Review: Tales From Oz #3 ( The Scarecrow )

This issue opens up with Lynessa and Zinna asking Bartleby to go and convenience the people of oz to bend their knees to the wicked witches. Don't do it man. They can't be trusted. Next we meet Tessa Bartlebys wife they talk about the mission the witches have sent him on and then they have sex in a field with a scarecrow watching them. Well he's getting the show of his life. Tessas family agrees to yield. Bartleby rides off and convinces a few people to yield but not all. Next we see him in some old mans cottage and tired. And the old man gives him a place to stay and some food. Bartleby wakes up to the village being slaughtered and almost gets killed by the old man. Kinda deserved it I mean after all he was stupid enough to trust the witches. Tessa ends up being turned into a scarecrow and being burned. This issue ends with Bartleby being turned into a scarecrow to remind him of Tessa. Oh the irony. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise good expect for the part where they did it in a field that's unsanitary. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Well I'm gonna go have sex in a field now see you guys later :).

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Review: Max Ride First Flight #1

So this issue opens up with Max having a dream about erasers chasing her. No not the ones you use at school. Ones that are part man part wolf so basically a wearwolf. Next we see Max wake up from her dream and narrate her life story and how Jeb was a scienctest at the school and saved them. Be warned the next few parts piss me off. We meet Maxs family. Nudge, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Fang. We see that they're a normal family who cooks and eats together minus the parents. Anyways the erasers come crashing through the windows and attack them. Actually in the book they were outside picking berries. We see that the kids have wings from the experiments at the school. Wait what the fuck? Why is half their wings metal that was never in the book either. Plus they didn't fear Ari at the school he was a little kid when they were there not a full grown eraser. Anyways Ari takes Angel. I count three things they got right that was in the book. Gazzy explains that he's the Gasman cause he knows how to work computers and blow things up. Actually Nudge was better with computers and Gazzy farted a lot and blew things up so half of that's wrong. This issue ends with Max getting shot by a hand gun and falling off a bridge. Um that never happened either. She got shot by a shotgun and ran into the woods. Also why have they turned Fang into a self absorbed douchbag? Artwork was ok. Story wise it was totally opposite and didn't match so I give this issue a 5 out of 10. Remember don't read this series in comic book form.

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Review: Sworads Of Sorrow #1

In this issue we meet Jungle who's running from a dinosaur with kids in her arms. Well ken ham will be very disappointed. I'm sure if he read this he'd be saying no the dinosaur is a vegetarian not a meat eater. Next we meet Red Sonja who is singing herself as she lays in a desert. Wait how'd she get in this situation I thought she was badass? Anyways next we meet Vampirella who goes up against someone called the crow. Then we meet kato and Jennifer Blood. Oh ya and Dejah Thoris. Well if I'm counting correctly the traveler will have more warriors than the prince who just summoned creatures to protect him from all women... but your warriors are women so how's that gonna work? Anyways the traveler sends some guy to give all the chicks we just met a sword plus some lady named lady greystone. Wait who's that? I've never heard of her before. This issue ends with the prince making some boring speech. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise great introductions. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember don't summon monsters to help protect you from women if you have some working for you.

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Review: Convergence #0

This issue opens up with Superman in... where is he? Hey you with all the eyes wheres superman? Brainiac tells superman that he's somewhere where time and space don't exist and that viral dox served his purpose. Not very explanatory Brainiac. Also who is viral dox? Any of my readers want to let me know if you know. Anyways next we see superman chained up and getting shocked. I'm gonna leave for a moment and let superman and Brainiac have their fifty shades of gray moment. Anyways superman finally gets out of the tourter chamber and meets a new Brainiac one that isn't all metal... geez my head hurts already. Anyways superman ask to go home so Brainiac shows him all the cities he has with all the different people. Superman flips out about this and destroys a bunch of Brainiacs. This issue ends with Brainiac sending superman away. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise.. um I'm confused. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. After reading this I need to take a few pills to help my headache go away.

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Review: Colder #5 ( The Bad Seed )

This issue opens up with Declan getting his fingers chopped off. Finger overkill. Jeez seeing so many fingers being chopped off and hearing how much swivel loves them is enough to drive anyone insane. Hey you. Ya you reading this you have nice fingers :). Anyways swivel pulls some of Declans memories out of his head and shows them to Reece. Basically we see that somehow Declan resisted the urge to harvest once. Wait if he did it once he can do it again right? Declan stabs swivel in the face wich does nothing to him. I think Declan needs to watch more horror movies so he understands that the monster doesn't die off so easily. This issue ends with Declan chopping off the rest of his fingers causing swivel to fall off a bulding. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise to much to do with fingers. I give this issue a 6 out of 10. Remember you have nice fingers and should let me have them... shit!

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Review: Wytches #5

This issue opens up with a mood chart. Next we see Charlie trying to tell his wife who Sailor is that they have a daughter with that name but then the cop Mr. Petal walks in... hmm that name sounds kinda like a hippie name. Let me guess he works for the extreme tree hugging hippies that put people in trees. Yep knew it he just tried to shoot Charlie. Charlie ends up getting Petals gun and makes him lead him to the big secret base of the extreme tree hugging hippies. Petal tells Charlie how he's extremely old and how he can get up from anything. Even if Charlie shoots you in the head or chops your head off and rips your heart out? Charlie ends up putting something called stink all over his body and in his mouth. Well I don't think I'd ever put that stuff in my mouth but over my body ya. Yes he just shot Mr. Petal... seriously that guys still talking. Does he ever shut up? Next we see Charlie clim down the tree till he finds Sailor. This issue ends with Petal letting the extreme tree huggers eat him but as they eat him he says something very important. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise it has me on the edge of my seat wanting to read the next issue. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if someone has Petal for a name they're definitely a hippie.

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Review: Chaos Prequel ( One Shot )

In this issue we meet a hooded person who narrates the whole time. We also meet our first main character Purgatori half vampire half demon. Anyways she kills some exotic dancers or whatever. I'm sure that'd be something guys would want to hear on the news. Next we meet Chastity Marks who's vampire and kills monsters that kill and step out of line. So she's a loner? I mean heck she reads in the library alone so she might as well be. Next we meet officer Catherine Bell who has another side of her called Bad Kitty. Sounds like a name you'd give a stripper or hooker. Anyways she ends up killing a wolf and making a fur coat out of him. Achievement unlocked insult to injury. Anyways the hooded man takes them to the relm of mistress hel where they all flip a bitch and get at each others throats. This issue ends with them agreeing to help the hooded man gain power so one of them can get their wish granted. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm guessing a lot of fan boys read this just for all the hot chicks. Actually they probably didn't even read it they probably did something else.

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Review: Return Of The Living Deadpool #2

This issue opens up with some chick telling a story about the first Deadpool and how he saved them then screwed shit up. Then she tells them about the prophecy where they kill the original Deadpool. Well that's gonna suck for him. Next we see Deadpool and Liz waiting out in the open for a train. I agree with Deadpool if it's so dangerous why are they out on the open? Anyways Deadpool and Liz get on the train and kill a lot of Deadpools. Liz finds her family well most cause her mom gets turned into a Deadpool. So basically she was a girl who turned into a zombie then turns into Deadpool who is a dude. Wouldn't that be a strange thing to go through? This issue ends with Deadpool blowing up the train. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember don't get by a zombie then turn into a Deadpool.

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Review: Colder #4 ( The Bad Seed )

This issue opens up with some guy hailing a taxi and swivel slamming the door causing his fingers to get chopped off. Let me guess all future issues will open up with a scene like that. Anyways Reece finally turns the door but walks into a place with a swivel like creature milking people. When is swivel gonna learn that milking cows would be way better. Next Reece meets a rat who looks just like her and has her name. Wait you say your not going insane or that you don't want it to happen again yet you're talking to a rat that has your name and looks just like you. Ya you're definitely going crazy pr already are. Anyways we see her hammer a nail in some old ladys head. Someone hates grandmas cooking a little to much. This issue ends with Declan getting some of his fingers chopped off. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. Finger chopper achievement unlocked.

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Review: Savior #1

In this issue we meet a news reporter Jill Bennington and a guy who apperently can heal and save people. Wait who got shot? This opening doesn't make sense. Next we go six months before the shooting where an officer is talking to someone then we meet a new character Malcolm. Then we cut to a high school where a news reporter is giving kids life advice. Ok it doesn't seem  like these characters get much of an opening but hey can't complain. Anyways we see Malcolm in the bathroom buying something and calling some short kid an asswipe. Yep so glad I'm out of high school. We see the news reporter aka Cassie talking to some old chick and having dinner. On the drive home or whatever a big airplane crashes on the road and goes into a corn filed or some of it does. This issue ends with a mysterious man emerging from the corn filed. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I only have two things to say. Who got shot? And oh great at the end this book turned into children of the corn.

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Review: New Suicide Squad #11

This issue opens up with Deadshot looking for Manta. Manta tells him what happened to Boomerang. Geez can't believe Manta likes these guys. I mean heck who doesn't let kids play and have fun? Anyways Amanda waller and Sage get news that Manta and the rest of the team are headed to allys fecility to blow it up with the rouge assassins... I have a feeling this won't go welll. Yep they're already breaking down the door and killing some men. We see Deadshot not doing so well with his aim. Guess they'll have to call him badshot now. Anyways Reverse Flash, Harley Quinn and Parasite go to get the others before they blow up the fecility. Well Parasites frozen maybe h- really she's down to guess it's up to R- oh come on quite getting your asses kicked. This issue ends with the fecility being blown up. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you go up against the league of assassins or some rouge assassins then you're bound to lose.

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #13 ( Spider Verse Part 5 )

This issue opens up with Lord Souls declaring that there'll be no more Spider-Men. Next we see Uncle Ben explain how he became Spider-Man and how Otto Octavius destroyed his world. See Doc Ock this proves you shouldn't be Spider-Man and that you'll fail. Anyways Silk and Spider-Gwen go to loom world to save Spider-Woman. I'm guessing that's a bad idea but hey every horror movie or superhero movie has a few idiots. Doc Ock tries to read the scrolls that Spider-Woman sent and brings up his talking computer which makes Peter ask why he made it of Anna. Dude you just gave it away that you got your body back now he's probably gonna try and kill you. Anyways Kaine gets mad and goes to loom world and kills lord souls.  Really? Cosmic Spider-Man couldn't do it but he can? Oh well Morlun or whoever killed him so guess he wasn't that badass. This issue ends with all the spiders going to loom world. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember if you have great power and your family dies just give up. Cause screw great responsibility right.

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Review: The F1rst Hero #1 ( Fight For Your Life )

This issue opens up with a gambler getting the crap beat out of him by a three armed man. So basically if he loses an arm he doesn't have to worry cause he has an extra. Anyways we then see Jake Roth at Scotty Winters funeral with a bunch of people outside the church with hateful signs so basically like that time I went to the temple or when idiots protest against gays getting married. Next we see Jake pour water on them. Well you know what they say, karmas a bitch. Jake goes to his dads work wich is a television station. So basically this superhero is rich. Jeez how many rich superheros need to exist? Anyways Jake bumps into some chick. I have a feeling she's either gonna be his booty call or love interest. Either way rich equals getting laid. Next Jakes friends take him to an illegal cage fight. Something tells me that won't end well. This issue ends with some guy getting his neck snapped. Artwork was ok. I give this issue a 6 out of 10. Remember don't go to an illegal cage fight unless you want a three armed man to snap your neck.

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #12 ( Spider Verse Part 4 )

This issue opens up with tons of Spider-Men and women getting killed. Spider-Man returns with more Spider-Men one of whom has a giant robot. Wait why are the power rangers in this book? What do you mean it's not the power rangers? It's a Spider-Man from a Japanese world. Wait is Marvel making fun of Japanese people now. If so not funny. Next we see all the spiders leave the power rangers behind and go to jarassic park. To many shows and movies that aren't part of marvel went into this boook. Next we see Silk go to the radioactive earth. Hey I read that part in Spider-Woman #2 except the art in the background was different. Peter learns that one of the Inheritors has found a way to tap into their coms and can find them wherever they go. Jessica Drew sends Peter some reading material... um how's that gonna help? If he reads he dies. Oh I see it's the prophecys that makes sense on why she'd send him that. This issue ends with all the spiders going to the radioactive earth and meeting a familiar face. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. Remember power rangers suck at fighting so don't write them into your book or else their toy robot will fall apart.

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Review: Outcast #5

This issue opens up with Luke, the reverend and Kyle going into the interagation room with Blake Morrow. Blake or the demon possesing him says some stuff that causes Luke to hit him. There's three of them in the room and Luke just hit him so obviously he's the bad cop but who's the good cop the reverend or Kyle? I'm guessing Kyle cause he's better at casting demons out. After Luke punches the demon it spills the beans that Terry and Blake slept together. I'm guessing Blake is really stupid or just doesn't want to think on what's being said and realize what happened behind his back. Anyways he leaves and lets the reverend and Kyle do their stuff. Hmm interesting when Kyle touches demons they freak out but when the reverend throws holy water at them it does nothing. I think if I ever get possed I'll have Kyle get the demon out since he seems more holy and better than the reverend. Next we see Blake Headbutt Kyle causing his nose to bleed which causes him to remember that moment with the kid who was eating himself and just wanted attention so that he puts the his blood is Blakes mouth causing blak smoke to come out. After that a cop comes in and tells Luke, Kyle and the reverend to leave before getting the demon all the way out. I have a feeling that's not gonna end well. The reverend tells Kyle that the demon was really powerful. Thank you captain obvious. Better call the bob larsson the real exorcist so he can bring a whole crowd in there and bore the demon out with his bullshit. This issue ends with Kyle saying he wants to se Mildred again to get some answers. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you or a loved one are possed call bob larsson the real exorcist so he can bring a crowd of people or just cast the demon out of you over skype.

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Review: Convergence Suicide Squad #2

This issue opens up with the suicide squad team and the other team locked in battle. Next we see Deathstroke and Deadshot fighting. With how much the suicide squad fights it makes me wonder how they ever get out of missions alive. Why the heck is Cyborg superman just standing and watching. I'm guessing he's a creeper. Anyways Lex Luthor crashes into green lanterns sky building after that all hell breaks lose. Amanda ends up finding green lantern and learning that he has a way to make it so Cyborg superman can be free to kill them all. Um wouldn't that mean getting yourself killed to green lantern? Next we see Luthor chanting his name as he fights green lantern then ends up getting shot in his head. He really liked the sound of- hey boomerang that was my line don't steal my line! This issue ends in a big bang. Artwork was ok. I give this issue a 7 out of 10. Remember if you like the sound of your own voice you'll either get made fun of or shot cause that happened to Lex Luthor.

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Review: Colder #3 ( The Bad Seed )

This issue opens up with Swivel going into a nail salon and chopping off all the girls fingers. Next we Declan go into the building that has his curiosity. While in the building Reece crashes through one of the mirrors... wait are those birds really eating the glass shards? I don't think that's good but what do I know. Anyways Reece and Declan go through a door that shows them some of Declans past where he stole chickens and stuff from houses. While stealing a chicken and trying to steal other stuff from the house the owner finds Declan and chopps off all ten of his fingers. Next we see Declan in the asylum that he used to be in talking to Swivel. This issue ends with Declan going inside Swivel literally going inside his body. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember just cause you love fingers so much doesn't mean you should go and chopp other peoples fingers off.

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Review: Return Of The Living Deadpool #1

In this issue we meet our main character Liz who's searching for food. Along the way she runs into a Deadpool and tries to kill him cause that's what her grandpa told her to do if she ran into a pool. Wait? How'd that work I mean if he can't die and regenerates then how's that gonna work? Anyways they go walking into a trailer park where they meet zombies that talk or think out loud. So I'm guessing ghe writer is saying this is how humans will be in the future brain dead and speaking their thoughts. Guess it's a good thing I already do that. This issue ends with Liz telling Deadpool about the first Deadpool that let the zombies eat him so the world could live but resulted in a bad outcome. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if your family tells you to kill someone before they kill you then do it.

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Review: Wytches #4

This issue opens up with Sailor yelling at her dad as he sits atop a faris wheel. Next we see Charlie tell Lucy how he's veins spelled out here. I don't get it what's the here coast? Never heard of this place now I need to look it up. Anyways Charlie goes to here or some old shack to get answers out of the woman that looks like a man so he can find his daughter. Next we see Sailor in a pit with a ton of dead bodies. So the Wytches love the earth so much that they try and feed it by putting people in trees and holes. Or maybe this'll happen to as all if we don't stop poloting the earth... haha just kidding that'll never happen :). Anyways the old woman Clara Poirot hangs herself after she tells Charlie about a list and other stuff. Next in the flashback we see Charlie throw a bottle of acohal at Sailor as she climbs further up the fairs wheel. That's not very good parenting. See she's falling.. well you caught her so guess that makes up for what you did earlier. This issue ends with Lucy asking Charlie who Sailor is. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you're a tree hugger don't go killing people and sticking them in the ground or trees just cause they don't love the earth as much as you.

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #11 ( Spider Verse Part 3 )

This issue opens up with Peter and Peter fighting... wait I mean Peter and Doc Ock fighting. Jeez that's confusing. Anyways they fight and Peter ends up winning cause Ock doesn't kill him cause he thinks he's a younger him or earlier in the time line I mean. See even Ock is confused. Next we see one of the Inheritors killing a spider wolf... wait how in the heck does that work? Morlun returns and talks about the prophecy that'll end their kind. Why do villans always try to stop prophecys? I mean if they hear what's gonna happen then they should just stop and hide so the prophecy won't come true. Next we see the Spider-Men and women spilt into teams again and go off on more missons. I have a feeling that them splitting up is not the best idea. See the extremely big bad all powerful Lord Souls has entered their safe zone. This issue ends with the god like Spider-Man dying. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. Remember if you're fighting people who are way stronger than you get more people like you and stick together!

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Review: Colder #2 ( The Bad Seed )

This issue opens up with swivel looking for more fingers. I think he has a fetish for fingers. Anyways he sees a red head with nice fingers so he tears some guys back off and makes a paper airplane out of it that he uses to chop the red heads fingers off. Wait how'd that work? I don't think flesh can cut flesh. Even if it were dry flesh it'd probably be to dry and flake. Next we see Reece talking to some little kid who says a dog ate his arm but didn't know why he still had his arm. If I were Reece I'd straight out tell the kid he was crazy then walk out of the room. Next Swivel takes Reece into the mad world I guess. Note to self avoid people who like fingers. This issue ends with Swivels fingers making a doorway. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you see a dog eat your arm but your arms still there after the dog ate it than your crazy.

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Review: Star Wars #3

This issue opens up with slaves getting shot at and Luke riding a speedster and shooting clones. It seems like he sucks at using a lightsaber but is really good at shooting things. Next we see Chewie save Threepido from the aliens. Every time I read the name chewie it makes me want a chewie oatmeal bar. Next vader takes down the walker. Jeez he's badass. Kinda sucks that he has to die. Luke ends up blowing up the factory. Ok he's good at shooting things and blowing things up sadly that won't help him with vader. This issue ends with Luke saying they all should have died and that he'll never be the jedi his father was. Well no duh. Your dad is vader he's evil and badass which you'll never be so ya you'll never be like him. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember if you suck at using a lightsaber but are good at shooting and blowing things up just stick to that.

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Review: Wytches #3

This issue opens up with Sailor and her parents playing in those tube type things that kids play in at McDonalds and other places. Anyways he lights a match which helps him find them... um that's cheating plus I'm sure that's a fire hazard just saying. Next we see Sailors parents out in the woods yelling for her. Wait really? I thought she was tougher than this. Anyways Charlie explains that it was a woman who attacked him. Really? I thought it was a man. Maybe she hid her breast real well or maybe it's a man pretending to be a woman with extremely saggy breast. Anyways she sticks a needle in herself and then him. Hold on lady that's how diseases get spread so stop. After Charlie tells them what happened he goes into the woods and finds Reggie in a tree. Are the Wytches tree huggers? I get the feeling they are. I mean they live in trees and put people in them so I'm gonna guess they're tree huggers. This issue ends with Sailor in a tree with a match lit being held or dragged by the Wytches. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember if you're a hippie loving tree hugger restraint yourself from putting others in the trees you love so much. Trees don't eat or drink people so please use your brain for once in your life.

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Review: Star Wars #2

This issue opens up with Luke and Vader fighting. Well more like vader kicking lukes ass. Next Han brings the roof down on Luke and Vader. Seems like the rebels aren't doing to good. Next we see Threepido get the gun from the cockpit threaten the aliens and get shot. How'd these guys ever win again? I mean ya the clones can't hit the side of a barn but heck with how powerful vader is he should have taken the rebels apart years ago anyways Lukes saber kills a lot of the slaves. At this point I'm just gonna face palm. Oh wait Luke finally shot some clones. Your still fifty points behind but good for you. This issue ends with vader rising from the ruble. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. Remember if you're a jedi keep trak of your lightsaber so the sith lords don't use it to kill your teammates... cause after that you might as well die with them so you won't be ashamed.

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Review: Wytches #2

This issue opens up with a bit of chapter two from Charlies book... really does anyone give a crap about this book? I sure don't. I'm more interested in the main story. I mean heck leave that crap out I don't want to read about some kid at a carnival. Anyways we see Charlie trying to set up one of those chairs that can go upstairs while his friend Reggie reads his story. Charlie ends up shocking himself with the chair or one of the power fuses and gets all pissed which makes Reggie ask what's bothering him. Um he just got shocked idiot unless your blind or stupid I'd guess that's the reason he's pissed. Anyways we find out what happened to Sailor after she scrame.  Her window broke and she somehow cut herself on the shards or so her parents say oh and she has a lump on her throat. Well first off how do you explain her window breaking second how can a cut cause someone to get a lump? I mean ya if the cut got infected it'd swell but I don't think it'd leave a lump. So obviously she isn't seeing things or going crazy. Next we see Lucy talking to some kid about how he'll be ok and be swimming in ice cream and jello. I don't think anyone would want to swim in ice cream and jello. Heck after you got out you'd be sticky and the rest of the ice cream and jello would be contaminated with your germs so no thank you. Next we see Sailor freaking out and driving the school bus home. Um where was the bus driver or other school works to stop her from stealing the bus? That just proves that school is not a safe place for kids to go to. This issue ends with Charlie getting attacked by some crazy guy. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.  Remember don't swim in ice cream and jello. Unless you're obese then go for it but don't blame me when your all sticky or die from eating the ice cream and jello while you're swimming in it.

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Review: Star Wars #1

This issue opens up with Luke, Han solo and Leia going to a weapons factory that belongs to the empire. Once Luke and the others get in the action starts up. Wait only two pages worth really? they better have more. Anyways Luke uses the force and finds some slaves while chopping some guys hand off along the way. Is it me or does the Skywalker family have a thing for losing hands or chopping others off. Anyways Darth Vader comes and all hell brakes lose after chewie tries to take a shot at him. Threepido gets told he's a useless machine. Is it me or are machines made out to be the bad guys in almost every movie or book? I mean the empire got rid of their droids but the clones aren't any better I mean look at the ones that are riddled with bullet holes how are they any better. This issue ends with Ben telling Luke to run. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember don't be a clone for Vader unless you want to be filled with bullet holes.

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Review: Harley Quinn Invades Comic-Con International San Diego #1

This issue opens up with Harley Quinn and her friends arriving at comic-con international. While Harley gets ready she lets Queenie read the comic she's writing so she can get her input. On the first day of the con she pulls some guys pants down who is cosplaying as batman just so she can talk to Bob Harras but instead gets kicked out for the rest of the day. Next we see some chick dressed up as a cheta tell Harley that the jokers looking for her. Harley ends up crashing through the roof of the con and finding a room full of guys dressed as joker... I have a feeling this won't end well. See told you she's having sex with all of them which is probably Amanda Conner playing with the obsessed fan boys mind so that they get jelous and wish they were there which will never happen cause they cant be there if it's in a comic. Or maybe it's Amanda saying Harley Quinn is a slut. Either way a lot of fan boys probably flipped out about that part. The next day Harley gets kicked out of the con again but this time gets in a car wreck with Harley Quinn cosplayers and shoots a cop in the ass. I'm guessing half those girls probably shit and piss their pants that day and probably got tramatized a little. Oh hey cool Stephen Amell mayed an appearance in this comic. Next Harley meets Paul Dini and Bruce Timm her creators. This issue ends with Harley stealing a bunch of comics. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Remember don't pants anyone at a con if you want to have your portfolio reviewed or else you'll get kicked out.

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Review: Spider-Woman #2

This issue opens up with Jessica in loom world the home base of the inheritors. Jessica finds out that everyone in loom world loves Jessica well the other Jessica though. Some pirate has a meeting with her. Next we see Silk Jumping across the multiverse being chased by the inheritor twins. So basically a game of cat and mouse. Silk gets cornered and escapes through the twins portal while they're monologing. Does every villain have to do this in every movie or comic book series. I mean for once cant one villain win. Silk goes to loom world and almost gets caught by the first Jessica but the second Jessica punches the first saving Silk from being caught and says she's been wanting to punch the fool all day. What did she suddenly turn into a guy. Normally guys say that and not girls. This issue ends with Morlun kissing the second Jessica. Artwork was pretty good. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Remember if you're a villain don't monolog.

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