Review: Outcast #11

This issue opens up where the last one left off. You know reverend no matter how many times you tell someone you're not afraid of them that won't stop them from gutting you like a fish or slitting your throat if they ever get the chance. Heck I told my ex over and over that I loved her and did so much to prove to her that I love her and that didn't stop her from cheating on me. Next we go to Kyle who... Really dude you stayed even after she said she was gonna call the cops? Who does that? I mean normally when someone says they're gonna call the cops you get out of there before they arrive unless you did something bad and are one of those people that would deal with the punishment for doing something bad. I'm just saying I wouldn't stick around though I'd try my best never to be caught in a situation like that. Oh look it's Megan. Wait why'd she try to grab Kyles hand? That last issue she was in had me thinking she's been possessed so why would she reach for his hand if his touch hurts demons. Or are there demons out there that his touch doesn't hurt? Man hopefully some of my answers will be answered in future issues. See told you Kirkman loves violence. I mean Allison got on his ass last issue about him beating their daughter and her yet in this issue she's hitting him. You know Allison they have a name for people like you it's called a hypocrite. Later we go to the reverend who we see eating tv dinners and saying a prayer under his breath repeatedly. This issue ends with Holly finally getting a dog. Sadly it's probably not the kind she wants. Man I wouldn't be surprised if Megan was going for a new form of roleplay with her husband. Artwork was good. The story was ok kinda felt slow but not a bad slow. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If my future wife ever does what Megan did on that last page I'll probably just close the door and go sleep on the couch and wait till morning to see if things changed. Or I'd probably get our daughter or son and be like look I finally got you a dog.

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Review: Night Trap #2

This issue opens up with Kelly seeing someone outside the cabin. Lets make a check list for this issue too.
√: There's one smart person in the group who'll survive the night but no one believes them or takes their advice.
Um no Lisa I highly doubt Kelly would want to take a shower after you and Jeff do the nasty. Sadly he was the first to die. Wait did I say sadly I should be saying luckily cause after she uses the shower by herself it'll be safe to take a shower since no nastiness will be left behind. I mean who in their right mind would want to take a shower after two people do the nasty in it? Anyways next our group encounters the tv that only plays slasher movies. I mean for me that'd be dope cause I like slasher movies sadly though if I hadn't set the tv up to do that or put the movies in myself I'd find it odd and creepy and book it out of the house as soon as I could. Why are the people in horror movies who warn the kids either perverts or just weird?
√: Smart but old perverted guy warns the kids of the danger they are in by going to said place or staying at said place.
√: Kids don't believe him and end up getting slaughtered. Their last thoughts probably being why lord why didn't I listen to that old creepy pervert?
√: Old creepy pervert dies at some point or we just never see them again.
This issue ends with a sight that will make you avoid any kind of shower at any cabin in the near future for many reasons. Artwork was good. As for the story it was slow this issue but still good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. If an old creepy pervert warns me of danger I'll listen to him and get out of the place I'm staying at or avoid going there at all.

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Review: Spider-Man/Deadpool #7

This issue opens up with a blast to the past... Oh dear lord this art is so horrible that I think looking at it might make me throw up. Wait they made a filler issue about politics. Ugh really guys? Couldn't think of anything better. Anyways next we see some guy hire Deadpool and Mysterio to stop some guy named Jack from getting elected. Really you guys seriously thought this mixed bag of crap would be a good filler issue. Once I opened it I didn't even want to finish it. Later we see a hippie punch a cop. Ha I knew tree huggers were bad. Haha that joke Deadpool made was actually pretty good. Sadly all his good jokes about present stuff that has happened will not fix the rating I give this issue. Man if all Mysterio had to do was turn into himself to get people not to vote for Jack that's the first thing he should've done when he got on that stage. Wait are the writers trying to say that people were pretty stupid back then. Yo guys have you seen this generation. One word for you tide pods. Ok that was two but you get my point. Um that was a very weird ending to this issue but eh oh well. Artwork for this issue was sickening. And the story was very bland. The fireball I drink has a better story in it than this issue had. So I give this issue a 4 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. That I'm glad this filler issue ended cause that artwork was making me sick. Hopefully I don't have to miss a day of work tomorrow cause of this issue making me sick.

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Review: Nvrlnd #2

This issue opens up with Tiger telling Wendy how her dad died and how she got the scar that night. I find it funny how Wendy's like that's so sad yet at the same time so hardcore. Like little insensitive much. I'm guessing if Peter said yo Hook gutted my whole family but left me as the only survivor she'd say something like that's horrible but at the same time brutal man. Note to self never tell Wendy anything sad about your life. Later we see Hook snort some suger. Jeez no wonder he's so screwed up. Next we see George take a phone call while driving. See with that type of behavior it's no wonder his daughter is the way she is. Like everyone knows that if you're driving you shouldn't text and drive or answer your phone. Like maybe he should look at the way he acts and decide if certain behaviors of his need to change. How'd Peter find out where Wendy lived? You know anyone who pulls the crap of sneaking over to someone else's house in the middle of the night is definitely not sane and will probably murder you in your sleep. Like it doesn't matter if you have a crush on the person or are dating them that shit is creepy. If anyone ever does that to me I'll call the cops on them faster than they can say but it was a romantic gesture. Anyways we get to see a fight break out at Nvrlnd. Note to self avoid Nvrlnd at all cost bad stuff tends to happen there. This issue ends with a page that'll have you falling for the next book. Artwork was ok. As for the story could be better. I'll give this issue a 6 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Going to Nvrlnd will just get you in trouble. I mean no wonder bad stuff happens there they have a creep that goes to girls houses in the middle of the night.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #14

This issue opens up with Gwenpool and Cecil in Sarahs apartment. The hand painting with the eye in it is pretty cool. Next we get a scene with glowing bath water in a bathtub which also had a portal in it that put Gwenpool and Cecil in Ghost Riders trunk. Note to self if you take a bath and the water starts glowing get out unless you want to end up somewhere else. Wait when did Kate Bishop become Hawkeye? Also is she a better and cooler Hawkeye than Clint Barton? If so where's her series so I can give it a try. Anyways next we get a few pages of Gwenpool and Hawkeye vs Ghost Rider vs Dwarves. Can we get a Gwenpool movie next. Heck even a cartoon would be dope. Gwenpool I don't think yelling out their secret identity will work every time. It's probably a one time deal. Also Jane Foster as Thor is pretty cool. It's been a pretty good series :). Wait are Ghost Rider and Cecil gonna become one in the next issue? And if so are they gonna go after Gwenpool cause the way this issue ended I feel like that's who they're gonna go after which is sad cause she didn't mean to get him killed. Artwork was good. The story was also good so I'll give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Avoid glowing bath water in a bathtub and if you become a ghost avoid diamonds at all cost unless you want to be trapped in one.

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Review: Black Magick #7

This issue opens up with some guy digging up a grave and finding green stuff inside it. Wait was my brothers fear of anything green a legit fear when he was growing up? I mean seriously he'd never eat anything green and seeing this page makes me think his fear was a legit one. I wouldn't want to die from eating anything green either. Next we go to the police station where some guy is crying into a bagel. I understand his pain though. Though normally I try not to cry into my food. I mean who wants to eat food after they've cried into it? Luckily Morgan didn't examine that lighter more closely or Rowan would be screwed. I really think someone should make a lighter with that blue spell symbol thing Rowan put on the lighter seen in this issue and then they should make that symbol glow in the dark. I mean am I the only who thinks that'd be a cool lighter to have? Next we get to see Morgan and Rowan go to different locations till they run into an angry old man with a gun. Note to self stay away from crazy old people with guns. Later we see Rowan performing rituals on all her weapons while Alex takes a healing bath. Seeing Rowan prepare her weapons was a pretty cool scene. Oooo that page with the fire was also pretty cool. Pretty colors. This issue ends with people talking about witches and devil seeds. Are devil seeds a real thing? You know what I should probably google this stuff instead of asking you guys so I think I'll google it after I post this. Artwork was ok. As for the story it's still really good. I can't wait to read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't eat green stuff cause chances are it'll kill you. I mean heck if looks like that dead body at the start of this issue died from eating green stuff so don't trust anything green... Well except money cause that you can't eat or at least shouldn't eat.

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Review: Darth Vader #9

This issue opens up with Darth Vader killing a group of rebels. I'm guessing he had some anger he needed to get off his chest since the last issue. The next half of this issue is Darth Vader and his new inspector going to some droid fighting den where they interrogate some guy for the whereabouts of someone called the dragon. Ugh seriously where's the action? Who wants to see Vader interrogate people instead of fighting people. I mean heck at least the twins fought and killed people while Darth Vader did boring stuff. Like yo writers are you trying to say Darth Vader is to old to do anything cool? If so you guys are so wrong. This issue ends with Doctor Aphra buying information about some guy who lives on Naboo or some guy who lived there. If the next issues is all about her or half it has to do with her I'll blow my brains out as I'm reading the comic. Artwork was ok. As for the story it could've been alot better in my opinion. No one wants to see Vader do boring stuff for an issue. Hopefully the next issues will have more action. I give this issue a 4 out of 10.

Things I learned from this issue. Don't mess with those twins or you'll end up dead.

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