Review: Dark Fang #2

This issue opens up with Valla going to where she was turned into a vampire and talking to three skulls. Um how can they even talk if they're dead? Like if she were to pour her blood on their husbands ashes would his ashes be able to talk? Dam if she could vaporize that skull how come she didn't just vaporize all three of them when she had the chance? I feel like this issue brings up alot of questions here. I'm hoping that if this series continues they'll dive further into all of this so I won't be so confused. Wait so she gave the other two more blood but set them on fire? Does this completely kill them off? I'll probably google all this later. Next we see her talk to some fisherman, undress for him, turn into a shark and destroy and oil rig or platform. Normally when those things go boom don't they leak oil into the ocean? If I'm right then she's no better than the people she's mad at. Why do people think jello pools are cool? Like no jello shots are better in my mind. I mean I've never had one but I'd like to try one just to see if they do the trick like normal shots. This issue ends with her drowning the ceo of Axco Oil in his own jello pool. Artwork was ok. As for the story it was very confusing. I'm giving this issue a 5 out of 10. Hopefully things will make sense in the next issues.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't fill your pool full of jello just have jello shots instead.

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Review: Outcast #10

This issue opens up where we last left off. Guys quit standing there and take her to a hospital. Next we get a short scene with Sidny. I think that's demons name and that's how you spell it. Anyway he visits with another demon. Yep don't remember that guy at all. Also when is Kyle gonna get the demon out of this guy and that old lady? I mean he got one out of his abusive mother, the love of his life and a hungry little boy who I still think was just hungry cause his family was poor and ontop of all of that the daughter got more attention then the little boy did. But ya if it's gonna be a slow burn before he gets the demons out of all those people makes me feel like he'll end up in a bar with all of them and get in a bar fight with them since he's beat the crap out of most of them. I'm sure I've said this and I'll say it again if someone does have a demon in them don't go and beat the crap out of them. Call your bishop of whoever. Oh finally they got Sherry to a hospital. Also I thought she died last issue but I guess she's still alive but in the sake state that Kyles mom is in. So doe that mean if he cries on all them during the bar fight that the hospital will be filled with people like his mom? I feel like Robert Kirkman just loves violence so the only way Kyle can make sure these people don't end up like his mom is to feed Robert Kirkmans hunger for violence. Anyways a few pages later we see Kyle sneak over... Scratch that tries to sneak over to see his ex wife I think and their daughter. I get you love her dude but doing this stuff will get you thrown in jail man. Like yo you showing up probably puts them in danger so if you get thrown in jail your wife will get possed again and your daughter will either die or get possed to. Yo why are you gonna call the police on him now? First you yell at him and then basically throw yourself on him. Like I'm surprised you hadn't ripped off his clothes already. But now you're like well that was fun to tease you like that now I'm just gonna go call the cops on you. I feel bad for Kyle after that. I do hope Kyle gets a happy ending with his ex wife and daughter. This issue ends with Sidny ready to give Reverend Anderson a beating. Artwork was ok. The story was also good. Yes I know I gave it lots of crap but I actually like how these issues are slowly building up to stuff. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you get possed by a demon just let Kyle beat the crap out of you. Sure it'll hurt and feed Robert Kirkmans hunger for violence but at least you won't end up like Sherry and Kyles mom.

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Review: Night Trap #1

This issue opens up with some redneck killer watching a horror movie. Um how does he get any channels out there in the swamps? Though I guess if it's a movie he bought and poped in then that'd make sense. Next we see a bunch of FBI agents try to catch him but fail horribly. You know for being FBI agents you'd figure they'd be smart enough not to run off alone. Like just cause you're in a horror comic doesn't mean you have to be an idiot. Also see why you shouldn't trust rednecks. I'm sure I've even made a note to myself never to trust them. Although I do have a few friends that are rednecks so hopefully they won't kill me in the future. Next we see a bunch of girls arrive at some cabin.
Horror movie/comic check list
√: Have a bunch of horny teens arrive at a creepy cabin where they will most definitely die.
√: Have some people bring drugs or alcohol to said place cause hey they probably won't die if they're sober.
√: Introduce the moody teen who doesn't want to be there or knows they shouldn't be there and will probably survive after shit hits the fan.
√: Have one teen go off somewhere alone where they will definitely be the first to die.
Dam the ending to this issue was good. I do have some questions though that'll hopefully be answered later in the series. Like do the killer group of rednecks just go to these random ass cabins and set traps? I mean what if people never show up and it's abandoned forever. I mean that'd be a waste of traps. Also that dumbass should've ran the other direction once he saw the headless manikin. Although now that I think about it there probably would've been someone there to kill him if he had been smart enough to do that since there was a group of rednecks. Artwork was good. As for the story it was ok. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Avoid swamps and rednecks. Both of those together will definitely get you killed.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #6

This issue opens up with Deadpool walking his pet dragon I think. I'm not really sure what that thing is all I know is it takes human sized craps. The reason that guy has a boom box Deadpool is so that the plot for this issue would be introduced. Later we see Deadpool run into a stunt man on a glider. Note to self if you see a stunt man on a glider and he tells you to come to a movie being filmed about you run away cause he'll try to kill you later. Like seriously when the talked Deadpool into showing up I'm sure all the readers knew he was lying. Is Deadpool really that stupid or were the writers just making him that stupid this issue just so they could get all these jokes in this issue. The next few pages are them on the set of the movie and then them fighting the stunt man who said he wasn't a villain when all the readers knew and Deadpool didn't. Wait is that really how Spider-Man met the Green Goblin? Also that history about Spider-Man and Green Goblin never actually happened. There's no way Gwen Stacy slept with the Green Goblin and we all know it so don't try and fight me on it. The ending to this issue was actually pretty funny :). Artwork was good. The story was ok but not the best. Like I get it was a filler issue which they mentioned. And yes I see why they did the filler issue this way but I feel like it could've been better though I'm sure Ryan Reynolds loved it. I give this issue a 7 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't trust stunt men. Want to know why just read this issue.

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Review: Nvrlnd #1

This issue opens up with Peter Pan getting some action. Who does it on a pinball machine? I mean I guess that'd be interesting. Anyways next we see someone in the shadows offer Alexis better drugs than what Peter has. Um was he there the whole time just watching them pork? If he was that makes him hella creepy. Note to self next time you get some action make sure no one is in the shadows watching. Hooks stuff seems deadly not better just saying. Later on in the issue we get to meet Wendy and Tiger. Is that how all girls are when they meet another girl? Like yo Tiger get to know her before you judge her. I am surprised Wendy wasn't the mean one after hearing about the stuff she did. Hey ya that's a perfect idea there's a dangerous drug on the streets that is killing people young girls so instead of letting her have her cell phone back so she can get ahold of better if she gets into trouble you give her a pager? Does anyone else see a horrible death in her future cause that's what I see. So wait was Peter dating Tink when he slept with Alexis or did they start dating after? Never cheat people it's not a nice thing to do. Wait so Tiger and Wendy got in a little cat fight but now they're friends? I thought that was only a guy thing. I like tattoos and all but I don't think I'd ever get a tattoo from Hook. Also what's his and Peters history in this series I am definitely interested to see how they got to where they are. This issue ends with Hook being a creeper while he tattoos some chick. Artwork was good. As for the story it's ok and it's also not. Like I feel like they purposely made Wendys parents stupid. I give this issue a 5 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If there's ever a dangerous drug on the streets or some killer on the lose. If your kid is grounded take their phone away and just give them a pager making it harder for them to contact you if they run into trouble. #parenting101

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #13

This issue opens up with people telling ghost stories by a camp fire. Dam now I'm in the mood to go camping and make some smores. Anyways next we see Deadpool beating the crap out of Batroc. This whole fight scene between Deadpool and Gwenpools team goes on for almost all of the issue. It was actually pretty good. And yes he had quite a few word bubbles. Wait so since Deadpool was in this issue and people know him so well does that mean he helped her get noticed more? I mean he said he didn't know her and that he was basically more popular than her so then in a way he helped her out a bit. Man it was nice of Gwenpool to get Mega Tony that job at Parker Industries but now that Parker Industries is no more that means Mega Tony went back to his sad boring life. Note to self try not to have a sad and boring life like Mega Tony. Um why was Cecil running from the townsfolk? Did they actually have weapons that could hurt him or some way of capturing him? Artwork was good. The story was aight but not the best. Hopefully Gwenpool will grow on her own in the next issues. I give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you die and come back as a ghost that people can see it's probably not the best idea to go say hi to a loved one unless you think you can take all the townsfolk that chase after you.

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Review: Black Magick #6

This issue opens up twenty years in the past on Rowans thirteenth birthday which is also when witches go through the awakening process. At least that's what I assume since that's what I think we saw throughout this issue. Quick question what is the Rede? Does anyone know what that is? If no one does I'll just google it. Anyways that panel where she was submerged in the water was pretty cool. I feel like going through that process would be cool but only if you didn't have so many horrible memories like Rowan does. I mean it looks like all those memories took a toll on her in her younger years. I mean at least she's a badass now though so that's a good thing. Darn this issue had a sad ending. Yo that little girl with her mouth shown shut is creepy. I sure hope I don't see stuff like that before I die. Artwork was great. As for the story it was also great. At first I didn't know what to think but then I started to like it. I totally thought they'd come back right where they left off but they decided to pause on that for a bit and let us see a bit of Rowans past which was nice so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If you see s creepy little girl with yellow eyes and her mouth shown shut you should probably run unless you want to die. I think I'll even add that in my notes to self section.

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