Guess what it's Saturday so that means it's Saturday story time :).
Heather: Yes wait.. Its saturday!
No it's Sunday.. didn't u know everyone goes to schools on Saturday now?
You're very pretty
Heather: Oh stop!
Lmao ok. So why'd u go to home coming with a monster?
Heather: You mean the baby
Yes that... wait you're into babys?
Heather: Yeah
Dang. How come the cops haven't found u yet?
Heather: Hahaha. Shes my baby girl.
Wait I thought the baby in that home coming picture was a guy.. did she decide to go butch?
Heather: Oh wait.. Thats my ex
Did you like totally forgot about him? I never knew he was that mean of a baby
Heather: Lmfao
I'm guessing he cried to much so u threw him in a dumpster
Heather: Totally
I see. So how's your Saturday going? Watched any Saturday cartoons?
Heather: Adventure time
I've watched that cartoon and it is pretty good. I've been in bed sick. Which has been ok.. I think
Heather: Lol.
Ya u must have got me sick. So how's school going for u? Met any cute guys... I mean babys?
Heather: Shuddup. No not really i dumped my bf all bad ass and everything ya no. But he aint a giant baby (my new one)
Ur new baby huh.. what's his name? Little jelly?
Heather: Austinn!
Where'd u find this baby? Or did you steal him from his mother?
Heather: Choo choos 20 minutes away from me lmao
Oh I see. How interesting.. I'm not into babys btw. Definitely not a pedophile
Heather: Lmao. Is this part of the saturday night story time or whatever its called.
Saturday story time. Get it right. And yes this is. :)
Heather: Yeahhbuddy!
The readers are gonna start mailing u babys after they read this. Btw what is ur mailing address?
Heather: 100 south wells street sistersville wv 26175
K people write that address down so u can mail her all the babys u don't want. She loves babys ;)
Heather: My mom works at the most haunted hotel and so i went into the restroom today and the left door was closed so i walked in anyway and nobody was in there and i just went to the other one and im sitting there and you can hear peeing or something for like 5 minutes and flushing in between in the other stall and it scared the poop out of me!
Heather: I aint a baby stealer! They can send me anything they want!
Wow I've never had a ghost scare the poop out of me right as I'm on the toilet. This is the first time I've ever heard that
Heather: It was the funniest thing ever. I mean my mom works at a haunted hotel and thats where i was.
I'm gonna have to go to a haunted place sometime and try to take a poop when I'm constipated and see if a ghost will scare all the poop out of me.
Heather: Lmao. Go to the wells inn in sistersville. My mom works there lots of people have died there.
But I have no way of getting there. Are u saying you'll let me fly on ur back all the way there?
Heather: Oh hail no! Nobody got time for datt!
Dang and here I thought we were best friends.
Heather: Were more than best friends were broos.
Wait ur a guy?
Heather: No.. We dated so hopefully im not a guy. I have a vagina its all good.
Well that's good. I was little freaked out there I thought I'd accidentally been gay once
Heather: Oh heck naw! Were buds.
That's good to hear :). I mean I can't be gay cause if I were gay the mormons might try to burn me. Cause you know they don't know how to be nice
Heather: Lmfao.
Anything else you want the readers 2 know before we end our first post?
Heather: Nahh. I dont think so.
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