Review: Insexts #6

This issue opens up with The Hag telling Lady Bertram that she'll eat her lover in front of her if she doesn't listen. I'm sure she's kinda listening. I say kinda cause she looks stoned or looks like she's trapped in her own mind. We go back a few days to when Dr. Taylor bought the whore house from The Hag and how him, Lady Bertram, Mariah and the Cynos helped arm the whores. Are these whores gonna win back their freedom and turn this town into their town where they're the police? Hattie tells Lady Bertram her story of how her and her friends hsd their own whore house once which was bright. Well I'm pretty sure the one your in is to. At least I'm sure the men think so anyway. Later on we see a fight break out between The Hag, the whores and our heros. To see who wins and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Can't wait to see how this arc ends :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Today on The Hag cooking show I'll teach you how to eat your lover raw. Things I learned from this issue. That this series is starting to remind me of those monster movies where both monsters fight each other and others get caught in the crossfire.

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Review: Scarlet Witch #9

Ya was not expecting to get this issue or even review it so I'll just make this review short and simple. Art changed again but was good art. Scarlet Witch pretty much fought her brother in her underwear. Fought him with words and spells. This issue ends with her crying. Story wise eh. Artwork better but isn't gonna make me put this series back on my pull so I give this issue a 6 out of 10. I wonder if her underwear is what she fights in now. I'm sure marvel will have the actress who plays her fight in her underwear in one of the avengers movies. Things I learned from this issue. It's ok to fight your siblings in your underwear just don't fight you enemies in your underwear cause that'd be embarrassing.

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Review: Green Arrow #2

This issue opens up with Emi and Shado dumping Oliver Queens dead body into the ocean and then pouring booze in his boat. I bet he payed a lot of money for that nice boat so how about you guys quit ruining it. Also I wonder who the new Green Arrow will be. But I'm pretty sure DC will keep Oliver Queen dead for a bit and have a villain take his place for like five volumes and then have Oliver Queen come back from the dead and beat the shit out of the villan who took his place. At least image and other titles keep their characters dead instead of killing them off for shock value and money. Dam Black Canary is still hot. So glad the tv writers haven't taken over this book or else they'd kill her off and replace her with some hot nerdy chick with blond hair that is actually not her real hair color and have her fall for Oliver Queen then flip out on him for keeping a secret. Oh look Oliver Queens fat nerdy hacker found him and had his grandma bring him back to life by whispering stuff in his ear and kissing him but saying he kissed her and that she liked it. Kinda reminds me of the time when one of my coworkers wife tried hitting on me. Like no I don't want to date you old lady. Hey look John Diggle works for bad guys in the comic instead of working with the good guys like he does in the tv show. Can we get this Diggle on the tv show? This issue ends with Oliver Queen going in his secret tree house base. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10.  Hope we get to see Green Arrow back in action next issue. Also put Green Arrow and Black Canary back together already. Hell stop with the stalling it's just stupid. Things I learned from this issue. Even old ladies want to be fucked by Oliver Queen.

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Review: The Unbelievable Gwenpool #2

This issue opens up with M.O.D.O.K giving Gwenpool and her other teammates a mission. I have a feeling things won't go as planned during the mission. We meet all of Gwenpools teammates who are villans I've never heard of. One things for sure they have a fat nerd who knows how to make potions. I'm guessing he learned that playing dungeon and dragons and other games like that. Next we see Gwenpool and her team go on the mission which does not go as planned since Thor just stopped the car and ripped the door off taking the guy they were supposed to kill. To see how this fight between Thor and team Gwenpool goes go buy and read this issue. This issue ends with one of Gwenpools teammates testing her to see if she's got any good skills and then saying he's going to tell on her. Dude you in kindergarten or something? Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Hopefully Gwenpool kills him before he tells on her. Things I learned from this issue. When on a mission have Gwenpool on your side so you can actually get it done.

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Review: Insexts #5

This issue opens up with Lady Bertram releasing wolf boy from his chains and him taking her and Mariah straight to his leader. I'd bring a few dog toys to this place just to see if they'd play with them when they were in wolf form. Go get the ball. Bad boy don't stare at me like I'm stupid. Next we see Countess Bertrams husband go to a whore house where he looks for a whore. How does his wife put up with his shit? I'm guessing she's completely clueless and thinks he'd never sleep with another woman. We meet Madame H who is actually The Hag and makes Countess Bertrams husband have some sort of funky trip where he sees himself being ripped to shreds. Show this to your kids and they'll avoid whores and strip clubs. Back to Lady Bertram and Mariah we see them having sex so she can find The Hag. Well you had her till she noticed you and now you see Countess Bertram who you think is The Hag which she's actually not. She's just a stupid bitch. Anyways we see a showdown between Lady Bertram vs Countess Bitch. To see who wins and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise definitely gonna read the next issue :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder how they'll explain Countess Bitches death to her husband. Things I learned from this issue. That Countess Bitches husband doesn't know how to keep it in his pants. Hate people like him.

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Review: Web-Warriors #8

This issue opens up with Octavia Otto asking Karn if it's normal to lose communication with the team which he says it is but only when shit hits the fan. No really what gives you that idea? As for our team they're in the middle of a giant robot fight. Well I know my friend Eric would probably really love this issue. Anyways we see Billy Braddock trying to reach the rest of the team and Mayday Parker making finger sandwiches. I can't remember how much she made but pretty much a shit ton. I'm sure a lot of nerds want her as a wife now so she could make them tons of food and feed it to them while they sit on their lazzy butts and play video games. I just want to learn how to make food like she does. Anyways back on Loom world we see Octavia Otto take control of Karns limbs and find the strand of web which is earth-803. Yep Octavia Otto definitely leveled up before Karn did cause it seems like he's still a noob as being the master weaver. Oh shit that's not good the team just got split up while Octavia Otto fixed the web. We see Spider-Gwen land in a porky pig cartoon world. To see where the others land and how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Can't wait to see Spider-Gwen kick the giant robots ass. Things I learned from this issue. Karn is still a noob but Octavia Otto leved up to level one. So basically she's on her way to becoming a master weaver.

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Review: Suicide Squad Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with Obama telling Amanda Waller that the Suicide Squad is done. Actually no it's not they have a lot of single issue, graphic novels, a new series coming out and even a movie so no I highly doubt they're done. I mean people love them to much for them to be done. Amanda Waller tells Obama about a soldier who can take the blame for the Suicide Squad program. And this is why when you're a soldier you shouldn't disobey orders even if you think it'll get your men killed cause chances are afterwards you'll end up in a prison on an island and have a fat woman offer you freedom. Next we see the Suicide Squad fighting a bunch of super powered terrorist while trying to save some sciencetist. Note to self if you ever become a sciencetist don't invent weapons or things thag can be turned into weapons unless you want people to kidnap you so they can use your weapon for evil. Heck there's even a ton of movies that show you that you should only become a sciencetist to cure cancer and make people immortal. Anyways the sciencetist gets taken but luckily Captain Boomerang chops off his hands with a boomerang before the people can get the plans and Deadshot kills the sicincetest so they can't use his knowledge to create more weapons that give people superpowers. To see how this issue ends go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good except for the opening but since it's the start to a new series I'll be nice and give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is this the same Amanda Waller from the new 52 line or a different one that was already fat? Things I learned from this issue. Don't become a sciencetist and build or create something that can be used as a weapon.

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