a bunch of villans rob a space station or something. Don't give me that look. All I remember is they were stealing moon rocks or something. Oh look it's the Spider-Men and women from the Spider verse book. Well not all of them. But they have one of my favorite spiders on their team Spider-Gwen! :). We see Spider-Gwen punch one of them and make a remark about how the earth they're in is weird. I agree with you Spider-Gwen. Look the Spider-Man in this world isn't even doing anything.... um guys why is he not doing anything? We see our Web-Warriors go back to earth 001. Next we see Mayday Parker and Gwen Stacy eating at tacos locos and talking about how in every other earth they go to she's dead. Well hopefully they don't ever kill you off Spider-Gwen cause that'd be sad :(. Next we see a bunch of electros attack the place and take Spider-Gwen hostage. I have a feeling she'll kick their asses at some point. This issue ends with Spider-Gwen waking up in earth 1082 and one of the electros telling her that her and the rest of the spiders aren't the only ones crawling the web. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good and yes I did add this series to my pull. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is that Spider-Man at the start of this issue lazy or just dresses up as Spider-Man for shits and giggles?

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Monday, March 21, 2016

Review: Reanimator #4

This issue opens up with a bunch of people shooting each other at Herbert Wests place. Wait I thought there was some big party going on here. Yep I'm definitely not staying here anymore I almost got shot. Some men go into the house snd get attacked by zombies. Maybe you guys should have shot the things instead of just standing there while Herbert West was talking. Eww what the hell is that thing? Really it's Croceus Rex? Man he's ugly. Note to self never inject myself with any of Herbert Wests blood cause it'll turn me into an ugly monster. Next we see Susan hiding in the bushes waiting for her chance to get her revenge on Louis Dice Durand. Oh come on how'd you miss? He was like a couple feet in front of you. Next we see Herbert West and Samedi go head to head... um that was easy he just used the guys mind control dust so he can now control him. Oh hell ya Susan just killed Louis with her bare hands she is definitely bad ass. Herbert West and Tree face go head to head... I take it Herbert West is really goof at killing cause he just chopped that guys ass up. I also think he has a thing against trees. This issue ends with Susan putting Louiss head on the body of The Valusian. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So um did Herbert West let Croceus Rex get away or did he nkt know so we can get a new series where he gets his revenge?

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Saturday, March 19, 2016

Review: Swords Of Sorrow #2

This issue opens up with The Courier telling The Traveller that he failed her. So what if they're fighting each other. I say let them fight I want to see some cat fights ;). Next we see Red Sonja fighting Tars Tarkas. Well that had to hurt she just fell through the portal with him and hit some stone steps. Why not stab him instead of asking him if he's dead. Like why does everyone do that when they go up against a villain or monster. Next we see Dejah Thoris and Red Sonja exchange some blows. My moneys on Red Sonja. Also watching Red Sonja jump that high makes me want to go on mars so I can jump that high. We see Vampirella almost get eaten by a T-Rex. Um she's a vampire right? So would a T-Rex actually be able to eat her and kill her? We go back to Red Sonja where she gets attacked by a Woola. Oh it's so cute I want it :). We see Catherine Bell watching Red Sonja and Dejah Thoris from a far while they talk. Damit fight! The Prince calls out Catherine Bells other side Bad Kitty. Now do we get to see a cat fight? Also I'd totally get it on with Bad Kitty. Actually never mind she'd probably kill me before or after sex. We see some creatures attack all our main characters. Note to self don't go up against The Prince. This issue ends with Red Sonja and Dejah Thoris finding out that entire worlds are dissappearing. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So will we get to see some more cat fights in the next issue? Things I've learned from this issue Tarzans wife is a sword wilding bad ass.

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Friday, March 18, 2016

Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #1

This issue opens up with a commercial brought to you by Parker Industries. Please buy our webweare we really need the money. Next we see Mockingbird and Spider-Man in the spider mobile. Really a spider mobile? Why? Is it me or do bad guys in movies and comics have the worst aim ever? Like heck before you start shooting people make sure you can actually hit them cause if not you just waste bullets and that doesn't scare anyone. Spider-Man gets out and uses some of his new web shooters on the Zodiac. Wait he has web shooters that he calls bug zappers. I feel like that's something that'd get used on him not the other way around. Mockingbird takes out the rest of the Zodiac members. I'm so excited that she's getting her own series which I will be adding to my pull :). Next we meet Lian the one who made the spider mobile. Also she's kinda hot. Wait her and Parker are really close. Does that mean they got it on? We see Parker at a press conference and apparently his fly was down the whole time. I hate when that happens. I had that happen to me once at a friends wedding. We also see Peter go to a wedding where two guys get married. Don't give me that look like why would you read a book with gay people in it. I can if I dam well please. Plus gay people do nothing to hurt you people who hate the gays so quit your fucking bitching. Next the wedding gets attacked by people dressed as fish. Go back to the little mirmaid guys you're drunk. Peter has a talk with Sajani and lets her know that he knows she's behind the attacks. Wait why'd you decide to work with her in the first place? We see Sajani back in London where she tells Anna Maria to move one of the projects up to phase three. I have a feeling Sajani is gonna become an enemy of Spider-Mans very soon. This issue ends with us finding out that Doc Ock is somehow inside the Living Brain. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. After seeing that Parker Industries commercial I really want a webweare of my own. Things I learned in this issue don't work with people who will screw me over.

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Thursday, March 17, 2016

Review: Shotgun Wedding #1

This issue opens up with four years later where we see some girl crying on her wedding day cause her fiance ditched her. Note to self never ditch this girl on her wedding day cause she has a crap load of weapons in her trunk to kill you with. Next we see the present where some guy is trying to find a drug dealer or whatever. Our main character gets spotted by the guy he's trying to kill. Um maybe pick a better spot next time. We see our main character use a zip line to go into the building after the drug dealer. We see that our main character has a new fiance. Just make sure she's not crazy like the last one man. Heck I've dated to many crazy ones and they always screw me over. We see our main character jump onto the elevator that the drug dealer is on and kill both his men. Mike our main character interigates the drug dealer and sends him to his doom at the bottom of the floor where a bunch of people are. We go back to the past where we see his crazy ex Chole kill his father. Note to self never date a chick who will kill your whole family if you ditch her crazy ass on her wedding day. This issue ends with some chick stalking Mike. Artwork was ok. Story wise eh ok. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. So I wonder how many people had their lunch and clothes ruined when the drug dealer came splattering to his death when he hit the ground. Hey Mike might want to think about that next time before you shove some guy out an elevator.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Review: New Suicide Squad #16

This issue opens up with Bonnie making some phone calls asking if they've found Manta or Sage. Next we see Sage and Manta talking about their plan. Oh crap Bonnie just overhead everything. Oh come on why'd they kill off Bonnie?! I was starting to like that character :(. Next we see Amanda Waller outside Bell Reve with a bunch of FBI members and the Suicide Squad. Note to self never go up against Amanda Waller. Well that's not good Sage just released all the other prisoners. Note to self never work at any kind of prison. Seeing movies and reading books where they have a riot in prison makes me never want to work in one. No way in hell am I gonna work in a prison and get shanked by a prisoner. Amanda Waller goes in and finds Manta and Sage. Oh hell yes finally we get to see some action. Go Amanda Waller kick Sages ass fof what he did to Bonnie. Manta beats the shit out of all the Suicide Squad members. Note to self never go up against Manta when he's on his period cause he'll beat the shit out of you. Oh shit he's got Amanda Waller... and Deadshot just saved her life and all of the others. We see Amanda Waller at Bonnies funeral. No I'm not crying I just ate a really hot pepper. This issue ends with Amanda Waller and Deadshot having a little chat. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good even though they killed Bonnie. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I can't wait to get my hands on Manta and beat the shit out of him for what he did to Harley Quinn.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Review: Pisces #1

This issue opens up with some drunk guy crashing his car into an ambulance as he pulls up to a hospital. Dude if you needed an ambulance that bad you should've just called them and told them where you were instead of drinking and getting in a car then hurting yourself even more by crashing into an ambulance. Dude don't stick your hand on the broken glass... do you just like pain or something? Next we see the guy go into the hospital asking for a patient then getting beat up by some guy named Samuel. We also find out that our main characters name is Dillon. Ok you can quit beating the shit out of him he probably needs some medical help now. Note to self don't go to this hospital cause you'll just get the shit beat out of you if you need medical attention. I wonder if this guy was talking to his coworkers at some point and was like don't you hate it when you get a patient that needs help as soon as possible and they do something to piss you off so you just want to beat the shit out of them till they stop pissing you off. Oh look there's one now. Anyways we see Dillon get pulled up out of a swamp by his co pilot. Next we see them set up camp somewhere and get attacked. Geez there goes his co pilot. Note to self don't go to war with Dillon cause he'll just watch as you die and not even try to help. Next we see Dillon get revenge on the enemy by going to one of their bases and killing them all. Dam that was badass. Dillon calls for evacuation and goes to some ocean. This issue ends with Dillon floating in space. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Darn I wish I had added this series to my pull when it came out.

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Monday, March 14, 2016

Review: Extraordinary X-Men #2

This issue opens up with Illyana and her brother looking for Nightcrawler in an apartment or house idk. I don't know if I've mentioned this before or not but I think Illyana should get her own series cause I'd like to find out more about her. Next we see Wolverine talking to Storm and Iceman asking them why he shouldn't kill the sentinel. I'm guessing it's got some kind of good A.I in it. Yep I guessed correctly. Next we see Jean Grey drinking and kissing some guy named Chris. Next we see some guy getting the shit beat out of him in an ally way. Jean decides to step in and beat the crap out of the guys who are beating the crap out of the homeless inhuman. Oh crap Chris just saw Jean use her powers. Oh come on even the inhuman is scared of her. What the hell?! Like what is so wrong with mutants. Illyana and her brother go into the sewers where they run into some creepy dude named Sinister who knocks Illyana out. Note to self avoid this guy. We see X-haven rumble and fire fall from the sky. Haven't you X-Men ever seen the movies where a persons life is linked to something or someone? I'm guessing you haven't or else you wouldn't have linked Illyana to x-haven cause anyone smart enough knows that wouldn't end well at all. We find out that in the future Wolverine  killed all the X-Men. Actually I guess Logan now since the chick in All-New Wolverine took his up his mantle. And yes I have added that series to my pull so you guys will be getting more reviews of that series :). This issue ends with Logan coming out of a bar to find Jean Grey waiting outside his trailer. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Also by the way I've added this series to my hold so you guys will definitely be seeing more reviews for this series to. Things I learned in this issue. Never piss off Jean Grey cause you'll get your ass kicked. Yes she may be a mutant but she's also a red head and everyone knows that red heads have a temper.

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Saturday, March 12, 2016

Review: Serenity #3 ( Those Left Behind )

This issue opens up with our characters going in a ship or whatever full of dead bodies in space. See why you should never go to space. Next we Simon go in Rivers room to find out yhat she took a lot of anesthetic. Is she like addicted to that stuff or something.  We go back to our other characters who are in the ship full of dead bodies. Agent Dobson makes himself known and explains his reason for being there. Note to self if you ever think you've killed the bad guy think again csuse they always seem to come back to life somehow or just won't die. Malcolm and his men kill Agent Dobson and his men. Next we see Malcolm and his crew saying goodbye to Inara. Shepherd tells Malcolm that he's leaving because soon enough he won't care if he hits Malcolm again. This issue ends with some guy getting an assignment and a picture of River. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember always shoot or stab the bad guy twice to make sure they're dead.

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Friday, March 11, 2016

Review: Black Jack Ketchum #1

This issue opens up with some guy riding a horse. I've always been scared of horses ever since I jumped on one when I was younger. Don't give that look like what an idiot. I was young and got scared when the horse started running away with me on it so I jumped head first into a pile of hay. Next we see the guy get off his horse and walk into a saloon. Geez how long was he in there? Before there was no snow and now there's snow. Note to self saloons can be distracting you might be in there for a couple months. We see the day before the guy went in the saloon and stayed in till winter. Oh no this ain't good two guys with guns are waking him up. Oh hi Jerry and Jack come back after I finish my nap then you can get back to pointing your guns at me. Both the guys think our main character is Black Jack Ketchum but he's actually Tom Ketchum. Ok guys obviously he's Tom not Black so you can leave him alone so he can get back to his card game. Next we see both guys get shot by some little girl. Note to self never mess with her she's pretty good with a gun. We see the little girl and Tom run through a bunch of different saloons to get away from some people named the dusters. Wait the saloons are magical? And what happens when a duster goes through a saloon into another one? Does it die? Next we see the little girl and Tom in a graveyard with a fire. You sure the graveyard is the best place to be at night? I mean from what I've been told some creepy and bad stuff happens in a graveyard at night. Is Tom talking to his gun? Yep he's definitely talking to his gun. Note to everyone apperently guns can talk to people now along with killing people. Oh look knew being in the graveyard would end badly for him. The dusters found him and are already shooting at him and the little girl. Oh grat zombie horses. What I'm guessing they are zombie horses, I mean it looks like they just poped out of the ground. The little girl covers Tom as he takes one of the dusters horses. Next we see Tom riding the horse till he gets swallowed by a train. Tom wakes up to see three men standing behind a desk and asking if he knows who they are. Why yes you three are the three stoges right? Well looks like those three got hung so it's definitely time to get the heck out of here. Tom rides his horse out of the train. This issue ends with us finding out who the judge is. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember guns can now talk to people. Things I learned from this issue don't buy a gun cause it'll talk to you and start killing people.

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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Review: Spider Island #5

This issue opens up with our heros getting the crap beat out of them by the giant Spider Queen. Note to self never go up against the giant Spider Queen. We see Venom run at her head on while she uses her sonic scream on him. I have a feeling that's gonna do some severe damage to him. Wait is he disconnecting with the symbiote so it can connect with the Spider Queen? I wonder how this is gonna play out. We see the symbiote fuse with the Spider Queen. The Spider Queen tries to convince the symbiote to join her and take a different host. Ya good luck the symbiote and Flash Thompson are friends so that won't work. Really she survived that fall? Next we see Dinasour-Man come with some T-Rexs to finish off the queen. Well I did not see that coming. We see Spider-Man tell Flash Thompson that he saved the world and that he's Spider-Mans hero. We see a few days later when everyone is fixing stuff and getting used to life without the Spider Queen. Really there's a Dino-Thor now? This issue ends with everyone being happy. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Now I wish I was a bird person... what it'd be cool to have wings and fly around.

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Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Review: Midnighter #8

This issue opens up with some woman killing Grodd. Is it me or does Grodd look different? I mean when has Grodd ever had two horns like a rhino? Next we meet a new character named Mndawe. Oh look Midnighter is being interviewed by people. I take it Robert and Will are extreme geeks and Midnighters number one fans. Hey Midnighter didn't you know it not nice to take a call during an interview. We see Midnighter use his magic door to go to the city where Grodd got shot and goes up against a weird looking animal. On this episode of wild animals in the city we see one go up against some guy dressed in leather. Oh looks like some other guy is joining the fight. Says his name is Dominic Mndawe. Cool he knows magic cause he just turned that animal into two animals. That's all folks see you next week. Midnighter and Dominic follow an elephant to the sportsmans ambition club and beat the crap out of them. Dominic fuses one of the guys with a mosquito. Note to self never fight Dominic cause chances are he'll fuse you with some random animal. Next we see Midnighter meet with Marina Lucas. You know the crazy chick who attacked that one company and went to jail for it. This issue ends with Midnighter getting called by Spyral and deciding that he'll work with them to help them get some pistol back. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hopefully Midnighter doesn't hurt Harley Quinn. If he does I'll hurt him.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Review: Spider Island #4

This issue opens up with our heros at the avengers mansion. Note to self become a superhero and get others to become superheros so we can all get a big mansion together. Venom tells everyone that they're gonna fix their equipment then attack the Spider Queen head on. I have a feeling taking her head on won't end well. Spider-Man gives Venom a secret weapon to use when they go up against the Spider Queen. Go read this issue to find out what the secret weapon is. Next we see Dinasour-Man in a museum. Wait what's he doing in there? Next we see Dinasour-Man riding on a dinosaur out of the museum towards an army of spider people. Oh yay I get to see the new jurassic world movie in a marvel comic book. We see the other heros attack the Spider Queen. Really Mr. Jameson even as a spider person you're still gonna make Spider-Man out to be the bad guy. The Spider Queen uses her sonic attack on our heros. Oh hell ya good thing Venom had that secret weapon on him. Well that's suprising they actually got her down. Now all they need to do is kill her. Really Spider-Man you're still going for the no kill rule even after everything she's done? I agree with the others you have to change when horrible shit like this happens. I mean heck the other Spider-Man in Renew Your Vows did it so why can't you do the same thing Spider-Man. This issue ends with the Spider Queen evolving. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely can't wait to read the last issue. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. See Spider-Man you should have killed her or she wouldn't have evolved into a giant Spider Queen.

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Monday, March 7, 2016

Review: Darth Vader #6

This issue opens up with Vader fighting the jedis or sith people that we met in the last issue. We see them all take him on one by one. Really? Have these guy ever seen an action movie? I'm guessing not cause if they did they'd know not to face Vader one on one. We see Vader cut one of them... wait that thing don't feel pain? I think the one that don't feel pain might have a chance against Vader but I doubt it. Yep he died but not from Vader. It was Morit that killed him. The emperor puts an end to the fight and has Vader come with him. The emperor tells Vader that he disappointed him that day on Mustafar. You know that faithful day that got him in that awesome all black suit. Geez the sith lords sure aren't nice to their apprentices. Vader meets with Boba Fett and finds out that he has a son. This issue ends with Vader getting angry and cracking the ships glass. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I still think the emperor should get his men a therapist but then they'd all get angry and probably kill the therapist.

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Saturday, March 5, 2016

Review: Venus #1

This issue opens up with a bunch of dead bodies floating on a ship in space. This is why I'll never ever go into space. We some chick kick a dead body making the flesh on the face go everywhere. We find out that the chick is Commander Pauline Manashe who is also a pilot. Commander Pauline Manashe makes the landing. Next we meet a few other characters such a Dr. Gold, Chad, and Reyes. We find out that the reactor on the ship might explode. I have a feeling it will. Commander... I mean Captain Pauline Manashe has everyone get in rovers before the reactor explodes. Yep see it just blew up. Oh great a hail storm just what they needed. Oh look someone else just died from the hail storm. Should've kept your head down like they told you to. Note to self never be in hail storm on Venus. We see Reyes get hit by some hail and get saved by chad. Darn I was kinda hoping she'd die. What she's annoying. Go read this issue and you'll see for yourself. We see our characters reach camp augustine. Um guys the place looks a bit beat up if you haven't noticed so don't get your hopes up. This issue ends with the airlock opening to reveal the inside trashed all to hell and some robot who is beat up pretty bad. I think the robot might have sabotaged the place.... what I don't trust robots. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty interesting. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'll probably add this series to my pull. Something I learned from this issue is never go to venus.

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Review: Deadpool & Cable Split Second #1

This issue opens up with Deadpool killing a bunch of Hydra members. Note to self never fight Deadpool cause you'll lose. I'm sure I made a note of that one but it doesn't hurt to double the notes. We see Deadpool save a sciencetist from all yhe Hydra members... wait what the heck is going on with my comic? Is it defective? All I see is flashes of different scenes and static. Better take this copy back and get a new one that won't glitch on me. Oh hey who's that pretty lady with a goat. Wait she's Deadpools wife. Darn that sucks cause I was totally thinking of taking her on a date but I think Deadpool would kill me if I did that. Oh crap now some dude with a gun is attacking Deadpool. We find out that the person attacking Deadpool is obi-wan... woops I mean Cable. Oh hey I've heard of him. He's also in the Deadpool video game. Cable tells Deadpool that he saw the future and saw Deadpool kill the sicincetest that he saved at the start of the issue. Oh so my comic isn't defective it's Cable who's defective. We see Deadpool and Cable waiting outside on top of the sicincetest hotel to make sure Deadpool doesn't kill him. Wait how is Deadpool gonna kill him if he's right there? Oh shit who's that guy in the cool robotic looking suit. Crap Deadpool just joind the fight wich means something bad will definitely happen. Yep see this issue ends with cool suit guy and Deadpool getting in a fight that causes Deadpools gun to go off and shoot someone. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good I'll probably add this series to my pull. If i write more reviews for this series then you guys will know I added it to my pulll. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. That would have been cool to see Obi-Wan kenobi and Deadpool team up. I wonder how that would go.

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Review: Colder #4 ( Toss The Bones )

This issue opens up with Declan and Reece running down a street while people and birds say colder. Oh don't worry about it guys I'm sure they're just warning you that the weather will get colder. I mean heck it's colder where I am. If I had people and animals telling me it was getting colder before it got cold I'd already be ready for winter before it even  hit. We some little girl pulling a giant slab and saying how she's food. Well all humans are food to animals and even people if you are stranded with others and run out of food so fast that you get hungry enough that you eat the others then ya everyone is food at some point. Note to self never buy an alarm clock from Nimble Jack cause he'll just put it inside your mouth and let it ring so it hurts your head. Declan and Reece go back to the normal world and we see Declan start to cure people of insanity. Dude you sure that's the best idea. I mean it seems like Nimble Jack wants you to get colder so maybe you should get warmer. Next we see Declan come out of a building looking like he's on his death bed. This issue ends with Reece buying Declan a burito and having a talk with him. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good definitely feel like the next issue or next few are gonna be pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. No Nimble Jack I will not buy an alarm clock from you I don't want to wake up to an alarm clock ringing in my head.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Review: The Violent #1

This issue opens up with some guy sitting on a bench and smoking and looking at a house. We see the owner leave his house and our main character walk towards the house almost getting hit by a car. We find out the main characters name is Mason and that his has a girlfriend named Becky who thinks he scoping out the house. Actually I think he was just looking at houses so he knows what kind to buy you guys when he gets the chance. Don't be so quick to judge. Oh hey he's got a daughter named Kaitlyn. Why does this remind me of a certain friend I have? Anyways we see that our main character helps people move their stuff out of houses and works with a guy who was also in jail just like him. Oh great. Dylan tells Mason about his ex and what she did while he was in prison. Hey you can't blame her for working the corners. I assume that's what's she was doing since the man of the house left. Next we see Mason steal butter, eggs and milk... actually looks like he just decked the clerk who ran after him to stop him from stealing and just threw everything away after he decked the clerk. What the heck man your daughter needed that stuff. I know you were stealing it but dam actually go through with it. Next we see Becky go to work where she runs into a friend and drug dealer ex friend I should say. Dam dude don't have to be an ass just cause she won't take your drugs snd number like you want her to. Note to self and anyone reading don't do drugs or you'll end up in a bathroom crying. We see Mason watching his daughter while she plays with blocks. Mason gets a call from Dylan asking him to come talk to him. Geez never mind Dylan reminds me of my friend. They both think they're cable of drinking and driving but aren't so you have to talk some sense into them and have someone else drive for them. They also drink and complain about their problems and if you don't want to listen to it one day they make you out to be the bad guy and act like their actually doing you a favor in some way when they're actually not. Next we see Mason go to the bar where Dylans at and leaves his daughter all alone in the car while he goes in to talk to Dylan. We see Mason try to get Dylan to get in the car with him but ends up having a drink with him instead to actually get him to come out of the bar and into the car. This issue ends with the cops arresting Mason and his daughter not being the car. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good and sad at some points. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Note to every parent never leave your three year old kid out in a car alone especially if it's cold out and they tell you that they want to go in with you so they don't have to be in a cold car all alone!

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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Review: Public Relations #1

This issue opens up with us meeting some of the characters such as the main character Dan Clover and his crush Threnody who I have to say it hot even though she seems like the emo type or the type that likes bondage. Which according to my sister I like those types. Anyways we also meet Violet who is dating Dans brother Kade. Oh look they're all flying on a dragon. I know who would like this book the girl I like who is not emo or into bondage. We see a mouth ago when Dan asked Threnody to be his date to his dads party. Next we see Dan have a dinner date with his mom where she tells him how she got an invitation to and will be going. Oh hey we're back to the present where the pilot is asleep at the wheel... wait I thought dragons were capable of flying by themselves so why does he need to fly it? We go back to the past when Dan and Threnody were the only ones on a jet going to where Dans dad lives. Once they land in Sardonia they meet a guy named Chip who is also their limo driver and seems like he got dropped on his head as a baby or smoked to much pot one time. Back to the present we see Dan wake the pilot up who tells him that he's a nercoleptic... wait why in the hell is he a pilot then? Back to the day before his dads party we see him meet his dad for a brief second. His dad seems messed up to. Like who lets everyone in the room know that you need to take a crap. I was hungry for a snikers bar but after reading that I'm not. Next we see the dragon land and Dan walk around trying to find signal and walking into a bunch of men on horses with weapons. This issue ends with one of the men telling the rest to kill Dan and then feed the rest of him to the pigs. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh interesting and weird. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Kade looks and reminds me of one of those emo children that thinks just cause their emo and maybe worship Satan that their all so powerful when they're actually just crazy.

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