Review: Spider-Women Omega #1

This issue opens up with evil Cindy Moon blowing up Jesse Drews house. Good thing he wasn't inside it. Also it's good that she didn't put a tracker on him or in him. Next we see evil Cindy Moon go to her evil lady lair and set stuff on fire. Is she aiming to kill herself in rage? Breaking news lady throws a fit and bruns herself. Sports up next. We also get to see Jessica Drew sneak up on Cindy... sorry had to check all my windows to maker sure Jessica Drew wasn't sneaking up on me. Next we get a fight between Jessica Drew and evil Cindy Moon. We also see Spider-Gwen try to lift a motorcycle to see if her spider powers have kicked in yet. I have a feeling they'll kick in at the right time :). Well shit Jessica Drew is out for the count. Note to self never fight evil Cindy Moon when she has a bunch of evil gadgets on her side. I have to say the scene where Spider-Gwen came out with an arsenal of weapons and shot at evil Cindy Moon made me smile. Just shows you that she's always badass even without her powers. Oh look the other Cindy Moon decided to join the fight. I wonder if she'll return all her tech after she uses it or if she'll give it to Black Cat to try and gain more of her trust. Sadly good Cindy Moon doesn't last long in the fight either. Looks like it's down to Spider-Gwen and evil Cindy Moon which I was hoping it'd come down to and am excited that it did :). Yes Gwen kick her ass. Oh shit that's gotta hurt evil Cindy Moon is beating the shit out of Spider-Gwen :(. But wait here's my favorite part or another one. Gwen finally gets her powers back and beats the fuck out of evil Cindy Moon. Fuck yes knew Spider-Gwen would beat the shit out of her for her stealing her powers. This issue ends with Gwen Stacy, Cindy Moon and Jessica Drew all having lunch or brunch I'm sure it's one of the two but I'm to lazy to check. Artwork was really good. Story wise pretty fucking good! I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm so glad I bought the trade paperback for this crossover :). Things I learned from this issue. Evil Cindy Moon is no match for Spider-Gwen.

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Bullshit Blog Update #139

So yesterday I went to Fear Con for the first time which was pretty cool. I got a couple new art prints and an art book. I also had to buy my friend shorts cause he thought his moms idea of wearing a dress to Fear Con would be a good idea which it wasn't. Anyways for Fear Cons first year it was pretty good. Hopefully they'll have more stuff next year but I'd definitely go again. Oh tomorrow Dirk Manning launches his kickstarter for the Nightmare World Omnibus and Nightmare World volume 4 which I'm way excited for so I'll definitely share the link for his kickstarter on my blog tomorrow :). I have to say it was cool to get a picture with Dezcreepcore she's pretty awesome and I got a signed print of her cosplaying as Spider-Gwen who is my favorite :).

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Review: Batman #1

This issue opens up with people on a plane. I get the feeling that something bad is gonna happen to this plane. Yep while Batman and Jim Gordon were talking on the roof the plane got hit by a missile or nuke. Anyways next we get a ton of scenes of Batman talking to Alfred and Duke. Is it me or does it seem like this issue is trying to go real fast. Anyways we see Batman get himself on the outside of the plane and put some devices on it. See people this is why Batman is awesome. Superwimp would cheat and fly underneath it and take it to a safe place. I hear he's dead though. Also it's kinda funny how no writers are trying to mess with Batmans series yet in all the others they're taking there homes away or putting some jerk in the speed force. If I say his name he'll break into my house just because he's super fast and can. Anyways we see Batman use the devices to help him push the plane. Who's that guy on the rooftop creepily watching Batman work? Maybe it's just my friend in desguise waiting for the right time to kill the real Batman so he can take his place as the new Batman but say that Batman never died that it was some creep when really he killed Batman. This issue ends with us meeting two new characters. To find out who these characters are go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise to fast but I definitely give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder how long those two new characters will last. Also their names make me laugh. Things I learned from this issue. Batman basically saved the day but these two new characters tried to steal his thunder and are acting like they just did.

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Review: Spider-Woman #7

This issue opens up with Jessica Drew going into her apartment to find a drunk Roger and her evil twin holding her son. How'd he even find out where she lived? I mean it's not like they think like each other. Heck his lives in a mansion while she lives in a crappy apartment so again how'd he even find out where she lived? We see Jesse put her baby to sleep. Well they're both good at parenting have to give them that. Anyways after Roger leaves we get a fight scene. To see who wins go buy and read this issue. Next we see Gwen Stacy look up all the files on the s.i.l.k drive. See Silk this is what you guys should've done before hand. I think Gwen even mentioned it in your issue before Gwen decided to go to Parker Industries with you and keep you ass safe which caused her to lose her powers! Sorry had to put that out there. Later on we see Jessica Drew and Jesse talk about how they should call a truce and how she should just let him go home and not worry about what evil Cindy Moon has planned. Really? You really think she'd just not worry about it anymore just cause you say there's no reason to worry? Well this definitely proves that he's dumb. Also if evil Cindy Moon is anything like Silk then ya Jessica Drew should be worried. Next we get a scene where Gwen Stacy punches Jesse in the face and breaks her hand. Dan that sucks. Also it sucks seeing her in pain though she sucked it up which shows how awesome she is. Gwen Stacy tells Jessica how she lost her powers snd tells Jesse that he doesn't need anymore doses of the radioactive isotope that evil Cindy Moon gives him which is basically venom from the spider that bit her. At least that's what I got out of it. This issue ends with Jesse giving Gwen Stacy the last two doses he has. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise well written. Can't wait to read the last issue to this crossover :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Yay Spider-Gwen is back. I mean she never left so yay she's got spider powers again. Things I learned from this issue. If you ever need a babysitter don't have Roger watch your kid cause he'll let an evil villain take care of them as long as they lie to him and say they're related to you.

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Review: Wonder Woman #1

This issue opens up with Wonder Woman jumping off a waterfall. Is this a comic book or are we getting some weird jungle live documentary? As you can see the beautiful native women just jumped off that waterfall. Now she's running through the jungle. Quick lets follow her with our cameras. Anyways next we get a scene with some government operation or something we also meet a new character named Steve Trevor... or is is Trevor Steve. Great now I'm gonna have to look this up on gooogle to find out which one is right. For now I'll just call him Steve though since that was the first named the Commander uttered. We see Steve in a firefight that him anf his men win. Apparently Wonder Woman flew over or into the area that he's in at the moment. Is there two Wonder Womans now? Like did DC Comics create a new Wonder Woman for that guy who harasses women at DC. The old Wonder Woman won't let me touch her breast and other areas so will you writers please create me a new one that will let me do all that and not tell anyone. Hopefully the Wonder Woman that won't let him touch her will go kick his ass. Next we get more of the jungle documentary. As you can see the beautiful native women is now talking to herself out loud. I think she's crazy guys. Later on we see the commander ask Steve if he told Wonder Woman about the mission. No I highly doubt he did cause Wonder Woman is talking to herself at the moment while in a jungle documentary. I mean the Wonder Woman that got created for that low life sack of shit who works at DC probably flew over there to ruin the mission for you guys. And yes he's evil which means the Wonder Woman that the writers made for him is probably evil to. This issue ends with some Cheetah chick attacking Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman telling her that she can't find her home. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Poor Wonder Woman she wouldn't let that low life sack of shit touch her so he had the writers write her home out of existence. Can't wait to see her kick his ass and have the writers write her home back into existence. Things I learned from this issue. Wonder Womans live jungle documentary is now in comics but I'm sure a few months from now it'll be on dvd and blueray at your local Walmart so you can watch it for yourself.

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Review: Silk #8

This issue opens up with Silk and Spider-Gwen getting arrested. Wait why is Spider-Gwen getting arrested? I mean when Mockingbird walked in she was knocked out and somehow that means she helped evil Silk steal shit? Also later on when she shows Silk the surcirty camera feed of evil Silk stealing stuff there's no Spider-Gwen with her so how the hell does a thought pop in her head that she helped Silk? Mockingbird would make a bad detective. Anyways next we see Gwen Stacy tell Cindy Moon that she knows she was thinking of taking evil Cindy Moons offer. She has a point I mean heck Silk when a bad guy offers you a deal normally you don't need to think it over cause all you need to say is no. We see Black Cat free Spider-Gwen and Silk from the police van or whatever they're in. Note to self if you ever need freed from a place or vehicle just make sure Black Cat is on your side or that she thinks your evil so she'll come help you. We get an awesome scene with Spider-Gwen. Hey don't tase her you jerk! Later on we see Silk and Black Cat talk on a roof about all the stuff she stole. I guess it's a good thing and bad thing that evil Cindy Moon stole sll that dhit cause if she hadn't come along and done that this heart to heart roof talk would never have happened. This issue ends with Silk going to the dark side. Note to self don't trust Silk anymore cause she's bad. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm sure Captain America would be very proud of Silk right now since he's hydra. Things I learned from this issue. That Mockingbird is a horrible detective. I think that skinny guy stole two buckets of chicken from KFC I mean clearly you can see the fatass stealing it but for some reason my brain is telling me that the skinny one stole those buckets of chicken.

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Review: Harley Quinn #14

This issue opens up with Harley Quinn drowning her alarm clock. Note to self don't wake Harley Quinn up unless you want to die. We see Harley go to take a shower and get cold water. I don't understand those people who can shower in cold water. Like my water has to be warm or hot if it's not then I can't stand it. Like oh time to go freeze my ass off in the shower. We learn that Harley Quinns water heater or whatever broke. Did she really just bite off a big chunk of her towel? I'm gonna try that next time around a hot girl to see if it turns her on. I mean heck Harley Quinn got a date out of doing it though I'm sure that's cause she's naked under that towel and the guy is probably wishing they were alone at the moment. Good thing this isn't a porno or else lots of people would be scared and the fat nerds would ask that the book be canceled cause they wouldn't be the ones fucking Harley Quinn. Anyways we see Harley Quinn skateboard her way to work and beat the crap out of some muggers who robbed an old grandma. While at work Harley Quinn ties up one of the people who came to see her. Um... uh he was kinda asking for it. Go buy and read this issue to see what I mean. Later on we see Harley Quinn save some old ladys life. Thanks to this comic I will now know how to give someone cpr. Also isn't it great when you get some education in a book. Don't you hate when you have a dream about your crazy ex? Heck I know I do cause I have them a lot. No I don't love you anymore so please get out of my dreams and let me sleep in peace. We see Harley Quinn get a call from the girls at the skate club asking where she is. Good thing Harley Quinn saved that old lady earlier or her coworker probably would've made her stay there instead of letting her leave. Now Harley Quinn just beat the shit out of some guy in a taxi. Good thing she can take care of herself. This issue ends with Harley Quinn being very sad. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I hate seeing her so sad. Things I learned from this issue. As long as you're naked under a towel it won't matter if you bite a chunk of it off cause the person you're hitting on will still ask you out on a date.

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Review: Spider-Gwen #8

This issue opens up with Gwen Stacy and Cindy Moon at the fact channel on earth-616. I love how Gwen tells Cindy that she works for the man who has ruined her life. It's true. I mean almost every Jameson on any earth hates any Spider-Man or woman. Though this Jameson liked Silk... well till recently. I wonder if Silk will be able to fix that relationship. I kinda hope she's not able to. Anyways we see Cindy ask Gwen where the zip drive is that she stole from the other Cindy Moon. For having such good memory this scene makes me think that's a joke. Like if her memory was so good she'd remember that she gave it to Gwen. Anyways Gwen and Cindy get a message from evil Cindy Moon telling them to meet her at Parker Industries. All I have to say is Peter Parker needs better surcirty. We see Silk and Spider-Gwen fight all of Parker Industries security. Wait how come evil Cindy Moon didn't have to fight all those things. Oh ok that probably makes sense. We get an awesome fight scene and then a villain monologue scene where evil Cindy Moon explains how she pretty much gave Spider-Gwen her powers. Oh shit that's gotta mean something bad is gonna happen. Yep evil Cindy Moon just attacked Spider-Gwen and Silk which shrunk Silk and put Spider-Gwen in a shit ton of pain. This scene made me very angry. No damit don't take Spider-Gwens powers you evil bitch! Fuck! This issue ends with Mockingbird entering the place after the fight when down and telling Cindy Moon to stand down. The good Cindy Moon since the evil bitch of earth-65 dissappeared magically. Artwork was really good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I have a feeling that Spider-Gwen is gonna beat the shit out of evil Cindy Moon for all that she's done to her even without her powers. Things I learned from this issue. That evil Cindy Moon needs her teeth knocked out.

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Review: Green Arrow Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with Oliver Queen telling some waiter about his date and how he doesn't like her dad cause he's one of those guys that think guns should marry other guns. I don't know if he meant that as in her dad thinks the same sex should get married or that he wants the people to give up their right to have a gun. If it's the second one that makes me think hey the writer is are trying to ruin Green Arrow and are gonna blame it on Dr. Manhattan cause if Oliver Queen really thought that way it's like if guns kill people so does your bow and arrows so thus you shouldn't even have those. Anyways next we see Oliver Queen give some homeless people a hundred dollar bill which flys right into the sewers. Note to self if someone gives me a hundred dollars don't get really excited and let it slip out of my hand cause chances are some evil person living in the sewers will take me away. Next we see Green Arrow fight some person who's trying to kidnap the homeless boy we saw earlier. We find out that the person trying to take the homeless kid is Black Canary. There goes DC trying to ruin good characters again. Just give us Black Canary from the tv show. Actually not that one cause she's dead. Just keep the tv writers away from this Black Canary or she'll end up dead to. Anyways we see Green Arrow take Black Canary and the homeless boy back to his apartment where they give the homeless boy a bath. Better give him a shit ton of food so he doesn't end up dead the next day. This just in a really clean homeless boy was found dead. Also Oliver Queen has different sister in the comics named Emi. Darn I was hoping Thea Queen would be in the comics so I could see her. Later on we see Green Arrow and Black Canary take the clean homeless kid home who finds his dad. I'm surprised the dad didn't ask him how he got so clean or if he got a big meal out of it to. Anyways we see sewer men attack the homeless people village. Yes that's what I'm gonna call it since they live in a jungle. Green Arrow wounds one and finds out where all the other missing homeless people are. Next we get a fight scene of Black Canary and Green Arrow vs evil sewer men. Sewer men: 0 Green Arrow &Black Canary: 2. This issue ends with Oliver Queen finally finding out Black Canarys secret identity. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I'll let the first little bit slide. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So are Green Arrow and Black Canary gonna become a thing soon. Things I learned from this issue. The evil villain shows that he's an evil villain. To find out why I'm saying that go buy and read this issue.

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #7

This issue opens up with Mister Negative giving Peter Parker some shade to give to Shen Quinghao. I have a feeling that thid whole arc is gonna make me feel very negative. I mean I already feel negative just reading this issue. Also don't do shade kids cause it'll make you a very shady person. So later on we find out that Mister Negatives negative touch or whatever only works once and since he used it on Peter Parker once when he was Spider-Man that means that Peter Parker isn't really under his control. Dammit now I need to go read that arc so I can what happened when Spider-Man was under Mister Negatives control but I'm afraid reading that arc would cause mr to be a very negative person the whole week I read it. We get to see Spider-Man put a micro spider tracer on Cloak when he brings him back to his business. Funny thing how Cloak didn't notice that you didn't pull the whole I'm gonna throw up trick the first time he teloported you somewhere. I guess doing shade and being a shady person means you don't have much of an iq. After this we see Peter Parker give shade to the sicincetest who's trying to find a cure foe the drug. Great Peter now all your workers are gonna spread romurs that you do shade and other drugs in your spare time. Anyways after Peter Parker gives his sicincetest some shade we see him swinging around China following the tracer he put on Cloak. We also get to see Regent make an appearance in this issue. Well already I don't trust Regent cause in the Spider-Man series I read he was a very powerful and evil villain that killed superheros and used their powers. Also Harry Osborn has kids? Wasn't he The Hob Goblin at some point? If so doesn't that mean that his kids will grow up at an alarming rate like the ones did in that incorrect Spider-Man series? Next we see Spider-Man find the place where Mister Negative has been making shade and shipping it off from. We also get a fight scene between him, Cloak, Dagger and the cops he called for backup since Cloak gave them all shade and made them shady people. Did Spider-Man really give Dagger an overload of shade? Can that shit kill you or cause you to become brain dead if you take to much at some point? Hopefully Dagger doesn't die in the next issue. I mean wouldn't that suck for Spider-Man if he accidentally killed her by making her overdose on shade. This issue ends with one of Peter Parkers workers making a deal with Scorpio who also works for Peter or something. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I can't wait to see if Harry Osborns kids grow up at an alarming rate and become villans. Things I learned from this issue. If you do drugs that make you evil Spider-Man will put a bunch on you basically making you overdose because Spider-Man doesn't give a shit as long as he wins the fight. I mean at least when Doc Ock was in control of Spider-Mans body he'd kill you so you wouldn't have to deal with all the pain or go brain dead.

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Review: Batman Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with Alfred picking guacamole off a tree. Is he gonna make some sort of famous guacamole dip with all the guacamole he's picking off the tree? If so I want to try some. Next we see him answer the door for some guy who is looking for some sort of offer. Well I don't have much money to offer you sir but I can offer you a word of advice. If you join the Batman as Robin you'll more then likely end up dead like all the other ones have. Anyways next we see Batman fighting some guy named Calendar Man who is so obsessed with them he got numbers tattooed on his head. So do the numbers on his head help people tell time? What time is it? It's two thirty according to Calendar Msns head. I mean you can check your phone to make sure it's right but Calendar Man is never wrong. So we see Batman beat the crap out of Calendar Man and then shock himself which allows him to shock the spores that are in the sky. Later on we see Bruce Wayne working out outside on his helipad. Dam my friend would be jelous cause if he tried that he'd lose his grip and fall to his death. It was funny cause for a moment there I thought Bruce was gonna lose his grip and the guy helping him get his company back would grab his hand and save him but Bruce caught himself before he fell. Also when it looked like he lost his grip on the next page it kinda looked like the guy was to worried about the papers being signed and was just gonna let Bruce Wayne fall to his death. Like phew glad I don't have to help him get his company back anymore. Anyways on to the next billionaire. Back in Batmans batcave we find out that Calendar Man dies in the winter and comes back to life after winter or whatever we also find out that there's a machine with more spores in it. We also find out the guys name who came for the offer and his name is Duke Thomas. Also I want the suit Batman gave him but in black. Also guys he won't be a Robin... so what will he be called then? And if he won't be called Robin does that mean he won't die like most of Batmans sidekicks? Anyways we see Batman stop the machine and Calendar Man come back to life which I did not want to see. This issue ends with Bruce and Duke kicking a tree. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read this new series. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So we're they trying to cut down the tree with their feet or did it come to life and call them both dirty names? Take that tree! No you're a loser not me! Things I learned from this issue. Batman is Batman so don't mess with him unless you want your ass kicked. Also don't become his sidekick unless you want to die.

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Review: Spider-Woman #6

This issue opens up with Jessica Drew going to her doppelgangers house which is a giant mansion. Show this to your kids and they'll think being evil will get them the best stuff in life when it really won't. Anyways Jessica Drew finds out that her doppelganger is actually a guy named Jesse Drew. I'm sure my friend would be really excited if he went to a different earth and found out that his doppelganger was a hot chick. I'm sure he'd follow her and breath really heavy while doing it just to hit on her. And I'm sure she wouldn't find it creepy and just start dating him. So we find out that Jesse Drew has a wife who gets locked in her pantry from Jessica Drew. Well that didn't last long cause while Jessica Drew was looking around Jesse Drews wife escaped and hit Jessica Drew over the head... how is Jessica Drew not lying on the ground out cold? Is that cause she has powers? I have to say this next scene is not what I wanted. I only want a cat fight if both girls are hot. I mean yes Jessica Drew is hot but Jesse Drews wife is not. We find out that Jesse Drew also has kids... yet he's trying to destroy the world so how does that make any sense? Anyways we get a fight scene with Silk and Spider-Gwen. Yes I love seeing Spider-Gwen :). Later on at Gwens house Reed Richards finishes the teleporting machine. We see Jessica Drew go through it and get chopped up into little pieces. Well that was a short crossover... wait she was joking the whole time. I agree with Gwen Stacy. Definitely not funny. This issue ends with Jessica Drew going back to her earth and getting in a cab. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read the next issue :). It's Spider-Gwen so I'm sure the next issue will be really good :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder if they landed on the right earth. Like Jessica Drew got in that cab pretty quick before making sure she was on the right earth. Things I learned from this issue. Don't trust Silk when trying to get out of some evil persons headquarters cause she'll just lead you into more danger where as Spider-Gwen won't cause she's smart :).

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Review: The Flash Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with Barry Allen investigating a case just like his mothers case years ago. What is the little girl gonna grow up to become a speedster? Anyways Barry Allen has some visions where he sees Wally West who loves to break into peoples houses and try to give old men heart attacks cause he's The Flash so he can do whatever he wants. Oh look it's Reverse-Flash... I mean Zoom. Wait why isn't Zoom in a black costume like in The Flash tv show? Guessing the tv show is on a different earth and that's why Zoom has a black costume instead of a yellow one. So later on Barry Allen tells his dad about the case he's working and how he had visions. Wow even Barrys dad in the comics knows his secret identity except he isn't dead like the one in the tv show who I'm sure will be alive in season three. We get to see what we already saw in the Dc Universe Rebirth Special which is where Barry Allen brings Wally West back and they have a bro hug moment. So Wally West tells Barry Allen everything that's happened. I'm sure he left out the part where he was a jerk and broke into peoples homes, spied on people and tried to give an old man a heart attack. Or I'm sure he said ya I went and saw Batman. I knocked on his door and when he saw me he looked at me like I was stupid for even breaki- I mean knocking on his door and trying to talk to him. Also Wally I'm sure Dr. Manhattan made it so your wife doesn't remember you which is a lie cause everything that's happening to our heros is all DC Comics fault. So I'm sure they probably left your wife in a room all alone with the guy who harasses women at DC and he probably told her that if she ever brought you back he'd keep harassing her. Which he'll do even if she does what he says cause that's what a low life sack of shit he is. So after Barry Allen brings Wally West back which is a bad idea cause I'm sure he's gonna go break into some more houses cause he's The Flash and can do whatever he wants. We see Batman and The Flash talk about the smiley face with blood on it and how both of them should be the only two who work on the case. This issue ends with us seeing a speedster at the crime scene that Barry Allen was at earlier. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm sure if Wally West went to DC Comics headquarters he'd be able to beat up the guy who harasses women and get his wife to remember him with that low life sack of shit out of the picture. Things I learned from this issue. If you ever need a pizza delivered to you really quick just get saved by the flash and tell him your hungry for some pizza so that he'll go buy you a couple boxes and bring them to you.

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Review: Scarlet Witch #7

This issue opens up with us getting a history lesson about a rich man who basically used a wish from a something called a dark tongji. You know I hated history in school so I don't really enjoy it in my comics. Docking one point off for the history lesson. We go to the present where we see Scarlet Witch talking to some old lady who recognizes her because she wears a lot of read. You know Scarlet Witch I'm docking a point just for you not wearing different color clothing so people don't recognize you. Anyways the old lady gives her the address of her granddaughters location. Geez what if Scarlet Witch was lying about being friends with Alices mom then that'd mean that you just gave her a death sentence. Anyways Scarlet Witch finds Alice and talks to her about her mom and then takes her to some creepy haunted place. Oh shit she's gonna kill her and then hang her dead body on a tree. Scarlet Witch tells her about all the spiritd being trapped in the area and how the dark tongji uses them for his power and his mens power. Really as if I didn't get enough history the first go round you go and try to shove it down my throat. Fir that I'm docking another point. To see if Scarlet Witch and Alice beat the dark tongji go b- no wait what am I saying don't buy this issue. This issue ends with Scarlet Witch and Alice going to go drink tea. Artwork was ok. It keeps changing so I'm docking a point for that. Story wise to much history in one book. Please stop. Also docking another point for Marvel basically giving me a history book in comic book fourm. I give this issue a 5 out of 10. Ya I think I'm taking this series off my pull. Things I learned from this issue. That I'm tired after reading it. No seriously my eyelids are heavy that's how boring this comic was.

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Review: Wonder Woman Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with Wonder Woman explaining how her story always chances. I'm sure Dc Comics will say it's Dr. Manhattan making all the chances but I know it's really all the different writers who have written her stories over the years. Don't worry Wonder Woman I'm sure Spider-Man knows how you feel I mean hell they turned the love of his life into a cheater because they didn't want him to get old even though... news flash Marvel we all get old there is no dam fountain of youth so for writing such a shitty story I will tell you to shove it back up your ass where it came from. Like I'm guessing one day one of the Spider-Man writers took a shit and saw a script for a new Spider-Man story mixed in with all his shit and he thought to himself well crap just from the looks of it I can't let it pass me by or else the rest of my life will be shitty. Anyways we see Wonder Woman save a chick from a strip club. Note to self avoid strip clubs cause a lot of bad shit happens there and a lot of bad people hang out there. I was gonna say lonely creepy guys like my friend hang out there but then I remembered that they probably just stay and home and watch videos with hot chicks in it. After Wonder Woman saves the chick from the strip club we see her break a helmet. Then use the lasso on herself to try and find out the truth. Just go to Dc Comics headquarters and ask them to quit changing your story. Knowing them they'd tell you to talk to the one guy who harasses women alone. And then they'd keep making changes and after you talked to the guy who harasses women at DC and gets away with it they'd also tell you that anything you say he did to you was a lie and that if you kept it up you'd either be written out of comics or made into his slave. Anyways after she uses her lasso we get... three pages of adds. FUCKING REALLY DC COMICS! THREE FUCKING PAGES OF THAT SHIT! FUCK OFF! After the three adds we se Wonder Woman break her mirror. I'm taking it she's as mad as I am at those adds. Next we see Wonder Woman go to Olympus where she gets attacked. I blame DC Comics for that Wonder Woman. This issue ends with Wonder Woman saying that whoever is changing her story is scared of her. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good well except for the three pages of adds. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. All I can say Wonder Woman is no Dr. Manhattan is not scared of you and neither is DC Comics since they're the ones who keep changing your story. Plus they probably think the guy who harasses women at DC would be able to take care of you but I doubt it. So I totally think they should be afraid of you. Things I learned from this issue. DC Comics still doesn't know how to take the blame for something they did. They also love people who harass women cause they let them get away with it even though that shouldn't be the way it goes.

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Review: Silk #7

This issue opens up with Silk running away from a fight... really is that all your good at Silk? Where's the badass Silk from her first appearance in The Amazing Spider-Man and from the first volume of her series before stupid wars took place. I mean heck their stupid cause they weren't really that secret. Heck if they really were secret wars then no one would know about them. Anyways I'm guessing Silk must have become a wimp after working with Black Cat. I mean in a way it makes sense if you think about it. No I'm not gonna explain. If I do every chick will be trying to cut my balls off for making a cat joke. So go ahead reader think about it till you finally get it. Also this is why I'm starting to like the Silk series less and less. I mean hell Spider-Gwen wouldn't run from a fight she'd kick all their asses till they were down for the count. Don't believe me go read every issue of her series and you'll see just how badass she is. We go back a few hours to when Silk ditched her friends to go see her family on Earth-65. See she's not a wimp for doing that cause that's not running away from a fight but she should have told Spider-Gwen and Jessica Drew to come with her. Anyways Silk meets her family on Earth-65 who are pretty upset with her since she cut them out of her life. Dam Cindy Moon of Earth-65 is kinda badass. I mean yes she's a bitch for what she did but I'm guessing she wouldn't run from a fight. I'm hoping we get a showdown between Earth-65 Cindy Moon  and Spider-Gwen. Anyways Earth-65 Albert gives Silk a invitation to his graduation which helps her find out where Earth-65 Cindy Moon is. Dam she's rich which can only mean that she uses that money for evil things. Don't believe me well Silk will prove it for me. See she just entered her secret lab which also shows the latest news of all the evil she's done in the world. Is it me or is Otto Octavius from Earth-65 more of a wimp then the other Otto Octavius. So later on Silk does something stupid and we go back to when she called Jessica Drew. I'm gonna say that's not how it really went down cause when she got the call she was drinking with Captain Stacy but I won't complain cause I get to see Spider-Gwen in this issue so I'll let it slide. We go back to where this issue started. Note to self don't trust Silk to fight bad guys if she's all alone. This issue ends with us finding out that the Otto Octavius of Earth-65 is into henti. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise really good. Loving this crossover so far :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I can't wait to see Jessica Drew beat herself up. Things I learned from this issue. Otto Octavius of Earth-65 loves henti way to much. Please keep his henti out of the next issue cause I don't want to be scarred for life.

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Bullshit Blog Update #138

Um I have no clue what to write. Anyways I went back to Asylum 49 last Friday which was a lot of fun since for me it felt like it got kicked up a notch. I went with my friend and my mom. They dif a greag job at separating groups. Why it got kicked up a notch for me is cause as soon as I entered two nurses took me and put me on a bed, after they scared the crap out of me a little bit I went and saw a doctor who shoved mr onto a bed. Yes he shoved me but it wasn't hard enough to hurt me or damage me so it was actually kind of fun. Then got taken a third time which was great. I feel like being taken three times put me more in the experience and scared me more then the first time did since the first time for me felt kind of like walk through. Hopefully I'll be able to go back Saturday with two of my friends and one of my friends sisters to see how scared she gets :). Anyways that's all I feel like writing for now.

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Review: Dc Universe Rebirth #1

This issue opens up with watch pieces and narration. Yes totally what I wanted to read about. The watch maker and how he lost track of time cause all the watches he made broke. Anyways next we see Wally West break into the batcave. You know Wally just cause you can run real fast and are stuck on the edges or in the edges of time doesn't give you the right to break into places. That's like if Batman broke into places cause he's rich and kicks lots of ass as Batman. We see Wally try and tell Batman something but sadly fails because well he broke in and the universe won't stand for him pulling that shit. Maybe try knocking on the door next time Wally. Next we get more narration and we find out How Wally West got his powers. See I highly doubt The Flash taught Wally to break into places just cause he has super speed. We find out about Linda Park and how her and Wally love each other so much that when she says his name or he thinks about her or something it always btings him back to her. So why not do that then? Why is your first thought to break into someones place? I mean sure you have super speed but that don't give you the right. I mean that'd be like if Superman broke down someones door and said sorry I'm from a different planet so I didn't know that doing that was breaking the law. Also I'm Superman so just shut up and deal with me breaking into your home. We see Wally break into some old guys room... dude really? Also what are you trying to kill the poor man off by giving him a heart attack? If so what'd he do to you? Hey you little punk quit running so fast. And if he said that to you I'm pretty sure it's cause you were going over the speed limit or something. We get another page which I found boring then a page with a crazy lady who thinks she can see into the future just cause she stole a flash ring. Oh look he finally thought of Linda Park after spying on Aquaman and his wife. I'm beginning to think Wally really loves to break into places just cause he has super speed and loves to spy on people just cause he has super speed. Anyways so he tries to get Linda to take his hand. I'm surprised he didn't tell her to come with him if she wanted to live or asked if she trusted him. Sadly Linda says she doesn't know who he is. Dude I don't blame her you've been a jerk this whole issue by breaking into peoples places, spying on people and even trying to give an old man a heart attack. I mean heck if you'd acted like the superhero you supposedly are I'm sure she'd remember you. Anyways next we get a scene with Green Arrow and Black Canary. I'm sure that if she's alive in the comic books somehow the tv show will take control of the writers and make them kill her off. Also they killed her off in ghe tv show which was extremely stupid. You hear that Arrow tv show writers better bting back Black Canary and kill the right woman this time. So Wally goes to The Flash who remembers Wally and brings him back into our world. I'm surprised he didn't break into Barry Allens home. Anyways Wally tells The Flash what happened to them all. Also dude it turned me into a jerk so I might break into your house later cause I have super speed. This issue ends with Batman finding the smiley face from the watchmen movie and comic book series. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise huh. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. Isn't it stupid how DC Comics has to blame someone else for most their series being shit instead of actually owning the blame snd saying we screwed up and we took ten years off all the superheros lives. I mean it doesn't surprise me since they protect some guy who harasses women and promotes him instead of firing him because hey they need to show the world that most of them have a really low iq. Things I learned from this issue. Wally West is a jerk. He'll spy on you and break into your house just cause he has super speed. Damit Wally get out of my house!

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Review: New Suicide Squad #21

This issue opens up with Captain Boomerang killing some guy wearing a lamb mask. Already one page in and we almost get animal porn. Good thing Captain Boomerang killed him before that happened. Next we get a whole fight scene of Cheetah vs Rose Tattoo. So far it looks like Cheetah is getting her ass handed to her. Back with Adam Reed and Deathtrap we see Adam Reed stab Deathtrap in the neck. Note to self never go to any of Adam Reeds coffe shops cause if you piss him off he'll stab you in the neck. Hello good sir what can I make for you today. Oh sorry I want that chick to take my order not you sir. Next thing you know you'll get stabbed in the next by him. Anyways we see Chato tell Harley Quinn how when he got revenge one time all he saw was red. Well that was probably cause you were cutting them up and making their blood spray everywhere. Anyways we get a fight scene with Chato and Rose Tattoo. To see who wins go buy this issue and read it. Next we get a long boring speech by Adam Reed. No wonder he can't sell coffe. He will pretty much talk your ear off and bore you to sleep which would get you stabbed in the neck. Phew good thing Deathtrap didn't really kill Deadshot cause Deadshot just stopped the boring speech. We get a whole fight scene of fist of cain vs suicide squad we also see Adam Reed get his hand chopped off before he can detonate the bombs in the suicide squads necks killing them all. Yay Captain Boomerang just saved all of them we see that Deathtrap is still alive and is going to kill the rest of fist of cain by turning the whole castle into a giant gun. Sadly we don't get to see it happen. This issue ends with Harley Quinn talking to Deadshot while he's on the toilet. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder how long it'll take Chato to come back. Things I learned from this issue. Some of the fist of cain are into animal porn since that had lamb mask on.

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Review: Spider-Gwen #7

This issue opens up with Spider-Gwen and Silk standing on some billboard on a bulding while trying to figure out a plan to get Jessica and Cindy back home. Next we see Jessica Drew just jump off the building and tell them that she's in charge and that they should follow her. Hey I agree with Spider-Gwen I think she should be in charge since it's her earth. See now she's got two votes for her. Anyways next we get a fun little scene with all the girls in a grocery store trying to buy cell phones. Oh look it's the Bodega Bandit again. Really dude you still continue to be a villain after Spider-Gwen returned your dog to you. Heck that's when I'd quit being a villain and start doing nice things for people. Anyways we see Jessica Drew zap him which gets them all cell phones. I'm sure I've already noted this but I'll double note it just so anyone reading and so I know not to piss Jessica Drew off unless you want your ass kicked or zapped. Next we see Cindy Moon run off to find her family on Earth-65. After this we get a scene where Gwen Stacy and Jessica Drew change from their Spider-Women outfits into their regular clothes while some peeping tom watches. Really evil Cindy Moon you promoted him to peeping tom. Now that you've stolen from them I want you to go be a peeping tom and watch them undress. I have to say Gwen Stacy is beautiful in anything she wears. Next we see Jessica Drew meet The Mary Janes. Hey I want to meet them. I also want one of their songs and one of just Gwen Stacy singing by herself. I'd listen to it while I wrote reviews. Anyways Jessica Drew runs off to find the Reed Richards of Earth-65 I'm guessing he's this smart on every earth you go to. Basically Jessica ask for his help which he says he'll give her since I guess a lot of people from other dimensions like to come to him and the other ones whenever they land on their earth. We get a great fight scene where Spider-Gwen kicks ass again and Jessica Drew shocks the bad guys. See why you don't want to piss her off. Next we see Gwen Stacy, Reed Richards and Jessica Drew at Gwen Stacys dads house. This issue ends with Jessica Drew and Captain Stacy having a drink on the porch. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise really good. Can't wait to read the next part of this crossover event. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So how'd Cindy Moon get in that place? Things I learned from this issue. Reed Richards is smart on every earth and Tony Stark just seems to be more of an ass on the other earths.

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Review: Spider-Women #1

This issue opens up with Spider-Gwen stopping some robbers. As you can tell I'm way excited to read this series cause I just changed up my reading and reviewing schedule for a bit. I mean what can I say I love Spider-Gwen and need to catch up on the series. So after Spider-Gwen takes care of the robbers we see her singing a song as she opens up a portal to Earth-616. I really want to hear the songs she sings and in her voice. I bet she has a beautiful voice. Hey Marvel hurry up and make a Spider-Gwen movie so I can hear Spider-Gwen sing. Once on Earth-616 Gwen Stacy runs into Silk. Um Silk were you just creeping and waiting for Gwen Stacy to come to your earth so you could scare the shit out of her. Also is this what you've been learning while working for Black Cat? If so maybe you should quit being undercover. Anyways Gwen Stacy and Cindy Moon go to Jessica Drews apartment and we get to see Jessica Drew holding her son, then give it to Gwen Stacy who gives it to Cindy Moon who seems to be a natural with babies. I'm sure Black Cat didn't teach her that. So later on Roger comes and we see Jessica Drew, Cindy Moon and Gwen Stacy go to Earth-65 since Jessica Drew likes taking them both to the same place for brunch a lot. While on Earth-65 our heros go to Clowntown. Clowntown sounds like my kinda place. Heck I'd be the perfect clown for that place :). So hearing that Cindy Moon ate a fried butter cup dipped in butter makes me wonder won't that cause her to get diabetes? If not does the spider powers she have help her not get diabetes and crap like that? Also is she pregnant or something or is that just how they make those things. I mean the pregnancy thing would kinda explain why she's so good with kids. Anyways while Cindy Moon goes and plays in the ball pit Jessica Drew and Gwen Stacy talk about her. I agree with a lot of the things Gwen Stacy says. Heck Cindy Moon has been really angry and that makes me wonder if she's gonna go evil. If she doesn't I think Marvel should give her an arc where she bonds with a bad symbiote so she can go all out bad and blow off all that anger she holds in. I'm guessing that when Cindy Moon was young she never got to play in the ball pits a lot and is probably why she is playing in one now. If she wasn't so angry I'd find it kinda cute. Anyways after Clowntown the girls go to Stark Bucks which makes Jessica Drew very happy. Can we get an issue in her series where she takes one of the cups to Tony Stark and says look you own coffee shops on another earth. I'd laugh at that one. Next we see a giant robot attack the surrounding area near Stark Bucks since some stalker of Spider-Gwens sent it out there to cause trouble. I wonder why he's been following her the whole issue. No dude I don't think it'll be a good idea to kidnap her and chain her up in your basement. We get a great fight scene where Gwen Stacy kicks lots of ass and they all take down the giant robot. Note to self when fighting super villains have these three on your side cause you'll definitely win with them on your side. Even if it were just Spider-Gwen you'd still win cause that's how awesome she is. After the fight we find out that Spider-Gwens stalker stole her teleportation watch which means Jessica Drew is shit out of luck at the moment. Well at least there's always Clowntown to go to Jessica so no need to worry. This issue ends with us finding out who's been hiring Spider-Gwens stalker to stalk her. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise really good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. All I have to ask is why this person wants this guy to stalk Spider-Gwen? Things I learned from this issue. Clowntown is the best place on Earth-65 and now I want to go eat and work there.

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #6

This issue opens up with some guy being kept prisoner on a boat. Probably not the best place to have a prisoner. Guys I have a great idea for a new prison system. Yes what is it good sir. Prison boats! That's a fantastic idea! You get no credit for this idea sir now be gone. Sadly it's actually the worst idea anyone could come up with. Anyways later on the boat gets attacked by some bad guys who have superpowers. The chick has a nice ass sadly it's not as nice as Jessica Drews ass. Anyways we later find out that the prisoner was actually Mister Negative. Also his super villain friends help him escape so the prison boat idea was a piece of shit. Next we see Peter Parker in China on top of the Parker Industries building there eating dumplings that some chick made. With how good Peter Parker says they are it makes me want one and is also making me hungry. Note to self eat lots of food before you read a comic. Later on we see Peter Parker have a meeting with some businessman and find out from the police that are in the building that Mister Negative is in China. Next we see Spider-Man fight some guy using a wrecking ball. I'm surprised a naked Miley Cyrus isn't on it singing as it gets swung around. Spider-Man stops the Miley Cyrus wannabe and finds out from a patch on his neck that he's being controlled by Mister Negative. How are you sure he wasn't just trying to recreate Miley Cyruses music video Spider-Man? I'm sure if you'd waited long enough he would've gotten out of the machine while the ball was still swinging and jump on the ball naked and start singing. That's it Spider-Man I think Miley Cyrus was controlling him. Kids stay away from anything that Miley Cyrus does unless you want to end up like this guy. Also Spider-Man go arrest Miley Cyrus! This issue ends with a Negative person coming to visit Peter Parker. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So are you going to arrest Miley Cyrus in the next issue Spider-Man? Things I learned from this issue. Don't do drugs unless you want a Negative man to control you. Also don't watch or listen to anything by Miley Cyrus.

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Bullshit Blog Update #137

Hey back again. So been watching Scream season 2 lately and all I have to say is that one seems like it's the season where everyone gets fucked with in the head. I went to my first haunted house last Friday with my brother and his friends. We went to Asylum 49 which is full contact. It was scary and fun at the same time :). The same doctor that took my brother took me after he took my brother. Did go to the haunted circus to but that one isn't as scary as Asylum 49. So if you ever need a scare and want to experience full contact just go to Asylum 49 if you're in the area. I've decided to take Deathstroke off my review list. Anyways can't think of anything else to write so guess that's all for now :).

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Review: Batman Beyond #9

This issue opens up with Batman flying to Metropolis. Did you remember to bring a lot of water Batman cause Matt forgot to bring a lot of water last issue. Anyways next we get a boring panel that makes me think in a future issue we'll get a riot in Neo-Gotham. I'm hoping we get a riot in a future issue. We see Tim Drake go to Metropolis where he sees a bunch of pictures telling people about some doctor. You know people of Metropolis if you ate an apple a day it'd keep the doctor away. Wait no it doesn't cause I ate one yesterday and still had to go to the doctors today. I'm guessing the doctor didn't get the memo that I'd eaten my apple for the day. Next Tim goes around asking people about the doctor and one guy tells him that he took his brother Mikey away. No sir I'm guessing your brother went off to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle thst loves pizza, has a skateboard and numchucks and yells cowabunga! A lot. Batman finally finds Matt who proceeds to run after green lanterns ring after it flys away. With how stupid this kid is I have to wonder how he hasn't died off from his own stupidy. Next issue the death of Matt. Anyways next Batman fights some apes from the planet of the apes. So in the next issue is Batman gonna escape, find the statute of liberty and start screaming dam you! Dam you all to hell! If so I will quit reading the series. Not that there's anything wrong with the planet of the apes it's just I don't think a Batman series needs a bunch of apes running the world while throwing their own shit at each other. This issue ends with us finding out what the doctors real name is. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good well except for some parts. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. No doctor I've had my apple today. I don’t think Batman has had an apple so take him away. Things I learned from this issue. The planet of the apes is having a crossover with Batman Beyond. Sadly DC Comics didn't tell the readers about this so they'd no not to pick up this arc if they don't want to see a bunch of apes running the world while they throw their own shit at each other.

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Review: Mockingbird #2

This issue opens up with Bobbi Morse in some leather outfit while in a creepy basement where a ton of other people are standing around a guy wearing no shirt and has a collar on him that zaps him if you click the button on the remote. Is this gonna turn into a porno issue? Oh good it didn't cause Bobbi just beat the shit out of some guys while the Black Queen ran away. I'm sure if my friend read this issue he'd be disappointed that it didn't turn into a porno I mean he wouldn't openly admit it but secretly he would. Anyways Bobbi and Lance Hunter follow the Black Queen into the next room where they get caught and chained up. I'm just gonna say that some guys were probably excited to see Bobbi chained up and thought if only she were chained up in my room. Then I could have some real fun with her ;). Sadly those guys are probably extremely fat and eat a two buckets of chicken every night from KFC. Anyways Lance Hunter smells mildrew in the room that they're in and pisses the Black Queen off causing her to click the button and shock Lance Hunter while also shocking her and the other people in the room with her except Bobbi cause she was smart and had her feet off the ground. Also why'd the Black Queen leave the collar on Lance Hunter? Was she gonna shock him a few more times before she finally decided to kill him? I mean hey that turns some people on but not me. So Bobbi and Lance Hunter escape. I love the moments where Lance Hunter and Bobbi Morse bicker. Anyways Bobbi finds the Black Queen and knocks her out. And this is where those fat guys were probably like. *huff* *wheeze* damit I wanted to see a cat fight and see one of their boobs hang out during the cat fight. Sadly after saying that they'd probably eat a third bucket of chicken while crying in the conner about how much their life sucks and how they'll never see or get any action. This issue ends with Bobbi Morse chaining Lance Hunter up to a bed and leaving him there. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good some parts made me laugh :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm betting most the girls who read this issue were probably extremely happy and no I won't say why but if you think or know things like I do thrn you know I'm probably right. Things I learned from this issue. Never join a sorority club in college unless you want to be chained up in a leather outfit but without the shirt and a collar that shocks you or you'd probably get whipped instead all while in a creepy basement where a bunch of people watch that shit. And sadly after someone reads this review or reads the issue they'll probably go do something like that.

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Batman & Robin Eternal #7

This issue opens up with Batman kicking some guy out of a window. So glad I'm not the janitor cause I'm sick of cleaning up after superheros after they go and destroy shit that they don't own. Like hell I wish I could walk into a gas station and break all their shit in it and walk out saying I just saved your ass. I wonder how people would react after I said that. Like oh he just saved us so it's totally fine that he destroyed all our shit :). We go back to the present where we see Harper Row in a tux and Cassandra Cain in a dress. I'm sure that harasser at DC Comics loves this photo and probably wishes he could get up under her dress and shove his tongue down her throat. I mean I could totally see him doing that and DC Comics being like damit you low life sack of shit you've been promoted to the boss of DC Comics. Thdn they'd all shed a tear and be like we're so proud of you. Personally I think they should fire him and let Batman beat the shit out of him. We see Jason Todd and Tim Drake in a bar which doesn't go so well cause they take some guy out of the bar and beat the shit out of him. That's what you get for drinking in a bar with us. Note to self never go drinking with Jason Todd unless you want him to beat the shit out of you. Next we get a few panels of Harper Row and Cassandra Cain watching the ballerina concert. We see the lead dancer get a phone call that sends her into a murderous rage mode. Note to self never answer if some old lady called Mother cause chances are she'll hypnotize you over the phone somehow and send you in a murderous rage mode. We get a flashback where Bruce Wayne is telling some guy that he wants to meet mother in person. Is this really your plan Bruce. Pretend to be an orphan that needs a mommy so Mother can become your Mother. Anyways next we see the lead dancer charge at Harper Row and Cassandra Cain. This issue ends with us meeting an old lady that should definitely be dead by now. I mean hell in the flashbacks she's old to so how has she not had a heart attack or fallen so she can't get up. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I have a feeling that the old lady is gonna somehow beat the shit out of Dick Grayson in the next issue which will prove that he was the worst Robin. Things I learned from this issue. Mother probably has a fountain of youth and I totally want to know where it is so I can look young forever and not die.

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Review: Daredevil #8

This issue opens up with Daredevil gambling. I'm betting he has the greatest poker face since he can't really see his cards he can't be to worried or to coky. Anyways it was interesting to see how he knew when people knew they had a bad hand and were going to fold. We see Matt Murdock win the semifinals. Note to self never go up against Daredevil in a poker game cause you'll definitely lose. Daredevil has flashbacks to why he came to China when some pretty chick started talking to him. Daredevil don't you know you're not supposed to have flashbacks when you're around a pretty chick who probably works for the casino and will steal all your money if you win the last round and sleep with her. Note to self never sleep with a pretty chick at a casino if you win all the money in the gambling tournament cause chances are she'll sleep with you, drug you and then steal all your money that you just won. Anyways we learn that there's a telepath by the name of Alexander Apex who helps the casino win a lot of money from the gambling tournaments. Note to self never gamble against a telepath either cause you'll definitely lose. It was pretty funny how Daredevil explain how Alexander Apex saw everyones cards by looking through their eyes. Sadly that trick didn't work so well with Daredevil since he's blind. The fight scene when Alexander Apex went in Daredevils mind was also awesome. To see if Daredevil won the last round go buy and read this issue. This issue ends the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man showing up. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Made me make lots of mental notes though. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I can't wait to read this team up between Daredevil and Spider-Man. Hopefully the team up and arc last longer then the Elektra arc which only lastes two issues. Things I learned from this issue. If you go in a gambling match against Daredevil and Alexander Apex you'll definitely lose. Damit Alexander Apex get out of my head!

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