Review: Deathstroke #16

This issue opens up with Deathstroke getting in a fight with Red Hood. No I'm not going to spoil the whole fight. But it was pretty fun to read and see. Dam Deathstroke is one tough son of a bitch. Even with bullet holes in him and losing blood he climb up that latter pretty quick. Note to self don't ever ever fight Deathstroke cause no matter how many times you hit him, cut him, or shoot him he'll still get back up and kick your ass. Next we see Victor Ruiz fly over and intervene in the fight. Dam you Victor Ruiz I wanted to see Deathstroke kick Red Hoods as. Later on on the chopper we see Deathstroke deck Victor Ruiz in the face. Dude I would've kept punching him till he spit blood and couldn't stand up. Anyways Deathstroke goes to another location that Victor Ruiz gave him... really Deathstroke you don't trust him yet you'll go to the location and let him tag along. How stupid can you be? Oh look it's Voldamort... I mean Snakebite... what they're both like half snake or some shit. Next we see Victor Ruiz stab Deathstroke in the shoulder as he talks to you know who. This issue ends with a shocking twist. To find out what I'm talking about go buy this issue and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I bet Deathstroke regrets letting Victor Ruiz tag along now. Things I learned from this issue. Don't become friends with Rose Wilson cause if you do and some cowboy shows up at her house he'll have her kill you or get you killed.

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Review: All-New Wolverine #5

This issue opens up with Bellona getting zapped by the wasp... wait is that really all the wasp can do or is there more to her than meets the eye? Like seriously what if you zapped someone and they clapped their hands together and squished you after? All I can say is I would not want that power or a suit that'd make me small enough for people to stomp on. Anyways Laura explains why they're there. Next we get a panel where Captain Mooney gets fired. Yep I doubt he'll actually listen to what his boss just told him. We get a few panels of Laura and The Wasp inside Zelda fighting the nanites. Have to say this scene was pretty good. We go back to a scene with Captain Mooney. See knew he wouldn't listen to his boss since he told the people who told him the location of the three sister and Laura to basically forget about telling the boss anything. Yay Zeldas awake... and now she's shot. We get another badass scene of Laura cutting Captain Mooney. This issue ends with someone dying. To find out who died go buy and read this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to see how this arc ends. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I hope Laura makes Captain Mooney suffer. Things I learned from this issue. Captain Mooney is an ass hole and should suffer in the next issue.

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Review: Harley Quinn Annual #1

This issue opens up with Harley Quinn breaking into Arkham Asylum and- no hold on a second go back. Look there you can rub and smell her jacket. Have to say I like the other smells more than that one. Anyways Harley Quinn gets caught and put in a cell. While in the cell Harley Quinn explains why she's breaking into Arkham Asylum. That stuff Harley Quinn is putting on her leg smells really good... no seriously yhey let you rub her leg and sniff it. Here try it. Anyways Harley Quinn gets a call from Poison Ivy while on the roof where her and her friends catapult dog shit across the the city. Good thing none of that has ever hit my house. Anyways so Harley Quinn steals a parachute so she can parachute into Gotham or Arkham Asylum. Either way she ends up parachuting into some pizza joint where she eats some pizza. After she eats pizza we go back to where this issue opened up at. We see Harley Quinn burp in the gaurds face giving her the chance to escape and find Poison Ivy. Damit I wish that when I burped in peoples faces they'd get knocked out cold. Anyways Harley Quinn smashes a jar that one of the Doctors is holding which causes everyone in the room to hallucinat. No I won't go into everyones different hallucinations just know that Harley Quinn becomes a cat in one of them. Anyways after our characters hallucinat they wake up in cages with a giant egg talking to them all. Damit Eggman go chase sonic or something get the hell out of this comic! So Edgar tells them all his evil plan and why he did it which causes all of them to cry. Is it sad that even after he told his story I still want to crack him open and make some scrambled eggs? This issue ends with Harley Quinn giving Edgar a place to live. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good and funny. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I have to say Harley Quinn smells really good :). Things I learned from this issue. That I still want to crack that giant talking egg open and make some bacon and scrambled eggs.

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Review: Daredevil #7

This issue opens up with Daredevil letting Elektra kick his ass so she'll see that he didn't do anything wrong. Note to self don't ever let someone beat the shit out of you to prove a point to them cause that would hurt like a bitch. We learn that Elektras daughters name is Iona who she had in her tummy while she trained with stick. I don't think fighting and getting bruises is the smartest thing to do when you're pregnant. Anyways she tells Daredevil how she left her child with stick. You sure that's the smartest idea. I mean if these guys supposedly trained you to be an assassin then who says they won't pull that shig with your kid. I mean wouldn't the smart thing to do is quit what you're doing now and go live peacefully with your child? So Elektra shows Daredevil a phone that has some video on it. We later learn that the phone is empty and has no video on it.... so basically Elektra is bat shit crazy at this point. I'm guessing whatever Daredevil did to wipe certain memories away made her go bat shit crazy. Next we see Matt Murdock offer some kid a job. To see who the kid is go buy and read this issue. Later on Daredevil tells Elektra that someone is playing tricks on her and sent her an empty phone. Quit lying to her Daredevil you know whatever you did to wipe certain memories away made her go bat shit crazy. Damit because he lied to her she just killed some guy in an ally way and is beating the shit out of the one who has cancer. The one who has cancer says something that makes Elektra cry a river. Miss I have cancer and am gonna die in a week so please just let me go so I can die in peace. To see how this issue ends go buy this issue and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise... wait seriously this arc only lasted two issues. What the hell? I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So who put Elektra through all that shit? Things I learned from this issue. If you ever get in a fight with someone just let them beat the shit out of you so you can prove to them that you're not in the wrong. And I guess if they try and kill it don't fight it either just let them kill you if they think you did something wrong and you didn't.

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Review: Batman & Robin Eternal #6

This issue opens up with Dick Grayson stalking Bruce Wayne. Did Bruce teach you to stalk people Grayson or did Spyral. I'm guessing Spyral did unless Bruce told you to stalk Barbara Gordon in your spare time when you were Robin. Anyways next the rest of the issue is of flashbacks of Grayson almost getting blown up. I guess he survived cause he's a superhero and apparently you can't ever kill a superhero off which I think is bullshit. We also see him punching scarecrows. Damit so that's where my scarecrows went. I'm gonna have to ask yhat you don't ruin them so I can get them back and scare the crows away from my crops. Dam superheros thinking just cause they save people that they can start stealing their shit. Anyways next we see some rich brat brag to Bruce Wayne about how hot his wife is and how they tried page forty nine in the sex moves hand book. Anyways after he brags some guy comes out and scares the shit out of him I guess since he runs back in like he's the guys bitch. Later on we see Batman see Orphan kill rich brat and his wife. Hopefully he didn't kill them while they were trying page 69 in the book. Anyways to see what happens next and how the issue ends go buy this issue and read it. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good I have to say I really liked the flashbacks. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So I wounder if that one guy who harasses women at Dc comics reads all these books and once he sees these chicks he tries to grab their breast and shove his tongue down their throat and sadly fails and cries like a little bitch for awhile. As you can tell I hate him and hope they fire his ass soon. Things I learned from this issue. Stalking people is ok as long as you know them. Or even if you have a crush on them and someone tells you to do it in your spare time.

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Review: Spider-Gwen #6

This issue opens up with Gwen Stacy having some sort of vision quest dream where she sees everyone she cares for asking her a bunch of different questions including Spider-Gwen. Hey I've actually had a dream where I was kinda talking to myself. I was a little freaked out but I can say I've talked to myself in my dreams before so I've almost had the same experience. After Spider-Gwen has a nap she wakes up to Captain America fighting Lizard Harry. Wouldn't that be creepy if it was the Harry from one direction. Can we get sn issue of him turning into a lizard and Spider-Gwen kicking his ass. Anyways Lizard Harry uses the voice control in his goblin helmet to throw pumpkin bombs at him and Captain America. Good thing Spider-Gwen was there or else Captain America would be all over the place and that definitely wouldn't be a pretty picture. Next Director Carter uses singles to beam her voice inside of Spider-Gwens head which also makes it so they can talk to each other. Ha I knew I wasn't crazy when I heard voices in my head telling me to go get a pizza at three in the morning. It's just some s.h.i.e.l.d director trying to get me to bring a pizza to them. Sadly for them I drive home and eat all the pizza then go to bed. That would also explain why the voice is so angry after I eat all of it. So Spider-Gwen takes the lizard mutagen supressants and Captain Americas shield as she goes off to stop Harry from one direction. Oh my god why would chicks want to get fucked by that guy? He's half lizard. Plus his voice sucks. We get to see Spider-Gwen kick Harrys ass by telling him his excuse for revenge is just plain bullshit and that he needs to grow a pair. Well not exactly like that. She also tells him her mistakes and how she wishes she could change what happened when she fought the lizard at the high school prom. To see if Harry from one direction actually takes the supressant go buy this issue and read it. Later on Spider-Gwen tells Captain America what she did and Captain America lets her off the hook and stops some cops from chasing after her. Next we see Gwen Stacy sitting on her family's roof as her dad gets drunk off the breakfast he's drinking. Have to say Gwen Stacy is extremely pretty. She's got a pretty smile that lights up the place. This issue ends with Gwen Stacy and her dad having a heart to heart. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending to the second arc. Definitely gonna have to buy the first two volumes and read them. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is the Captain America from Spider-Gwens earth secretly a hydra agent to? Things I learned from this issue. Spider-Gwen still kicks ass even when talking some sense into the villan.

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Review: Batman Beyond #8

This issue opens up with Batman going to Matts last known location where he runs into Rewire. What'd Rewire do? Kill the guy working there and then sleep in there all night till Batman came there? If so how did the authorities not catch him already? I'm guessing that the authorities were just sitting on their lazy asses the whole time. Note to self never trust the authorities in Neo-Gotham because they all suck at their job. Next we see that Matt wasn't being smart when he ran off because he forgot to pack more water. Don't worry Matt all the runway teens end up being stupid when they run away. Good thing he ran into some people who let him have some of their water. If they hadn't shown up at all it would've made this arc very short cause Matt would've died. Next we get a flashback of Microns life. To see the flashback go buy this issue. Next we get a boring talk between Luke Fox and Batman. This issue ends with us meeting three characters. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise could've done without the boring talk. I give this issue a 8 out of 10. So what does the Batwing costume look like? Things I learned from this issue. If you go to Neo-Gotham learn how to protect yourself cause the authorities won't do it for you. And if you get killed or get robbed they'll just let the person who robbed or killed you get away with it.

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Bullshit Blog Update #136

Hey been months and days since I've wrote one of these. So what's new in my life you may ask. Well not much though I did go to Salt lake comic con at the beginning of the month which was pretty fun. Go to meet the star of Arrow which was unreal. Didn't pay for an autograph though cause I didn't feel like spending sixty dollars just to have him sign something for me. I did get to meet the writer of the webcomic Not a villain which is pretty good so you should look that up on Google to get the webcomics link. Got a few new series that were pretty good. The two titles are Solar Flare and Silver. If you haven't read Silver you should look into checking it out. Lets just says it deals with vampires and silver so I mean what could go wrong? Yes I'd definitely go to Salt lake comic con again cause it was so fun :). Also there are two series I won't be reviewing any more and they are Deadpool and Harley Quinn. Yes I'm still going to get them and read them. Just won't review them since I review a lot of titles already. Anyways that's all for now. Oh by the way when my friend saw the star of Arrow he wanted to breathe heavily on him while he touched his muscles.

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Review: The Amazing Spider-Man #5

This issue opens up with Spider-Man and the hot Mockingbird getting in a jet and then her decking him in the face. Oh fuck ya she just made Spider-Man her bitch. Is it odd that I'd still like to see them get together after she did that. Like I admit he deserved it since he started bragging like a right brat snd smart brat. Note to self never piss Mockingbird off cause she can definitely knock you the fuck out if she wants to. Anyways Spider-Man and Mockingbird find out what the zodiac had planned all along and go to Parker Industries in London. Anyways while in London something bad and good happens that helps them figure out what place the zodiac are attacking in London. Dam Peter chill out and take it as a win. Hell that's what I'd do. Also I swear in one issue Anna Maria told him that the robot butler was made of nanotech or had nanotech in it... I mean unless that whole conversation got thrown out the window after secret wars which I didn't even read cause it sounded stupid to me. Then again so does Civil War Two yet I've got that in my pull. Oh hey sure I'll take one of your drinks robot butler. Dam did you really make this tasty beverage Mr. Robot butler? You did dam not bad. Hey guys you should really be nice to Mr. Robot butler and try his tasty beverages. Is it sad to say that I kinda want Otto Octavius to take over Peter Parkers body for good and become the new Spider-Man. Hell I'm gonna go buy and read his series. Also if Otto Octavius ever does lash out it'll probably be because all the employees and guests at Parker Industries treated him like shit and didn't even try his tasty beverages which are really tasty. Anyways we get a fight scene between team Spider-Man and team zodiac. To see who wins go buy and read this issue. Anyways later on Peter Parker fires Sajani and takes all her sharehold in the company. I feel like this is gonna come back to bite him in the ass and that Parker Industries might get a new owner and name. This issue ends with us finding out who Scorpio is. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. Have to say can't wait to read the next arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So when will Otto Octavius strike? Things I learned from this issue. Don't be an ass to Mr. Robot butler. His tasty beverages are extremely tasty. But hey if you won't take my word for it then you'll be shit out of luck when Mrm Robot butler takes over the world.

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Review: Batman & Robin Eternal #5

This issue opens up in the past with Robin and Batman at a church. I'm sure if my friend read this he'd say see I always knew Batman was a Mormon. Which he'd be totally wrong since they only go in to try and find Scarecrow and the other people he's with. Oh look it's Cassandra Cain. She's awesome. I totally think DC comics should give her her own title. Just don't let that one guy write it or even know about it or else he'll go and smack her ass, grab her boobs and probably shove his tongue down her throat. I totally forgot his name cause that's how unimportant he is. And when I say unimportant I mean he's a low life sack of shit that should've been fired. Anyways we see Batman and Robin break in through the churches glass windows. Damit you guys better pay for that shit I just put those windows in last week. We go back to the future where we see Dick Grayson hypnotize Tim Drakes parents. Then we go to Cassandra Cain and Bluebird I think. I'm sure I'm wrong since I haven't read this title in a long time. Anyways we see them break down the same door to the church that Batman snd Robin broke the windows to. Damit why do you superheros keep breaking shit in this church? That's it I quit tell my boss I'm done cleaning up after superheros fight and destroy stuff. Anyways Orphan comes out to play with Bluebird and Cassandra Cain while Dick Grayson gets in a fight with Poppy. We learn that Tim Drake set up safe gaurds in his parents house just in case superheros decided to pull shit like this. Anyways both fights go on for a few pages. To see how they both end go buy this issue. We see Tim Drake come home and stop his safe gaurds. This issue ends with someone getting punched in the face. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I need to hire Tim Drake to put some safe gaurds in my room and where my food is so that if people try to touch my shit they get hurt. Things I learned from this issue. Superheros destroy everything even if it's a church because hey it's not like it's a holy place or anything and also they don't have to clean up or pay to fix the mess if they destroy things.

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Review: Spider-Man #2

This issue opens up with The Amazing Spider-Man asking Spider-Man what he did. Really you think he caused all this damage Amazing Spider-Man? I think you're giving him more credit then he deserves. The Amazing Spider-Man ask him what color the demon was which makes him talk about a red one. Next we Blackheart come back and knock The Amazing Spider-Man off panel for a few pages while Spider-Man kicks his ass. Dam is all I can say. To see how Much ass Spider-Man kicked go buy this issue. Next we Spider-Man telling his friend what happened and then going off about how he touched the deamon and how it touched him which I thought was stupid. That's like if after the flash fought reverse flash he said I touched him and he touched me it was soooo gross! Like you realize how stupid that is right. Anyways next we see Black Cat doing push-ups while watching the news. Dam she's so sweaty snd sexy. This issue ends with Miles Morales going to home to find his grandmother there basically telling him she's gonna open a can of whoop ass on him. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise eh only one part made md want to sleep. I give this issue a 9 out of 10. Next issue Spider-Man vs Grandma who will win? Things I learned from this issue. Never touch a demon and never let it touch you cause it's sooooo gross! Like what is he part girl?

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Review: Deathstroke #15

This issue opens up with Rose fighting air as some creepy shadow man creeps up on her. Don't you hate when you're fighting some invisible ninjas and some shadow just stands and watches like a creep. The shadow finally lets Rose know he's there and that he wants to save her. Are you sure kidnapping her was the way to go? Also I thought her dad taught her to beat the shit out of people like him yet obviously she's just gonna talk to him and let him kidnap her. Next we see Deathstroke getting his ass kicked by a bunch of Bizarros. Superman is a wimp so how can his rip off clones be kicking Deathstrokes ass? Anyways Deathstroke finds out that the walls down there are made of led so Super Wimp can't see what's going on down there... really his ex ray vision can see through everything except led? Start taking notes villans. Like seriously Super Wimp is supposed to be extremely powerful and such a big threat if he ever went bad yet green stuff makes him have a pussy and led makes it so he can see through shit. Anyways Mercy Graves decides to help Deathstroke stop the Bizarros which they succeed at. Later on we see Deathstroke go to the Lexcorop mail room and find something of his daughters in a box. To see what it is go buy this issue. This issue ends with a guy wearing a red mask showing up. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I can't wait to see who wins between Deathstroke and Red Mask Dude. Things I learned from this issue. Superman is just a wimp who can't see through led and gets weak when he's near anything green. So just wear something green under lead armor so he won't get close to you and then use a led gun to put green bullets in so he won't see them coming before you shoot him.

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Review: Daredevil #6

This issue opens up with Daredevil getting in a fight with Elektra... wait I thought they were dating or that they were at least friends. Oh ya now I remember. But wait why id she kicking the shit out of him? Next we see a few hours back where Matt Murdock was in a court room that Elektra walked into which made him think of the times they had sex. This just shows you that if Daredevil has sex with a chick the next time he hears her entering a room he'll start thinking about the time that he porked her. Next we see Elektra kicking Daredevils ass. I can understand why he's getting his ass kicked. Heck if some old ex started beating the shit out of me for no reason I'd be thrown off balance too. Next we see the little dinner date that Matt and Elektra had where she asked him if he was still friends with Daredevil. Sure his is I mean isn't every superhero s friend to themselves? Next we see Elektra beat yhe shit out of Blindspot. Ya he never stood a chance against her so I definitely saw that one coming. Daredevil sends Blindspot to the nurse and we get to see the rest of the fight between him and Elektra. This issue ends with Elektra finally telling Daredevil why she's fighting him. To know why she's fighting him go buy this issue. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder who'll win in the next issue. Things I learned from this issue. Elektra is hot but I'd afraid to date her or sleep with her. Cause if I pissed her off it wouldn't end good for me. Things I want to learn from this series. How the hell did Daredevil chsnge everyones memories?

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Review: Red Hood Arsenal #5

This issue opens up with Robo Bunny Man using sonic blasters on Underbelly.... um if bullets and arrows haven't taken him out what makes you think your sonic blasters will do the trick? This just goes to show you that Robo Bunny Man is worse then Batman. See told you it wouldn't do the trick cause Underbelly just beat the shit out of you. Anyways we learn that Underbelly was never human. That ge was every evil thought from every Arkham inmate that got put in some ball that when broken it allowed him to escape and become an evil crime lord in Gotham and in other places. Why the hell is Arsenal running off after hearing this story. Next we see Red Hood put a gun to Robo Bunny Mans head and then use the gun on Underbelly. Don't you love wasting ammo knowing it won't kill the thing or person that you're trying to kill. Heck if zombies ever attack the world I'm just gonna shoot at ones stomach till I'm all out of ammo and then we'll see how fast I survive. Anyways Arsenal comes back and saves the day with a new arrow that he made which actually killed Underbelly. Go Arsenal. We see Robo Bunny Man tell Arsenal and Red Hood that they have to be out of the city by noon tomorrow or else he'll put them in jail and throw away the key. Don't let him boss you around Red Hood. You can kick his ass so go kick it. To see a heart touching moment go buy this issue and read this. This issue ends with blood. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good though I wish the real Batman would've been there to help them. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I'm so glad Robo Bunny Man didn't stick around for long. Things I learned from this issue. If you've tried killing someone or something with everything you've got just go and waste your ammo cause that'll definitely kill it after all your ammo is gone and it's still standing.

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Review: Mockingbird #1

This issue opens up with Mockingbird in scuba gear kicking some guys door in and throwing a chair through his window which has people behind it. Oh look a pingpong ball with a smiley face on it. Is his name Wilson? Next we find out that Mockingbird also known as Barbara Bobbi Morse has been injected with the super-soldier serum and the infinity formula. I know what the super-soldier serum is but what the heck is the infinity formula? Anyways we see Mockingbird go in for a ton of different test since both the super-soldier serum and the infinity formula have some odd side effects such as bleeding ears, seeing white zombies, seeing your loved ones reanimated. See crazy shit that'd definitely mess with anyones head but doesn't se- never mind her ears started bleeding and she's seeing white zombies..  I'm confused. Why isn't she telling anyone about this stuff? It seems like she's just ignoring it. Next we get a few pages of her making pingpong balls poof somewhere. Dam I wish I had her poofing powers so I could poof her to me. I really love one of the waiting room scenes where Black Widow tells her what nice boots she has. If you've read this issue you'll know why that panel is my favorite. The one where she has the dog is cute. It's rude how no one asked her about the dog heck I'd ask her a lot of questions including can I have it. This issue ends where this issue started. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise huh? What's going on? But I like it so far :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Um why are my ears bleeding and why is there a white zombie in my room. Things I learned from this issue. Never work for s.h.i.e.l.d and take any kind of serum or formula that they give you unless you love having people tske your blood and your piss. Like really it seems like they horded all her blood and pee in some room.

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Review: Batman Beyond #7

This issue opens up with Tim Drake and Barbara Gordon trying to fix the batsuit but getting nowhere. Wait I thought these to were really smart so how come it's taking thrm so long to put the puzzle together. Ok finally they got it figured out. Guess this shows you that if you stay up every night studying one thing soon enough you'll be able to solve it. Even though I'm sure after like three nights of no sleep your brain would be really slow and you'd never solve it till you fell asleep and woke back up refreshed. But hey I'm gonna try Tim Drakes trick and see if I can find out how to time travel. Next we see Matt go to some guys workshop where he brings him some eye technology and has him figure out where it came from or where it was made. Oh wow Metropolis doesn't surprise me since Lex Luthor lived there snd was pretty smart. Also eye am getting really tired of this eye shit. Also what's so important about where the metal arm was made? Like I seriously think this kid just wants to go to where it was made and see if he can make a robot that looks like his dead brother so he can have a friend that's a robot that looks like his brother even if it brings Brother Eye back and fuvks thd we orld over. Next we see Tim Drake test the batsuit after him and Barbara fixed it. We see thst it works extremely well even when fighting Jokerz. Next we see Barbara tell Tim that he can stay at her place snd take care of her csts till he finds s place to live. So basically she became a crazy cat lady in the future. Also the comment Tim makes about Catwoman makes it seem like shr could some how turn into herself through one of those cats and kill Barbara or that she can control them which I doubt. This issue ends with Matt running away from home. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I knew it Matts gonna screw over the world just so he can make himself a robot that looks exactly like his dead brother. Things I learned from this issue. If you stay up every night and never sleep while you're trying to solve something eventually you'll solve it cause I guess even with no sleep for how many ever days makes your brain really fast which makes you smarter then you are if you're already smart. Warning do not attempt this if you are stupid.

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Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 23 ( Alpha And Omega )

This episode opens up with Sam and Dean checking on Chuck and Cas. Wait where'd the devil go? I feel like he's gonna be really pissed and cause a lot of trouble next season. Next we see our heros go back to the bunker and... are they really getting drunk during the end of the world? Well surprisingly Sam isn't but still wow. Also I think I'd be getting drunk to. Yep if the world does end I want to die drunk so I don't have to burn when the world ends. Yes supposedly the world will end in flames not from the sun dying. Anyways Sam comes up with a plan to kill the darkness. Question. If she feeds on souls won't that just give het more power? Like hey guess lets make a bomb that's full of souls so we can just make the darkness unstoppable. Ya Sam and Cas great idea. Go team! Anyways Sam and Dean get souls at some haunted hospital and then get a thousand from the reaper that wants them dead. Next we get a scene with some chick in a giant mansion with a secret basement that has pictures of Sam and Dean. Are we breaking the fourth wall now? Is she their biggest fan? If she is is she one of those girls that writes fan fiction about them fucking or them fucking her at the same time? Yes there are chicks out there who write that shit. Also if we are breaking the wall and she is their biggest fan I wonder how it all played out when she met them. Oh hi guys. Hugs them and awkwardly sniffs and strokes their hair for a long time. So in my scene I was thinking we could just film it in my basement where I have a shit load of pictures of you guys hung up cool? Um ya sure totally. Seriously who the hell is this chick? Anyways Rowena puts all the souls in Dean making him the bomb. We get another scene with the biggest fan landing in the USA. Damit I don't want to see their biggest fan so just quit with these scenes. We see Sam and Dean have their chick flick moment before Chuck sends Dean to go blow Amara up. Oh hey Amara I'm here with a bunch of souls that'll just give you more power and make you unstoppable. Like no seriously why would they think that is a good idea. Next we see the other half of our heros drink again. And yes this yime Sam joins them. Next Dean and Amara have a little chat that causes her to talk to her brother and forgive him and heal him. Dam Dean just saved the world without killing the big bad. Phew all the souls are out of him and in Chuck now. But see if Chuck can do that then who's to say Amara couldn't have done that if things had gone wrong. Next we see Css and Sam go back to the bunker where we see the biggest fan send Cas away and shoot Sam. I know a lot of people probably thjnk she killed him but I doubt it. I mean heck she's their biggest fan so she probably got a real gun on stage and shot him making it so he couldn't really fight her as she draged him home to her creepy basement where she'll chain him up and have fun with him. This episode ends with Dean seeing a certain someone. Great ending to season eleven. Definitely can't wait for season twelve. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. I wonder if Supernatural is gonna try and go for thirteen seasons just so they can end ut on lucky number thirteen. Things I learned from this episode. If you're an actor for a tv show don't work with your biggest fan unless you want to get shot and taken to their basement where they'll have lots of fun with you ;)

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Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 22 ( We Happy Few )

This episode opens up with Chuck and the devil Fighting. Next we see the devil go in Sams room and blair music. Kinda like my sister used to do. I wonder if he put holes in the wall and then blames it on the cat like my sister did. Also I guess the devil is just like a typical teenager now which definitely not gow the real devil would act. Next we see Sam and Dean make Chuck and the devil have a heart to heart which works. Next we see Sam, Dean and the devil rounding up troops for their plan to cage Amara again. The troops are the angels, Crowley and his demons, Rowena and the witches. Next we see how that plan works out. Wow I didn't really think they'd all weaken her but hey they actually did it so go team! Next we see Chuck start to put the mark on Sams arm. Also no we've already seen so many versions of bad Sam so just stop with that shit and kill Amara. Sadly that part of the plan fails which is where this episode ends. Great episode can't wait to watch the finale. I give this episode a 10 out of 10. So is the devil dead now or did she just take him out of Cases body? Things I learned from this episode. Don't try to put Amara in a cage unless you want to end up dying.

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Review: Deadpool #1

This issue opens up with Deadpool stealing from a hot chick named the white fox. Wait that's not Deadpool cause Deadpool has a messed up face. Next we see more Deadpools. Wait so which one is the real Deadpool? Wait there's a clown dressed as Deadpool. This is so awesome! :). Anyways we find out that all these people dressed as Deadpool are mercs for hire which is a company that Deadpool now runs so he can have lots of money. Also what happened that made Deadpool so famous? I mean he deserves the fame but was he this famous before. We also get to see an interview with Deadpool. This issue ends with Deadpool killing some guy. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty interesting can't wait to read issue two. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So are we gonna see more of white fox in future issue. I hope so she's really hot. Things I learned from this issue. Deadpool will go to your kids birthday party if you hire him. Hmm I wonder how much it cost to hire him. Probably a lot so if my kid ever wants Deadpool to come to his birthday party I'll have to have Spider-Man come instead and ruin his or her dreams.

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Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 21 ( All In The Family )

This episode  opens up with Sam and Dean finding out that Chuck is actually god. I still don't like Supernaturals version of god. Anyways next we see Chuck, Sam and Dean all talking about how to find Amara. Why not use Dean? I mean he's the one with a connection to her so that seems like a reasonable idea. But no go ahead and ignore me the viewer who is probably right. Next we see Amara torturing the devil. For some odd reason I think Amara is very sexy now. Yes she looks to be in her thirties or fourties but dam I wouldn't mind having a one night stand with her. Anyways more fog. I know just what you wanted in a Supernatural episode killer fog. Note to self if murders start happening and the town goes to shit and fog comes in it's probably best to stay away from it unless you want to die. Oh hey we got a new prophet. Wait how come he has a mark after being struck by lighting and becoming a prophet yey when that happened to Kevin he didn't even get a scratch. Also I don't like the new prophet so far. Yes he's useful but also annoying so when will he die off. Surprisingly Metatron actually did right by his wrongs in this episode. Don't believe me go watch for yourself and you'll see what I mean. Look their finally being smart and using Deans connection to Amara to draw her out so they can go save the devil. Also is the devil gonna go back in his cage when this all ends? I have to say if I had a crazy hot stalker chick who wanted to date me and kept telling me to just give up and become one with her inside of her I'd probably call the cops on her and have them take her to the looney bin. Or just make a smart remark like. Inside you? You mean live in your you know what? Or are we gonna merge and become a half man half woman fugly ass creature that no one wants to be around? This episode ends with a certain someone being saved. Great episode even though I still don't like their version of god. I give this episode a 9 out of 10. Yay only two mire episodes. Things I learned from this episode. Amara is hot. Like I don't know how I didn't see it before but now I totally see why Dean would be so in love with her.

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Review: Harley Quinn #13

This issue opens up with Power Girl and Harley Quinn fighting Sportsmaster and Clock King. Well that fight didn't go so well. They just blew up a mall good thing everyone got out though. Next we see Clock king use his watch to go back in time and save Sportsmaster before he gets blown up. And this kids is why you don't fight villans in public places. Also who's gonna pay for the new mall? Next we see Power Girl toss Harley Quinn in the air and make her free fall for laughing at her hair when it was messed up. Geez someones extremely sensitive. Heck I'd be laughing along with Harley Quinn. Next we meet Eggy who first got introduced in the Harley Quinn Annual. Damit knew I'd read the issues after it though good thing I can read it next time :). Next we see Power G- I mean Betty perform at ghe sideshow and spank some.. nope never mind won't even type thag cause thdn some pervert will do something nasty while reading this review. Harley Quinn is still beautiful even when wearing an ape costume. Next we see Power Girl and Harley Quinn go to stop Sportsmaster and Clock King well more like Power Girl goes and grabs them and brings them back to Harley Quinn so she can stop them for good. Next we see Harley Quinn almost get mugged. Luckily her butt and Power Girl saved her life. Anyways Power Girl brings the bad guys to Harley Quinn which doesn't end good for them cause they both get gunshot wounds. I have to say I think Harley Quinn would be a better superhero then most superheros. This issue ends with Power Girl getting her memory back. To see the cute but sad scene with Harley Quinn at the end go buy this issue now! Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good can't wait to read the next arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. Now I'm excited to read and smell the Harley Quinn Annual. Things I learned from this issue. Power Girl loves to spank a certain animal. So hey if you want Power Girl to spank a certain animal for you guys just go ask her cause I'm sure nothing bad will happen to you if you do.

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Review: Uncanny X-Men #2

This issue opens up with Mystique fighting the men in black at her job. Damit men in black this a comic not a movie so go back to your three movies. Also Mystique is hot in the comics and the movies though she's not as beautiful as Harley Quinn. Anyways we see Magneto in looking at a bunch of dead bodies looking for the healer that died cause he wouldn't let him join the team. I'm sure there's one that's a lot stronger then he is. I have to say I think Psylocke is hotter than Mystique. I'm still confused on what happened to Archangel. Oh look to more healers. Really Elixir? Like that name just flat out says hey I'm a mutant who can heal people so if you want all healing mutants dead then I'll put a target on my back and make it easier for you to find me. Anyways we see Sabertooth and M go to retrieve Elixir before the bad guys kill him. Why are you freaking out M? He's just driving fast it's not like he's driving fast and swerving. Anyways Sabertooth and M find Elixir who also gets found by the bad guys who kill all his friends. Note to self if I ever gain powers that allow me to heal people and my friends get shot down I think I'll run and save mh ass instead of walking into a trap like this dumbass and bring all my friends back to life just so they can watch me die. No need to explain how this issue ends causd I think that last part explains it all for you. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So is the next healer gonna be as stupid as thus one? Things I learned from this issue. If you're a healer and you decide to nickname yourself Elixir or magic healer or I AM THE HEALING POTION! Then your basically putting a target on your back if people want you dead.

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Review: Harley Quinn & Power Girl #6

This issue opens up with Vartox and Power Girls wedding. I have a feeling they won't actually get married. Yep knew it some portal just opened up that leads to a pocket world or something that Vartox created... wait how'd it even open in the first place? Anyways in this pocket world we see another Power Girl that Vartox married and had a shit load of kids with. No I'm being serious they had a shit load of kids. Like they must have fucked like rabbits after they got married. We see one of Vartoxes sons hit on Power Girl and tells her that she looks just like his mom. Ya definitely not creepy at all. Kinda reminds me of that one movie where the guy goes back to the past for some reason and almost has sex with his mom. Anyways next we see a fight between the married Power Girl and not married Power Girl. My moneys on the one in the wedding dress. Well that sucks cause not married Power Girl just got knocked out of the story for a bit. Wait Power Girl that's married why are you attacking Harley Quinn it's not like she's trying to marry Vartox. Oh hell yes not married Power Girl is back.. and gone again. We find out that the married version of Power Girl is actually a robot. So basically she's Vartoxes sexbot. Fuck yes Harley Quinn just beat the shit out of the sexbot. We see Vartox use his teleportation ring and let Harley Quinn & Power Girl use it to get back home. This issue ends where issue twelve of Harley Quinn left off. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending to the mini series :). I give this issue a 10 out of 10. So wait how'd yhat sexbot even have feelings for Vartox? Like did he program that into her or did he put a human heart on her? Things I learned from this issue. When fighting a sexbot just make sure Harley Quinn is with you so she can destroy it.

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Review: Daredevil #5

This issue opens up with something called the fist attacking the church of sheltering hands. I have to say the hand could've thought of a better name for this thing. We see Tenfingers tell everyone that he'll save them all. Um you sure you want to believe him guys? Heck last yime most of you died when he said the same shit so why believe him now? Anyways we see Tenfingers run up to his armory and grab a gun. I highly doubt you know how to use that thing or that you'll be able to kill it with that weapon. Next we see Matt Murdock at work where he hears some chick saying Daredevil the temple. Well actually a bunch of people say that and I guess he hears them all and decides to ditch work. You know I'm sure your boss won't trust you very much after that Matt Murdock. We see Tenfingers shoot his own men with his gun instead of actually hitting the fist. See why would you stupid people trust this guy when he's failed twice? Also I called it! I knew he'd fail again. Yay we see Daredevil come and save the day while we see Blindspot save all the people that Tenfingers failed yo save. I find it funny how he ran off like a wimp after he failed. Note to self never trust Tenfingers. Next we see Daredevil vs The Fist, Blindspot vs his mom and a couple others. Dam Daredevil killed that thing. Note to self trust Daredevil whenever he says he'll save people or if he says anything else. We see Blindspots mom kill the other two people and walk off saying she believed him and that's why she killed them but that he wont get so lucky again. I think whatever killed Tenfingers decided to let his mom live cause she was a better fit in some way. This issue ends with Blindspot asking if the job is done and Daredevil telling him that it never is. Artwork was pretty good. Story wise pretty good ending to the arc. I give this issue a 10 out of 10. I wonder if Mat Murdock will still have a job in the next issue. Things I learned from this issue. Blindspot actually has a twitter. I really thought he was joking when he said he had one but now I know he does.

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Review: Supernatural Season 11 Episode 20 ( Don't Call Me Shurley )

This episode opens up with Metatron digging through a dumpster while a dog watches him. Next we see Metatron and the dog get teloported to some bar in heaven. We also saw Metatron do something nice which was feeding the dog. I'm surprised he didn't beat the shit out of it or just eat the sandwich without giving the dog any. Anyways while in the bar Metatron meets Chuck who is actually god. I always guessed that but never voiced my guess on here. Also I'm sure a lot of people weren't surprised by that. I kinda hate Supernaturals version of god cause he said he had girlfriends and boyfriends. Mind you I see nothing wrong with gays or gay marriage it's just that I don't think that god would really go and date guys or cheat on his wife in general so ya that's something that buged me. Anyways next we see Dean ironing one of Sams shirts as he tells him about a guy who killed himself. Note to self never let Dean iron anything you own cause if you do he'll iron it with beer. We see Chuck as Metatron to edit his story so basically half the episode switches between him and Chuck and then to Sam and Dean. After Sam and Dean talk to the police one of them gets infected by fog and shoots her husband in the face with a shotgun. I see that Amara changed up the way the fog affects people or just used a different one. We Metatron and Chuck have a talk about why he left and how he's gonna do nothing to stop Amara. But why is she evil and your not? Next we see the police officer who shot her husband in the face deliver a message to Dean. Well shit that's not good now the whole town is full of fog. Also why is this fog white but the other one black. Anyways later on Dean and Sam take a bunch of people into the police station and ducktape ever inch of every window and door. Well that plan failed horribly cause some of the ducktape came off one of the vents letting some of the fog in and making it so that Sam got infected. Why are they not using the holy fire cure like Sam used in that other town in the hospital? Also Dean just locked a bunch of people in a room but didn't finish ducktaping the bottom of the door so now they're all infected. Dean will let anyone die or get infected in order to save his brother so don't rely on him if his brother's in trouble. Next we see Chuck play the guitar and sing a song while Metatron reads the new pages he just wrote. I wonder what he wrote. This episode ends with Chuck saving the whole town that Sam and Dean are in and even bringing that one police officers husband back to life. Episode was pretty good well except for god dating guys so I give this episode a 8 out of 10. Also another thing they got wrong is god has a soul cause he used to be just like us. Things I learned from this episode. Sam is more important to Dean then a bunch of people locked in a room who are about to get infected because he had to run over to Sam instead of ducktaping the bottom of the door before he ran over to Sam.

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